r/InsaneParents - "Gotta Teach 'em Young"...

disclaimer parents when you over slapped for 0.00001 seconds a parents when they overslept for one hour well good evening ladies losses and lassos welcome to click I do hope you're enjoying this spring weather as we're having you know spring is kind of Friday evening of the yearly cycle you have the entire summer ahead of you but it's still kind of getting warm and nice outside so make sure to enjoy it if you can despite tarifa lockdown I personally open the window and lie on the floor inside and if we welcome to our / insane parents where we look at knotty parents and express our frustration online enjoy update I am immunocompromised and my mom refused to let me isolate now I have this virus it seems like you're avoiding her when she is here she did not say anything to me but it seems like it to me no she is mad at me I just don't want to get sick I have existing conditions that could get me killed if I get sick with the virus you are not going to die this is a family and when there is crisis we need to work together I had cancer my Michael it's a heart patient and we are going to work and helping if you haven't needed it you might be overreacting it makes me sad to things and excuses you are coming up with to avoid us in today's visit you were seen buying a sensor named reasons for visit a chest pain shortness of breath it caught the diagnosis yeah my res that's not I mean coming together as a family doesn't necessarily physically coming together if there's a pandemic going on that's kind of counterproductive that's literally like yeah you're there for them physically but you're not really there for them some people but but seriously I really do hope that you get well I wish you the best a friend of mine who is 27 years old my mom is have a person who will dig through the trash to harass me on what I haven't been eating so smiley let it be know that I do not live under her roof and even if I did that this is not okay this is beyond insane and the kid is 27 yes so the mother just casually drops by her house dig through a garbage outside and rings the doorbell ugh I know I could smell a beer can where this we did not raise you to drink to alcoholics just let your little birdie fly during this pandemic only people with kids should be able to watch any streaming service and nothing for the people who are alone and single families need Netflix or Disney plasma mark it's annoying to see a ground single adults sharing what they are watching on Disney Plus when that streaming service was made only for kids I have three little ones at home and another on the way we deserve this service over single and alone with no kids Netflix reduces video quality in Canada to lower Internet bandwidth use that's not how it works lady and besides not gonna kill you to watch Netflix on a slightly lower the solution but are we well the rest of us supposed to do when reluctant slightly this is the kind of person as soon as the internet is slow to call all their neighbors to ask them to log offline just because they think everything is above everybody else's fault hello dear neighbor can you disconnect from the internet I was trying to FaceTime my mom's group and it's kind of laggy so don't use your computer uh-huh it is especially dumb considering that single people that live alone really don't have much to do these days this person has a big family to spend their time with but they would rather spend their time being annoyed that other people don't spend two moms staring into a wall that is such a good response I applaud you good sir mom Wow you are the meanest person I know it was 2015 I did not mean to hurt you I just needed you out of my room while you and Quinn kept hurting my feelings on Mother's Day I am sorry you fell I lost everything that thing my family my career my self-respect I tried many times to kill myself I wasn't successful don't worry I will be next time just stop talking to me it hurts too much mom you abused Quinn a red knife for years it was not a one off vocation I did not fall I was thrown in the fact that you would try to paint your emotional issues and suicidal tendencies on your fifteen-year-old daughter is the reason you don't deserve to be called mommy as if I don't have underlying emotional problems for the childhood I had you're a grown woman stop playing victim like a child you ruined your own life people like this typically have it very lacking morals a long period of time it's very rare that somebody just suddenly you know oh I just abused my kid once it's fine if you're willing to do it once you're very likely to do it again you know the whole statistics with repeat offenders if someone's morals are not the greatest it's more likely they slip up over and over my mom bitching understand me trying to signal to them how sorry I am yeah you can tell me me it will help having someone to talk to she thinks you're lying mmm she can't think what she wants that made me really sad she believes me now Wow tested positive for covet mom needed proof geez my dad trying to explain to me how covet 19 is caused by five gee so we've reconnected on silver here yeah I'll make thin but seriously I I the thing I read about this which does the most fascinating is that well it's like well if you look at the dots where kovat is most apparent and you look at the dots where the 5g towers are the most condensed it correlates you know it must be that you know or or maybe it's because covet spreads we have people and the 5g towers also are placed where there a lot of people with cell phones maybe wild theory if you made the same map with freaking Starbucks and Cove it you would find the same thing because two usually play Starbucks in cities where the loss of customers these people you know the most fascinating case about Falls correlation that I read at some point is that if you eat more ice cream you're more likely to get like pickpocketing and it sounds very weird at first but it turns out on both eating more ice cream and getting pickpocket is correlated with