r/IDontWorkHereLady - I'm the Owner, You're Fired

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach and today's subreddit is our slash I don't work your lady all right this story's called This is a little bit of a Twist new manager judges someone on how they look and the unexpected ending this actually happened to a friend of my stepfathers the woman in the story is a wonderful down-to-earth woman who just so happens to be extremely wealthy and owns a lot of local businesses and has a heavy involvement in them however doesn't dress like she has money Pam was out and about one day shopping and had been killing time before an important business meeting and decided to head inside early Pam had walked in to speak to old manager about the yearly takings and new hires new manager Incorporated I don't know she was dressed down as usual however her hair occasional makeup were always impeccable plus the huge diamond stud in her her ears should have been a huge giveaway new manager was a new hire and had any interviews and seemed on paper a perfect fit apart from thinking a little too highly of herself and slightly snooty attitude however this was common for this area and the younger generation so old's manager decided to give her a go and hired her so Pam walks in early for the meeting and begins browsing like she always does taking in the Aesthetics of the shop the atmosphere Etc just waiting for old manager new manager sees this and gives Pam a dirty side eye glance Pam is checking prices moving items back to where they should be Etc and obviously new manager finds this strange new manager runs over looking annoyed shouting at Pam to stop touching the products that they are obviously well out of her price range and they do not allow people in to just browse she rips the product out of Pam's hands insisting that she should not not be in the store she is definitely not the type of client they cater for and she must leave you're putting off real customers she said Pam just stares at new manager wide-eyed in open-mouthed while the new manager is attempting to hustle Pam towards the outside door Pam without saying a word shoves off new manager and storms past her through the back and into the back office new manager runs after her screaming that she definitely can't be back there and that if she doesn't leave she will call the police and she Pam will be arrested at this point other staff members some who know Pam have tried explaining to do manager but can't over her screaming and customers are standing just watching all this unfold when new manager makes it into the office and she finds Pam on the office phone in just starting a conversation new manager screams again that she Pam cannot be back there all the while grabbing for the office phone a few moments later old manager rushes into the back office Mobile phone in hand and a shocked expression on her face new manager doesn't see this and again screams at Pam that she can't be back here and that she new manager was going to call the police and have her Pam arrested Pam has had enough and shouts what you'll have me arrested from a store of that I own Pam attempts to shout over a new manager screaming she had noticed old manager run in went as follows old manager can you please calm this girl down explain to her who I am why I am here and please tell me what in the world you were thinking when you took her on when this new manager suddenly pipes down and looks around she heard what Pam had said but it obviously took a few minutes to process old's manager is standing open mouth like a goldfish gasping for air while Pam as cool as a cucumber turns to make herself a coffee old manager suddenly remembers how to breathe and speak and chokes out new manager uh this is Pam our owner and landlord this whole row of shops belongs to her and she has come in today to go over the yearly takings and to help review the new Ires we've taken on Pam has a very active role in her business although she is not always seen by all her staff she is heavily involved in everything that is done and every decision made this makes her a great owner and businesswoman as she knows everything that goes on with her companies and she is always Fair now it was new manager's turn to be wide-eyed and open-mouthed Pam sat down in the office chair coffee in hand and smiled at old manager come sit she said to the old manager and patted a chair next to her I think we'll start with new manager's review first don't you think old manager now Pam was never a lady to raise her voice to be honest she didn't need to when she spoke there was a certain air of authority about her usually twinged with kindness and smiles not today however Pam simply explained that the one thing she hated most in this world was being treated differently to her it didn't matter if you had but a penny or a million pounds she would still treat you the same that was the motto of her business and this girl had gone against everything she believed in everything her and her husband had worked so hard for all these years this was truly unacceptable and would not be tolerated who knows how many potential customers she had chased away just because of how they look so it's safe to say new manager had lost her job and after everyone in the community had heard about who she was what she had done and how how she treated Pam no one wanted to employ her as a manager or anything else yes Pam and her husband were extremely wealthy but it was all hard work and effort that got them there and they would never have done it without the people who had been there for them when they started out with nothing they never forget who they were or where they came from and always treated everyone they met with kindness and compassion damn that's like that one movie a pretty woman but like on steroids badass this story's called just because I'm putting something on a shelf does not mean I work here I was just doing some shopping after I dropped my boyfriend off at work and to pick up the usual groceries and such nothing big I decided to look at some cups and plates since my boyfriend and I just moved into a new apartment probably about a month ago and we don't have a tons of kitchen stuff I put in my cart some plates cups bowls that were all gray because I didn't like the other colors but then I noticed that after I had walked a little bit down the aisle there were kitchen things that were in the color I liked more in a muted blue color so I decided to go back take the stuff I had put in my cart and put it back where I got it so I could go and grab the other things that I saw that I liked better while I was putting this stuff back on the Shelf someone stands uncomfortably close to me so I try to hurry up thinking that they want to look at something I'm blocking and I don't really like being rude to people because I know I hate when people do that to me I hurry and put the stuff on the Shelf I go to walk away to the other stuff that I was going to get in place of what I had just put back on the put pudding but I had just put back on the shelf and then I hear the woman start walking towards me I don't really think much of it because maybe she decided not to get the thing that she was looking at where I had been over there and maybe she saw something else and was going toward that she kept walking uncomfortably close to me then eventually loudly said mind you she pulled her mask down to talk to me and in my area we are supposed to wear masks literally everywhere so you're just gonna walk away I was waiting to talk to you I just kind of stopped and glanced at her huh she made sure to pull her