r/InsaneParents - INSANE ELECTION POSTS

disclaimer oh well this sounds dandy i don't even ah oh my god are you okay there count me away at me oh hello hey i'm so sorry for dropping you guys will you ever forgive me no okay that's fine i can live with that well good evening ladies losses and losses i hope you're doing dandy finalicious this fine day welcome to the clique and today we're going to look at some more insane parents together so just sit back relax and bottle up your rage and let it out and scream at your screen so your neighbors wonder what the heck you're doing enjoy i got you for me me i am so emotional angry confused jealous heartbroken i did all the right things had a natural birth didn't vaccinate breastfeed on demand for a year fed a healthy diet and yet now at three my son is being officially diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum why and how symptoms started presenting around 18 months was perfectly typical before that i don't even know why i'm posting this i'm just so upset and struggling to process and accept this you do realize that things like this are most likely genetic i'm sorry to say and why do you act like this is the end of the world you're just making it so us worse for this poor child just accept them and help them when they need it i know plenty of people that are on the spectrum and most of them are pretty normal functioning people cases differ but it's not the end of the world you should love your child and it doesn't have to do with vaccine next is gonna be like i smelled another child that had vaccinated and it spreads via air hashtag 5g at least you can vaccinate her kid now [Laughter] yes dad unless you've trained and certified wear mop gear don't waste my time trying to educate me on how a cloth mask will save my life uh so by that logic i get to be the one to lecture you on how to wearing a mask and how about there are different levels of mob gear for different threats one of which is literally just a mask i i don't i don't get the big big obsessivities about the masks honestly is it really that bad it's it's like like what people that whine about stuff like that i i sometimes get the feeling they have just way too easy lives or are way too whiny because that's like the biggest thing you can focus on oh my god people should wear cloths yeah wow wow such a victim didn't give my dad 150 bucks for beer money he must have found some money somewhere because he drunk takes to be this lovely mess oh god technically my father liam can you stop crying for one remnant i'm your dad and don't even recognize you anymore look at your skin go see a doctor man get a haircut to save you are you scared does anyone tell you anything anymore how about your mother when damn she kicks you when you're both in and how about a family i am the only friend president system holy [ __ ] me is that something you do in church all right all right love is that's why i left and it's down to deadlier you can't come up with 150 bucks when it is needed need it and want to get smashed for two different things you never learned just said you stuck up with me by the foreign thumbs up that's how i would listen what facebook who in here reads their child's facebook messages texts instagram messages if so what's the worst thing you've caught him doing uh no it's a breach of privacy reach your privacy no child and my roof has any privacy cross and that's how you raise children who feel like they cannot talk to you if they are over the age of 13 legal age to have social media then they deserve privacy that is very very true let them have their own space otherwise they will just start hiding more and more things it's actually very counterproductive because if you start being too invasive they will just step further and further away from you there you go that's typically how it rolls my mom never apologizes she just suddenly starts acting nice to me who is i think this is pretty accurate for like anyone who's grown up with parents it's not even insane parents this is just something weird it's like they realize they did something wrong it was like no it's easier to just uh just uh comb over that little little thingy yeah the lesson to not do this is to never be nice to your kids it's pretty much for this entire subreddit thinks at least i am high and this is self-care sometimes self-care is taking your child into the tub so you can sneak off and smoke hello can i get an amen from the people no you can't get an amen from the people you're literally putting like your small baby in the tub you realize they can get in serious trouble in the tub right like they can you know slip down under the water or maybe even hit their head or hurt themselves somehow and and that's really bad when they're in water for obvious reasons because toddlers can drown in like this much water and just now mama needs to smoke uh how about this as well quit smoking secondhand smoking is really bad for kids it's bad for everyone but especially bad for kids so how about you stop that all in all and stop trying to drown your baby thank you i feel like as a dr phil jr when i do these videos welcome to talk to click so my bad my moment today took a turn to the dark side upside down smiling what the why is there why is there a fly here go get i know i smell like but that's no reason to succulate on my legs and go back to the memes so my bad my moment today took a turn for the dark side upside down smiley my son whose 15th birthday's this weekend told me he has borderline arachnophobia oh definitely should not have told me this haha well my twisted little mind was having too much fun and now he will have a giant black spider on his oreo kick surprise spiders inside his gifts and possibly some extra decorations for his party emojis i know i'm a mean mom i wish you can tell me something like this and not expect me to have a little fun with this hashtag boy mom hashtag bad mom happy 15th birthday to my oldest pewdiepie um dear dear ma'am go take a blood test and make sure you are not the joker from batman because that is what it sounds like yikes if their child tells you that they have a borderline phobia if you play with it and make it worse and make them shocked about it and create triggers around it that phobia will burst