r/IDontWorkHereLady - She was SECRETLY Stealing

what's up guys this is your ho oh shoot I forgot that what's the channel daily dose of Reddit this is your host that is really enjoying the crap out of uh Whatchamacallit uh Black Ops Cold War Zombies outbreak that stuff's fun and guys little Pro tip okay you know a little armor upgrade station or whatever um if You tab over you can upgrade to your freaking uh weapon ammo damage too all right cause like we got to round freaking five and like we were like usually we had the freaking hour shotgun Pack-A-Punched twice and it was still not doing any damage but my boy Dak he got smart and he upgraded the ammo and we were like mowing down zombies left and right until we but anyway uh Zach in today's subreddit is our slash I don't work your lady no yeah it is okay so this first story is really long um anyway it's called hi from Texas Private businesses can still enforce Mass policies even without a state mandate oh God here's how that's going head posted in another sub But realize it's actually a much better fit for here I'm a waitress our restaurant strictly requires masks while indoors if your meal or beverage hasn't been served and after it's been Bust The Mask mandate honestly wasn't that helpful in corralling unruly customers because they'd either argue that the Mandate was not a law so they wouldn't follow it was unconstitutional so they wouldn't follow it or was irrelevant because they'd eventually be taking their mask off when their food was served so they wouldn't follow it I love people oh my God I love how all the anti-massacres are like experts in constitutional law I I need to know their secrets but while the presence of a mandate didn't help much the lack of a mandate has made things way way worse people who previously wore a mask now don't believe it's necessary for their health or that we have a right to set mask wearing as a store policy but what they don't understand is what I'll reiterate for you now private businesses can have any dress code they want ever go to a fancy restaurant that requires suit jackets for men or grocery store that requires shoes yeah where were the Freedom Fighters then anyway regardless of your opinion on masks no need to argue it to me in the comments or as a customer because the owner makes those calls my job is to enforce his decisions whether that be all customers have to wear face masks covering their mouth and nose or if it were all customers have to wear sleeveless denim vests I'd have to enforce it if he wanted it so that's literally part of my job our in-house mask mandate at the restaurant remains firmly in place and I spent my entire shift telling people to comply or leave then telling them again then a third time then getting our larger more physically intimidating line cook to tell them by the end of the shift I was a Master at putting my hand up authoritatively and saying sir ma'am it is your choice whether or not to wear a face covering just as it is our choice to service you in this private business so comply with our dress code or exit the premises a few people called the police who are more likely acted as though they were but at no point did any real authorities bother coming after my shift ended I was absolutely exhausted and ready to forget anti-masters brovid truthers and just eat some banana oatmeal that sounds really good I hit the supermarket on the way home and the chain still requires masks as I approached the door most people were maskless but stopped short of the entrance to put masks on when seeing the sign no problem the people directly next to me though a mom with a classic care and haircut and a teenage son approximately 15 didn't mom actually did put a tattered ill-fitting surgical mask on she wasn't even wearing it correctly but still better than nothing her son though didn't break stride just kept heading into the store his mom flagged him down and said Jeremy put a mask on it's the policy kind of quietly as though she was trying not to anger him he said although he didn't have to do that bullcrap anymore I saw it in the news his mom explained that businesses could still require a mask even if the state no longer did at first I was thinking props to care him her haircut is totally misleading but her son couldn't just let it end on a nice note he whined that he didn't bring a mask and he didn't want to walk all the way back to the car to get one and there wasn't Wi-Fi in the parking lot so no way was he gonna wait for her in the car if he had a mask in the car why would he have to wait there for her mom tried to think of a rebuttal eyeing the policy no exception sign but seemed too tired to generate one so she just braced herself and they headed into the store agreeder stopped the Sun and said he needed a regulation face covering but he ignored her grunting don't have one and kept walking the greeter called after him but couldn't move from her spot by the door and eventually he was too deep into the aisles to notice I found all this offensive however I was too exhausted from dealing with guys like him professionally to take it on personally I just went about finding the right color of bananas and trying to get back to my car as quickly as I could fast forward to the deli counter I had taken a ticket and was standing in line Karen and her son were right nearby happily several people were giving Karen's son the evil eye besides me and keeping a healthy distance from him but he could not have cared less and neither could his mom she was placing a long elaborate Deli order and he was picking up lemons in a nearby display and putting them back her son was having a loud FaceTime conversation with a friend expelling his air in noisy chatter onto Shoppers