r/RareInsults - 100% BABY PROOF

disclaimer unilad legendary raps only cardi b's web makes history the biggest debut streaming week ever gary b makes music for people who watch why is all your kitchen wear so soggy oh you know i wash my paper plates as well i should wash my paper cutlery you like paper cutlery don't you yeah you do well good evening lottie's losses and lovers and welcome to the click i hope you're doing dandy fine delicious today i just had a red bull and i am way too old for that so before my heart explodes i'm gonna record a sweet sweet r slash rare insults which is a subject we haven't went into in a long time but i am looking forward to this so just sit back relax get some vocal uh ammunition and enjoy mwah he looks like a mix between kevin spacey and nicolas cage this cage is looking kind of spacey dear god click you know your content is going downhill where the jokes you tell not even jokes honestly some people it's official there are people with less intelligence than a pigeon oh croak it's because she's a sea bear see bears can't pass in circles you know when you say shots fired this is the equivalent of firing a fat man in fallout and calling it like a little bullet wound carson i missed you at nike wacky and add 24 frames of neck and i have no idea how kind of like how ad verified missed you oh god oh that's painful by the way twitter if you're watching you know your boy i totally need that i'm like a journalist or something because they seem to get verified no matter how crappy they write if you cringe the video ends google search a flat earth society flat earthers are actually amazing people whenever they talk about their passion i feel smart their arguments fall kind of flat karen refuses to make her children wear masks to avoid them looking like oh my god if we muslims we're masked to avoid being mistaken for karen's why does grian look like every single spider-man actor put together the ultimate spider-man he shoots webb out of all places wife i want to donate my clothes to people who are starving husband anyone who fits into your clothes is surely not starving you will die in five seconds how may i help you david geller so i finally landed a job as a walmart greeter which is a good way for many retirees unfortunately i lasted less than a day about two hours and my first day on the job a very loud unattractive mean acting woman walked into the store with the two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance by my greeted training manual i said pleasantly good morning and welcome to walmart nice children you have there are they twins the ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say hannah they ain't twins the oldest is nine and the other is seven how the heck would you think they're twins are you blind or just stupid so i replied i am neither blind nor stupid madam i just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice have a good day and thank you for shopping at walmart my supervisor said i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work walmart a legend freaking savage honestly at that point i mean you're already retired it's not like you're gonna have to use your resume or you know reference letters for future employments got nothing to lose the absolute savage your post history is literally just minecraft and saying this to people being a weeb is the least of your problems you one dimensional moon fruit or slash ass credit people who have had sex with celebrities how was it i freaked a chick who was in a target catalog it was hot uh cutting a hole in the target catalog doesn't count don't take this away from me i need this for 11 huh try again not the icebreaker you want to go with do it better keeping a little [ __ ] and i'm gonna come over and hide your stuff on the top of the refrigerator r ask reddit which type of tattoo makes you cringe the most literally anyone that has two small tattoos and is constantly posting about how discriminated against people with tattoos are and how pathetic all the carrots of the world for being offended by tattoos like calm down becky no one has ever said anything actually rude to you about your three-inch faith tattoo written such a swirly cursive there could be a roller coaster my whole identity is victimized i mean even if you haven't met one of these people in real life you know exactly who they're talking about dil of kangaroo words that is a word that contains a synonym inside it i.e masculine would be male blossom would be bloom chicken would be hen or honorable would be noble or a cat it would be you gotta open yourself up to that dingy fab if you don't have any friends you're not an introvert you're a problem if you think being an extrovert gives you the right to bash introverts for not having friends then you are not an extrovert you're an extrovert oh my well brooklyn that's weird you really look like off dog in that second picture up dog you got that op dog look on your face you got that i get upset it's not my dog like peanut butter off my balls like a face [ __ ] not much how about you oh it's the what is up dog you kind of you can't yeah yeah wow matt johnson whenever i'm mad at you i go on google reads and read one star reviews of your books my daughter that's cold man it's freaking