r/ProRevenge - She REGRETS Messing with me...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host that is loving the hell out of tony hawk's pro skater one and two they are so good the music is good the tricks are good the character customizations i uh the hair looks really cool though and i'm just having a blast i've only played the the first games parks and stuff uh and i'm it's so good it's just as good as the original less gory though which sucks anyway zach in today's subreddit is r slash pro revenge all alright this story is called birds are petty as flip-flops so i got a cockatiel her name's twinkie about a month ago wow interesting time frame about a month ago because i've been wanting a pet for a while in case you don't know i got a cockatoo about a month ago uh we instantly connected and she really liked spending time with me but i still made sure to give her space during the first week however most of my family members apparently didn't understand that twinkie was a living creature and kept trying to grab her or pick her up despite me insisting not to now twinkie's okay with sitting on my mom's shoulder but i'm pretty much the only person she fully trusts and will fly away from her as soon as i'm out of sight the revenge part came when i started potty training her yes you can potty train a bird the first things i taught twinkie is that she can't poop on people no matter what and that if she needs to she can just fly off anytime and do her business elsewhere the training was successful or so i thought unfortunately that time was probably the most stressful because she was out of the cage more meaning everyone wanted to touch her i wouldn't mind it if they actually did it correctly but they never listened to me and still made her very uncomfortable as revenge twinkie now poos on everyone except for me i'm not joking she legit flies off of me and onto someone else does her thing and then flies back to me demanding cuddles i find this hilarious and adorable yeah man it's not something you think about but dude birds will poop on you i have been pooped on many many times and it's not that bad i mean it's just kind of gross when it smears when you're trying to wipe that all right this story's called won't pick up your dog's crap and then steal from me move out then so i posted this in our slash entitled parents and more than one person suggested i also post it here for you lovely people it's quite long i do apologize so this happened at the last apartment complex i lived in sorry it's so long my significant other and i were renting a ground floor unit at a really nice apartment complex i wouldn't say it was a luxury apartment or anything but our ground floor unit had a little patio off the back that led out into a really nice courtyard area with hammocks a walking path outdoor fireplace seating area etc a lot of people walk their dogs out there or let their kids play out in the grass including us we have a one-year-old kane corso badass we got her when we'd been living in the unit for about two and a half months and she was only eight weeks at the time she's a really good dog and we trained her well we could let her out to go potty and she'd come right back even if there were distractions people dogs out we always stood on the patio and watched her anyway because our pet agreement said we couldn't leave our dog unattended then we'd go pick up her poop right away if she pooped also part of the pet agreement as i'm sure is standard at most apartment complexes we kept a small step trash can outside specifically for her poop bags because we didn't want to throw them away inside and the only outside trash cans were on the other side of the building which i agree is super dumb it really was a small trash can like the kind you tuck in the bathroom between the toilet and the wall we also had her poop bags hanging on our patio door handle for easy access so we didn't have to hunt for them every time we needed them this lady and her kid moved in on the ground floor in our building two units down from us no biggie we ran into her one day carrying in groceries and my significant other held open the door for her she seemed kinda caring-ish but was polite and her kid probably 10 to 11 years old didn't look up from his phone whatever that's pretty typical of kids these days they also had a dog a little black and white fluffy thing super cute but not trained very well don't know what kind of dog but it was much smaller than our already giant puppy after about two weeks or so we realized that there were dog turds in the grass right off our patio we found out the hard way because my boyfriend stepped in it the first time luckily he wasn't barefoot they were clearly not our dog's turds as one we always picked up her poop right after she went and two they were very obviously from a small dog not our 70 pound puppy we'd been in the apartment about seven to eight months at that point and had never had an issue with this so he figured it was entitled mother's little dog i wrote her a polite note that basically was like hey neighbor we noticed that some of your dog's poops aren't being picked up and are right off our patio per the pet agreement we all have to sign we all need to be picking up our own dog's poop each time they go i'm sure it was an accident and you just didn't notice so if you could make sure to do that going forward we'd appreciate it your neighbors and unit number she wasn't home so i slipped it under the door and went back to my apartment a couple of hours later this lady is banging on my door and gets really angry with me insists that it couldn't have been her dog and how dare i assume i felt really bad and i apologized immediately said i didn't mean to offend her and it must have been someone else she told me never to bother her with crap like this again and stormed off i was like okay not three days later i was sitting on my patio with a book enjoying the cool weather when i see their little dog run out their back door no one with it and it comes over to me i said hello to the pup because i love pups and then it took a crap right off the patio ran back home and scratched the door to be let in i saw her kid slide the door open enough to let the dog in and then closed it again without coming outside to pick up the poop i was annoyed because here i sawed with my own eyes that it was there dog and no one was even watching it when it was outside so i grabbed a poop bag picked up the poop wrote another less polite note about her kid neglecting to watch the dog or come to check if it had pooped or pick up after it and drop the poop bag and the note on their patio right by the door oh damn then went back to my reading entitled mother was quicker to come by this time and stomped right up to me waving the note around then stated that her kid was just a kid and probably just forgot to check i said i didn't care her kid was old enough to stand outside for three minutes and come pick up the dog's poop she said well there's no poop bags or trash cans on this side of the building and she didn't feel comfortable making her kid walk all the way around the building for that the next part is my own fault in hindsight i suggested she put a trash can like mine on her patio and leave their own poop bags handy like we do for our dog she eyed our stuff huffed some more rolled her eyes refused to do anything about the poop and walked off at this point i was super annoyed i stalked my patio door