r/MakeMeSuffer - UGLY FOREVER :(

disclaimer oh dear oh my god oh that's a bit far away come closer trust me closer well good evening lottie's losses and losses and welcome to the click i wet myself with a wet towel to remain cool in the summery weather and now it looks like i peed myself welcome to r slash make me suffer and it's a perfect time because we're sitting in my closet of suffering welcome in my my dear dear viewer i hope you enjoy your stay oh no puppy no no move out of the way no what's oh you have been bamboozled this kind of reminds me of that scene austin powers where he's like standing there for like a half an hour straight oh yeah baby i got my hair rechest that looks like a welcome mat and i just added this nice picture of one topic with a gun to express my mood throughout this video you know that the video is going to be good when this is like the reactionary image i chose women quits job to earn six figures a month pretending to be a dog oh come on you know i i would kind of like to have that job to be honest it seems relatively simple i fetch balls and i sleep in like a like a thing on the on the floor which is what i do anyway my dad had a car wreck he went without a bone flap for six months my god with an absolute matlab he can live without half his skull i think you can use that as a cup holder if you want to hey everyone are you hungry oh i'm gonna show you something that will tease your appetite if you know what i mean all right check this out fed two days fed four days fed 14 days oh can we please someone some nice creative soul in the comments can we make this meme but make it like when you're leaving grandma's house because i'm a gross little parasite yeah no don't touch me oh come here [Music] um introverts that's right dear friend oh i'll take out of that shell of yours don't worry about it it'll be fine i promise fill the syringe with the shite a glue stick oh i hate needles i hate this and this is just a modern equivalent of darmanism what are you doing good sir nothing beats eating the reward snacks after doing the dishes they really be dishing out those awards oh they are really desperate for some positivity they are really scraping the bottom yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry that joke wasn't edgy enough for some of the people in in the in the audience i guess the joke was a little bit too clean hey grandpa click what did you do for a living when you were a young rascal who was still fertile and flexible well kitty i used to sit in the closet and make puns uh what did at least have friends no my legacy is amazing and i'm proud of it you know that time when you forget to scrub your roof for a bit mmm moldy weldy they are just trying to grow a bit of antibiotics yum oh no oh imagine when you turn that thing on and it just sprays all over the room why did i picture that why did i make it worse and it comes into all your orifices and you try to desperately close your mouth then you breathe in instead and then you disgust it so you start coughing and then it comes to your mouth even more and then it's just a circle of inserting the mold yeah click you don't need to linger on it that yolk is pretty old it's a bit moldy i'm sorry i'm so sorry you know when you want to go to the toilet with your respective other oh baby i don't take it from no one unless oh man i don't want to go to school today don't worry son i'll get you the day off hello my son can't come today he has to attend a funeral oh [Music] yeah you math teacher take that mrs smith my family's dead you know that time when you have such a hot anime waifu so hot she's so hot that she melts oh yeah don't you just want to put her in your mouth and drink it yeah you sick rascal you disgust me oh wait that's a mirror i can see myself nice hey hello there click how are you doing today you snazzy sir stay away from me ah you know what this is no it's not two fingers with teeth that are holding a tongue this is a horse mouth and i just realized the first thing i described was even worse oh my god hey kids welcome to the naughty lessons in school now we're gonna teach you about first base so get your x-ray images on this is how you move in the tongue timmy oh yeah notice how it graces the bone structure and that's why they call it a boner because you can see the bones when you yes a little clicky wiki don't you miss me no clicky kitty i i don't miss you oh clicky you made me into a plushie why she i'll take over the world show you my surely that was a great mistake wasn't it my grandpa's toothbrush he's been using for the last six years it's rotting and covered in mold i once threw it away and he dug it out of the trash so he could keep using it damn catch back in my day we did things with quality even mold could be used as toothpaste get your teeth that shimmering dirt gray color okay i can't read that for heck but we have a translation translation every time we make rice in my cooker we love the tasty roasted flavor it gave today we gave it some maintenance and this is what we found oh rats i'm sorry microphone will you ever forgive me i mean