r/FacebookScience - This is WILD

that is a very interesting theoretical scientific hypothesis you have there about gravity not being real oh my god hello class how are you doing today welcome to to science class who loves science yes indeed i love science and i do hope that you do too today we look at a very specific school of science you're like oh my god are we gonna learn about physics or math no we're gonna learn about facebook science the most correct amazing school of science there is enjoy oh and remember to subscribe if you love science because yay this is going to be horrible if the earth was a globe water flows to the lowest point yeah yeah how about that science huh look at the earth must be a square i love how it's just like where do you think the center of gravity is but but if i hold water here it it drips downwards so if earth was real it had to drip there and now it looks like i peed myself but there's no one else here so we're fine welcome to science class kids where we pee ourselves great start of the video think about it the real reason why they removed lead paints lead paint was banned not because children were eating paint chips but rather how well it absorbed rf emf radiation why do you think you wear a lead vest while getting x-rayed lead is highly effective in providing protection from sources of radiation including gamma rays x-rays and other type of radiation the truth of the matter is that they can remove the paints and make their silent weapons more effective against us well you know lead poisoning is a thing and radiation is also a thing so lead can block that but not be healthy for you in itself in that way and also but is this a 5d post they remove the lead paints on our houses so the 5g radiation can reach our families and bedrooms ah i based this off of uh trust me bro bizarre fact you know when something starts with bizarre fact it's probably not a fact it is against the law to interact with dolphins unless you are at an aquarium sioux theme park etc the reason for this is not to protect dolphins but to stop humans from developing connections with mammals that are actually smarter than us dolphins have a cerebral cortex that is 40 larger than humans and have their own language which we are unable to comprehend it is considered that dolphins may have knowledge about atlantis lemuria etc which are generally hidden from the public via the vatican archives dolphins are larger than humans hence atlantis is real nailed it i love how these conspiracy posts just mash a bunch of things together it doesn't explain the connections at all it's just like oh dolphins have brains that means secret societies have been real what let that sink in we live in a country that creates its own money yet we still can't afford to feed the homeless or fund education don't like every country print its own currency apart from like you know people that use the euro for example is more of a centralized currency between different countries i suppose but that goes for most countries right and sure you can argue that different things should be funded that's a perfectly fair point but it's not just you can print more money and make more value for every piece of money you print it also represents a lower value money is only worth as much as we a society think it's worth so if you print a crap ton of money and everyone will be a billionaire well being a billionaire will be the new norm and you wouldn't be rich because you're a billionaire it's just mass inflation so you might have a point with the stuff that should be funded more but it's not because of this reason on january 5th hashtag 5g will launch it's this day that all vacs excellated will drop like flies if you thought about all those people who dropped in china which is censored because yes back in november 2019 january 2020 combat outbreaks only took place around 5g towers prove me wrong oh january 5th do you mean like in 2021 or something yeah that's uh that was a while ago fam didn't happen but yay predictions if you can be gay then you should be able to be unvaccinated yeah that's that love if you could if you do the sins you should also be able to says professor mango wait so now you're trying to recruit the lgbtq for for for an anti-fax agenda based on like what what's the connection if you can be gay then you can be an anti-i mean yeah they're not excluding each other i guess but it's also such a random line of logic rocks don't reflect light neither does the moon the moon is not a rock in space the moon has its own light source also the moon is just a big light bulb and that's that's that's the argument here literally everything that you see reflects lights it's how vision works yeah vision is essentially just little photon particles that bounce off of things and depending on wavelength that's what we perceive as colors so as soon as you see something that doesn't mean that you can magically just sense the object is particles bouncing off the objects that reach your little eyeballs that's basically how it works this is for example also where you can get higher resolution images in space if you point a telescope towards a specific point for an extended period of time because the telescope is able to capture more particles from set region than you would with just a single snapshot