r/IDoWorkHereLady - She Says I Can't PARK at WORK

Howdy Folks welcome to daily dose Serenity this is your host uh uh the Vermin wrangling Zach and today so bread is our slash I do work here lady too bad I can't read so I got to say that every time all right this story's called random angry lady who doesn't like where I parked I originally posted an I don't work your lady until I found out about this subreddit okay so needed context the store I work at has a parking lot on either side of the building front and back the back lot is where the employee parking is and where we also Park our work vans the front lot very very rarely fills up but last week there was some construction done to the building so there were work trucks filling up the front lot also the back door to our store had been replaced but the Auto close arm wasn't so you have to hold the door and shut it slowly or else it slammed shut and is super loud for the purposes of this story I am Jason the lady I had the entanglement okay good choice of word there buddy is Karen and my boss is Scott Sundays are my late start days where I come in after the store is already open to run my van route I pulled into the back lot in my POV wearing my uniform hoodie and a polo shirt both have store logo on them I also usually wear a black unmarked hat as well so I park and as I'm getting out of my car the lady in the car next to me stops pulling out of her spot and rolls down her window the following conversation ensues excuse me you can't park there uh I sure can you sure can't an employee just yelled at me for parking back here you have to go around front no it's okay I work here then why aren't you in uniform I point to my shirt logo I am in uniform where's your badge I don't have one well the other guy was swearing one my manager wears a tag that says manager because we all wear the same polo shirt how am I supposed to know that uh whatever your customer service sucks anyway when I get in there I'm telling your manager great he's the one with the manager badge at this point I had gotten my bag out of my back seat and had started walking toward the store hi butthole I'm still talking to you I'm about to turn around and say something when I guess Scott heard the commotion and decided to try and get me out of a tough spot in his own way he throws the back door open and yells Jason why the hell are you late this woman told me I can't park here he doesn't even work here ma'am I asked you to pull around front to the customer parking you can't treat your employees that way I thought you said he doesn't work here by now I've made it into the store and Scott waves me in making full eye contact with Karen he moves his hand and lets the door slam shut over top what she was yelling at him unfortunately I wasn't there long enough to see if she actually came in and tried to deal with them or not what a fool a fool she was um anyway you handled this tactfully and Scott you're an OG and this reminds me super related um I'm about to start The Last of Us Part Two again great game and if you say otherwise you suck all right this story is called however I do look here this is more of the I don't work your story with a Twist but I only just found out about this subreddit so I thought I'd post it here I work in an airport as a manager of a food concession pretty typical manager uniform of shirt and tie and because it's an airport lanyard with my ID on it I'm a smoker so my brakes I always go landslide to the smoking area since there is nowhere airside for staff to smoke I heard that's because like they don't want to accidentally like spark any fumes that might be in the area in the air yeah um and cause like a you know a super massive explosion that probably would kill a lot of people ah but that's just a theory because of how I dress and my lanyard and pass it's a common occurrence for passengers to approach or wanting help or directions Etc and that's not an issue if I can help I will I was having a smoke when a Karen stomped up to me obviously something had set off her entitled bimbo mode the first words out of her mouth were what the hell are you doing standing there smoking for you you should be helping your customers ah the joy of an Irate Karen such a commanding presence such Poise and Grace doesn't it just make you wanna Bow Down and Worship them the only War shipping I'm gonna do is with my eventual Navy and I'm gonna bombard her freaking what she imagines is probably a castle but it's actually just like a a butthole she's a piece of poo poo I have to deal with them politely when I'm working so when I don't I always treat them with the contempt they deserve so I just took my pass off look her in the eye and said I'm on a break and turned my back to her for some strange reason this didn't seem to pacify her and she stepped around to face me again and started ranting I'll give her credits she was rather inventive in her insults although the ones about my perceived sexuality were rather generic and weak my break was ending so I let her rage for a few moments until she paused expecting some sort of answer and use those lovely words I don't work here lady turned around and walked through a staff security pass activated door where she couldn't follow leaving her sorry ass for some other poor schmuck to deal with so are pretty standard I don't work your story eh well about an hour later I'm in the store and see the same wild Karen walking in you can all see where this is going can't you it felt rather good to walk up to her and say however I do work here and there is no way I'm letting you in after your homophobic Slayers earlier I was a bit disappointed she didn't rage again and simply told me to step off before walking away that could have been fun hey man you know what you put yourself out there and I'm proud of you all right this story is called racist against the owner first