into a real proper phobia and they will probably never manage to fully get rid of it stop a lot of people get their like ptsd's and phobias from childhood this is not helping when their child is when they're most impressionable which is also then you can help them the most get over it some people man some people when my child acts up in public i slap her right across the face she want to act silly she gets slapped silly that's how i was raised i've actually knocked my child unconscious before from smacking her but guess what she don't act up no more i would ask for penance say 100 hail marys fast for two weeks re-evaluate my values revoke my custody to my children go to therapy join a 12-step program and shut the frick up for the rest of my life if i was you i agree i agree you did not deserve to have children holy crap mom asking why i don't trust her with anything me at 11 when she let her boyfriend live with us another year after i told her and he confessed that he was naughtily abusing me this is something that i hear way too often that i'm so like baffled about if you remarry as a parent or in this case it doesn't even seem to be a remarry it's just a new new love interest and they are actively abusing your child in a naughty way or not and you prioritize your own pantaloons over your child's mental health that could potentially affect them for the rest of their life my god you're such a pile of garbage human being the thing is when you have children you actually become the second person in line you chose to have children you chose to be their guardian therefore you have to put their needs ahead of your own that's how it works that's the thing you sign essentially because they did not have a say in it they didn't ask to be born um we joke about this channel a lot about going to hell but these people are the people that are actually going to hell amen don't have children if you cannot accept that they will grow into a whole person with their own thoughts ideologies sexual preferences beliefs and values no child should be forced and conditioned into a mini you or fulfill your lost dreams this kind of pathetic thinking is why our country's a disaster near collapse today we teach children our culture what you dumb doing is your business but one day you will snap out of stupid this dependency all your parents will only allow for you and desire for you to be an asset to society and not do it that's not what this is about it's about just letting people do what they like and be good at what they're good at before y'all say anything negative we had a lot of fun with this haha comedy tattoos over here let's take a joke people it's flipping hilarious kick me kick me i sh myself kick me i'm an a-hole are you serious and there's a pp wow wow way of shaming your children jesus christ a date a narcissistic pdp and smoke lots of meth in the 90s despite your children deny knowing there was any abuse happening despite having witnessed cigarette burns in the early 2000s turn sun's two thousand dollar graduation present from your ex-mother-in-law to a two hundred dollar present from you convince your son to sell you his car for five hundred dollars and promising you'll sell it back once to get back on his feet instead sell it for 3500 a few weeks later your son moves 3 000 miles away lives a good life and never calls my mom oh what who would have thunk it this is this who else wishes you had timeouts instead of this growing up in the oh my god yeah without abusing them well i don't think using a belt to discipline your own childish abuse and clear if it's your own kid why would you over beat them that doesn't make sense but within reason like you said abuse is one thing discipline is a huge difference if you can't discipline people without literally punching them you you're not a very either smart person mature person or anyone who would ever be fit to be a parent or lead people in the first place stop well it's happened my child has to stay home to current scene because apparently he sat next to someone who tested positive on the bus i wish people understood the concept of not testing if you think your kid is sick keep them home do not go get them tested we are being set up for failure these kids need school and at this rate they will shut us down before we know it i wish people understood the concept of asymptotic carrier but you can be sick or carry the virus without actually showing many symptoms that's the thing that makes it so scary even people that have been young and healthy have actually fallen quite ill from it because the symptoms vary so much that's why you need to be careful because you don't know and and the thing is that even if you do get sick with most things like influenzas or flus or anything you're usually sick for a couple of days before you show symptoms where you can actually infect people that's why it spreads so easily because you have infected like a dozen of people before you even realize you're sick yourself so yeah fun fact for people that don't have basic knowledge of the common cold me going out with my friends after cleaning the whole house because my mom said i could if i did my mom never mind you can't go anymore me a social life favorite kids books for teaching little ones and why how do you teach your children what information do you give or withhold vaccine free me weasels with myself big questions what are vaccines uh sarah doesn't want to be vaccinated you're really gonna fear monger vaccine and kill children's books you could literally replace the things in some of these titles with like trolls and fantasy monsters and it's about the same thing stop i wish there was a vaccine for anti-vaxxers that like made your brain immune to pseudoscience beforehand that would be mwah i confronted my dad about making my little brother pay half the electricity bill when my little brother barely earns any money this was my dad's response what about paying his rent to food every week that's the minimum for what the dad should do you don't deserve an award for that wow you didn't leave your kid on the street congratulations stop making disgusting comments keep your thoughts to yourself it's literally true no thanks jesus you don't deserve an award for doing the basic things for your children