which means that you can get more information about how things look instead of just looking at a few particles at a time this is also why you technically can't see a black hole i mean you would be able to tell that something's there because it's the black ball where nothing comes from but it's literally the absence the absolute absence of light kind of fascinating so everything you see is basically bouncy stuff how nice facebook posts baby boomers didn't have autism seizures allergies and other ailments when they were kids those darn millennials and zoomers with all their i think uh we also were just really terrible at diagnosing stuff back then that's probably a big part of it don't you think i mean for god's sake just a couple hundred years ago they didn't know that cancer existed it still killed people what are you talking about the dolphins were one those loathsome land dwelling monsters god told noah to leave them off the ark but then satan granted them the ability to survive in the ocean as an insult to god and now all dolphins are in debt to the devil and do his bidding and they do enjoy it look at those sinful ugly creatures where did you make this up why is this even an agenda that you feel a need to push oh yeah dolphins are evil because fins and safety this is amazing facebook never changed please this is such a good source of content fear is low frequency long slow wavelength activates a very few dna coding sites love is high frequency short fast wavelength activates many more dna coding sites you see how i know this because i know how to draw a basic sinus curve i made it a bit tighter and then i drew circles randomly that represents dna somehow and the circle touches the dna at certain points and this means that that it's uh that that activates things yes is this what all those conspiracy videos that talk about you know ooh unified vibrations and humanity and stuff are all about they just drawing circles and pretending to shake them have any of you cure diabetes my dad is done with big pharma he's using black oxygen but his levels are still high any suggestions cinnamon and walking exercise and prayers i'm cured of diabetes now x2 to really doubt let me look into my mom's holistic health stuff when i get home she has stuff on diabetes and what you can use naturally get your dad insulin oh my god this facebook group is going to get him killed oh dear god what i always find so funny about stuff like this is that if these kind of things really worked if you could literally just i don't know sniff cinnamon and your diabetes would magically go away it would be pretty obvious you know you would be able to run very simple statistical studies to just prove the effect of it and someone in the world would have probably done it by now if they haven't done it then it's proved the opposite of course it's it's like such obvious things but i think the problem is that the people who'd run these conspiracies don't actually understand the difference between significant statistics control groups and anecdotal evidence so they think that oh this random thing happened here i believe this work or some random person told me they buy it as long as it fits their already existing world view which is strange ever wonder why a rainbow is shaped like a dome of well here is your answer there's no other explanations like this whatsoever you know your perceived thing or you know that everything like that or where light hits your eyeball or no no it has to be dumb [Laughter] i mean when it comes to connecting random shapes i'm even more fascinated that they haven't like accidentally proven the earth is round or something was like the rainbow is round so the earth must be round it's like no no no no still flat but dome it's another shape alternative health cranks explaining how the remedies work vibration frequency quantum energy electromagnetic random bs go that's really how it is it's more like buzzwording that's something that always annoyed me when i worked corporate it was such often that you had presentations or meetings full of buzzwords like ai machine learning team synergy massive innovation bloody blah blah blah it's the same thing but it's even worse because it doesn't mean anything how oh how were you healed of your diabetes it was the whole some vibration crystals that that flabbergasted the toxins uh cease so let's see here jwst primary mirror okay so that looks like a obelisk from some place black and gold freemasonry colors and then there's the conspiracy symbols and that's the pyramid that's also on top of the mirror and we have c segments and it's 666 that's a devil and a humble primary mirror which looks like a pentagon look look look look let me level with you for a moment everything in life isn't some kind of fifth grade geometry puzzle if there was a conspiracy about something like this it wouldn't be like oh hey hey fellow mysterious society running the world let's be quirky let's hide the pentagrams in our satellites or whatever this is and see if the facebook moms figure it out oh that's fun right it's like in superhero movies where the super villains lair literally has a sign outside of it that says secret lair it's the same kind of logic it's so stupid i comply because i want it to end it's because you comply that it will never end