traveling so they are completely unrelated you know you want to get robbed more if you die scream but they both happen to correlate with something else that you do so there you go though fascinating statistics trivia in teachers if my kid goes back to school and flinches when you lift your hand mind your business so Corky yeah I I hope your kid leaves you when they oh my kid is crying maybe I will yell at him more so people stop crying maybe threatening him will stop is crying three years later why does my kid when I would I love this meeting format how many times do I have to tell you that there is a pandemic going on what's so difficult to understand this isn't the pandemic people are overreacting the President himself told the world that it's nothing more than just the flow and you think I believe that oversize chief according to the CDC there are 24,000 to 60,000 deaths a year werenít even half a year in 2020 and yet more than 25,000 people are dead we don't even have a freakin vaccines or antibodies yet and we have more than half a million infected with this gosh darn thing you're not a freaking child or a senior citizen to be afraid of that she whistle you're in your twenties like me Mom age has nothing to do with any of this I have asthma you know that I'm immune Oh compromised I'm literally a working target for this virus you're not you're perfectly healthy my little angel you're just riding in with this bandwagon as an excuse for you not to Thea do you know what I don't have time for this conversation right now I have better things to do and to argue with you about this I don't want to die mom whether you like it or not I'm not coming home as long as they're infected people in this country and the fascinating thing is that that argument you made lady even if they didn't have asthma and even if they weren't worried for their own health they can still be worried about you you are literally in the risk group and like hey hey fam I'm not gonna go to your place right now I don't want to infect my family are you serious they literally care about your health and and your state of being that's an excuse some people's logic is is so twisted it's unreal your child's mental health is more important than school on toxic parents form yourselves into fire of logic ask my siblings how things are going back home this is one of the responses sorry to backtrack but dad dead-ass asked what hurt showering routine is just that I know where no he was teaching us how to shower he has a history record where he would be you might as well start recording us if he really wants to see what the heck this is so this is so weird oh my god no it's there's some reason why I didn't get invited your graduation ceremony if there is can at least tell me what it is because I don't know what I've done wrong well if he wants to hurt me or get back at me for something I did to cell you have a bouquet I have done nothing but cry since I saw the pics on Facebook well done you got me good first of all I beg you do not reply to these messages at least not right now these are all points for you to counter this is not an argument for you to win if you reply straight away I will not reply back if you continue to message me about this I will absolutely block your number if you want any help of relationship with me in the future all you will do is read this and take it very seriously I genuinely do not understand where you get the nerve to send that message to me how dare you attempt to guilt me it will not work in invitation to one of the most important days of my life is a privilege and not a right yes you are my mother but that does not mean that you are entitled to be their privilege it's earned you have not done that during one of my interviews to get into the Academy I was very heavily questioned about your interlock condition and drinking and my relationship with you they were examining my physiological fitness based on your past a past that almost jeopardized my chances of being accepted had a not already thought of it before the interview and prepared answers I might not even have made it into the Academy let alone graduated do you really think that is the reason our relationship is at the current point is it my fault how can it be I was a child and I was terrified of you you may not really think of it or you can down plane as much as you like but if things that happened to her my childhood has a profound impact on me emotionally and psychologically it has left my perspective of female so warped and skewed that had a hard time even trusting women I can hardly be open and emotionally honest with my partner of more than a year even after you and Dad separated and I was still young my memories of you consists of me waiting on the doorstep of our house yeah with a packed suitcase to spend a weekend at yours and you never showed up you didn't show up then why would you now I understand that Nia has to build this relationship with you and I'm happy for all of you maybe it's because he's a few years older maybe because he's decided it's right for you whatever his decision is his decision however I'm not ready to do that yet not just the things that happened to us but the way you treated dad as well and the way that you never showed up at one point I simply accepted it you weren't a part of my life anymore you don't just reinsert yourself into my life with a few texts and we act as nothing ever happened again I will reiterate please do not reply to this message right now I'm not going to discuss it with you these are the things I feel and they will not change if you want to see me or talk to me or have a role in my life just read this and consider it I beg you reflect upon the actions and decisions that have brought us to this point and take some responsibility for them I understand that your addiction was a disease but that is not an excuse you send a lot of messages to me recently but not none of them has ever said sorry that is a theme I have seen a lot with parents that get very abusive over the earth they never say sorry