Rowan calls emergency meeting after Alan quits

Come in please Okay Yep, take a seat Come in, sit down Important meeting Is this really an important meeting because no one's- looking after the store? It's super important actually Britt Today's meeting is about why why we why we DON'T why we DON'T need why we DON'T need Alan Don't need him this doesn't feel like a very healthy meeting topic Rowan Why Why don't Why don't we Why don't we need Why don't we need Alan Why don't we need Alan, Rowan? That's a great question Ellie Firstly... He's a traitor He hurts his friends and then just quits for no reason like a traitor uuuhh I mean he had a pretty good reason, Rowan I think I should go and check on the store YOU STAY RIGHT THERE Second reason we don't need Alan is because he's a THIEF He never returned his uniform That is not alright Exactly I've been past his house multiple times and and he's and he's inex and he's inexplicitly plic plica plicaly inex inexplic inexplica inexplicably never there and get this I even snuck into his house to try and get the uniform back There's nothing there there's no furniture no food NO NO uniform Thief Very suspicious sounds like he's just moved, Rowan Ahh Ahh, no Ahh, no no He would never do that Not without telling me Rowan, I don't think you're really grasping what's happened Alan has left He's gone He might never come back He could have even left the country Ahhh That's That's not That's not possible Never Any other reasons Rowan? plenty of other reasons Good question Uhmm Another reason is WEIRD WEIRD girly lips like- this- Have you ever touched them? bit too soft personally Uhmmm Needs Needs to Needs to shower more like- Phewwpfff Wheres the same cologne everyday Ewwghh Yeah I agree with that one His eyes *Calf sound* *Robert De Niro impression* Too close together Scares away customers drives down sales So- Don't need it Not around here Are we done? Uhmmm Yeah You now what? We are done We are done but there's homework I want you each to go home and write a 10-page essay about the reasons why you don't like Alan and why you're glad that he's gone on my desk by tomorrow morning Can I do one about Why I like Alan? Nope APA or Chicago referencing? Do you want in-text citation or a bibliography? I'd prefer to do a bibliography Uhmm Would you like it double spaced? Can I have a title page? I'll put some clipart on it and it'll look really nice Times New Roman is a font I know what you're trying to do Get out Pay cut Pay rise Go Mmmmm That didn't turn out how you thought it did how you thought it diduurgg It was gonna turn out gonna turn out, did ya? *Got em* Today's meeting is about reasons why we don't... @$#%ing hell *tf is that sound* *tf is that sound* I'm out Bye Rowan *is that Ellie?* You can't just keep walking off Roowaaaan You're the manager

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Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 24 2024