Roasting your PCs & setups for 17 minutes straight

if your pc lives in a cardboard box does that make it homeless i don't know we're back with another pc roast actually we're gonna be roasting pcs and setups today two in one video sweet there are gonna be some of you who i'm only roasting your pcs and others of you i'm only roasting your setups and then the rest of you will be roasting both it just kind of depends on what's good in the hood full disclaimer these types of videos are for entertainment purposes only this is a comedy roast and all the people being featured understand and are fully aware that their pictures are being used for this type of video for the rest dia let's cut into our first victim starting with draga drawton sits on a bookcase next to my desk not a fancy setup okay so this is just a pc only roast here corsair obsidian 900d asus rampage 5 edition 10 core i7 5930k at 4.7 gigahertz two gtx 1070 seahawk ek gpus 64 gigs of g skill rip jaws 4 at 29 33 samsung 850 evo seagate barracuda 2 terabyte rosella photon 1200 almost completely void of rgb don't really care about your cable management let's take a look at the front end though shall we whoa okay all right so um first of all what this looks like uh this kind of looks like like the occult alphabet or something right is is that am i i could be totally wrong but it kind of looks like the occult alphabet if i'm not mistaken this looks like a pentagram on your water block just a straight up pentagram so i'm putting two and two together here uh is this is this a satanic build is that what we're looking at here i mean if so i am personally the most deeply offended out of all of you because this has blasphemy to the pc gods at the very least being damned forever means that this build will be going into a pit of fire at some point and that brings me comfort because my god those two bends are eternal torture to my eyes which i suppose means this really is the pc from hell look at these i mean why do they all look like they have erectile dysfunction i i don't understand and to be honest i really know nothing about the satanic bible but i'm pretty sure one of the commandments isn't thou shall not be parallel it looks like you were possessed when you tried to bend these seriously you can find cleaner tubes up my butthole that's the stupidest thing i've ever said um okay all right serious question draga how much of your blood did you put into this loop and were the temps worth it get back to me also i don't i don't really know what this says obviously but it better be some cool dark spell stuff right not something lame like sorry the lighting was bad i i just i just hope it's legit uh black poster board everywhere in every nook and cranny of this thing you got black poster board here right above the psu area even behind the motherboard like is this really the best way to honor the dark lord with arts and crafts i i don't i don't get it to be honest draga if you sold your soul for this build you should probably get a refund this video is sponsored by the corsair one a100 featuring amd ryzen 3000 series processors and nvidia geforce rtx graphics cards the a100 is incredibly powerful for a compact gaming pc at just 12 liters a fully water cooled cpu and gpu delivers utmost cooling performance while maintaining an impressively low noise profile offering a no compromise solution that's ready for anything to learn more about the corsair 1 a100 click on the link below moving on [Music] i don't know ryzen 5 2600 asus ex-8320m gaming plus two eight gig sticks of pny 3200 speed rgb ram cast latency 16 power color rx 580 four gigabyte model deep cooled da 600 watt unit and some fans in the gym gamex cooler rack halliam micro atx case what the heck is that 240 gig ssd and stuff all right let's take a look at your pc really quick this is just gonna be a quick one but what is going on with your okay i'm sorry but why does your heatsink have frostbite you don't need to put cpu coolers in the freezer why do i even need to say this i mean honestly i don't know what that is is that is it mold is it mold because i mean if it's mold your your cpu cooler has expired you should have put it in the freezer also remove your power supply sticker it's a sign of weakness and i hate you that aside i can't really say much more about this pc because the lighting in the picture is so bad it probably wouldn't matter anyway if all the lights were on and this was a really well-lit shot i'm sure i'd say the same thing about your pc that my wife says about my face it looks better in the dark let's let's just look at your setup oh my god why is your pc so close to the edge of your table like your system is one flick shot away from falling over and for the record you know a setup is depressing when the pc is ready to jump i mean your system's at the end of his rope here i mean this is the only way out for him okay and why why for the love of god is is your fragile computer that's worth hundreds of dollars at least receiving less protection than the pile of blankets nestled safely inside of a case i mean your priorities are so screwed up here come on man and you have so many blankets how cold could it possibly be over there like do you live in a box of coarse light i also don't understand how you have a thousand pieces of cloth and you couldn't use one of them to clean the baseboards so you've got two options here all right you can buy a stand for your pc put the pc on the stand and then put that next to your desk either in the left or right side or you can buy a completely new desk that's not perfectly sized for a smurf i mean you've got some extra room here this is this is free real estate i suggest you use it i'm also having a very hard time determining your age because your pc hardware says micro center but your chair says fisher price so i i don't know what's going on here you know huafu i don't know what the weight capacity of that chair is but you'll know once your computer falls on it moving on to laundry laundry laundry laundry this is my pc it is a work in progress amd ryzen 7 3700x asus rog strix b450f gaming motherboard one terabyte wd blue hard drive 16 gigs of vengeance rgb pro ram antec 650 watt