Robert's "8 HOUR SHAWTY!" | 90 Day Fiancé - Robert and Anny (w/Tell All)

[Music] yo what's up Scottie I do want to start the new season today but before we get into any of nuts let's talk a little bit about that tell us shall we two main points really first and foremost Maria is real my name is Maria I'm 28 years old and live in Kiev Ukraine like I was almost convinced this woman was a hologram and Cesar has been talking to a food grown man with a voiceover I mean I was kind of close because she basically came out confirmed that she's been scamming this peanut brain for like a good chunk of money and as a network of like other peanut brains literally sitting on a peanut farm during this time of course I talked to other guys because it's like it's normal confirmed MLM pyramid scheme flex which could stand for multi-level marketing or Maria loves money either or not to see this woman in her final form she didn't even know that she ain't ashamed whoa she's kind of like like it's not even about her looks necessarily like she could be I her demeanor turns what could be gucci louis product to like arrow post Ali I like the way how she talked to me first off I'm gonna need you to Bund at check back up this man should be arrested on site for violation of dress code but a your ties about two foot too short for your big old self this man really thought he look like a pimp while getting pimped that's just crazy to me she pimped this man so hard buddy got a rock a mood ring it's in a way she shows up to tell alright basically admitting to the world that she's been legally robbing this man and this man still don't comprendo I am perplexed I just want him to move on I know I know I could just stop but I still love you even if I go on and I do something else you'll always be there you know because you're always like my first love what the hell are we sure at this point that this man doesn't have some kind of learning disability but he's all there you know straight ahead and we're not talking about the airline look he sent her more money after the Mexico trip this man needs to be drug tested to date but I still love you stop it get some help now speaking of not letting go let's go ahead and direct our attention to mr. Jesse assume miss me stir them a stir let's watch since Darcy and I broke up I am doing more than ever before I'm an actor I'm you know also coaching people who is filming this and for those who claim that mr. Jessie's not narcissistic please explain to me why this man seems oddly entertained by a shot of his own booty what the hell I really have no clue what a man is here besides teaching and clout chasing but obviously he's the next Tony Robbins doing massive TEDx talks and motivating the next generation and I've been doing a lot of speaking events about life and love with different audiences you know speaking on big stages any questions thus far no all right let me get this straight this boy Jessie really flew halfway across the world to inform us about his motivational speeches to a bunch of elegant soon-to-be not-here peeps really you buggin this dude had the nerve to say thank you all for coming what what are you talking about they live here you see that dude in the back he's a legal fossil he won't see your nonsense about follow your dreams fall in laughs that means about a dream and a fall away from calling Life Alert it's the last thing I want here for two years straight she's been reaching out to me her story doesn't match up a reality that is just the truth I just want her to be happy like truthfully please if you say you're moved on then do it since the man has showed up for absolutely no reason besides bragging about speaking at a retirement home that means about one step away from doing motivational speeches at a cemetery thank you all for coming you only some else however mr. lip sing an assassin ear repeat this exact story for the past two years in like 20 other different media channels at this point she has been conveying take me over and over again I actually picked up the phone I was like I just want to let you know like if you're gonna keep stalking me I'm gonna file a lawsuit she's still obsessed about me it's sad it's me oh really reading messages from December who knows when where you were doing too much but he was gonna file a lawsuit because she kept texting him you is some else jesse has what we call a superiority complex there's only one person who can't get over Jesse and that's Jesse he's a psychology major then he's a psychologist think about it but anyways enough talk about this guy we're moving on to bigger and better teams roll in season seven let's kitty my name is Robert I'm 41 years old and I Drive for a ride shoe company whoa so we get our first look at Robert whoa yeah it's all right off the bat boy he's about to get scammed it's not it he's gonna get scammed it's who's gonna be scamming him now I don't know what kind of arrow past alley shirt this man is wearing how are you gonna start with a fresh crispy shirt in two seconds later hello ladies Isaac knew might want to revisit this a new law motion because I am perplexed now we also come to find out that this man has a son named Bryson teddy is currently parenting by himself mad respect for doing a thing that is I excused stupidity price of mom is not in the picture anymore I'm glad that happened because if it didn't happen I would have never met any my fiance