look at that sheep wearing 15 masks ah disgusting if you don't comply then what like natural selection will root it out is that is that the argument here that's absolutely ridiculous we've had things happening before before vaccines were a thing and sure the disease passed eventually but also so did like a third of all the people that's the point with the vaccine you get them the immunity without having to kill a third of the population that's that's pretty nifty in my opinion papi from conception to adulthood the seed literally is the brain and spinal cord [Music] this is the horror movie stuff oh my god what is the bad swimming human skulls with a little like spine snake oh my god hashtag seek fish what are you talking about oh my god i'm crying it's probably my sperm spine trying to leak out of my eyes we're back to the basic geometry stuff we're like oh two things look vaguely similar they must be the same astroworld was a test run we now see what happens to the shot when a certain frequency is broadcast instant violent insanity you genuinely believe this this is so offensive on multiple levels like it is offensive period because you're making light of something horrible and like the pure intellectual dishonesty is is just wow it's just mind-boggling how can you believe this it's nuts here's a nice facebook group covid vaccine side effects oh gee this is gonna be this is gonna be a doozy isn't it shedding is making me sick when i'm around vaccinated people any comments about what you feel when you're around wax people a newly vexed person will likely be magnetic due to graphene in the jab it makes them give off radiation and that's what makes other people ill the radiation reduces gradually with time which is why they keep telling us we have versus earth wait so the vaccines is turning us into magnets that are radioactive because magnets are obviously and we're just walking little chernobyls that's basically what it does but it doesn't doesn't harm the people that actually got it somehow the radiation only comes out of them but not from within or what this is amazing if you believe the planet is billions of years old i can prove you wrong with just one question praying hands where were the dinosaurs in the bible age the bible did not mention it for once and the bible is dated back to the beginning of time are you all right for frick's sake where does the bible mention kangaroos i can go down my local zoo and show you a kangaroo which immediately invalidates your theory that if it wasn't mentioned in the bible it doesn't exist that's a very funny way of debunking it that's a very funny way i was going to go on a rant about like time and source material and blah blah blah but this is this is way simpler yay kangaroos where do we think lava comes from facebook light oh so there's just a little bit of conspiracy let's dig into this shall we good question i'm not exactly sure where it comes from obviously god but did you know that every pyramid on earth has to be love or running other it it is a stipulation to make them work properly which also tells us there was lava under the earth before the flood as the pyramids were made before the flood requires lava to work what do you mean by work what is it that you think pyramids are actively doing that requires like an energy source of lava this has so many layers to it and i'm genuinely intrigued about this conspiracy i want to know what kind of lava pyramid cannons you have going on there is a rock in saudi arabia called al nasla which appears to be cut in half using laser precision nobody knows for sure how it happened some say that ancient civilizations may have been more advanced than our history books tell us i i doubt they had lasers just gonna put it out there like i don't have the explanation for this either like who knows but it can be for a myriad of different reasons you could achieve this with like really nice fine tools at the time maybe it's erosion maybe it's something else assuming that it's you know lasers but none of the technology relics have survived even traces of them to this day except for like cut rocks i doubt the conclusion should be lasers uh instantly it's just kind of wild frequencies 174 hertz removes pain 285 hertz influences energy field 396 hertz liberates your fear and guilt 417 hertz facilitates change 433 miracle tone of nature what does that mean miracle tone of nature that's very non-specific 528 hertz repairs dna what do you mean repairs to in what way is the dna broken to begin with this that would be kind of serious 639 hertz heals relationships that's even more vague what do you mean 741 hertz awaken intuition 852 hertz attracts soul tribe wait what now i don't even know what you're talking about 963 hertz connect with light and spirit dna not only reacts to but can be repaired with certain frequencies this is why music is good medicine or you know it's just like a good nice vibe how about that i would love for someone to be able to try to actually prove this but i don't think they possess like the knowledge or methodology to even make a proper study would be like but i listen to this beep sound and my dna feels better fam what 4th grade science quiz dinosaurs genesis and the gospel oh my god this is not going to be amazing is it let's dig into together