Roasting Your Smash Ultimate Main

i realize that i've been mean to some characters in smash ultimate more than others so today we're gonna have some fun and we're gonna roast the roster feel free to drop your best character roast down comment section and let's all have a good laugh mario is the most vanilla character in smash this dude might as well be owned by disney with how easily nintendo's willing to chill him out for a quick buck you think they would have ditched the water gun attack for an attack from a game that people actually care about if you made mario you'd probably prefer a missionary imagine being such a failed franchise that you technically blend into mario's universe donkey kong's diet consists of bananas and the bugs he picks out of diddy kong's hair i'm surprised feces aren't one of dk's projectiles you know you're not important when you're often confused for the person that you're trying to save maybe you should speak up you're not even a recurring character you're just an interchangeable meat shield in every game i'd insult samus but i wouldn't want to upset all four of you samus mains dark samus is just goth samus could we have a more generic villain in the game yoshi went from being an integral part of the mario franchise to a pile of glorified art supplies i liked him better when he was mario's double jump kirby has been given the same game on every console that he's been on but he's inhaled way too many paint chips to be able to tell vox is the only character that people preferred in an r wing and you couldn't use the actual character in his own games pikachu is the only pokemon who had to be put on a diet plan over the years i don't know how luigi busts ghosts when he looks like he wets the bed luigi's last major role was hiding balloons in his more popular brothers game ness is one of the few characters that make me wish that there was an option to turn off character voices completely pk fire just like nails on a chalkboard captain falcon's franchise is deader than half the original cast of game of thrones the original f-zero game was a tech demo which means nintendo doesn't even consider it a game so does nintendo even consider captain falcon a character jigglypuff as a character doesn't need sing to put me to sleep can we just sign jigglypuff up to be one of the balloons in luigi's balloon world because i don't think anyone plays it anymore and we wouldn't have to look for her peach's iq is lower than the turnips she pulls from the ground how stupid do you have to be to get kidnapped by the same giant turtle every week also she may be the worst princess of all time has she really done anything for her kingdom in the entirety of her role daisy's the princess of a much lesser kingdom daisy only made it into the game because they needed a few more unoriginal characters so they could introduce echo fighters bowser is not only too dumb to succeed with any of his evil plans but he's too dumb to realize that every plan is exactly the same bowser's best move also involves him jumping directly off the stage you know the ice climbers are completely useless because one doesn't operate without the other they're like christmas lights you remove one bulb and the entire thing is useless sheik may be one of the most irrelevant characters in the game people play random more often than they play chic the best thing about zelda was back when you could transform into a completely different character so you didn't have to play zelda they actually split her in two so the people who actually pick zelda on purpose didn't have to be asked if they wanted to back out and restart the match when dr mario came back to smash 4 he wasn't added as dlc like roy and mewtwo because nobody would buy him he's an awful doctor and has more medical malpractice suits than actual patients pichu is one of the few characters in the game that you can breathe on and kill pac-man's fire hydrant can take more damage than this rat falco is one of the original clones with the attitude of an angsty teenager the worst part is falco is a bird and he can't fly pathetic marth is just female lucina what were they thinking even adding lucina they literally copy-pasted marth they didn't even try to make her different in fact lucina is the epitome of peak laziness young link got smacked so hard by ganondorf that he had to figure out time travel i'm pretty sure ganondorf has jaundice he's so uninteresting that each game sakurai struggles to change ganondorf's kit just a bit more to make people forget that he's just legend of zelda captain falcon mewtwo is a glorified test tube baby roy is the kid in school who was obsessed with fire and carried around lighters even though he didn't smoke crumb because we needed another fire emblem character except this one has a frat boy tribal tattoo i guess chrom is the best of the fire emblem bunch but it doesn't really say much when you're the least smelling turd in the litter box the deepest thing about mr gaiman watch as a character is his 2d character model if they removed meta knight from the game it would be a considerable buff for him meta knight is the adam sandler of the smash roster he was once decent and now i would just prefer that he didn't exist can we just throw the whole kid icarus franchise into garbage nobody knows who pitt is dark pit is what happens when you ask an eight-year-old to create a villain zero suit samus looks like a chick who does crossfit and never shuts up about doing crossfit we get it you added the word fitness to your instagram handle i'm sure wario smells worse than he looks he also looks like the type of dudes who constantly asks random girls for feet picks on instagram snake looks like he still goes to college parties to try and pick up girls even though he graduated 20 years ago ike is 50 marth and 50 ganondorf which makes