r/InsaneParents - DISNEY = SATANIC

disclaimer yet people are still gonna defend it disney is witchcraft free mansonry equals witchcraft walt disney was a 33 degree level freeman son wake up people hashtag 2020 qc to save the children oh wait let's see walt disney okay and then you take aha so they have all those fingers which is like devil symbols mickey and you flip it upside down if you try really hard you can fit three sixes into walt disney so that means it's the devil is this real okay okay even if this was real fam if this was real if disney and mickey mouse were like satanic worshippers why would they hide sexes in their name it's so stupid it would be like hey i'm gonna make a company that supports the illuminati so i'm just gonna make a word play on the illuminati in my company name and hopefully nobody figures it out it's so dumb if you spell nasa backwards and replace a few words it spells satan and that's why vaccines are bad well good evening lottie's losses and losses this smells like christmas yes indeed it's another one of the r slash insane parents installment where we look at naughty parents and laugh together enjoy um idiot for deleting my son's minecraft world i have two children a nine-year-old and a six-year-old daughter my son had a minecraft world where he built a quite impressive castle on island which he was very proud to show me since school was cancelled he had issues with waking up on time he is supposed to wake up at seven each morning but for the past month he's been sleeping in until about nine or even ten i always set an alarm for him but he sleeps right through it i don't wake him up because waking up is a skill that he needs to learn i told him about two weeks ago that there are going to be consequences for him if he continues to sleep in every morning at first he understood and was waking up on time every morning but for the past week or so he has fallen back into old habits i told him yesterday that this is his final warning today he slept until 11. so i followed through with my warning and went on the computer and deleted his favorite minecraft world i also took away computer privilege for the next month when i told him he started screaming and crying he told me that he spent a whole year working on that world and he was very distraught that he's never going to see it again he's been crying and sobbing throughout the day and oh god oh that was not me sorry i i i i i allergic to bs and has refused to eat any of his meals all right it is kind of a cliche that boomers and parents do not understand video games like no i can't pause this game ma you know stuff like that but this is the equivalent of you going out and like burning down the tree house he spent a year building because he slept in a couple of days when school isn't even open like who cares if you want to take his computer away because he stays up too late and sleeps in way too often that is perfectly fine you can always help your children adjust their schedule and stuff i mean we are parents are supposed to guide them this no no they will never trust you with anything again stop u.s family murdered shop guard for enforcing mask policy a woman has been charged along with her husband and son with killing a security guard who refused her daughter entry to a shop because he was not wearing face covering what jesus christ why were you even out shopping with your entire family that seems incredibly unnecessary considering the circumstance jesus what a complete pile of garbage family it really is genetic isn't it a houston woman who was driving suv towards her children in a paired game struck and killed her three-year-old son authorities say what how can you what how do you even do that you like line your three-year-old up on the street you just drive towards the bike i'm gonna show you it's the chicken timmy just just what oh my god how insecure must you be if you have to play chicken with your own three-year-old children brain of human a brain of cat a brain of rat a brain of parents that think that no privacy until 18 is a good idea that's true give your kids their space i mean here's the thing have your eyes on them to make sure they don't do stuff that is actually harmful but a little bit of privacy yes definitely mom yeah and it will take you to the end of the movie yeah uh probably grounded before i'll come back up skipping out i'm coming back up later no you don't get to hide out can i just finish going poo poo i will come back up you're grounded anyway how dare you go to the bathroom you're grounded for life good luck taking a dump now courtney give birth to a girl you've always wanted and treat her like trash and express negative opinions on whatever she does she blocks your number after moving out for college she blocks your number after moving out for college well who would have thunk it i will not be giving my child any mandatory vaccinations if they cannot attend school because of them not being vaccinated welp looks like this mama needs to relearn math hello hey here's the thought of the day don't homeschool if you're an anti-vaxxer for several reasons yikes i don't know how old the child is but you should be able to help them with math homework i'm gonna guess this child is like below the age of 10. stop life doesn't always revolve around you stop trying to get at me stop trying to use your brother against you or me i love you no matter what i love you messes are cooking dinner or attitude or not i love you my name i'm going to sleep i have to work there was chewed up tomato on my bed okay good night chewed up tomato and you told him to leave it i asked him to get it off nicely the second time i found food on my bed you told him to leave it but yeah i think everything revolves around me i just lost a best friend today because her parents are total a-holes they got rid of her accounts took everything away from her and they are also transphobes they kept yelling at her face saying she's a boy and [ __ ] like that if