post and on my phone so sorry for formatting here's the Cash There's me entitled jerk and imported son I work at a popular high-priced restaurant Chick-fil-A and we get new employees often but the owner who is also the general manager it's either Chick-fil-A or French Laundry that's those are my guesses uh who is also the general manager hired some new faces and he put me in charge of them I'm not a manager and the actual managers that were working with me made it clear that they were putting their responsibility of entitled jerk onto me immediately I did not like this entitled jerk he was unprofessional and rude but when he found out he was older than me all respect went out the window I am a rather short chunky girl and he belittled me on my weight as well as my age entitled jerk was also racist and homophobic to me as well and let other staff and guests know his opinions very aggressively on to why he was fired the owner of the restaurant next door is friends with the owner of the restaurants I work at they are business partners and have corporate ties to each other this is where important Sun comes in important sun is the son of the owner next door important son his father and my general manager are on a poster in the back room the family has owned restaurants for years I don't know their race but I know they are from overseas I don't know where exactly but I'm assuming Israel anyway they have a thick accent and sometimes it's hard to understand them the first try okay time to do and arabish accent for important Sun ah I'll figure it out important son walked in and I had a difficult time understanding his accent and after a few minutes of trying to understand each other we got his order in entitled jerk got annoyed listening to my conversation and started making comments like learn English and mumbling while making uh sounds important son heard this and layered on his accent making it even harder and playing it up while asking entitled jerk questions about our food and title jerk was noticeably pissed off and started yelling racist and anti-immigrant things at important sun he ended his rant with if I was the owner I'd been all toe heads like you important son perked up and in almost perfect English with little detectable accent said I am the owner okay thank God I don't have to do an accent and title check went off again claiming how he was lying until he realized important sun was one of the co-owners you would expect an apology right one last-ditch effort to save your job not from entitled jerk he then claimed that it wasn't fair for an important son to be a co-owner because it was taking away a job from Americans oh God important son smiled very big and asked me to write a witness report while he called my general manager and his dad the next day entitled jerk was gone and I hopefully never have to deal with him again alright this story is called Fine August first I'm posting here hopefully this is the correct subreddit to start out I do not work nor have I ever worked retail and I have never worked any place where I was required to conduct any customer service so this story is a little different background I grew up in the west running around the Rocky Mountains ever since I came remember man I miss the Rockies love the outdoors and Nature's diversity as a result I know a lot about the animals and their behaviors I also paid attention to my biology classes in school when I was a youth 6 to 16 years old about 50 years ago the world was a different place back then you sound like something one of those people who try to justify being racist it's like oh yeah I say the N word it was just different back then I'm not saying you're that I'm just saying that's like the exact same thing they say and it's funny um my mom would tell us to go outside and play I would run into the mountains and be gone all day they were literally our backyard no I am not a hillbilly and I have never met nor do I know the clampettes wrong mountains anyway those are just Hills coming home when the sun would start to set for dinner so needless to say I know a lot about the outdoors later in life I chose a career that kept me outside I love that this incident was back in the mid 90s but I still remember it like it was yesterday the dumb still rings in my ears like tinnitus I was working for a certain Land Agency all references to place and items are obscured to protect the innocent and got a call that something needed to be looked at immediately I jumped in my truck and headed out as I'm getting ready to turn off the service road and onto the main Highway a Suburban veered onto the service road nearly hitting me their truck pretty much Cuts me off from entering the main road and they almost caused an accident with another vehicle as they performed their Dukes of Hazard stunt as soon as their vehicle came to a sliding stop the driver's window unrolled now Karen wasn't a thing back then and I'm not sure if the first Karen had been cited yet but here she was caged in a vehicle already seething I could tell this was going to be an experience I would never forget I thought I saw an anthropologist lurking in the woods I should state that it is extremely obvious that I did work there my truck was plastered with a huge logo on the side not to mention the license plate so I unrolled my window and this is how the conversation went I will be me for obvious reasons Karen will be Karen dumb husband will be dumb husband can I help you thinking fracking idiot can't drive leaning from the passenger seat to the driver's side making her husband part of his seat can you help us with the question now I kid you not she yelled this at me no hello no please nothing this lady was blonde early 30s bob haircut large sunglasses nearly covering her cheeks the works and a growl on her face that would scare a bear maybe it was listening to her kids scream in