Roasting your setups AGAIN!

okay it has been way too long since we did a pc and setup roast so here we go i'm just going to jump right into it let's let's do it kick it off all right don't touch my waffle gaming let's see what you got here buddy all right there's no no other text there's no text no specs just we're here to interpret it on our own no context whatsoever but what is this room where are you these aren't even drywall these are just raw wall panels it sucks that you had to choose between finishing your pc or finishing your house but you chose wisely this this man has his priorities straight i'll give him that i'm just curious did you have to choose between this gaming monitor and a roof like do you have a roof over your head right now this isn't even is this a footstool it looks like it's about 12 inches off the ground is it a desk for ants i'm not sure what's going on here either but you shouldn't have to go prone in real life to go prone and call it dude i hope you know that um don't tell me you sit on the floor when you game specifically this floor this is the nastiest floor i'd rather eat off of the floor in one of the saw movies then this this is [ __ ] horrible i i swear like i'm pretty sure the last time you cleaned this floor is when this tile pattern was in style this is awful change the floor finish the walls and ask yourself why you're using a desk that's fit for a child that's all i got before that thanks to private internet access for sponsoring this video founded in 2010 pia is the industry leading no log vpn service that lets you browse the web freely and securely and has a pc mag editor's choice under its belt despite its name private web browsing does nothing to hide your browsing history from isps who profit off of harvesting and selling your data with pia you get to use their legitimately private virtual network with unlimited access to 30 000 servers across 70 countries with dedicated apps for all platforms including windows ios android amazon fire stick linux 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freedom and start using pia today next up we've got chunky boys set up and rigged pc build core i910 850k an asus rog strix rtx 3090 wow big boy gpu up in here asus z490a prime motherboard 32 gigs of patriot viper 3400 speed ddr4 cooler master h500 addressable rgb that's the chassis and the cooler is an ml 240 rgb from cooler master all right let's take a look first at the pc which we can't really oh boy apart from uh hideous cable management i can't really see much going on in here i mean i can kind of see it but you've got the tempered glass panel on and it's behind part of your desk so i will say though it is on the floor why is it on the floor okay that that explains it um you've got this baller pc but you keep it on the floor you're like the guy who buys a supercar and parks it on the street super cringe bro super cringe maybe if you didn't spend all your money on the pc you would have had a little left over to buy a bigger desk that ship sailed given your desk size i think the computer you meant to buy was a macbook air this is pretty sad and for the record if your mouse pad is overflowing off the edges of your desk that's called a tablecloth now judging from the webcam and the ring light and the microphone that's on the boom arm you're clearly a streamer so here's a pro streaming tip your desk shouldn't rattle every time you get a twitch alert also your next donation goal should obviously be for a new desk but followed closely by zip ties your cable management is non-existent bruh it's it's killing me it's kill it looks like your monitors are pasta do better i burnt the popcorn all right i use this for light streaming when i'm not busy making money all right you've got you you need you need a boot device uh functioning for for starters you've got some some dollar dollar bills y'all up in her okay look at that gpu sag why don't you buy yourself a bracket with all them bills uh oh my god this is just you're just cash cash money baby cash money okay so this is your setup all right i'm only gonna say one thing here apart from the fact that you have really bad backlight bleed this is what you get when you buy mkbhd setup on wish.com feels bad man johnny johnny johnny okay this is the kind of setup where all your worries die but your virginity lives forever frosty frosted frosty frosty you can't roast this it's too beautiful i'm sorry you've met your match okay challenge accepted here we go all right so let's look at your pc first first thing i'll say is that your system is kind of it's given me some like kristen stewart vibe you know it's kind of attractive but way too boring to appreciate it you know what i mean it's like it's so bland you could buy it at ikea like did you even think about which components to pick or did you just go on newegg and sort by featured item like it's that basic not to mention your two gpu cables right here the they should be together and symmetrical but here they are completely separated like a bad boob job meanwhile why is your setup so weirdly and annoyingly clean like i don't get it did marie condo have a gun to your head when you were putting it together i mean it doesn't even matter though as soon as she sees this cable going all the way across your desk she's gonna turn the gun on herself this is the problem with a setup this clean is that any little imperfection is gonna stick out like a sore thumb like these earbuds right here i'm about to have a mental breakdown that is a serious boom arm what is the weight capacity on it what was it doing before it was holding your mic building iron man suit did it build the apartment that you're in right now and on a final note nice macbook you got there you know if overpaying for computers sparks joy for you thanks for submitting your unroastable setup moving on to william rogers m1 macbook pro mx master 3 apple magic keyboard definitely a fire hazard down below will probably game better than a surface what what what what i'm not sure if i'm looking at someone's bedroom or the monitor aisle at micro center why are there so many monitoring and how is it possible that no