they think that the fact that they brought you into this world is like their grand gift to you and that it can be as abusive as possible that's one of the most toxic mindsets you can ever have if someone didn't ask to be born they don't owe you for it and the fact remains that you pass favours down generations not upwards you do your kids to favor or bring them up so they can have the chance to do their kids their favor to bring them up you can't expect that kind of stuff back from them because their attention is focused downwards in the generational line not upwards of course if a family works you should still take care of you know your parents when they grow old of course but that's a different story when a period comes to quote-unquote paying back for your childhood no it's not a thing they will probably have children of their own stop the use of Karen is not racist and simply implies to obnoxious at least white women oh I have seen that trend it's so ridiculous the best response I saw to this was like oh the Karen word is just as bad as to end word nowadays and the only reply was well you know type out the n-word them guys two doctors in my room right now and just gave me a 40 page document on the importance of it kay and why I needed to give it to my baby now there are listening to her heart and saying she might have an issue that requires it we have infirm getting in I also think they're lying because one doctor said baby sounds fine and the other was dead said that it was a problem dad threw the first packet that gave him in a trash when I was in recovery way to go yeah it made Shu a baby was always with him if it wasn't with me they've been trying to find little reasons to get baby alone but we declined there are about to get discharged soon hopefully but just needing reassurance that of that a free baby is fine and we aren't failing her lots of emotional emojis oh my god you do not know more than a doctor that's just you know it's good to do your own research it's good to be skeptical about the word don't blindly accept things of course but when it comes to experts in a field they probably know more from medical school and working in the profession than your mom Facebook groups and like I don't know Flattr of conspiracy groups it's cut it check your sources people for God's sake and this is also one thing that I don't like about internet internet is wonderful and I work on the Internet but one thing that I really don't like is that a way that algorithms are designed is that if you view something the algorithms will always show you similar things to what you already watched which most of the time is good you know you get suggested content that you already watched for example you like ready to video as well here's another edit video perfect but if you watch for example conspiracy theories or things that are very political or anything that is based on some kind of assumption about the world if you watch one Flat Earth video well you get shown the next one and the next one and the next one it kind of the algorithm helps us dig this confirmation bias rabbit hole and I really don't like that it's almost like you know you should have several YouTube accounts just to make sure you don't get there just funnel down at the one small hole my home page is like retro video games and ASMR and sad milk my mom me who has made a recent low point in argument how aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy whatever so crucial little tiny detail oh yeah slavery was cool a long time ago okay it's not even okay does anyone here believe that are at this flat do your teacher kid the science of a plaid urn I don't homeschool but I really don't like the school system and all the brainwashing BS they teach what is the process of taking your kids out of school does Child Services get involved my daughter is in kindergarten and really fighting with myself about the school I just don't know how to homeschool I don't know what to do and if you think the earth is flat police police police send your children to public school you should sit through some other classes to specifically science classes the thing I have never understood about Flat Earth I mean it's a cult you know if you watch the documentaries and stuff about it whether actually going interview people it is very much a call like it hits all the boxes so why it's a movement thing is very understandable with that aspect but what I don't understand about the reasoning behind a conspiracy itself what's the point like what's the what's the end goal like if you want to go into detail you know 9/11 conspiracies like okay well they wanted an excuse to you know go go fight for oil and stuff like okay unlikely but there is a motive a moon landing yeah it was a race with the Soviet Union and which evently which eventually read to let a lot of costs which could have been motivated you know yeah with the competition of the superpowers back that was like okay there is kind of a motive still unlikely very unlikely but there is a motive which Flat Earth there isn't even a motive it's like the worst conspiracy ever all right my girlfriend cooking dinner washing all the dishes babysitting for hours but forgetting to fold one blanket on the couch or stepped out taking away in her tech for the whole next day what take a chill pill people it's mine it's empty and I'm holding it away from him that's not that's not the point that is not bad give give your children more nurturing things to play with and besides what if he finds it in a situation where it happens to not be unloaded and you're not around don't teach him to play with these things it can end really badly guns can be find responsibly I've done sharp shooting and stuff myself but but it's usually with you know a lot of licenses and a lot of control and with very mature people not like this Jeff when you return for the rest of your belonging is bringing a monkey back he belongs here dad yeah that's not happening he's not going back after Katie dumped robbing alcohol down his ear canal when he had an ear