brutal already i'm so proud of her they have survived for 600 million years without a brain a ray of hope for some of my bbc colleagues workplace ethics y'all you can't even fart without vetted getting elitist about the tonality air pressure velocity aroma balance physics and how your diet doesn't match the distinguished and divine bowel trumpeting they can create well you gotta give them something want some juice running down my face right now you better cry then darren oh my god what's the matter pump that juice out of your eyeballs will ya james looks like a villain who is defeated by a group of kids using friendship i mean yeah wow don't be upset that you were intrigued i'm also intrigued by covid19 but i still don't want it in me hate you [Music] caption waited outside her hotel for 46 hours straight for this opportunity worth it oh god that's so creepy uh i bet his forehead can be scanned at a grocery store name someone hotter than justin bieber probably anyone to be honest he looks like a roofer to disappear on payday after you give him his check i mean yeah that mustache doesn't really okay okay moving on bk russell is like a 91 degree angle he's obtuse and never right and super annoying to look at oh my god that's so non ocd friendly it's kind of like it's so close please just be 90 but no no you absolute buffoon bro that's 30 plus light armor oh god i can skyrim you have hide and fur and hair i want to see a mod for this for skyrim fur arbor yikes middle of the night naughties the kind where you wake up and tangle in each other and no words are spoken caresses turn into kisses and kisses turn into passion i would just be happy if she stopped prepping snoring she's like an asthmatic yuck drowning in custard oh bro in iowa the farmers would try to milk you please find a shirt what kind of cows wear a shirt where you live good sir let the man be milk oh okay no jay seems like the kid in high school who would call everyone a there but also volunteered to msc the anti-bullying assembly oh dear god i know so many people like this from back in the day jesus is so bad oh pretty classy john mcafee arrested at airport wearing a lacy thong as a face mask in fairness it is the most appropriate way to cover a cut yo mama's so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask actually can't process this he looks like the ice age baby grown up oh my god he does holy crap yeah bro i've said this before and i will say it again these two are what i imagine sperm would look like if they said frickit gave up on the egg and turned into people on their own or slash ask reddit people have read it what is a question you have for the opposite naughty that you wouldn't say irl guys when you sit down to poem the toilet what do you do with your dangly bits do you let it touch the water do you put it up on a seat do you put it on your leg i regret to inform you that our bits do not hang as low as our self-esteem and when they do you just tuck them nicely into the back of your shoes yum a night life hacks from ye olden boys props to ricegum for fighting against the stereotype that all asians are smart woohoo ethan smith if idiots could fly this place would be an airport do bell delphine condoms work but people quickly noted that bell probably targeting the entirely wrong audience for this product considering the naughty life of most gamer boys beldelphine released the first ever 100 defective contraceptive as no man wearing a gamer girl condom will ever do the naughties you know all the props to beldolphine for fighting like teenage pregnancies and that kind of stuff but there's one thing that no one will ever beat and that is crocs with socks not because it's a contraceptive but it's because it's too attractive so people can deal with it so they just confusely scatter away tips from the coach patrick middleton i dj this festival and can confirm the teenager kicking this guard is over the age of 18 and will be prosecuted sent to jail oh cool you got paid to press play your name spelled backwards is hard man you must have pissed off your parents really bad i was about to say the name was inspired for when they was conceived but that doesn't really moving on if we just all switched to cursive and stick shift cars we could [ __ ] an entire generation i love how you all just talk [ __ ] about a generation you race like it's their fault and not yours this guy tried to put lsd in the la water supply if post malone and weird al yankovic had a son [Music] this can't be a real person this must be one of those face merging apps come on they look like if the elves from lord of the rings decided to become drug addicts oh who says there aren't the elves from the lord rings like thousands of years old they're bound to try something you know frodo take this elven leaf man it's so it's magical dude well these losses and lots of i do hope you enjoyed this video and that you got some vocal ammunition to toss at people you disdain other than that i hope you have an amazing day in my time or what times you love and i will see you in the next video take care

Channel: The Click

Views: 282,603

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: iKrTqjHU6UE

Length: 12min 11sec (731 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 02 2020