unit gtx 1060 from msi this is my first build i am 14. wow nothing says you're young like saying your age right like you'll never hear someone go this is a picture of my computer and i'm 32. so your specs right off the bat here and don't think that just because you're 14 and going easy on you mr laundry okay so the first thing i'll say here before we get into your actual build is you have very imbalanced hardware here not much you can do about it now but for future reference i would have handled this a bit differently i would i would have i would have gone down with the cpu maybe get a ryzen 5 cpu instead unless you have an actual need for an 8 core ryzen processor i don't know but in most cases i think a resin five would have been more well suited then take the money you save on that and spend it on things like an ssd even if it's a small capacity it will go a long way get a case you can get a really good budget case these days and then maybe you could have also gotten a slightly faster gpu now i know that the savings on a ryzen 5 chip probably wouldn't go that far but if i'm looking again it looks like you've got some really expensive ram in here you don't necessarily need vengeance series rgb pro ram you could have gotten something a lot cheaper there and also use some of that money towards those other things i just mentioned that being said let's look at your system oh my goodness all right it just it hurts me to see a 3700 x in in this with no ssd okay and for the record laundry i don't see this as a failed build okay i see this as failed parenting clearly mom and dad never taught you how to manage money all right this isn't your fault laundry you may be 14 but that's still higher than mom and dad's credit score okay you remember that if your pc lives in a cardboard box does that make it homeless i don't know at any rate i know your case is recyclable but it looks like garbage okay that said nice job here laundry i do appreciate the cutouts the fan mounts there's a lot of attention to detail that was paid here best of all the clean minimalistic design i mean if you look at it if you really look at this thing it's basically an in-wind 905 with better airflow so you know slow clap good job inwin your entire company just got outdone by a child who's bad with money and not to inflate your ego or anything laundry but i gotta tell you this is the tesla of cases all right it's environmentally friendly with terrible build quality like oh my god i know it says lows on the box but it looks like it's from ups if you know what i mean all right that's enough bashing on your system why don't we bash on your setup for a little bit really quick there's not a whole lot to see here alright apart from the fact that your mouse looks like post malone's face i i don't know why there's so much crap on it i've also never seen so many cables descending from the sky where are they coming from uh by the way let's end this on a good note cool camo skin on your controller you should camouflage your entire setup so we don't have to see it anymore michael michael michael r5 3600x sapphire nitro 5700 xt oh nitro plus excuse me 16 gigs g skill 3600 ram 500 gig m.2 one terabyte ssd gigabyte or sb 450i motherboard replace stock nzxt fan with an ml 140 pro and added two 140 millimeter fans to the rear of case as exhaust okay so this is the h1 case from nzxt which is a very small tower mini itx small form factor build and because of that there's not a whole lot that i can really say about it other than it it looks pretty good it looks pretty good i'm not even gonna roast your pc it ain't even worth it plus you've got a gaming chair and that makes it that much faster okay so let's take a look at your setup here there's a lot to talk about including uh your pc first of all speaking of your pc it's currently being desecrated by the playstation controllers that are bumping uglies on top of it while poor link processes the trauma look at him he's he's frozen in shock or dual shock rather poor dude's gonna need years of therapy after this by the way nice mouse pad although what's the white stuff is that is that part of the design or are you just best friends with charlie sheen because i mean i mean this does look like the kind of place he'd be slumming it up at just saying i mean you must be pretty well off if you can afford such expensive party favors then again you do have an apple watch so you're used to overpaying for things i will say what is with the massive glowing rock there's a huge glowing rock on your desk what what you couldn't afford a lifted truck so you had to compensate with a rock instead what's the deal i mean at the very least congratulations you finally gave women a reason to say oh it's so big that's what she said don't don't tell me you believe that crystals have like magic powers and stuff if you're one of those people this is a total hippie alert why didn't i see it sooner you are a friggin hippie you've got the the artsy ocean drapes you know so you can feel one with the sea some ornamental pieces that uh you know are from a culture you probably don't belong to and plants because mother nature man these soil smoothies are bomb i'm just overflowing with gratitude brah i'm gonna go meditate on making my farts odorless you also have so many peripherals like you may have a third eye michael but you only have two hands most likely okay and if you're gonna display something like this on a wall at least make it look nice this looks like it was organized by the guys who made fire festival good lord you know what michael i give this setup a zero out of ten but it's okay michael just keep telling yourself it's all a matter of perspective next we've got ibrahim ibrahim i beg you please do mine please please please okay ryzen 7 3700x with a stock cooler asus tough b450 plus gaming rtx 2070 super zotac two by eight gig sticks of hyperx fury ddr4 3200 speed some drives a monitor not sure the casing razor or not a keyboard okay uh let's see your pc i'm not really going to risk your pc much because it looks fine it's kind of boring it's a boring pc all right it's just super boring there's nothing nothing much to say here but let's look at your setup because