the back seat don't know yeah we need help he was squished up in his seat trying to be heard over the kids and he was smuffled talking through his wife's sweaty armpit sounds delicious yeah more than you could afford sure what is your question when do deer become elk thinking how dumb can you be did you climb the idiot tree and hit every Branch as you fell down did your brains not follow you out of the birth canal were they thrown away mistaken for the placenta are you smart enough to drive obviously not in a matter of fact tone I replied they don't I was proud of myself for not laughing and actually keeping a straight face yes they do I know it I couldn't believe the question it is causing me to wonder about my whole existence my upbringing I can assure you they don't they are two different species they don't even crossbreed unlike you and your armpit sniffing husband poor guy I thought the kids were still screaming in the back seat now every channel now tell me win she said with a smug look of omniscience omniscience okay I know it's conscience but Omni so omniscience yeah whatever omniscience rights ah to this day I cannot listen to that song you know the one let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel they ruined it and the song wasn't even written yet dumb husband in a tone that I can only imagine coming from a troglodyte yeah we watch the Discovery Channel me thinking man are you whipped and stupid to boot maybe it was the odorific smell permeating his nostrils and shrinking the few brain cells left in his skull I can assure you that they do not you have misunderstood the show I was surprising myself that I wasn't speaking my thoughts this is a rarity for me but I was genuinely trying to be helpful for once are you you can't mice stupid the shriek is still hovering in the mountains too this very day and can be heard as an echo between the Canyons if you really listen the husband sits there with a Blank Stare of she's always right look as she moved backwards to force her words out at a faster Pace trying to make them break the sound barrier or something yes yes ma'am I am but instead I replied nope if I thought she was loud before she is now a screaming at me what is so hard about this just effing tell me when the deer turn into elk the kids in the back seat finally shut up now I have been paying attention to the traffic and noticed that there was a clear spot coming up and that I could just squeeze between their car and the stop sign so I put the truck in the first gear looked at her shook my head any patience I had was now and yelled fine August and drove off I knew that they would have to drive a bit to get turned around and then wait for traffic I did keep an eye on the road behind me for the mile I needed to go before turning into a place that I could lose them never saw them again but I can imagine her telling all her friends that in August all the deer turn into elk ah education by television at its best stupid people yeah that's why I uh strongly vouch for Education by YouTube videos like this because believe it or not I am teaching you a great many things not even just in the stories but in my commentaries between the stories you are learning an incredible amount and I'm pretty sure if my calculations are correct and they almost always are except for that one time where um I misjudged how much cocoa powder to put into brownies but in my defense I just switched the measurements and so I put two cups of cocoa powder instead of I'm not even gonna go into this anyway um you guys should all be super Geniuses by the year uh a 20 a 24. in which case everyone will vote for um me because I am so smart I will have invented uh an aging device that will allow me to become old enough to run for president and then since y'all are educated and I'm of age you guys can vote me into office and I will basically create the Golden Age of the United States where literally everyone's rich and happy but there's no inflation so basically I just solve every problem ever don't ask me how okay you just gotta trust the process besides why would I why would I give away my secrets before I get the job I'll just like give one I'll give like one step out of four thousand just so you know I have something you know and I'll tell it right now step 44 consolidate the data genius right all right this story is called just a short funny story I work at a grocery store one evening recently I was stocking some salads on the bottom shelf of the cooler so I was on my knees arms reached all the way to the back of the cooler we also were all wearing matching black sweaters or fleece jackets with the company logo so customers can easily identify employees so I'm shoulder deep in salad and I here in excuse me so I turn around to see how I can help and a young gentleman looks quite confused bordering on slight Panic do you work here he asks I look up at him from the floor pull my arms out of the cooler and turn to him and say it'd be a pretty weird hobby if I didn't eh he was caught off guard for a second then laughed and asked where breadcrumbs were and after a discussion about which kind we found him some panko the best kind of breadcrumbs alright I know I know my Italian style fans might be a little offended at that statement but I'm sorry it's just the truth the texture is just you can't even come close with anything else really I mean maybe if you do that thing where you like crush up corn flakes my um ex's mom did that when she made chicken oh it was really good but panko is where it's at you just you can't beat it also I'm a big fan of that response all right I'm a huge fan of sarcasm um I implement it as often as I can because while it may not be the most convenient thing for other people I find it to be funny don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 20min 49sec (1249 seconds)

Published: Fri May 19 2023