and suffer dinosaur true or false the earth is billions of years old false dinosaurs lived millions of years ago false on what day did god make dinosaurs sixth dinosaurs live with people true apparently that's pretty cool what did people and animals eat in the beginning plants which of the one fits the beam as described in job 40 dinosaur if an animal has sharp teeth it must mean it's a meat eater false man that just just pure knowledge this got an a-plus this got an a-plus you know maybe i'm just going to put it out there maybe we shouldn't learn about dinosaurs from a book that was written hundreds or thousands of years before the first dinosaurs fossils were really you know undug and analyzed maybe a source material that didn't know this thing existed isn't the best source material for it how about that interesting why do all our four symbols from medicine contain serpents satan is the serpent a master deceiver international symbol of pharmacy known as the ball of hygienia road of blah blah blah another symbol recognized look at that it's like an angel snake for thou sorceries were all nation deceived that's a very random quote i'm not sure what you're trying to get at the greek word for sorcery is farmachia from which we derive the word pharmacy oh my god that must mean everyone are like witchcraft isn't that what you're trying to do like don't trust doctors go home and do like witchcraft with freaking cinnamon is it isn't that the whole point in the first place i would love to see two of these conspiracy people that have like opposing opinions just go at it it's like one person is like oh no this this is satanic and the other person no it's not satanic they're just shady and it's nasa and just see them like go at it completely but oh that'd be so fun the fda just proved that the vaccine has killed five people for every one person it saves it's a disaster so so so you're meaning to tell me that what like 80 of the world population is this gone still here fam i think this didn't age very well memories stored in a brain is like ram on a computer memories are stored safely in the heart it's like the hard disk that's why doctors were puzzled at the case of no one person have a heart transplant and have memories alien to him a source trust me bro he just put in like an organ that has no memory storage basically just pumps blood and they're like ah i am remembering tanks this logic is asinine the entire healthcare industrial complex makes gobs some money from treating cancer but they don't need to cause cancer we live in an oxidizing environment bombarded by radiation the leading cause of cancer is living 200 years ago cancer didn't even exist oh oh the intelligence of the internet i applaud thee oh my god yes i just saw this well there you go look at this one world trade center in your face if you can't see it after 20 years you aren't meant to so you know the world trade center thing look at that and it kind of looks like a vaccine that me that means the whole thing that hap with about because it has a pointy thing on top and and then then then they do this and and it's the gay agenda did i do it good did did i did i understand the conspiracy what if i told you everything we were taught is a lie we are not descendants of fishes and monkeys oh i'm a fish monkey very nice money is control of our energy dinosaurs never existed our food is poisoned we are all slaves to a hidden cabal nukes are a hoax space is fake nasa means to deceive in hebrew okay history and lies agreed upon these suits and saturn all seeing eye are at the top of the pyramid uh okay so we have vaccinated tomatoes and nasa means something else in a different language and that means life is a lie cool please do not use the statue of liberty as a symbol for our freedom the truth is it is a statue of the transgender wife of ball don't believe it sorry about the youtube link honestly that sounds um that sounds way more badass i know this is meant to be like transphobic and really weird but damn that just sounds really cool femme hell yeah friends i'm desperate here i'm a newly non-vaccinator and i wanted to write about vaccination dangers for my final thesis in college however i have to use scholarly yuck journals etc as my sources when i search deep into gsu's library every article seems to be provax and nothing's supporting my argument does anyone have some scholarly docs that i can use to prove my point effectively thank you all hearts the fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint may suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint but but i i want the sources to prove me right stop this is amazing so you just recently discovered from facebook or something that you want to be anti-vaxx you can't find anything like you're literally in a college program where you have to use peer-reviewed sources you can't find a single source that you know supports what you want to write about and and you can't reach like the self-aware point where it's like oh maybe maybe my hypothesis was wrong you know like you normally should do hypotheses and then you try to see if the hypothesis is right no out the window i'm gonna try to prove my hypothesis no matter what science i still do it always love it so powerful you know that smelly stuff drinking aged urine what i got