and mouth infection when he should have just been taken to the vet in the first place what did you say the vet said oh yeah he's partially blind in his left eye because of it I'll be back for the rest and I'll never be a problem for you again you need to call before you come here in the future either mom or I bus be here or you will have no access to home dad gotta get your power fix ah Wow that is kind of desperate oh my god this is I'm just gonna go on a limb here and say that mom is probably auntie backs and Flat Earth and you know that kind of stuff as well all this stuff kind of correlates sadly oh oh just yoga place son he's crying I should yell it in the stop it's such a good dad del down yeah Jim with depression adults be happy enjoy life I'm depressed what should I do I get good ah thanks Cheers don't be sad global deaths it's Nev iris mother stone childbirth did you know um you need to reevaluate your judgment to not post thinks about me being pregnant on my facebook why the Frick do you think that is appropriate to send what's wrong about mother's dying in childbirth you should be ashamed of yourself rethink your actions you are removed from my Facebook and social media until you apologize shame on you my mother decided to post this on my social media with a note you should be more concerned about number two I haven't told anyone I'm pregnant yet and she has been encouraging me to expose myself for her community to make myself my baby stronger sorry about text typos I was very angry a herd immunity is something we develop over time if everybody followed that logic a lot of people would die because all the hospitals will be overloaded and all our intern infrastructure stuff would collapse like if every girl who got sick at the same time who do you think would deliver food or produce anything or even work in the hospitals how can how could you be this ignorant at first I actually thought this post was about the mother posting and see I took a greater risk giving birth to you then then you're over hyping this pandemic but but this is almost worst because you're insulting their life choices too yeesh I'm finding things pretty hard because I'm so depressed and anxious maybe I'll talk to my parents about my struggles with my mental health you're making up for attention excuses you're just lazy never again mothership I know that she left on a plane thank you for abandoning us and remember your father ran away I never did I never want to see Giada again for taking you to that Airport tell your therapist I said she said quit her job and go F herself herself herself either one works for me him herself herself oh he he no okay it's just him himself or herself I guess but her elf at least they don't had to pretend that you love us anymore so that you take a lot of pressure after you my mom kicked me out doing it pandemic so I packed up and flew to the other side of the country yeah seems about the right thing to do could my son be in a bad mood because I woke him up and yelled at him no it must be those damn video games I hear so much about my a TiVo hasn't been in school in a year and a half he despises it and honestly thinks it's about it his words well today in the car he started talking to me about the world and how he thinks that half of the world is dark while the other is like I said that's absolutely correct how did you know that he said he just gasps love I smiled with him and said yeah you know they just teach that in school Wow do you want me to teach you more about the Earth's rotation and revolution and he beamed and said yes love does but hates anything typical learning buys me this is saying he is a proud on schooler and I'm also proud of him there are two it's my child that water doesn't curve and all these fines level okay um it's not that revolutionary it's like if you assume that you know time zones is a thing and you know it's night sometimes it's not conclusion ladies take your child to school and they a lot of quarantine I did not stop my toddler from eating this turtle from dinner last night out of trash what does this have to do with quarantine this is just trashy see what there's kind of a pun because the a dog trash but it's also trashing ah hey my symptoms are getting worse I could really use some help I'm severely suicidal I said um I said I'm fine you don't care anyway here man I watch your mouth dad I know if it's a good idea to go to ER right now mom said she doesn't want me to go to ER your mom is pretty stupid if you can't come here to help your dad and freak her dad she works in a hospital I think she would know just a buddy calling me or coming around anymore I'm done with you and your mom it doesn't matter if you know sir now she's an ignorant yeah daddy needs help and visit what you've give me no wonder why I don't want to see you you just fly off the handle for no reason if you want to cut me out of your life because I don't want to go to ER during a global pandemic that's on you and for context I do believe he had like a smaller burn from like the kitchen or something like that totally worth going and risking getting sick for and taking attention away from doctors that need to be saving lives I will tease my children when they open up to me about anything I will talk openly about their insecurities when with family and friends I hope this won't negatively affect our future relationship why didn't even want to talk to me or express anything about their personal life I don't know why a parents were not forcing you to participate in orbitally just stop me it doesn't participate in their religious stuff and parents know this isn't how you're supposed to play the game you know my kids wants to play with me a British oven until I start crying because knowing a bit of em because it's crying wonder why he doesn't want to tell you any of his problems when he's a teen yeah well get a school counselor so I can get help with my developing anxiety and depression without parents finding out confined in my counselor about my lack of motivation and suicidal thoughts