r/IDontWorkHereLady - Mega Karen DEMANDS Manager's Daughter SERVE HER.

hello my wonderful beautiful friends guys welcome back to our slash i don't work here lady where karen seemed to think that everybody was placed on earth to serve them and in this episode a woman demands op's teenage daughter serve her and it only gets worse from there guys i hope you enjoyed today's stories hit that subscribe button if you haven't and as always you can submit your crazy stories to this email right here so a little background there was a theme park a mile or two away from the town where i grew up and me and my four friends all had these special all-year admission passes so we would go pretty much every other weekend we were 13 at the time and this story happened in 2010. it's also worth mentioning that i'm pretty darn tall for a girl in fact i'm six foot three so mistaking me for an adult was within the realm of possibilities even for someone who didn't happen to be a complete the employees at this park wore different colored polos and t-shirts depending on where in the park they worked as well as black or brown pants or shoes i was wearing a red t-shirt and brown shorts that day which i was slightly concerned about at the time due to frequenting the sub but a i was barely a teenager so i wasn't expecting to be mistaken for an employee b i really wanted to show off the new t-shirt to my friends and see if on the off chance that someone did mistake me for an employee i could just tell them that i was a guest and they'd understand right right no wrong i was so very hopelessly wrong so this gaggle of young teenage girls spent a whole day riding every single ride playing every game and being scammed by every rigged arcade machine after we were done with most rides we were ready for the biggest best ride in the park now we'd always saved that ride until we'd gone on all the others we wanted to go on but one of my friends wanted something to eat and after we all agreed we were pretty hungry we decided to get some food so i just gotten some fries and was walking away to meet my friends when someone taps me on the shoulder so i turned around that's when my little minute of hell began enter the entitled karen stage left karen says hey where are you taking those fries i say to her excuse me uh what do you mean she then says who ordered those fries where are they i tell her these are mine what are you talking about do you think i work here at that karen says well of course you do how come whatever lazy idiot who ordered those fries gets them taken right to him well we all have to wait in line again i tell her miss i don't work here these are my fries out of nowhere she screams don't you f with me here's a little something for that bastard who thinks he's too good to wait in line for his damn fries she then spits in my fries it was at this point my friend shows up she'd been at the stall a few feet away and she must have seen me in trouble she comes over and says hey what's going on no i didn't say anything i just stood kind of shocked the woman on the other hand was more than happy to speak up she says to my friend are you the one who can't be bothered to wait for her food like everybody else well kid your precious fries are ruined so get in line like the rest of us and wait at that point my friend looked at my fries she immediately realized what had transpired and she grabbed the woman by the shirt and screamed listen here idiot you just ruined my friends fries and you will pay to replace them or else hearing that the karen snickers and says or else what it was at that point my friend then proceeded to kick her hard in the shins now that was probably a stupid move but it was nice to see her in pain at this point a real employee approached after some drawn-out bickering and explanation the woman caved gave a half-assed apology and practically sprinted off i got two free portions of fries to make up for it and after eating them we went on the big ride and i felt better right away i'm still friends with that girl to this day and we went back to the theme park recently i wasn't wearing anything similar to the uniform that time though okay seriously all you can say is who the heck just spits in someone's food like if i were opie that rude woman would be wearing my fries after that like who cares if it employs delivering fries to someone like why the heck did that woman care to that degree and hey kudos to opi's friend for putting that woman in her place to set the scene a well-known athletic shoe store is having its annual big sale with 40 off regular price shoes and an additional 50 off already marked down clearance my husband works a physical job and he has foot problems and this particular round of shoe keeps his pain to a minimum he does go through shoes fairly quickly so we always wait for the sail to stock up my husband's also a smaller guy he's 40 covered in tattoos but also has a baby face he's also shorter than me by half a foot he wears a men's size 7 which is sometimes in the kids section and sometimes the smallest in the men's section this year he also got hurt at work so his dominant arm is in a sling and he's struggling doing simple tasks such as putting on and tying his shoes shaving and all that other stuff he's currently sporting about four days of unshaven face now it should also be noted that this takes place in winter about a month ago now in new england we're dressed for winter with me in a large coat with fake fur trim and a winter hat now our one mistake was sleeping in on a saturday and then going to the store which was about an hour drive away when we got there the place was a disaster a few employees that weren't on the register were running around wildly trying to help people all of the outside walls of the store have been stocked with clearance along with some of the aisles but there's boxes of shoes all over the floor from people just leaving them behind instead of putting them back i find one of the seats in the corner to sit my husband in due to his height he often gets bumped into by people not paying attention and with his injury that would cause him a lot of needless pain and additional injury he hates being effectively babied like this but he has no choice at the moment so i enter the fray pulling as many different pairs of shoes in his size and styles that i know he likes that i can find and then bringing the lot back to him i then help him try them on as he would by putting them on his feeds helping him tie them up etc etc while i help