two things in this picture match like the the monitors the wallpapers i bet there's even different resolutions between them which is maddening do you even own a pair of matching socks you know there's such a thing as too many monitors right this this is it this is how many is too much when they when they said your setup should turn heads i think you got confused i don't think my neck is swollen enough to use this setup it's just too many panels for one person man it looks like you hosted a lan party and forgot that you have no friends you know except for your dog here but that's only because he's bred to like you and not only do you have an absolute rat's nest under your desk but as you pointed out shit's going up in flames like any second now it's okay it's not like you have an extremely flammable piece of wood right above it or anything honestly though if this whole setup were to burn down and turn to ash everything would finally match shuttleworth it's not much but it works okay does it work let's i'll be the judge at that rick oh my god what is this and this and what did where are you streaming from jurassic park it looks like you're in the outback or something you're in this like weird patio room there's like a weird gated fence thing here are you in a lion's cage i don't understand you're definitely in jurassic park at least the place you're in looks heavily armored so you won't get eaten by raptors while you're in the gulag and if they do break in you can just take them out with your pistol here all while experiencing the cool throat relief of hull's cough drops just about everything on your desk would look a lot better actually if you put it right here i wish you would have included a picture of the inside of your system but if you're in this weird patio room there's no insulation it looks like you've got direct sunlight like this is partially open and stuff so it looks like your system's already roasting itself saves me the hassle thanks rick before we continue a huge shout out to manscaped for sponsoring this video they actually just sent me their performance package kit which has a bunch of tools and other products from my nether regions wow there's actually a lot of stuff in here they went balls out so obviously the star of the show is this guy right here the lawnmower 3.0 it's a completely waterproof trimmer and it seriously reduces the number of nicks and cuts on your nuts okay it's kind of magical the crop preserver ball deodorant ah for when you need it most which let's face it is every day look there's a ball toner gerd what's in this bag what's in the bag [Applause] we've got a brush clippers charging dock and look at this it's usb you can charge the trimmer with your pc come on what else we got in here the weed whacker ah this is for ear hair and for nose hair and nose hair is basically like pubes on your face so you got to keep that in check the shears 2.0 this is a luxury nail kit fancy so for a limited time if you get this kit you actually get two free included gifts as well the shed travel bag which is actually a really nice bag look at that back look at that has a nice bag and the manscaped anti-chafing boxer briefs which feels smooth as butter on your nutter if you go to manscape right now and use my offer code you'll get 20 off all this plus free international shipping and the two free gifts so a big thanks again from me and my balls to manscape for sponsoring this video okay kelly if i had to build a setup using only items found in my grandpa's house this is a top secret setup that's hidden deep inside the bat cave where batman browses the dark web and looks at robin's only fans this is burt old family pc amd a4 7 300 3.8 gigahertz 2x2 gig so only four gigs of ddr3 at 1333 megahertz gigabyte f2a 68 hms1 motherboard seagate 250 gig hard drive no graphics card it uses the integrated graphics and the psu is just a generic kind i don't know what go crazy yikes okay family pc with integrated graphics and four gigs of ram dude i bet this thing crushes anything you throw at it solitaire facebook half a chrome tab you name it all right this thing's balling by the way has your motherboard been eating i didn't know anorexia was a form factor but holy crap any skinnier on your motherboard would become an m.2 drive so you don't know what power supply this is i don't know what power supply this is what is this what does this say what does this say neutron your power supply is literally named after a bomb on the other hand your rig is so filthy that an explosive fire is probably the only thing that would sanitize it properly let it rip and don't you just love not having an ssd in your system booting off a hard drive is it's fantastic right because you can turn your system on right before you go to bed and by the time you wake up in the morning you're in windows you know it's a game changer really that's enough bagging on your pc let's take a look at your setup what is going on here are you a gamer or a hotel receptionist or a doctor's office either way this is bad oh god you're using a brochure as a mouse pad come on dude come on right right now the pc master race is trying to figure out how to trade you in for a console game at least your setup matches your pc in that they're both filthy like you can actually see the dust outline of where something was on the base of your monster stand what the [ __ ] and what the hell is this what what is what is this this looks like a usb pregnancy test if it is i can tell you right now there's nothing positive here all right that's enough roasting for one video i felt good to roast you guys again it's been too long also follow me at bitwickheil on twitter if you want a chance to get roasted next time because that's where i take all the submissions and we'll be doing this again very soon so thanks again for watching guys have a good one and i will see y'all in the next video

Channel: Bitwit

Views: 336,432

Keywords: bitwit, bitwit kyle, how to build a pc, computer, awesomesauce network, gaming pc, pc roast, setup roast, bitwit roast

Id: mghP_FbX37Y

Length: 11min 47sec (707 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 04 2021