feeding your child doesn't make you an awesome parent it's baseline roses are red free thinkers are few if you keep obeying orders you'll have a chip inserted in you yes indeed have you heard about the new chips it's the 5g towers and they have these little chip shooters and pew pews and then then you there you go there you go you have a chip you see timmy the difference is i went to medical school and your mom went to google so who do you gonna trust you see me big pharma wrote most of my med school's curriculum and i receive compensation based on how many patients are vaccinated your mother spends her time researching peer-reviewed articles various reports and reading the vaccine in search i haven't read who you're gonna trust okay okay who's gonna stand in line to get the covey vaccine that starts we should not be going to doctors ever the only goal is to take money out of your pocket and put it in their own exclamation marks in a one if you get sick you should stay away from the corrupt world of medicine and let your own immune system do god's work that is god's plan wake up people yes stop blindly trusting doctor scientist and big farmer propaganda start practicing critical thinking don't fall for the expert fallacy expert you do realize that if you spend your entire life and career in a certain field you'll probably know more about that certain field than like the general populace that go that doesn't go for about doctors that goes for any literal freaking field what do you mean the expert fallacy i i bet i know more about statistical math than a doctor because that's what i studied that's my master's but i don't know more about about medicine than a doctor i don't know more about cars than a mechanic i don't know any of these things because they're not my field we have experts because that's how you gain peak knowledge in every single field no one person can know everything and you don't know anything when my mom said that i couldn't go see my friends in march when the us had 125 000 cases but now that we have 4.5 million she brings her friend to our house [Laughter] she got a thickness for the thickness not the other way around if you know what i mean please help me get my snack back my mom stole my snake while i was out of town and sold her on facebook please i will buy her back from you i will do anything to get her back please i'm completely devastated she sold it to someone in there why would you do this what why it's just randomly selling your kids pets way to teach your child not to trust anyone with their things ever again they'll be that kind of super paranoid person who locks or their belongings in a safe when they travel abroad it's like no don't do this jesus christ so toxic and by the way don't lock your snake in a safe i don't think that's a good way of doing it mom your payment is messed up it works fine for me so your password to netflix is bad good morning can you please just watch youtube and not harass me about my netflix while i'm in the hospital with my baby we are having some problems and this is really quite inconsiderate netflix works for me you have to log in and password i don't know how to fix it for you we are still in the hospital she lost too much weight and is having problems with john jaundice we will be here until she gains enough weight my milk supply came in though which will help great we got to go home maggie finally stopped losing weight and gain the nuts cool is netflix really that much more important to you than your sick granddaughter jesus christ they had a newborn baby but something tells me the child in this family is not the baby the children actually deserve apologies and explanations from parents yes they are humans with thoughts and feelings and you are not always correct nor clear just because you are a parent memphis see children as unintelligent slaves though and don't think they deserve basic levels of respect and communication yes oh my god this is the same kind of parents who will tell their kids like why are you never growing up and you're only x amount of years old it's like oh god you can only have one i have this weird love hate for the subreddit dad's idea to get a dog for the family leaves an indoor dog outside refuses to let us give the dog a bath despite having a lot of ticks dog dies my sister doing drugs on the regular since she is 13. my parents how dear out here gorgeous me and plays computer games because there's no other source of entertainment or happiness my parents yes yeah that's that's uh yeah unrealistic apparent expectations between kids it's a real thing my curfew is 9 p.m on school days on school days my curfew is 9 p.m on weekdays my curfew is 6 30 pm no matter what you guys are able to go outside me finding this sub and getting ready to rant about my less than ideal parents me fighting this up and getting ready friends by my listen to their parents you're a guy's parents it'd really be like that i mean the thing is that there are different levels of hell just because someone else have it worse doesn't mean that you are like not justified to complain or event about your problems where can i submit my invoice to get my teacher pay since i am now teaching at home independent school district hi ryan we don't pay parents such guardians for virtual learning teachers will still be providing lessons to those learning at home but if you're interested in being paid for educating and would like to see all the challenges teasers face during the pandemic please consider being a sub for us the pandemic has made it very challenging to attract subs because most people don't want to face the challenges teachers currently face i explained flat earth to my kids at home can i get a teacher's pay now please thank you well ladies and gents for this wonderful episode of our slash insane parents i do hope you enjoyed it other than that you can check out my socials and links and all that kind of good stuff in the description and other than that i have amazing daily time or lessons and i will see you in the next video take care [Music]

Channel: The Click

Views: 501,063

Rating: 4.9738111 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: Ih5xFmm_72Y

Length: 19min 36sec (1176 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 31 2020