him we talk about where we might go for lunch and our dog's recent behavior peppered with comments about the shoes he picks three pairs on clearance and i go put the rest back on the shelves so as i turn around i come face to face with a woman who along with her female adult companion and their multiple children have been relishing in making the mess bigger the woman is snarling at me and she barks finally with an exasperated sigh as she plops herself on the seat she then says to me now i need four pairs of pink sneakers in this style holding up her foot from clearance in all these sizes she then lists four sizes and says women's now i'm thinking yeah even finding one pair of pink shoes in any size was unlikely as this is clearance the ugly shoes are the ones left so i say to the woman oh i'm sorry i don't work here but i think the ladies section is she then interrupts me and says are you stupid i just watched you help that kid right there pointing to my husband she then says to my husband where the hell is your mother anyway now a bit of logic check i'm thinking seriously lady even if he was 12 or something he could buy shoes alone also if you really think he's a kid why isn't your next assumption that i'm his mother now of course my husband gets really embarrassed and he turns red so i say yeah that's my husband i then go to walk around her and she says don't you effin lie to me if he was why the hell would you be putting on his shoes like that he's an adult at this point i look back at my husband and we make a what the f this lady's nuts face at each other i roll my eyes and at this point i choose to ignore her before changing careers i worked in retail for 20 plus years all the way up to store manager 60 to 70 hours a week dealing with crazy customers has sent me back to school and now i work a 9 to 5 in a nice quiet cube farm i'm no longer paid to placate people like her so apparently my ignoring angers the beast and i reach out to put a box on the shelf and i'm yanked backwards by my neck she's pulling on the hood attached to my coat i then trip on a box that's on the floor spin around wide-eyed and before i could say a word she screams in my face saying get me the shoes i want now suddenly a manager appears drawn by her screaming and runs up and says hi ladies can i help you with anything today the karen says i want this rude fired she's nothing but i then scream out loud i don't work here i then walk back over to my husband who's standing and trying to control his anger and then grab the three boxes that he selected off the floor we go turn to walk away and in an instant the karen storms over and knocks the boxes out of my hand directly into him and his slinged arm that causes my husband to scream in pain clutching his arm and my attention goes immediately to him when i look back up the managers moved in between the lady and us and she's yelling about how i'm a liar the manager is trying to see if my husband's okay and we're just trying to leave the situation before anything else happens the manager gives me a half smile helps me pick up the boxes and we walk towards the lengthy register line as we wait at the front we can still hear her tirade and then the most beautiful sight of police officers entering the store appears the woman is soon after taken out of the store by the officers the funny part to us is that her companion and the herd of children from the very start of the confrontation had pretended not to know her even though they'd been obviously connected before then they stayed in the store and continued shopping as she was brought out we did have to make a small statement to the officers but i don't know what happened to her afterwards and we didn't press any personal charges after talking with the cops the manager did wring out our purchase personally and scanned an additional discount card we ended up with three pairs of shoes for forty dollars okay guys so scrolling through the comments opie said the only reason they didn't want to press charges on the crazy woman is that it would have been too much of a hassle than they wanted to deal with now guys i don't know what goes on when you press charges on someone but every single time i read a post where the op doesn't press charges i get bombarded with comments saying always press charges because that's the only way these people learn so backstory this happened three days ago at a very popular pharmacy store you know the one that you go to when you want a receipt to decorate the christmas tree with i was stopping by to visit my mom who's a manager at the store and has been for a long time it was pretty slow but she was the only one working aside from the one guy at the register it was also truck day so my mom was basically the only one stalking on the floor so i come in for a quick hi and bye i see my mom and everything's good i'm about to be on my way out when my mom asked me to pick her up some dinner and i can grab something for myself too sweet so i run to the mcdonald's and grab some food and come back my mom's too busy to have a break yet but she tells me to go ahead and eat in the break area and leave her food there so she can pop in and out i've done this before so that's what i do i also want to note that the break room at the store is literally next to the bathrooms which are available to the public literally as you walk in there's a teeny tiny area with tables chairs a microwave and some lockers this is where all the employees will eat lunch and all so i'm there minding my own business munching on my food with my feet on the chair in front of me and browsing my phone my mom comes in once in a while and nibbles on a fry before disappearing again i glance up when i see a figure come in thinking it might be my mom but it's just a woman going to the bathroom so i quickly go back to my phone and that's when i hear some very loud throat clearing the first thing i see when i look up is this woman's expression you know excuse me i'm standing here expression i will call her karen as she was an entitled dingus so i look at her and say um yes the karen says there's only one person at the register i need someone to ring me up right now the whole time she was tapping her foot at the rhythm of a marching band now at that i stare at her for a second not sure what was happening before giving her that awkward i don't know you but something's funny laugh after realizing oh she thinks i work here because i'm in the break room that's an honest mistake even though i'm wearing jeans a