you treat your kids like this get a freaking life goodbye my parents found out about this account i may very well never see any of you ever again i freaking can't handle this spread this around as much as you can that is horrendous that is horrendous how will you ever teach your kids to like spread their rings and be independent if this is the stuff you do and i mean transphobic i mean here's the thing you should probably encourage your children you know in their choices and you know oh my god oh it's so bad a pretty good lesson when it comes to stuff like this in general if your kid want to make choices or want to identify or do something like that let them do that let them find themselves as long as it's not directly harmful or hurts other people why not that i don't understand why not what what is so horrible i made my kid crush his new iphone 10 with a meat hammer i was sick of threatening it he's had to work for the last few months to build up enough sure money to pay the insurance it worked yet another parent who someday won't hear from her kids ever again that is absolutely not true thanks for generalizing we've had a fantastic relationship and he was talking about wanting to have a good career so he can buy a house big enough for me to live with him forever yikes wait oh my god is that oh jesus christ is that how you justify it are you serious you make your kids smash all their belongings so they can get a better career somehow because that's obviously directly correlated so so they can buy you a house in the future this this is some of the weirdest like profiteering of your children's stuff i've ever seen my god i know some kids who have bought their parents houses and that is a ton of cred right there but this can go freak themselves say no to the vaccine why are we saying no these vaccines have a chip in them they will have control of monitoring you know exactly what you're doing at all times and contain chemicals that it can control using the new 5g that they are putting all up around the world it will be intrigued with new 5g technology that is killing birds animals and humans the chip is controlled by frequencies that the 5g emits uh-huh it's like one of those genius correlations they always make did you know that the c virus and the density of 5g towers correlate tear them all down or maybe it's because diseases spread where there are lots of people because contact and that's also where you put up most of their towers because that's where you have a lot of cell phones maybe what a mystery but this okay this is the next level the 5g towers are controlling us through vaccines people yikes i would i would be very impressed with a chip that can fit through a vaccine needle i'm just going to be honest a 20 and stuck with her guilt-tripping mom who doesn't let her move out why isn't there meat for dinner you said yesterday that you are sick of meat i said no such thing i'm not eating this okay what's the town me excited to get my one thousand two hundred dollar stimulus check my mom claiming me as dependent when i have a job i i think i may be attracted to girls maybe i should come out to my parents as bisexual it's just a face you need to experience masculine energy never again my mom telling me to grow up after i say i'm about to pass out my mom five seconds later when i collapse into the toilet well that is the start of a fit day school shootings happen because nobody is allowed to hit their kids anymore gun control let's start with kid control i was afraid to miss my curfew because my mom would throw a lamp in my head this is the generation of my mom is my best friend freak that i feared my mom thanks mom jesus christ i mean this is such a complex topic that you think that simply hitting your kids will solve it is so ignorant and i think a lot of people that do horrific ads like this are people with nothing left to lose and just want vengeance upon the world this being abusive to them it definitely won't help you're just going to create more dysfunctional children in the world oh god it's like that post i remember a post from a while back that said something like oh you know back in from like a hundred years ago or something kids used to go to the coal mine when they were nine years old nowadays they're home and being cuddled it's like well the life expectancy of a child in a mine was like nine years old or something like that it was ridiculous like oh it's so oh wow how bad the kids are not allowing the coal mines anymore oh my god not everything was better before actually very few things were better before so cease me and teaching myself c plus plus my dad and mom saying that i'm playing games all the time my mom telling me i'm a bum that my boyfriend is just using me and his family secretly hates me and threatening me with homelessness after i told her i quit my job that made me severely unhappy even though i'm a full-time student and will be the first child in the entire family with a higher education degree my mom after i come downstairs fully dressed for an interview the very next day oh no so supportive it's like when they're more obsessed with proving their point than you know wishing you the best you were so selfish i'm not you really disappoint me hardly try did you yes i can't edit photos i don't know how to i'm not a graphic designer it's okay cause don't ask me for nothing again the answer is no although my son admits that he thinks he has adhd that's not possible mental illness isn't real he's deaf lazy and doesn't even do his schoolwork on purpose even though i see that he puts in genuine effort i should take away his pc because he can't focus on work that should teach him to work harder buyer is great so bad irish is smart and hardworking son he should be doing better i guess he's being lazy on purpose yikes my overweight mother when i gained seven kilos to the stress you have really gotten heavier you should lose weight my mother when i lost weight starting to lifting and generally feeling