mask all the way down to her chin do they pay you to be this stupid do they pay you in a stand there and look like an idiot maybe that's why the store is so horrible maybe that's why it's so dirty maybe that's why nothing is ever right about the store because they hire slack jaw idiots like you that just Mumble noises at their customers instead of actually helping them what the actual flippity dude are you on about lady I just started walking away I don't know what her problem is maybe she's having a bad day maybe she has a mental illness either I don't know but it's not my problem I hear her take a few loud quick steps toward me like she's gonna grab me or something I'm over here thinking this woman just either had some drugs hit her real hard or she is bipolar or something mind you there have been people that have overdosed in the bathrooms at the store before so her hurting on drugs would not be unreasonable I move out of the way not really caring about the cups I wanted anymore and I go into another aisle cause like I am not having this today if this is gonna be what it takes to get those cups I don't want them like I legitimately don't unfortunately she follows me into the other aisle what do you think you're doing why aren't you helping me because I don't know how to help someone who's on whatever kind of drugs you're on lady what drugs you gotta talk to a customer like that after running off you stupid little hoe I don't care if you're a customer or the Pope's grandmother leave me the hell alone you psycho I'm about to call the cops go ahead call them and I'll tell them that you're not helping me whatever leave me alone I start walking away again cause yeah I'm not dealing with whatever her problem is because it's not my problem screw you how I'm going to get a manager you do that I yell as I'm walking away I decided to leave the area and go pick up some other stuff that I wanted and that I was just going to come back to those cups later because I really wanted them but I figured after a good little he'd be gone so here I am putting the cups in the bowls and stuff into my cart this lady walks over with a manager there she is there's a stupid little hoe that wouldn't help me uh she doesn't work here oh my God you you all need to stop playing you all need to stop lying she was putting stuff on the Shelf she works you're like oh my God no she doesn't she hasn't worked here in over two years I granted the manager because little did this lady know I knew this manager and this manager remembers whenever I used to work in the store like two years ago and that I hadn't worked there in two years oh my God I'mma call your corporate imma get all your fired no one can tell me where the hell this look at the readouts are I tell her the exact aisle on the opposite side of the store that the Doritos are in oh my God finally she storms off to go get her Doritos I guess you know that was the first time she actually mentioned that she wanted Doritos why am I not surprised I'm going to lunch I do not have the energy to deal with anything else right now I hope you found your Doritos crazy lady that was screaming at me and chasing me in the store she didn't even ask me where the Doritos were if she would have asked me where the Doritos were I would have legitimately told her I have no clue why she was in the house good section on the other side of the store looking for Doritos maybe she had a crush on you and didn't know how to approach you so she did it the stupid way um and if you're wondering how or why I would even think that is a possibility um not everyone is as socially awesome as some people I'm just kidding I'm pretty great in Social situation this one time I walked up to this girl I was like hey she didn't know it hit her all right this story's called the place Electronic Boutique years ago I used to work for an electronic store in a mall news for that day that an actor Robin Williams ah rest in peace was filming a movie in my hometown I went into work as normal in a dress shirt and tie that was our uniforms they made us look fancy it was a slow day it was just my assistant manager and myself I went to the back for a quick snack and as I walked back out I saw a man walking out of the store saying thanks I can't do Robin Williams voice I'm sorry guys you're disappointed I'm disappointed but even if I could I wouldn't even want to because if you want to hear his voice go watch his many many amazing movies all right sorry the voice was odd it hit a nerve as if I've heard it before I walk up to my assistant manager who just finished talking to the guy hey that was Robin Williams thinking he's playing a trick on me and replying in a sarcastic tone I'm sure it was no really it was uh-huh and what did he ask you still very skeptical if there was a video game store in the mall knowing that Robin Williams is a huge Video Game Geek this sparked my interest I highly doubted that my assistant store manager knew Robin liked video games I asked with more excitement can I go follow him knowing damn well that we haven't had a customer for an hour he said go for it I headed off to EB Games Electric Boutique at the time there standing at the PC games was a short stocky clean shaven blue blocker-wearing man I walked in no one had paid this guy any attention not even the employee that was standing at the counter this guy stood about five foot five I'm six foot I approach I feel something isn't right this man seems very clean cut if he is Robin Williams I would expect him to be Harry he was shaking not sure from what nerves maybe if this was who I thought why is he not out with an escort I look at him I'm sure he can until something is up asking nervously and quietly are you Robin Williams he looks at me shakes my hand and says hi yes I am nice to meet you I'm shocked I feel bad I feel if I don't get out of there fast I'm gonna draw attention looking at the wall he says so do you have Battlefield 1942 I don't even work here man sorry I just saw you come in and wanted to make sure it was you you know I'm just gonna head out of here before someone notices and I draw a crowd yeah that would be good thanks and with that I was off one of the most rewarding I don't work your lady experiences I've ever had Ah that's nice not much of a story but I love it the nice little interaction going on there very much appreciated though P thank you for sharing rest in peace man it's been seven years now I believe alright this story is called yeah no I went to Big Lots after my shift at a fast food restaurant the ladies that were working there that that night were black and white relevant so as I'm shopping this older guy stops me and asked me where something was I said the golden words I don't work here he tried to say that I looked like the lady in the front I mixed the only way I would look like either of the ladies is if I were the child they had together plus I'm short both ladies were taller than me so I just stared at him and slowly shook my head no wasn't a bad interaction just makes me chuckle every time I think about it that's kind of funny um it's so it's so weird man you know to a lot of people you're either black or you're not black like that's it that it's just that I can't wait for like another couple Generations or so and like like basically uh everything is kind of homogenized in terms of race and so like race isn't much of a thing anymore um it'll be pretty cool much much less identity Paul politics to deal with which I say is good don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 16min 53sec (1013 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 24 2023