in every which direction but I tried to put it out of my mind because I just did not have the bandwidth to deal with people like this one more time tonight that's when it happened he coughed maskless and directly on the lemons I was getting ready to say something but thankfully a deli worker noticed and called him out saying who's coughing looking all around and noticing the kid hey son you've gotta wear a mask to be in here Karen Jr Shrugged his shoulders but the deli guy wasn't having it pulling out the corporate policy sheet so Karen Jr looked to his mom for support she seemed genuinely embarrassed by her son but not so much so that she would hold him accountable for his dangerous choices she hardly explained oh now he has a mask but he left it in the car and we parked in the far lot the deli counter guy was persistent though saying I don't care where he left it it's the policy mask up I head out he took a few assertive steps in the kids Direction which I guess was too much for Karen to handle because she threw herself in between her son and the worker there was still easily 10 less feet of space between them he was hardly chesting up to the kid as care and triumphantly declared the star isn't allowed to have that policy anymore didn't you see Governor Abbott's announcement it was never even a law anyways that stimied the deli guy my guess is because he had seen the announcement and he wasn't sure what to make of it didn't want to risk his job if he couldn't really enforce a mask policy anymore and had a line piling up at a station so couldn't argue with her all day so he stepped back but not before saying well either way you shouldn't need a law it's a paragon of selfishness what you're doing son my mother is dead of this disease dead in the ground never got to meet a granddaughter she wasn't too much older than your mother you should think about that the kid unblinking laughed at the guy not chuckled full-blown Belly Laugh cackling his mother pulled him away saying he was being rude but didn't make him apologize let alone apologize So I placed my order told the guy how Despicable that exchange was and apologized for his loss and that was that or so I'd hoped I prayed I'd be able to avoid them for the rest of my trip but lo and behold just as I was about to check out I realized I was out of plastic wrap I always have leftovers so I needed to go for the wrap didn't matter how close the checkout I was I doubled back holding my breath no pun intended and sure enough the mother-son super spreaders were stationed at the end cap having an argument with a clerk as best I could figure it from the bits and pieces I picked up customers were complaining about his coughing enough to motivate a manager to confront the family the manager was physically intimidating so I guessed he was the staff's go-to guy for confrontations but it became immediately apparent he did not have a personality for conflict his name was Chet nametag and he was a human teddy bear like six foot five three hundred pounds he add to his credit managed to get Karen's card away from her holding it to the side so they could not continue shopping until her son put his mask on but now Chet was pleading with Karen please don't yell at me I can't understand you when you're yelling Karen was going off on chat about the laws he'd broken the Discrimination he was enacting against her poor son how the entire store had been harassing a miner since they entered and how the news in corporate office would hear about this and he'd be out of a job and no one is hiring right now so he better be careful Shad seemed genuinely surprised as he tried and failed to communicate to Karen gentle reassurance of ah I'm trying to help you actually ma'am I don't want to harass anyone I want to work this out the situation at hand though is that you cannot continue to shop until your son conforms to our corporate mask and policy for the well-being of the communities we serve alright help me help you meanwhile as Karen was preaching while screeching the innocence of Karen Jr her son was actively berating her telling her she was embarrassing and ineffective and she was so stupid for wasting time arguing with these people and he wanted to just ignore them and keep shopping he was a toothpick and shet was a redwood so I don't know in what Universe he thought he'd ignore the situation and continue about his business but oh well anyway at this stage I realized it was disrespectful to just be a voyeur to the spectacle I would either have to speak up or move on with my shopping maybe this was the straw that broke my back after the day I'd had at work maybe I was just on autopilot or maybe I felt sympathy for Chet probably a mix of all three but my mask enforcing Persona roared to light luckily I was also still wearing my work clothes including name tag or this might not have worked I stormed over with my most authoritative manager of the manager Swagger and said excuse me excuse me you're creating a disturbance do we have a problem here poor Chet started trying to explain and remove me from the situation thinking I was a concerned customer who is upset by the disruption of their altercation or worse a third member of the Karen party but I just fell into my script which I had down cold at this point reciting sir ma'am you have a choice as to whether or not you'd like to wear a mask and as a private business we have a choice to the dress code we'd like to set for our customers you have two options as to how we can proceed from here Karen just kept talking over me while her son complained at her to stop engaging with us and keep shopping including this Gem of a line they're literally lower than rental cops they are the can stacking people