him 100 boring squirtle is the most useless pokemon in the game at least pichu does damage to itself careful you don't want to be mildly inconvenienced by squirtle spitting water at you just throw the whole evolution line in the garbage ivysaur is the worst version of the worst gen 1 starter i'd prefer an actual plant to ivysaur for the middle pokemon charizard wants to be a dragon so badly this is the character you switch to when you're playing as pokemon trainer and you either want to recover or you want a brainless ko with flare blitz diddy kong is a forgotten sidekick who likely eats his own feces he has to do something with his free time since he's probably never getting his own game again lucas guaranteed eats glue no wonder nintendo's yet to localize his game yeah sonic is good at running his franchise into the ground smash is the best 3d sonic game that's come out in over a decade all you can eat buffets have a picture of king ddd behind the counter and ironically ddd no longer throws waddle dee's who people would prefer to have in the game over him too bad olimar's eyes never open so he can't see how bad of a character he actually is alph looks like a rejected rugrat design lucario is just boneless goku this is why we dropped mewtwo and brawl for slightly different mewtwo i'm sorry who to link his link if his parents were cousins i'm pretty sure wolfe is diseased he looks like he could use a bath with some of that flea shampoo villager's haircut brought to you by a bowl and a pair of scissors hey remember mega man universe me neither smash and a 9 volt battery the only things keeping mega man alive right now we fit trainer guaranteed post motivational quotes on instagram every single day you're vegan we get it hashtag plant based rosalina has gone from a mainline mario character to another party princess who for some reason attacks like a dolphin the most impressive thing that little mac can do is recover at a low percentage you don't even have to roast him just back throw him off a stage and he'll do the rest greninja is just pokemon chic which really isn't saying much i'm desperately waiting for more mii fighter costumes so i won't have to be reminded that i'm playing any of the me fighters paul tina's guidance is the only reason to ever pick palutena namco is floundering to make enough money from arcade collections so here we are defiling pac-man's grave for money anyone else want to put their grandfather in smash robin looks like he owns a waifu pillow and spends his saturday night's reading shulk looks like the leader of a failed k-pop group also why did we need a creepy alt costume of shulk in a swimsuit the only reason the koopalings were added to the game as alts for bowser jr was because they wanted to give bowser jr mains a reason to play bowser jr duck hunt didn't even have a character name they had to name this stupid duo after the game that they were in street fighter 5 was such a failure that ryu had to change games ken has been an echo fighter since the start so it's no surprise that he followed ryu to smash since street fighter's sinking ship cloud has made it into two super smash brothers games since final fantasy 7's remake was announced and we'll likely get characters like mickey mouse and goku before that game actually comes out corn looks like someone who buys fake contacts to change their eye color because they want to be an anime character how many times do you think bayonetta has spoken to the manager of bed bath and beyond inklings look like they smell like fish 24 7. ridley is just a discount xenomorph whoever said he was too big seriously someone get this ugly pterodactyl cupcake before he wastes away simon is supposed to be 22 but he looks like he's in his 40s i guess the stress of killing dracula really gets to you he was also the first third party character introduced with an immediate more popular echo fighter could you look more like a generic 90s video game character than richter does king k rool is the self-proclaimed king of nothing but he may be too delusional to see that with his bogus eye one thing he's definitely not seeing is anything under that gut of his imagine being the worst character in a video game that's about paying your mortgage if you put isabelle and sandbag next to each other i couldn't tell you the difference when home run contest comes back we won't need to add any new assets because isabel is already in the game incineroar is the most uninspired starter pokemon of all time it's like machamp and garfield had a baby and that baby grew up and is one of those adults who still thinks wrestling is real couldn't we have gotten a real starter like decidueye piranha plant is the least interesting generic baddie in the mario franchise i think goomba would have been a better choice than great value audrey from little shop of horrors joker is easily the weebiest character on the roster he makes marth look like henry cavill okay we're done here and hopefully you're not too upset because my roast game is pretty weak but if you enjoyed this video go hit the like button if you're new to the channel or you just unsubbed make sure you go hit the sub button for more content like this this was just a fun video that i've been wanting to do and like i said earlier make sure you drop your best character roast down the comments section below you can find me on twitter or twitch i do a couple streams a week if you want to stop by we also have a discord server that has been booming lately so welcome to everyone who has joined recently and if you haven't feel free to join there's a link in the description below but thanks for watching and we will catch you in the next video later

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Id: swc1URz9EdU

Length: 10min 1sec (601 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 24 2019