why why is it by a stairwell like this is the weirdest spot for a gaming setup where where's your bed the kitchen i i just don't understand how do you get any privacy here like do you have your family knock on the handrail before they come down what's going on you have to be a literal ninja to sneak a beat in this household this is some mission impossible this is what i imagine harry potter setup looked like before hogwarts right he's got the closet room under the stairs good lord i also love the irony that the astronaut on your wallpaper is in space and you don't have any maybe you're not old enough to have your own room you know considering that desk is probably older than you are i mean for all you know it's the exact place where grandma and grandpa conceived one of your parents which is why your mouse pad never slips now that you're officially disgusted you can sell this desk so you can buy a bigger one and some walls what does this sign say happiness is not a destination it's a way of life wow uh if this is your way of life i hope i'm never happy cause damn the other thing here is a good good job on getting your pc off the floor out of curiosity do you do the bare minimum for everything in life why does the printer get dibs on top bunk i don't understand you know on the bright side abraham while most people would recoil and horror at the side of this setup you do have one fan this one more heat core i5 4690k msi gtx 970 msi crate z 97 motherboard corsair engine 16 gig ddr3 at 1600 speed crucial 500 and intel's a lot of drives a lot of drives in there cooler master devastator 3 keyboard and mouse phillips 2 okay and a benq panel all right let's take a look at your pc forced and holder okay so um clearly clearly you got to respect mohit clearly he's the kind of guy who doesn't see color because if he did something in this build would match whoever told you what rgb was lied to you when you built this system this was a weird time for pcs like rgb was present but it hadn't quite evolved to what it is today right so you can kind of see like the early stages you've got some rgb lighting on the card but it's it's not quite there yet and this was also a time when msi had green video cards they quickly squashed that out once they realized only weirdos were buying them mojit you know i see you have a cooler master power supply here so cooler master you know reputable brand and stuff i don't see an 80 plus badge though and there's just a giant word that says caution uh so that's a little concerning the psu it looks a little sketchy i'm not gonna lie all right i'm not gonna jump to any conclusions here all i'm saying is that if the unit's called thunder expect some lightning all right let's look at your setup here okay uh in in any other scenario i would say put your pc on the table but if you did in this case it would collapse immediately whatever you've overclocked your 4690k to i guarantee it's more stable than your table ever will be and to answer your question mohit no not every game has motion blur that's just your table wobbling back and forth also fun fact if you tie a string to that table you can fly it as a kite in fact it's actually probably probably a good thing that you've strapped some peripherals to it so it doesn't fly away when a breeze comes in good strategy there i'd love to joke and say those table legs are like toothpicks but replacing them with actual toothpicks would improve the structural integrity i'm sorry for grilling you so hard mojit let's end things on a good note shall we i really do love the clean minimalistic decor here it wow i really do love the clean minimalistic decor here it really makes the peeling wall paint pop last but not least we have all right i'm not going to look at your system action because it's uh boring and you suck alright so let's take a look at the setup which i don't really even know where to begin here you know ashton i really think you're lost the show you meant to submit these pictures to is called hoarders there's a car seat oh god there's a baby living here i'm calling child protective services and telling them there's a kid living in a house where microsoft edge is still on the task bar a serial killer is one thing but i refuse to allow this kid to turn into an edge user on my watch this is a special picture because you can smell it it reeks of diapers and acts body spray i will say at least you've got brick walls to keep the stench in for your neighbor's sake thank god for them i'm also sure they don't want to babysit for the guy bringing down the property value of their neighborhood because let's face it even though your house is made of brick i'm pretty sure all three pigs live here also nothing says good parenting like having all the baby stuff next to some alcohol and a furnace at least they'll learn about chemistry at a young age man the clutter is real here but but don't worry ashton i can help you out all right you're pretty close your pc is almost in the optimal spot just push it back two feet all right you might have to open those glass doors behind it but that should get it right where it needs to be and while you're at it just shove all that other crap in there with it by the way is that a rubber dome keyboard and a trackball mouse good lord man who knew you'd be worse at gaming than parenting i swear you don't even have a small surface to put them on or is that what the baby's for father of the year this was a previously rose thank you so much for watching thank you guys so much for submitting all your pictures i really really appreciate it special shout out to everyone who was featured on today's video you guys are awesome i love you guys so much thank you for watching for more tech content on the way very soon have a good one and i will see you all in the next video that doesn't really work when the camera's far away but all right bye [Music]

Channel: Bitwit

Views: 907,086

Rating: 4.912231 out of 5

Keywords: bitwit, bitwit kyle, how to build a pc, computer, gaming pc, roast, pc roast, setup roast, bitwit pc roast, bitwit roast, tech roast, bitwit setup roast

Id: UL4m6t571SU

Length: 17min 30sec (1050 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020