down 16 ounces of one year plus age you never did my wrinkles are most disappeared as a result then i wonder if this was happening to me on the outside imagine what's happening to my organs on the inside what duff is it an open air close containers for the air both ways perhaps taste odor discernibly different or not i'm interested too close container odor i'm used to it extremely powerful at first it would tear the upper layer of the skin inside my mouth after drinking it but after a couple of days my cells toughened up and now i gump it down like it's nothing try to imagine the strongest vodka 200 proof and that's like drinking water compared to one year urine i love the healing benefits though you know apart from the fact that it burns your mouth up and you have to replace skin i am looking forward to aging it's several more years to see how much greater the healing benefits will be on my body peace i am the same species as these people what the [ __ ] pepsi company garrett quagley was ahead of the curve when he decided to make zero sugar pepsi max the centerpiece of pepsico's beverage portfolio in western europe does every one of your products have aborted fetal cells in them or is it just mountain dew oh yes indeed maximum sweetness zero sugar maximum fetus pepsi putting a fetus inside of you orally what physics quantum mechanics quantum biology in the quantum realm the sun is like a burning fire where does it get its oxygen from to enhance the fire how about that i have seen that that a candle doesn't burn without without air so the the sun which is also yellowish is a candle but how does it work ah it's not a fire if you can pretend that a boy is a girl or a girl is a boy then you can pretend i got the shot yeah that's no that's not how any of this works one of them is about self-identity which can just you know be chalked down to personality or what you want to do with your life or whatever it doesn't harm anyone let people be happy it's very simple the other one is something that actually affects society as a whole because herd immunity is a very big key to reducing pandemics and reducing mortality rates so you know being transgender if that's what the argument trying to make here doesn't magically spread viruses that kill people but being anti-vaxxed does so you know there is a severe difference between just oh this is how i want to live my life versus oh let me be an inconsiderate douche that put other people at risk that's very different shocking it's probably not shocking and just a lie but let's find out together scientists find three-legged aluminum-based alien life form and fight sir kovitvax that is one of the most wild time builds i've ever seen we are truly living in a sci-fi world as all life on earth are carbon based while the critter that was discovered in the fights her jab is aluminum and carbon apparently this creature eats graphene oxide move is reproduced in lays eggs it's been measured at 2.3 millimeters in length how on earth would that fit inside a needle that that's pretty big compared to like you know a vaccine needle if i'm not mistaken although it is unknown just how big this creature will grow inside the human body nor is it known what effect this alien life form will have upon its host that would be pretty cool though you know first alien lifeform is literally discovered in in a vaccine but also no the poisons are radiating via computer screen horrible at times i get passively dabbed by interacting online with jabbed passively jab persons and then i have to quickly detox what do you mean by a detox you you rub like cinnamon on your eyelids even the designers of the killjab don't know about jab poison vibes radiant via computer screens do you hear that if you have ever played a video game with anyone who has the vaccine you are now also vaccinated then you need to detox by squirting lemons in your eyeballs and snorting cinnamon disclaimer this is a joke don't strike me for medical misinformation this is that's a joke if you are a follower of nasa you belong to a satanic cult apollo equals appalling the destroyer revelation 9 11. look 666 boy nasa look at this it's all sixes oh my freaking god she is doing a satanic symbol and nasa these little red things it's actually a big space snake that's probably satan space satan sounds pretty cool though i'm just gonna roll with it coronavirus is mutating so here you have it oh my communism don't be a pee-pee in the rainbow this will end when enough people call bs what on earth are you on about look at this virus looking like communism the injection contains dead person's dna which person what if your dna changes to that person's where does that leave your soul the questions no everybody no nobody's asking but i am asking because that person's in the vaccines and that's gonna change your dna so your soul goes do they even know what dna is like or are they just buzzwording all of this i can't tell for sure it's just so wild if you are administrated a vaccine and you aren't 100 guaranteed to not get the disease you are zero percent vaccinated oh yes listen to the statistical mastermind the only numbers that exist are hundred and zero it's not like you know almost nothing in reality is a hundred percent of zero percent who would have thunk it but if it isn't 100 99.9999 