Robert De Niro Doesn't Know What the F**k He's Doing Here - Roast of Alec Baldwin

I know. I know. [laughter] What the fuck am I doing here? This is like that Moscow hotel room where a bunch of whores pissed all over Donald Trump. I mean, this is what you get for being Alec's friend. On nights like these, you expect your friends-- the people you've worked with closely--to show up. Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Thomas the Tank Engine, Meryl Streep. Not one. Instead we have a group-- [laughs] You can't even find them on, uh, Wikipedia. [laughs] And--and, like, who are these people? I mean, who the fuck are you? [laughter] I mean, Ann Coulter, everybody. [laughter] [cheers and applause] Nikki is what's known as a dirty comedian, and I don't mean her material. I mean she hasn't washed her pussy since Memorial Day. Caroline Rhea. Caroline. Caroline did over 160 episodes of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch." That's a lot of teenagers. Not R. Kelly numbers, but still. Pretty impressive. Sean Hayes. Where's Sean Hayes? Over here. [laughs] I was in "Goodfellas," and I'm guessing Sean has also been in good fellas... uh, and some bad fellas and more than a few sailors, I'm sure. Caitlyn Jenner. Now, there's something different about you, but I--I can't I can't put my finger in it. - Yes, you can! - [laughs] - Yes, you can! - [laughs] Comedy Central wanted to have Caitlyn on a roast after her surgery so now they can pay her 20% less. When I did "Raging Bull," I had to gain 60 pounds in four months. Jeff, what's your excuse? [laughs] Ken Jeong once stopped his stand-up show to help a woman in the audience who was having a seizure. Hey, if a seizure is what it takes to stop him from doing stand-up, I'm for that. - [laughs]

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 3,159,185

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Id: Wjq-5TKHaPM

Length: 3min 2sec (182 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 16 2019