for the next couple of days as much as i could just waiting and sure enough on day two in the evening when i was about to give up i see the puppy run outside towards my patio i whipped out my phone took some pictures of the dog outside alone not allowed in the dog pooping and then took another photo an hour later of the poop still there and time stamped all of them then i sent an email to the apartment office people who were always pretty nice and they responded quickly that they would give her a warning about it and sure enough this lady comes back again to get mad and yell at me about how petty i was to report them to the office and now they had a hundred and fifty dollar fine for not picking up their dog poop it's worth noting that these finds were rare who prints were not used at this complex in order for the office to find someone for dog poop they had to have proof it was that specific tenant's dog's poop and that it wasn't picked up hence the photos i'd taken in time stamped i told her that i had tried to be nice about it with her twice before and it was her own fault at that point for not abiding by the terms of the pet agreement we all had to sign everyone who had a dog at least she went off about how she's a single mom and she works during the day and her precious baby can't be expected to pick up after their dog i told her that a 10 11 year old was plenty old enough to pick up after a dog and that if they weren't responsible enough then maybe the kid shouldn't be letting the dog out at all and she should be the one to do it or maybe whoever's home with him should be looking after it she got angry told me i had no idea how to be a single mom that her mom stays with him during the day and shouldn't be expected to look after her kid and her dog and she stomped off again i expected to hear more about it but i didn't the ironic part is i am a single mom my kid isn't my significant others and i raised him alone for two and a half years before i met my significant other so yes i do know how hard it is and i live a thousand miles from my closest family so i never even had the luxury of being able to have my mom watch my kid over the next couple of weeks we didn't find any more dog turds off our patio but we did notice our poop bags were depleting and our trash can was filling up way more quickly than usual i had my suspicions and wanted to test it we had recently bought some small security cameras for inside our apartment for different reasons and i had my boyfriend set one up outside on the patio we faced it where it could see our door and trash can but didn't point to the rest of the courtyard or other people's units we respect privacy around here sure enough the same evening my boyfriend set it up i see the kid walk onto our patio take a poop bag walk out of frame and then come back to throw it in our trash can okay now i'm pissed but also not trying to fight this lady or a kid so i moved the poop bags to the inside door handle it's a glass door so you can still see them but we always lock our sliding door next morning i hear someone knocking on the back patio door and i go to see her kid standing there looking annoyed i didn't open the door i just spoke loudly enough to ask what did he need he demanded a poop bag for his dog's poop i said i'm sorry but these are our poop bags for our dog and they weren't free for anyone else to use the apartment provides poop bags and a dispenser near the trash can on the other side of the building kids started demanding a poop bag saying his mom told him he could use hours slapping his hands on the glass a few times trying to scare me yes i'm so terrified of a 10 year old boy and finally screaming at me that he's telling his mother on me i said fine go ahead i'll tell her the same thing sure enough a few minutes later his mom is standing on my patio also demanding a poop bag for her dog's poop i denied her a bag and asked her to please step off of my patio as she was making me feel unsafe and uncomfortable my significant other wasn't home she told me i was a bratty child i'm 24 and she demanded i let her use my poop bags as i had already told her she could before i said no i told you to get some yourself and do what i do keep them close by and put your own trash can on your own patio not use the bags i buy with my own money for my own dog and then fill up my tiny trash can with your dog's poop i pointed out she could use a plastic shopping bag if she didn't want to buy her own poop bags or she could use the bags the complex provided on the other side of the building she kept going off on me and i finally told her if she didn't leave my patio i'd call the police as she was harassing me the apartment office was closed on sundays and of course it was sunday she acted like she was going to call my bluff but then my boyfriend got home and walked up behind me to ask what was going on and she ended up dragging her kid away again leaving the poop in the grass of my patio so once she was gone i took another time-stamped picture of the dog poop downloaded the footage from my security camera of her kids stealing my poop bags and then throwing them in my trash can and the footage from them that morning yelling at me and demanding my bags and my denying them and emailed all of it to the apartment management i told them that she made me feel unsafe and uncomfortable in my own home that she and her child felt entitled to come onto my patio and take my belongings i also went outside picked up her dog's poop looked in the trash can on my patio and pulled out the bags with her dog's poop they were significantly smaller than my dog's poop says i'm sure any dog owners could tell the difference in poops of a 12-pound dog versus a 70-pound dog i went and opened all the bags and dumped the poop straight onto her patio right outside the door on monday i heard back from the office lady who said she would take care of it by friday there was a moving truck and the lady and her kid were moving out pretty sure they were evicted or at the very least urged to move before a formal eviction process was initiated after talking to some of our other much friendlier neighbors it turns out we weren't the only ones who had been complaining about her they'd only lived in the complex for like two to three months before they made so many enemies they were kicked out sometimes i think i should feel bad for playing a part in them getting evicted but honestly i can't bring myself to feel guilty about it not my fault she was a lazy entitled bimbo who couldn't even be asked to get a shopping bag to pick up her dog's poo i never heard from her about the turds i dropped on the patio but i like to think she stepped in them without looking and knew better than to come complain to me about it sorry not sorry also i'm sure they were given more than a week to vacate as those are the tenancy laws here but she packed up and left like a bat out of hell yes she didn't want to stay somewhere she was clearly seen as an enemy i don't know for sure that she was evicted or if she was just asked to leave or abide by the lease or what office can't give out that type of info and she and i weren't exactly on speaking terms for her to give me the scoop about it if anything you need to give her the scoop the poop scoop don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode [Music] you

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Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 15 2020