is zero percent heck yeah well it's obviously not 99.999 but you get the gist it's uh very few things in life are guarantees of zeros and hundreds it just doesn't really happen that often chronic horniness is a symptom of constipation the desire to ejaculate without procreating is a disease your colon is swollen sparkles but but what if what hear me out femme what if you have gone to the bathroom today and then you're still in the mood for naughties is it still due to the constipation or is this just satan's fingers tingling your butt or whatever whatever it might be anyone know how i can get nanotechnologies outside of my notes i couldn't help but i was forced to do a nasal swab test for work and now i feel parts of my dna actually changing can someone please please help me because the doctors actually think i'm joking police can anyone help me yeah i can help you um your dna doesn't change from a nasal swab um good luck native americans aren't indigenous people even if they tell you that how can someone from indigenous have traces of siberian or european blood you've never seen the movie mulan black people are real indigenous everyone else is fake most of y'all aren't human uh the two eras of the american n-word uh when american n-words knew they were indian descendant versus when american edwards got lost in the sauce of foreign doctrines what on earth are you smoking my god probably facebook if you print the facebook page and you know smoke the paper is this what happens i think so as summer approaches let normalize not wearing sunglasses and slathering our skin and sunscreen that is the way to avoid skin cancer curious mind here why not sunglasses i know the sunscreen but you mean you know the sunscreen oh my god all these people are so far down these rabbit holes is amazing but i've never heard of sunglasses educate me please oh facebook my greatest educational source yes of course so sunglasses and trick your brain into thinking it's dark so it doesn't send out the signals to your body for it to begin the tanning process which is the body's natural defense to protecting our skin you hear that if you just close your eyes while walking outside or you know if you're blind you literally can't tan you hear that's amazing wow i i have never heard of that before oh my god i wonder why if you have question if even shoes are a conspiracy to keep the masses from being properly grounded you are way the frick down the rabbit hole you are a battery okay that i don't think that was going to go that direction you are a battery composed of electrons just as a battery needs to be recharged so do you hence the lack of connection with mother earth has in reality decreased you have electrons this is not fake science but real science i mean everything has electrons in it that's literally how atoms work it's such a weird buzzwordy thing to say also what makes a battery a battery is when you can actually have electrons an overcharge on one side and and fewer electrons on the other side so essentially use the current in between the side when nature evens out the thing with electrons and and you harness the energy from that right think of it as a water dam of electrons essentially if you will that's basically how a battery works where is that in your body like it's not like half your body it's like oh here are more electrons here less so zap that's that that's not how it works what do you mean battery but i guess if you just scroll or stroll around in grass you'll be electrocuted in a good way yeah ah deep pictures a child can be born older than both parents not in age but in frequency and vibration so you're older which is specifically an age thing but you're older in another way that isn't age but shakiness i'm trying to grasp what it is they mean but i'm not even sure they know to be honest if you believe the moon controls the tides of the freaking ocean what makes you think planetary alignments can't control human behavior because the moon has a direct and significant gravitational effect on the planet which can be measured and predicted whereas the stars hundreds of light years away just don't have that sort of effect but if gravity is real how can how come my my brain can't be sniped by jupiter sacred african ritual rebuild your gums and teeth overnight um probably not sell your blood plasma i don't trust that blood plasma shite plasma is in the sun not blood it's okay pretty obvious that they are just collecting to get more genetic information about individuals so they can make clones of the common man if necessary that's where this went but that's not what the west gets for following a forced prophet oh that was like from zero to 100 so fast like no no two things have the same name for them so they must be the same thing are you telling me i have sun in my veins it's obviously for cloning what on earth heal yourself make your own hcq hydroclocksync nor all the all you need to make your own very non-cuny is to take the rind of two to four lemons and grapefruits and then you take the hits and water and centimeters over the peel glass lid pot simmer for two hours not take the lid off add honey if needed one tablespoon every two hours to bring up the phlegm from your lungs discontinue as soon as you feel better you know the worst thing about all this