counselor notifies parents who scold me for being impulsive selfish attention-seeking and deceitful in making an error of judgment what Oh God Oh let me take your child seriously especially if they come with stuff like this I mean you can usually tell overtime if people are just being manipulative some children are manipulative but you can usually tell kind of easy if you know anything about humans if it's honest or not just at least listen to them that's like the first step without listening to them you can't figure out if they're lying or not that's actually the least you can do especially since the state literally issued a stay at home order hello sadly it's not how a virus disappears social isolation is stupid I finished your sentence I love you my child me having genuine problems and my therapist one who discussed those problems with my parents my parents denote that the place is a mental illness is fake right how can it be but where's your where's your backing for that that's kind of a serious statement and very belittling don't do this Oh mother is feeling determined there ought to be a lot of punished oh no there's like an emoji pasta crammed in here all right all right that ought to be a law that punishes children her mental and emotional abuse their parents on a daily with a lack of respect and disobedience that's not abuse that's just being a rascal there's one if their parents abuse them yeah abuse not if they're a rascal not if they're like it's like to dissipate your vegetables Timmy oh that's abuse yeah now I should be able to now it should be allowed to punch you because that that's yeah that law is totally on the same level I feel turn about this fair play next little monsters will be thinking it's okay to put hands on me that's where one of us will be getting an ambulance clinging to life well I'm on my way to prison looking at attempted murder charges what kind of household do you run Jesus Christ if you have tendencies that you want to actually harm your children here's the thing children can be very annoying I've seen it myself I have younger family all around the place yes younger family members can be very annoying family members can be annoying period but if you come to the point that you're willing to send them to hospital for it there is something seriously wrong especially if there are small children you shouldn't have that a grown-up shouldn't have that kind of reaction to their own child something is seriously wrong a great day to see what's in my email can't wait give me a frickin email password Oh oh hi my Catholic mom knows I'm a grown-up and I have a boyfriend so logically I have to live away from him or have someone naughty block us 24/7 I mean I don't want to be away from him I have wondered if you were going to ask about staying in somehow I don't know I hate to do that unless you have a chaperone or a separate residence I will punt remember I'm 21 I'm a woman I remember I have to sit down to dinner now I'm thinking hard so give me some time yeah with that kind of brain capacity it will take some time Jesus don't don't stab him don't stay up late waiting for the Sun shocking this saying shocking as the first word in a title is like the boomer very crappy way of click baiting [Music] shocking stoner dad left baby girls to die in sweltering hot car then drove off without realizing she was dead in the backseat that is so dark I kind of backtrack on this like every second video I make on this topic but there really should be a license on on having children practically speaking on the where it would be very difficult in force and like you've come to a whole different things about like you know accidental pregnancies and that kind of stuff if they're practically speaking it probably wouldn't work at least not in the world right now but it's kind of you know interesting food for thought in the interview we probably should have license for having kilts I mean yeah it's weed hey cool cats my mom found my pics of OC sand lesbian art and guess what she told me it's brain demons in the house and made me delete it all I told her I express myself through my lesbian art and she told me that I can't do that to my face I kind of want to scream right now I want to continue working on my project but right now I'm just scared she also threatened to cut off contact with the Internet oh my god you draw stuff brings demons into our hotels because they're totally real because you're not allowed to love who you wanna laugh you're my daughter and daughter god I will oh it's not just my stepsister wants to go to uni at the same time I have on a life - you were earning good money it's easy for you to tell me what to do of my money I'm not earning good money and I didn't even tell you what to do with your money she's my wife who are you to tell me what to do and put your money where your mouth isn't help your stepsister I paid everything for your education so you should help your stepsister she is not my child or my responsibility she's your responsibility I will remember that when I changed my will all right you chose to get remarried you chose to take responsibility for more kids you can't guilt trip your previous children for that that is on you good sir they have to you know live their own life save up and eventually probably pay for their own children that's how it works you kind of you know funnel downwards in generations you know your parents paid for your education so you can see you can pay for your kids education so they can pay for that's that's the direction of flow for this kind of thing well at least if you're American I got my immunity for free although to be fair my taxes are higher so there you go we're Lonnie's losses and lassos I hope you enjoyed this video and that you learn something I don't know but maybe down below we find links to my discord my patreon all those wonderful social [Music] and I'll see you in that video [Music]

Channel: The Click

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Length: 27min 13sec (1633 seconds)

Published: Mon May 04 2020