just ignore them so I went into phase 2 script alright you have made the choice not to partake in our services and we have in turn made the choice not to service you please leave now or you will be escorted out if you leave of your own volition you'll be welcomed back if dressed appropriately if escorted out a permanent ban will be issued please note we have a clear view of your face on our CCTV to reference as you are not currently wearing a mask that nearly made Karen Jr's head explode he started shouting obscenities at us and I just flatly said my colleague is contacting security getting edgier as he escalated because a I made the Assumption the store had security but it was Dawning on me that I had no clue whether or not they did and B Karen Jr was physically larger than me so I thought back to the stories of store workers being attacked even killed what by anti-masters for enforcing these policies for a minute I wondered if I should have kept my nose out of this business but Karen stepped up to the plate better late than never she started pulling her son toward the door insisting I cannot be banned from here this store is easily closest to the house come on come on he resisted at first even intentionally pushing over the end cap display in a rage to which Chet offered the strong words of hey now was that really necessary when he started destroying property Karen left him to face Security on his own and made a beeline for her car after about 15 seconds of kicking stuff around Karen Jr realized he was left standing on his own two feet without mommy there to Shield him from Real World consequences and absolutely broke down a wave of Terror washed over him and just as quickly as he'd flown into the initial rage he bolted for the exit Chet was so casual about all of this he turned to me and asked you don't work here do you I've never seen you before and I explained what I'd been dealing with at work and how I felt obligated to step in as a result and he sincerely thanked me he even offered me coupons but chillingly said that while he appreciated the thought behind it next time I should not get involved he warned that some of the anti-massacres had been wholly unstable hitting or spitting at employees and they did have a usual security guard but he was out that day because of an injury and anti-massacre inflicted on him at another job site it's only because he was out that they sent any regular store workers to confront the kid at all he sighed and said this is mostly what I've been doing today I don't know if it's because I've got a calm demeanor or because I look like I don't have a calm demeanor but either way I'm always the one they send to deal with the crazies I was so distracted by all this I didn't even end up remembering to get my plastic wrap I just checked out and headed home as quickly as I could so stay safe out there everyone wear your masks keep your distance get the vaccine watch out for one another we'll be through to the other side of this soon not as soon as we could be thanks to people like Karen and Son but soon ah man that last little paragraph got me a little teary-eyed anyway op you are a saint okay I'm not even gonna cap you're a badass way more badass than like 35 of the people I know I'm just kidding you're like more badass than most people I know but I did not realize how crazy these people are like if you don't want to wear a mask that's fine just like stay away from people and just not just like don't go on a private property and not follow their rules okay um but if you choose to not wear a mask and you start attacking people trying to make you wear one when you're on their property like you're a [ __ ] poopy person there's no way around it in fact I invite you to come fight me all right I got my master sword here and I will slice you up actually no don't stay away you goddamn play Gratz alright this story is called I mean technically I work here but how can you tell a few years ago I was working looking at a very popular rodent Steam Park rodent's theme park what is it it's not Chuck E cheese that's not a theme park I worked security at one of the locations and the uniform was a light blue shirt in blue slacks with a bus driver type hat even so each line of business has a different uniform but all with the same kind of name tag I had finished my shift and changed into a breathable orange shirt like for hiking and whatnot and shorts there was no uniform that looked like this I was awaiting my wife and a friend while inside the park no employees were nearby though I was near a restaurant a shop and a ride just leaning on some fake rocks some lady asks me if I work there and if I know where something is I can't recall what it's been a couple years normally I try to help people at security I knew where everything was but I don't know how often someone mistakes me for an employee and wasn't feeling it I just blurted out no she just said oh sorry and walked away I expect affected something like I continually see on here with the customer refusing to believe I was just like her but luckily that was the end of it but how could she tell I worked there I don't know man maybe when you're in the area at which you work you kind of just have a look about you that other people kind of subconsciously pick up as some sort of authority figure um and maybe it's just a compliment maybe you just have that look in general like someone with authority and as a security guard uh I imagine that might be a thing given you know the the job description uh you kind of have to exude Authority which is good A lot of people want that don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 17min 47sec (1067 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 10 2023