kind of home remedy stuff is that they will always claim that oh i felt better i had a cold and i took this garbage and i felt better in three days you feel better in three days for most cults to to determine if any kind of remedy works you need a control group because the human body has a tendency to heal itself from a lot of things right so if you want to make sure it's like actually the medicine and just you're not getting better by by yourself you need a control group like guys oh i shook some freaking honey water and wow adult naughtiest youth and masturbation are known to make people become transgender due to how they mess with the brain's chemistry this is so stupid my god my eyes are sweating giants from the days of noah petrified yes these are the jj's from the petrified giants book of enoch and mussy full university are great sources of truth my boy bonk those are mountains i know you're seeing things that you really want to be true but this this is really hecking weird the most advanced machine on earth and they will tell you it had no designer well evolution is very fascinating in that way that if you take billions and billions of years which is really hard to comprehend how long that actually is and then you consider the simple fact that for example your child probably looks a little bit like you you know maybe it has your eyes or has your hair or is about the same height as you or whatever it might be take that small iteration of like just basic looks or whatever and you iterate that over billions and billions of years and you're probably gonna look uh quite different at the end of that timeline if you want to make a rough comparison we actually do sort of evolution in for example when we do neural networks for ai development and that kind of stuff then for example you take a captcha or something like that and the neural network that is the best is reiterated on and proceeded the other ones that don't do well are scrapped just to do this millions and millions and times over and essentially you will have a neural network that gets complex to the extent that no one really understands it there's no one you know directly programming this just in the same way no one directly programmed our brain but it kind of programs itself through a selection process in our case it's just an artificial selection process while in nature it's just been iterating over billions and billions of years you can even see simpler signs of evolution just in the modern age for example like galapagos birds for example is a prime example how they were from a common ancestor but because of the living conditions of the individual islands they developed very very different characteristics based on the available food and so on so forth so suppose the baseline is just like don't underestimate what a few billion years of iteration can actually do it gets pretty pretty complex and crazy exactly hidden plain sight third ear pioneer pie on air pioneer seed corn company ears of corn mayan sprays corn call it mace ears pick up frequency ringing of ears children of the corn corn pineapple pine cone pine corn nebraska corn huskers morgander needed what yeah hidden in plain sight just gotta do some little tricks and yahoo age homosexual disease threaten american families why are you wearing face masks for this this is so weird like it's not transmitted like like that and also i'm disappointed in in many ways someone who has a lot of naughty energy can also have a very healing energy because healing energy is healing energy at a spiritual level the best healers have a lot of naughty energy wait this completely contradicts that last post that said what was it if if you do the self naughties and have a lot of drive you're just constipated and corrupt by satan or something can these two people just argue with each other that would be hilarious i would love to see that they know you're stupid all nasa is hoax astronauts space is fake 200 proves earth is not a spinning ball nice random naughties when you have naughties with another person you exchange energies if that person is carrying around guilt shame or trauma you can energetically absorb that it's like going around and plugging your phone into random people's computers and downloading their files if there are corrupt files in their system you download them all nod is a sacred act and should be treated as such i mean stay safe if it is with strangers use protection etc etc good stuff i mean the message to be careful when you're when you're messing around with strangers sure makes perfect sense but maybe not for this reason fam maybe this is a little bit out there evolution is a fairy tale to explain how gullible people have the world got here isn't that just the exact op it used to be you know women were attracted to your strength because you could defend them from dinosaurs oh are we still on this i wouldn't mind living in the same age as maybe certain dinosaurs it would be kind of nasty to fend off like raptors on your way to the office but you know dinosaurs in general cool have you ever wanted to practice medicine without all the hassle of being responsible for people dying well here at the university of facebook school of medicine or modulus anyone can be a doctor our most popular courses include why face masks don't work