r/Me_irl · i want to quit this family

hey that was a cool dream what dream just now about the um god dang it how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your voice narrator david the baker and no i'm not cougar i'm not zach i locked them in a basement and i will let them out if you guys watch the rest of the video okay deal good today we're going to be taking a look on into r slash me irl for that oh so relatable content i'm sure you're ready to dive on into the video so without further ado let's go an olympic gymnast does six flips with two twists and slips half of an inch when he lands me and this guy sucks absolutely no one my nostril at 2am my brain wanting me to flirt my mouth yo do you like raccoons ah yeah nailed it the only part of the olympics i can truly relate to is the canadian swimmer who didn't realize she won gold because she wasn't wearing her glasses in the pool she's looking up at the board like did i win i can't tell come on get this person prescription goggles they deserve it schools okay clash your paper must be a minimum of five pages the real world explain it to me in seven seconds or i'm out sad but true imagine spending 40 hours perfecting your photo realistic frog only to get crushed by this thing juke's job congratulations to the two winners of the froggo drawing contest remember that the winner of this contest was chosen through likes yo i know second place must be fuming they're like oh it's just not fair but let's be honest first place now that's a masterpiece most supermodels oh you know they're pretty cute that one random girl passing by the street oh my goodness the term domestic housewife implies that there are feral housewives and now i have a new goal honey i'm home oh gosh self-help for women learn to love yourself despite your flaws self-help for men become strong enough to defeat abstract concepts like time and god wait what when you finish the last episode of your favorite series well i guess it's just me and my feelings oh no find a new show quick you don't touch this thing for one day and the spiders start living lavish spiders coming home like hey new crib oh yeah i think something's wrong with me i make friends and then suddenly i can't bear to be with any of them oh no no you're human come on take the yellow light take the yellow light go go god you could have gone and the driver's just sitting there like stop passenger seat driving rat 35 my name is rey and i can't change it you know what no forget the name rey you should definitely be rat it's way cooler you go up to ladies like what up girls i'm the rat man i dig in the garbage for food come talk to me hey where you going come back the entire global financial system xl i've got it the united states has three gold medals in shooting as we should we're the capital of guns usa usa stop giving me your toughest battles it's literally just making a phone call oh stop wearing carhartt gear is wild are you a student are you a hipster a licensed forklift operator no one knows man i'm stuck in this ruthless cycle i like someone i declare my love and they accept and we become partners they introduced me to their parents and let me in their house and then i steal all their remote's batteries ratboy strikes again when you accidentally open internet explorer instead of chrome ah after 10 000 years i'm free it's time to conquer the earth wait no don't click out no i'm just as good as chrome come back friend all you do is play games listen to music watch movies and stare at memes by yourself what life is that me it's a peaceful life me working out in my room mom barges in wow you're working out introvert me well now i'm not doing it please sos if it's not too much trouble and if you're not busy or anything but you know no pressure just listen for five seconds and you will fall asleep immediately i'm at four seconds so excited how i sleep knowing my food is very delicious and i get to eat more of it tomorrow ah feels good man feels good dating is exhausting how many people do i have to explain my trauma to before i find my soulmate a lot of people my friend unfortunately a lot of people me looking for the right song so that i can carry on cleaning ah come on it's gotta be here somewhere look i know this sounds crazy but i feel like we're living in a simulation wait that's not what they would say they'd say something like rabolydorf scabber nymph squamy yeah that's right i speak similish you know i'm not trying to brag just wanting to show you that david the baker here is multi-talented now on to the next meme or as they say in the sims raratunga heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible lord kelvin less than 10 years before the first flight and you know i'm sorry but has he ever seen a bird yeah birds are nature's heavier than air flying machines what was kelvin thinking can't mistake you if i'm not awakey oh yeah honestly though this meme might have been a mistake day one at the gym and i just finished taking a crap let's start the workout oh buddy it looks like that was the workout scene on a walk around the neighborhood every dead body on mount everest was once a highly motivated person so maybe calm down i find this so inspiring to be honest cats with a time machine i'm your granddaughter oh my gosh really dogs with a time machine a clothed monkey will give you food don't fall for it ugh okay thank you me in a deep depression unable to do anything anxiety telling me if i don't do anything i'm a piece of crap yo why can't you guys just get along or better yet just leave there's literally a bird on my phone as i tweet this it's tweeting hey and the dude wasn't even kidding not gonna lie bird it's a little meta try tweeting somewhere else what i thought it looked like in the euro tunnel when i was eight what do you mean it doesn't look like this it looks exactly like this right come on it has to danny devito says i just broke up with my girlfriend and i have to say watching a grown asian man eat and rate hot pockets has been a great coping mechanism you hear that if you're ever going through a hard breakup you know just just watch this guy eat some hot pockets all right it makes your day so much better i can't pick a font for my essay comic sans no ariel wait georgia time nah nah nah why georgia how about times new roman ah never mind back to georgia however i do like courier hold up wait a minute enough's enough i have decided i'm gonna do georgia for this essay oh actually i do like helvetica i don't know why this is such a problem just do comic sans it makes everything look better bought my nephew a cake to class for his birthday before i took the picture he said why i don't like these kids hey well at least he's honest he's sitting there like man these guys suck could you have done this when i was sitting at the cool kids table part of me wants to stay in bed all day and the other part of me wants to stay in bed all day wait what well it looks like you're sleeping through the day i never really considered the fact that crows were once babies