better don't get too masculine now you're a girl [Music] there are enough things in this modern world to make people insecure about their success or bodies or what have you just look at any instagram flow for god's sake it's actually been proven that the more you look at for example good looking people on instagram the more you feel about yourself so pushing this on to your younger generation when they already have this world full of impressions that will make them pretty much just doubt themselves not the brightest idea fam in reality when it comes to being good at things don't try to be best at everything it's easy to look at individual people and say that hey oh that person is more fit than i am and this person over here is more rich than i am but the problem is you only ever compare one thing about you to someone who is like doing it as a job it's not realistic you have to compare the whole person otherwise you're basically just lying to yourself to feel bad um that's basically instagram for you just because your parents were abused and neglected as children does not give them an excuse to do the same things to you i'm gonna get kids why vengeance oh me scrolling through our slash insane parents and thinking my parents are fine seeing small similarities seeing bigger similarities seeing that my parents are completely crazy and that i've been conditioned to think it's fine heck why can't we ever talk to each other openly for us to bond like that i would need you to acknowledge a lot of things you did to me when i was a child that truly hurt me and still hurt to this day i don't want you to go through that level of guilt and discomfort though but that also means part of me will always resent you for making those mistakes it's probably easier to pretend neither of us are hurt by any of this ouch that relationship will probably just get further and further apart with time if i'm gonna be honest my mom when i said no to living in florida with her right after she beat me and berated me oh wow what a shocker oh they don't want that ah try to beat these living conditions haha yikes me my therapist giving me an excited diagnosis my dad growing up you didn't remember sandy you just want attention me still believing him validation you can't cure your child's depression by taking away things that make them happy moms burn me casually scrolling through the subreddit reads about the struggles of some autistic users and the odds crazy things the parents are doing finding similarities between them and my parents realizing how incredibly lucky i am to get smart parents that actually understand the human body and how to deal with me and wishing i could help the user somehow and educate the parents but i'm stuck here behind the screen yeah i get that feeling sometimes too fam the thing is that no people are perfect but the stuff that makes family so sensitive is that the kids are always dependent on the parents it's like the person who looks out for you it's also someone who's older it's also someone who pays for stuff so you are in a extremely vulnerable and dependent position so even when someone just you know starts going off the road ever so slightly it can really escalate because someone said it's ubu monday oh dear god this is going so much for my rant yeah but a parent-child relationship is not as regulatory as a peer-to-peer relationship so be careful parents mix weed with antidepressants start taking only half of antidepressants without talking to a doctor verbally and physically assault wife and then deny it and tell daughter that she broke the family when she calls the police yay i did nothing wrong my daughter downloaded tick toe yeah that's an alternative apple right kind of fetishizing my daughter downloaded tikto and i'm incredibly angry she's saying my punishment are way too extreme which i think she deserves an extreme punishment for downloading a pedo app made by the chinese communists every single person on that app wants to hunt down our children i punished her by limiting her favorite snacks that she eats all day so she only gets breakfast lunch and dinner which i chose for her no choices i took away all of her electronics i cracked her phone in half and took away her computer i don't care if she has schoolwork she will have to do her school work when she gets a computer back in 15 days and i will be emailing her teaching explain why her work is late she is not allowed in her room unless she needs to shower and go to the bathroom there are plenty of books she can read the art she can do we all need to band together band together the the like spelling of this post is horrendous together you get this awful app off the app store this is outrageous and should not exist everyone on that app is dangerous like 99 of the people on that app are like teenagers and there's a small percentage but that goes for anywhere on the internet that has malicious intent it might be better to just have a sit down with your kid for 30 minutes and explain online safety instead of like breaking their things for downloading a social media app that literally all of their friends are using yikers not the way to go about it mom i bet in a couple years that girl will probably have a secret phone just saying zack got kicked out of school in new york today his friends made him this car to tell them how much they miss him he's a healthy boy his parents have studied vaccine safety and efficiency and make this decision not to vaccinate him there are thousands like him this is their punishment oh you mean not risking infecting immunocompromised kids at school school which is like the most virusy touchy spready place on earth all right cool yeah you're a wonderful person all right a video of me beating my kids just gonna be put up for everyone to see and yup i sure defricted whoppies for telling me you hated me and wished i was dead anyone got a problem with the cost cps i ain't ashamed of shoes freak there for trying to hold the video over my head