<i> Buenos Días,
amigos of the universe,</i> <i> I am, Ernesto Estrella,
and today I shall reveal...</i> <i> tu destino.</i> [squawking] My destiny?
I'm dying to know! Ronnie Anne, ven, ven. Watch my favorite astrologer
with me. I'm not really into horoscopes. Give it a chance, mija,
Ernesto is very accurate. He predicted
that I would have two children, a beautiful home,
and a charming husband. [belching] This bobo again? He got two out of three. [chuckles] Today, I will be talking
about the fire sign. Ooh, Ronalda, that's you. With a moon and a sand house, today's a very special day
for fire sign people. For today, they will find love. Es, tu destino. [gasping]
Oh, how exciting. I met tu Abuelo, when I was not much older
than you. I hate to disappoint you Abuela, but there's no way
I'm finding love today, unless you mean this guacamole. [ringing] Hey Lincoln. Guac's up? Hey Ronnie Anne, guess what, my mom has
a meeting in the city, so I thought we could hang out. No way, that's awesome. Yeah, I'll be there
in about an hour, unless Vanzilla breaks down.
Whoa! Okay, smell you later. It's a sign! Ernesto's prediction
is already coming true. You mean Lincoln? Yeah right. [squawking] Ronnie Anne
and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S- Listen Abuela,
we're just friends. Okay, okay, but Hector and I used
to be 'just friends' too, before we fell in love. Oops. You can't use a plate? The chip is the plate.
It's also a shovel. I'm so psyched you're here. Me too, I brought you something
from Royal Woods; it's a grape Flippee,
your favorite. Maybe I should've gone
with turkey jerky. Aye, how thoughtful,
right Ronnie Anne? Why don't we go hang out
in my room? Sergio, go spy. [cats yowling, toilet flushing] [laughing] I missed this.
You, me, cat videos... And I'm not the only one. Remember Rochelle
from Mrs. Johnson's class? Whoa, you kept
that dumb egg baby we had to take care of? Shh, she might hear you. You know,
she's getting all A's this year, I guess
we're pretty good parents. Destino! Hmm? Huh? Hey, you know, it's so nice out,
why don't we take a walk. So, tell me
all the Royal Woods gossip. Well, funny you asked,
I actually need your advice; my friend really likes
this girl, but they've been buds
for a while, and it's a long distance thing. Think he should tell her
how he feels? Uh... [laughing]
A friend, sure. Destino! No! I mean, maybe he should just stuff
those feelings deep down inside and not make things weird. Nah, he'd never go for that,
he really likes this girl. Hey, uh, is there someplace
where we can sit down and be alone together? ['Together' echoing] There's something important
I wanna share with you. [screaming] Destino! Boom!
You just got Estrella-ed. How about you take him
to that pizza place down the street,
it's the perfect spot for two young people to talk. Ay, mi ojo. Ah! Sorry, Abuela. Pizza sounds great. Eh, um, yeah, great!
Pizza it is, I just forgot my thing...
in the house. I'll be right back. Hmm. - Sid!
- Gotcha! Oh. Sorry Ronnie Anne, ha,
I thought you were someone else. Have you seen a green
and orange bird around here? I wish I could help,
but I'm having a crisis. My friend Lincoln's here,
and I'm pretty sure he's about to tell me
he loves me. I thought you guys were
just buds. Me too, but he brought
our weird egg baby, he keeps talking
about a lovesick friend, and now he wants to get pizza,
alone. [gasping] My parents had pizza
on their first date. I don't want it to be a date. If Lincoln tells me he likes me,
it'll be so awkward, it could even ruin
our friendship. You're right,
there's no going back from that. Exactly! Which is why I need you
to come with us, and kill the mood
so he doesn't talk about his feelings. Sure, I can be your wing-woman, but if I see the bird,
I gotta run.