wait you mean to tell me that crows don't come out as full adults cursing the world with their enhanced intelligence sorry i don't believe this picture's real i only believe things i see on facebook anyways enough about me next meme so you saved all of your items till you needed them and now the game's over congratulations you played yourself one day kanye will release an empty cd album and tell his fans to imagine the music and they'll be like oh my gosh i hear it you know you might not be wrong how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food it just doesn't make sense you seem very self-aware yes can you make it stop i'm sorry but there's no stopping that when you go to bed after feeling tired but then the tire just disappears well then why did i get in bed in the first place no bro left out yo that's so creative now everybody gets to be in the picture web browser more like webb bowser lol ah thank goodness it wasn't me who had to make the terrible pun ah yeah here at easy peasy we're all about the terrible puns what you don't like the terrible puns what are you some kind of weirdo next meme friend how's life me everything's on track thanks the track yeah everything's on track man we're going straight to hell watching the chipotle worker try to wrap my burrito that has every ingredient in the store what are you waiting for do it anxiety hey me uses a therapy skill anxiety ah screw you i'll see you tomorrow regular back will hurt eventually boring and stupid bones backstreet's back all right okay okay that was dumb but i like it hey come see my cat whatever you do don't go in but i want to see the cat i wonder if it's fluffy i can see somebody just running into the building wow this cat sure does feel like a knife in my gut cool asparagus grows like it's trying to prank some idiot into thinking this is how asparagus grows wait but is this how it grows or not i'm too dumb to understand this 55-minute episode three 20-minute episodes ah now that's what's up how come you always pick the female characters in the game because they're cute they get more outfit options and i'd rather stare at a girl's ass than a guy's there we go yo it's best not to tell this guy any secrets yeah because he will spill the beans he might feel bad about it like how he looks in the photo but no he will still definitely spill the beans holy crap it's michael jackson he's moonwalking away this is the beginning of your direct message history with i eat short people oh how tall are you luckily for me i stand at the mighty height of 5'3 delicious force restart are you sure yep okay i can't save your work i didn't do any work touche hey you yeah you i see you scrolling with your dry ass lips uh uh don't try licking them now dry ass lip have an ass yo what did we do yeah and if you tried to lick your lips during this meme no we saw that nice try no you're not getting away that easy you got dry lips use chapstick all right next meme good licking of the lips i'll just comment my opinion 667 000 down votes never again under communication skills you wrote cryptic and mysterious could you elaborate on that no i can't not since the incident you're hired hey yo you gotta hire this guy he didn't lie remember mid 2018 when memes sort of just collapsed in on itself and we just got like this for a few months e a sports it's in the game sorry i'm still stuck in 28. it's not your fault it's mine you see these are actually eyes and these are nostrils so instead of going like it's actually going like oh gosh hit the unsee button me eating bread at 3am pretending i'm a homeless child in medieval times oh yes it's quite delicious bread wait why exactly do people do this do any of y'all do this how come i haven't done this what am i some kind of weirdo i want to do this it sounds fun how i feel wearing a hood ah yeah dark and mysterious what i actually look like hi there's so much i should be doing right now not to worry i'm sure my conscience will kick in soon three hours late there two hours late there one hour late there any minute now yeah good luck with that me wow this app is fantastic the app take a moment to rate us me no reading cooking instructions off the bag i just threw out hmm okay yeah i totally do this too nurse sir you've been in a coma for this many seconds me oh boy i can't wait to see half of my favorite polonium-241 isotope oh buddy i've got bad news and instead i'm too stupid to understand this meme like what me buys a shirt with a cool design the shirt a week later oh no the graphic design's breaking up a strong password aha using it for multiple sites oh you just ruined it for yourself parents why are your grades so bad me student smuggles phone into exam and looks at memes instead of cheating well of course cheating's against the rules looking up memes now that should be legal do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe that's the freaking solution to the bull crap of a dungeon puzzle something tells me this person's stuck on a video game yep me climate change is going to cause the end of society also me climate change is going to cause the end of society dream job i'm sorry i don't dream of labor uh what a way to live am i high or is the sun giving this guy a back rub no no it's just that he's so tense you know i just want to work out some of these knots yep just gonna get right on in there when a random smell makes you time travel back 20 years ah those were the days saw this at work yesterday are we running low on anything uh yeah will to live when i make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions oh no stop i was lying what you couldn't tell i was lying come on what are you some kind of me as a child i'm going to be an astronaut an engineer and a doctor me now i just want to be happy man trying to talk myself into making that five minute phone call i've been avoiding ah okay i have to do it okay okay just okay i gotta do it just get it over with come on come on hello i'd like to confirm the appointment click ah thank goodness it's over it's finally over shy people we all know this technique hey you know sometimes you just gotta fidget with something and you just end up rolling it up all right i can't explain it it's just what you do grapes delicious anything grape flavored no yeah you know they never really got grape correct what a shame autocorrect me typing funk for the 14th time no no no you meant duck quack and with that everyone that's going to conclude this episode of r slash me irl and i'll keep to my promise the next video will definitely be a cougar or zack episode all right i'm letting them out of the basement you guys have been wonderful so make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and hit the notification bell to be notified of all of our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i can't wait to see you in the next video so till then peace out and three thumbs up see ya

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Length: 13min 15sec (795 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 21 2021