i just feel like throwing up my entire body like every single cell in my body that has been built with this sustenance i have devoured through this cooker i just feel like i need to separate it from the rest of my body due to the increasing volumes of grossness no all right i'ma show you how to do it so you take your blanket and you put it over you oh yeah and it's teletubbies yeah isn't that a twist i think this is just a flat earth theory but like but like in a cartoon form isn't this what flat earth is essentially oh never mind we're on top of a turtle not like a like a blonde half naked dude never mind oh well family reunion i like how the mother looks so done and the father looks like he's about to pass out he just saw his son go into the room and he's dizzy don't worry you will find people who accept you for who you are just maybe put a shirt on you know yeah all right timmy it's your birthday blow it out happy corona party yeah uh here ma'am i think you dropped this what is this you say it's your iq please take it for everyone's sake ah pikachu we gotta get close so we can battle together our souls are intertwined we'll be the best pokemon team ever well i mean pokemon could not have it worse it's essentially a universe where like the main theme of the entire universe is the equivalent of like cockfighting and now they're also being used for the for the licky wikis you know you know when you're young and fertile and you're both feeling hella smexy and you want to ride a motorcycle and in like a scantily clad things and you feel like on the top of the world this is a few years into the marriage at least you have a built-in brake fam yeah give me a break stop hiding you have no more washer to bend with oh yeah [ __ ] it's that time of the month that's kind of a funky looking rock calcified fetus oh this starts up amazing known as lithopedion this highly unusual specimen remained in the abdomen of a woman for 55 years during this time the mother had five additional uncomplicated pregnancies enjoying good health throughout she knew she carried the bones of a dead baby the specimen was obtained after death notice the right forearm and hand oh my god were you like carrying a fossilized baby jesus christ how big was this thing wait don't you carry the positive how big is it how big is because i mean i don't i don't see a reference like if this is just you know the size of it could be this size but the bones are formed so this [ __ ] oh dear god it has to be at least like a couple of pounds oh jesus christ man maybe life isn't about finding the perfect lump but finding the lump inside you lava lamp well it looks like you have a lava lump stuck up your yes very cool moths are always such pleasant creatures because they always look on the bright side of life they always see the light of a situation so to say i'm sorry those jokes were a bit of a mouthful [Laughter] i'm sorry if it bugs you god welcome to make me suffer terrified woman returns on to find that mutant potatoes have taken over flat the oblaters oh god that was the worst kind of crossover i've ever done but oh my god the headline is probably a bit like over dramatized i mean you can literally just pick up the potato and toss it out it's not that bad fam it's just kinda freaky for sale homemade naughty doll hardly used anymore it seems a shame to just be gathering dust in the garage serious offers only please no weirdos did you like it it looks like you stole the pieces from the biology classroom you know the skeleton and all those body parts you glued it together put like a like a naughty toy for adults at the bottom of it and just glued it together and also been gathering dust in your garage let me be let me be perfectly clear with something here fam let me be let me be absolutely freaking clear you can't sell something like this and ask no weirdos please for the love of god hey p's out fellow women's look at this on my feet oh this is how women are able to walk in those god forsaken high heel shoes it's uh they have the thumb that goes into the heel oh my god i see it now hey son let's go hunting and make you a real man let's shoot some deer oh dear yeah we're we're gonna die here son okay i think most people find feet kind of like yeah you know that's pretty normal apart from a few exceptions but here we have imagine this if you could taste the insides of your own socks what a delight how about that fantasy all this is heaven so come with me to hell instead vip tickets down below check out click merch oh my god i need to make that merch a sticker that says vip ticket to hell i might do that after this video anyway i do hope you enjoyed this video with me suffering in my closet if you haven't already check out my socials discord and all that kind of stuff in the description i'm also streaming on twitch nowadays other than that amazing time or whatever and i will see you in the next video take care you

Channel: The Click

Views: 225,090

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: ULhcBUwhjqw

Length: 12min 54sec (774 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 18 2020