and for trying to do the same thing ain't nothing but some fake [ __ ] coming from two muslins who are mad i wouldn't let them talk all over me it's cool though i can let some shot in the back too did you make this post thinking you were exposing like other people ah look at these parents who are mad at me for mistreating and abusing my children oh my god exposed like no lady you're the one to expose you should probably take a step back and uh reconsider the fact that you are not as smart as you think you are i can't come to the meeting tonight we had to put down one of the dogs you were supposed to run this meeting you didn't answer did you tell friend you would run tonight's meeting yikes kids at home missing their teachers because the new substitutes beat their act oh god oh my god yeah a moment of silence for for the people stuck at home during this period with with abusive families that is horrendous if you don't stop your dad from harassing me you're just a coward just like him why i don't even know what this is about liar just like him well okay i'm not lying i literally have no idea liar second strain right keep the fair answer up i know people are dead but holy hell what a bunch of freaking babies in this world whiners and babies jesus go lick all the doorknobs at home depot if you're so confident that this is a baby nonsense or maybe i'll get infected and caught blood on you next time i see you they have way overblown that forecasted number of deaths and now they warn you of a second wave right do not text me again about the virus find someone else to talk to about this i'm done with this conversation i mean it's a pandemic it's probably better to overestimate it and underestimate it to be honest because it's way easier to like tone down the measurements afterwards than to try to tone them up when it's already too late that's you know just just a little thought okay i'm going to admit it i did tell my daughter that i hope she has it and dies but i didn't mean it it was i was just frustrated at the time and her kids were driving me crazy she is pissed that i asked for prayers requested for on facebook but she is my daughter and i don't want her to die i know two wrongs don't make it right but do you know how many times she told me that hell she even said that when i die it's not coming to my funeral and that she would be glad when i die and she knows how possible that is when all the heart problems i have you said that to your daughter well she's some damage to my heart often look i don't know you but i'm pretty sure we're new facebook friends but how incred okay i think i know where that rant is going happy mother's day to my mom who blocked me on facebook during a pandemic yeah am i responsible for the estrangement of my adult children thanks to me physically emotionally and verbally abuse parenting methods and my refusal to have it even an ounce of accountability and accept that i caused him immense pain throughout her childhood no it's the it's the children who are wrong yes my daughter hasn't been feeling well lately the doctor says it's because of the ed she has had since she was 13. the doctor referred to an eating disorder program but i think i'll just scream at her and call her attention seeking beer instead i wonder why she won't talk to me about her mental health anymore oh my god i showed her all the support thing yeah mom no one's asking you to i don't care you should though are you trying to look cross-eyed on purpose i'm just trying to understand the painkiller is just so dirty looking you're a follower obviously you would never let yourself look like that and post it maybe it's the edibles and we'd get into your brain we don't make you like your [ __ ] yikes oh my god you dyed your hair your brain must be melting subject that is not what investigations prove me when you reported me to cps although i admit i was an authoritarian mom i do love you and wish you the best you freaking lied to cps and covered for your pedo husband we all make mistakes so stop freaking lying they always invest to get outside the cps investigates everything and they never talk to me i understand why you're angry but know that i love you and always will so does your sister stop contacting me being pity towards children in your own household that must be one of the worst things you can ever do and supporting that and defending that person fully well knowing what they're doing jesus christ oh these people man so i don't want to go are you busy or just not keen on replying happy mother's day to me thumbs up just saying that we should stay home instead of threatening other people's lives with a potentially deadly virus you know if grandma or grandpa are infected they will die that's not a risk i will take a very sane conclusion i agree it's like one one dinner is not worth dying for just saying my mother when i'm on a diet you're way too skinny eat something my mother anytime i eat that's way too much food and it's so unhealthy and you already weigh a lot i'll let my children smell crack before i let them get vaccinated at least i know what's saying crack laugh if you want i'm dead serious no you don't it's a very bad argument but if you just buy random drugs on the street corner you're not gonna know exactly what they put in that are you serious oh my god i would i would dare say that's slightly more shady than getting a vaccine that's been approved by like the entire medical body in your country i'm just just a small wild theory well lot is losses and lassos that is it for this not house for this video i do hope you enjoyed it and that you learned something i don't know check out my socials in the description i'll give you one day on time and i will see you in the next video take care

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Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

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Length: 23min 5sec (1385 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2020