name is Annie all right I'm not gonna lie from this angle kinda looks like as in with makeup you might want to recheck that so no he's apparently this guy Manny on Facebook which is now a hot spot to get your money mercury is live I mean the man even pulled the light skin look good good and nobody gonna tell me down look like as in with the weave I was trying to meet Annie in person so I booked the cruise that made a stop in the Dominican Republic any a night only spent eight hours together so right then in there I was like I had to have this show you saw accident Mary it means officially a walking clown joining the ranks with the mistresses or I might even have to demote him from like peanut brain to like nut case he's that close eight hours I don't even think that's considered a good night's sleep he's already betting his life and half a penny to this woman she's live you is some else but he's not confused why this man named fly to the dr very questionable decision making skills but at least he's consistent don't listen to what nobody says I go in my heart and my mind we apply for the k1 visa you gotta prove I haven't seen my Dominican Republic oh listen to nobody I go in my heart in my mind even if that means stepping on Aunt Polly in a burning house in the roof about to collapse with a train shooting straight at the house and burning on the side singing clean or bleed I don't care because I go with my heart and my mind you sound stupid and who's out here proving all these visas there's nobody doing background checks around here oh look they only spent eight hours together [Music] looks good to me anyway so she calls and we get a first glimpse of Annie and she's exactly who I thought she was exactly what thought she was gold digger she won't even look like she wants to raise this boy when you go search chirping about iPhones and diamond rings for you wallets looking like a rhino's booty crack that's a red flag that's a adios see you later you checked Osito this man proposed in like twenty minutes without a ring gonna have the nerve to say my big is fearful and he gets here if it's all about money obviously this man must think he's Jason Momoa or he just can't do simple math but no worries according on my Tata I'll break it down for you you propose to a woman you don't know looking like a musty tuna in uber driver at 41 and indirectly forcing this woman to raise your old kid what kind of value do you think she gets from all of this chi-ching exact oh it's elementary my dear Watson any gears here in four days I can't really afford right now to get any big expensive all really a nice ring yet I like I went from yo shorty is popping she later well hello there I'm actually here to make a purchase of some elegant a lingerie with a side of Cabernet Sauvignon flushed in the finest rose petals please engineer her sighs he's popping she see Roberts one of those dudes who acts hard around his boys but when you actually talk to him he's like avocado awkward and he can't look at your knife yeah anyways those phone starts blowing up and it turns out he's upset he spaghetti he didn't deliver the Benjamins and she just sends me a ton of angry emoji faces and it really pisses me off yeah that makes sense so we so panini song all about the money even those phone blowing up like a Nagasaki and it's all about the money but he's still hoping it's not all about the money gold digger I mean at this point any could probably robbed a few banks start printing their own Benjamins in tattoo all about the money on her forehead and this dude would probably still be like Annie's not all about money so we go say it invites the lingerie and they never tell us what happened with the money issues I tell see anyway so later that day I assume he rose up to me with one of his boys who is adamant that he knows for anyone's that's awfully chilly for my lady game here man those girls in VR right now likes baby games I could play again okay dominican girls all they think about is Roberts like the worst friend it's always that one dude who disappears after he is tangled with a woman he dad dude now his friends from the dr so he knows all about the games the culture etc etc that these women be playing roberts basically a free ticket a free stepping stone up the monetary ladder but you don't even know any mr. i proposed before i even propose yeah so pretty much like everybody else on the show despite getting advice from like their closest peeps you already know ain't gonna listen listen no you ain't so we already know where this man is gonna be posted up at the airport 7:00 a.m. sharp like a dummy why do you think dummies attract scammers natural selection it's elementary my dear Watson but a what do one know I'm just sipping so you saw [ __ ] Jessie come on bro hey whoa hey you see that dude in the back he's a legal fossil

Channel: SAUCE

Views: 664,213

Rating: 4.8818002 out of 5

Keywords: tlc, 90 day fiance, sauceoholic, tlc uk, 90 day fiance before the 90 days, 90 day fiance season 7, 90 day fiance the other way, 90 day fiance tell all, 90 day fiance darcey, 90 day fiance robert and anny, 90 day fiance maria, 90 day fiance caesar, 90 day fiance full episode, 90 day fiance season 7 ep 3, 90 day fiance season 7 ep 4, 90 day fiance recap, 90 day fiance pillowtalk, extreme cheapskates

Id: JruDahRivxY

Length: 10min 58sec (658 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 16 2019