followed by my personal favorite masks are unhealthy and cosy to get sick don't let your lack of medical training or experience stop you from posting bad medical advice our online courses are not limited by classroom size and best of all no enrollment fees or intelligence is required so enroll now and start your career as the unqualified facebook doctor today university of facebook school of medicine the school of medicine this is amazing oh my god i need to use this template as like a standard reply whenever i see this stuff online it's so good physics quantum mechanics quantum biology quantum realm this group again alright let's see here's a cool picture science never solves a problem without creating 10 more based on okay okay so we can pick up radio frequencies from 1 500 light years away but you think they can read the frequency inside your head yeah yeah it's almost like they're different things you know one is radio waves the other one is i i don't know what you're trying to prove age urine ear drops heal the kidneys age urine eye drops heal the liver yay i plus liver ears kidneys nose lungs why is there so much urine stuff this is kind of scary oxygen is the purest element of god okay the unspoken truth is that we in the anti-masking community believe that oxygen is the purest element of god ox is a symbol of redemption why as in the y chromosome god the father jen as in genesis or origin slash beginning wearing a face mask serves as a divide between god and father man thus we end up breathing in increased co2 carbon being the mark of the beast six protons six neutrons six electrons to mark the b666 because of this decrease in o2 an increase in co2 will cause humans to behave more diabolical increased fornication with sodomy and masturbation studies have proven that wearing masks leads to increased homosexual behavior we believe that is directly due to the lack of oxygen or the pineal gland anti-breathers of the antichrist in conclusion we as children of god cannot be associated with star deviance oh my god breathing makes you gay this is so much stuff baked into this it's like hardcore pseudoscience it's anti-vaxxing it's homophobia and and it's just this weird letter combination a little numbers game again oh 666 numbers am i right yeah that that proves this you can't rebrand fallen angels extraterrestrials without the globe model what on earth are you talking of is is this anti-vaxxers and flat earthers versus like ufo conspiracists that would also be a really funny debate to watch not gonna lie you can't prove that the vaccine lessens your symptoms because you don't know what symptoms you would have been like if you hadn't been vaccinated and you never will but this is literally what control groups in statistics are for like there is literally a concept that deals with this exact problem when you investigate these kind of things this isn't the gotcha moment you just don't know how the process works the atheist test behold the evolution of the coca-cola can i'm sorry what billions of years ago big bang produced a large rock as the rock cooled sweet brown liquid appeared as time passed aluminum formed into a can lid and tab millions of years later paint fell from the sky and formed a label and barcode this theory insults your intelligence you know that if coca-cola can is made therefore it must be a maker test one a person who thinks that coca-cola can't can have no designer a is intelligent b is a fool c has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious this is so far out there and i think what the weirdest part is is that they think it's such a big gotcha moment it's like we made this really weird analogy that doesn't make sense in the least and it's like oh if you believe a coca-cola can't get an appearance out of nowhere you're silly but we nobody nobody does though birds charge on power lines that's an interesting conspiracy every bird is a government surveillance drone this is a funny conspiracy though oh my god i like this oh my god can make it like semi-bad movie about this i would watch that the most effective way to prevent the spread of viruses is stop developing them in labs rather to stop engineering them on computers viruses are computer-generated models wait wait are you are are you are you confusing viruses as in disease with computer viruses do you think do you think they're the same thing is that where this is going this is the same thing as the plasma dude it's like oh it has the same names it's the same thing oh no you sweet summer child well lottie's losses and lassos that's more knowledge than i think we can handle for one day so let's round it off here i do hope you have an amazing rest of your day and i will see you in the very near future take care

Channel: The Click

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Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults, r/holup, r/holdup, r/tihi, r/noahgettheboat, cursed memes, r/unexpected, r/plottwist, r/furryIRL, r/furry_irl, r/yiffinhell, reaction, wholesome, r/facebookscience, r/confiden, confidentlyincorrect, facebook, science, what, spine, sperm, human, skeleton, brain, CONSPIRACY, conspiracies, flat earth, vaccination, vax

Id: 1ZlteZ-QKDU

Length: 41min 33sec (2493 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 12 2022