Roy Wood Jr. - The Problem With Immigration

Canada I almost didn't come be real with you I'm scared to leave America and you know you leave America now they might not let you back in you got to leave America the same way you do a nightclub when you're stepping out to smoke a cigarette you got to go to customs and talk to the bouncer real quick hey man you gonna be here when I get back I'm going to Canada real quick to make a phone call what about me right back here's the problem with immigration like first and foremost you shouldn't have to learn the language of the place you choose to live I think that's highly overrated talking to people is a stressful experience and it's better when you don't understand it's better I try to fake it every day I try to fake not understanding strangers I don't want to talk hey do you know which way to go uh because it's the thing we demand that people learn the language that's what they say you need to learn the language if you're going to live here you need to learn the language learn the language why to talk to who all we do is ignore each other all social media is done is made us less social you want to talk to people and they should learn the language when you walk every day you walk past fluent speaking people who speak the same language as you and you don't say a damn thing to them cause you'd rather mind your damn business that's how we live now people get on the elevator do you talk to them no you can't even make friends for 11 seconds 11 seconds that's all you have to do is fake being interested in another human being and you can't do it you press your button and you stare at the wall like a drone so why should we put that burden on immigrants why should immigrants have to learn language as soon as they learn the language ain't nobody gonna talk to the ass they gonna get on the elevator and go hello I know the language shut your ass up and hit the button that makes sense [Applause] but here's the problem to me I feel like if you the only people who should have to learn the language is if you work a job that's life or death and that's where the problem lies in Immigration for me I have a foreign doctor he's fluent in English which is beautiful to do fluent does his job beautifully but the problem in America is that they teach people English but they never teach them proper inflection I got a doctor that gives me bad news and a good news tone and it's stressful because he never learned how to properly say bad stuff my doctor come here is we are looking at your blood work the abnormalities with the cholesterol if you're not careful heart attack I go wait a minute that that's not how you say heart attack that is not how you say heart attack heart attack is not a tiptoe word heart attack is a downhill there's only three or four tiptoe words in the English language as it is is like that's it heart attack is not one of them he's talking with some of my little cousins they got me back playing video games again I went back and started back playing Street Fighter Street Fighter that's my game man Street Fighter if you know if you don't remember this video game Street Fighter is a video game where the basic premise of the game is where two strangers show up in a public place and whoop each other's ass that's it that's the entire game one dude walks up to another dude hey meet me at the fish market doing normal business hours thank you and I will beat your ass that's the best part of Street Fighter is that there's people in the background shopping acting like an ass whooping is not occurring right in front of them it's two grown men in the fish market throwing Fireballs at each other again hadooping and right behind them it's a dude yeah let me get some crab legs and I'll take some of the Snapper here oh you can yeah box it up to go I'm gonna take that to go they throwing them Fireballs yes best part of Street Fighter is that show up nobody snitches during Street Fighter first of all if you call 9-1-1 would they be would they even believe the fireball call 9-1-1 what's your emergency yeah uh y'all need to get down here uh there's two white people throwing five balls at each other sir this line is for emergencies only what you think a fireball is sir we need a real emergency okay uh there's a black person here and they're just reading on a bench thank you guys [Music]

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Length: 5min 15sec (315 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 12 2022