t-shirt and a fuzzy pink cardigan while employees wear polos with name tags hilarious what a chuckle so i say oh i'm sorry i don't work here she then cuts me off and says i don't care if you're not clocked in yet or in uniform you need to help a customer it's your job how can you guys only have one person working here and you're in the back stuffing your face while we wait the woman's already gone from zero to a hundred real quick her face was red her eyes wild and she's clutching her five for one soaps like her life depends on it and i'm flabbergasted i say to her i'm sorry i can try to help you out but i'm not an employee i'm trying to be polite and nice as yes i don't work here but my mom still does and i don't want to make her look bad at work the woman says i'm not stupid if you don't want to do your job you should say it instead of lying to me why would you be in this area if it's employees only the woman looks so smug i feel like my eye is twitching i say to her this isn't employees only the bathroom's right there i'm here to visit someone and i have permission to be here so hearing me say that her eyebrow scrunch and her mouth is making blubbering movements and she says no get me your manager at this point i decide i can't do it anymore i'm thinking no no no i thought it was funny until i realized that she's actually crazy so i decided okay let's go get the manager so i walk out of the room without a word and i can feel her feet on the back of my heels she's mumbling under her breath my mom happened to be stalking in the area right next to the break room so i rush over i find my mom and before i can beg her for help the karen says i need you to take care of this immediately what kind of store are you running your worker refused to help me and is too busy eating that she lies to me now my mom is startled but after a second she glances at me and i can see that mom look she thinks i've done something i say to her mom this lady thinks i work here and i told her i don't but can find her help i made sure to say mom as loud as possible like karen hears that and says mom you think i'm gonna fall for that you're not getting out of this one i'm getting you fired i then say to her completely straight faced i don't think my mom can fire me from being her daughter she's tried i just keep coming back the woman looks like she's about to erupt and i can see her mind stall she can't think of what to say for that split second which is where my mom now understanding the situation comes in my mom says ma'am i'm sorry for the confusion but this is my daughter she's not an employee i would be happy to help you though and i'm thinking ugh that sounds so professional now i can feel me looking smug back at her like karen then says then why was she in the employees area my mom tells her oh no that's a common area she was bringing me my dinner do you need help checking out my mom was clearly trying to change the subject and create a resolution like karen says no i need you to stop pretending that this isn't your employee and trying to cover her ass for not helping customers the woman's full-on screeching now full-blown wailing she's still clutching her soap so hard that i think it might burst my mom says please calm down i'm not covering for her she's not an employee here of course the karen's not listening she says even if she is your daughter she still works here you're protecting your incompetent child but i'm getting you both fired just wait i have corporate's number they will love to hear about this the woman then proceeds to throw her soap all over the floor jabs her finger at me then my mom then back at me and then my mom and screams f you she then storms off running at high speed for the exit once she's close to the door she stops grabs on an end piece full of makeup slams it all over the floor breaking everything and gives it a little kick for good measure i then hear you're all effing fired as she runs out the door to her car my mom and i proceeded to have a good laugh over it after the initial shock wears off i end up heading out and leaving my mom and apple pie as a surprise for the trouble yeah guys that crazy lady definitely needs to be banned and charged for destruction of store property and seriously what manager would go with the oh she's my mom excuse to get out of being fired recently i found me a new job that i really enjoy i worked both my old job at the restaurant and my new one for a while until i was able to fully start my new job it's been a couple of weeks since i quit the restaurant and i went in to pick up my last check they're doing to go orders only like a lot of places are doing so i walk up to the cash station and my friend was the only person working there was also one cook so i started talking to her about what's been going on and my new job and stuff while she got my check from under the counter the kitchen then yelled order up that echoed through the whole empty restaurant so she went to grab the order and i stayed at the front waiting for her to come back i was standing next to the cashier stand not behind it it was at this point a car pulled up and parked in front of the restaurant in a handicapped spot i noticed they didn't have any stickers to park there as soon as the person gets out of the car i recognize the lady from when i used to work here she's a total karen that every single person working here hated she always had many complaints and she never tipped she would also always come in with a group of two or three more karen's and run the waitresses around for two hours and then not tip she even made a new girl cry one day so as soon as i saw her i start walking to the back to get my friend so karen wouldn't say anything to me but she obviously recognized me from when i worked here immediately she launches into a rage screaming and red in the face i want a refund i am so fed up with you all not knowing how to do your damn job i say to her hey let me get you someone to help she then tells me no you will help me you will give me my money back right this second i am never coming back here again that girl said she checked the order but it's wrong i was here a few minutes ago and i ordered grilled catfish and there's no tartar sauce in it explain to me how the hell i'm supposed to eat fish with no tartar sauce and i never got the dr pepper i paid for the woman looked like she was about to explode with anger and i was starting to feel angry too the woman then goes on and says and i drove here twice already so i want my money for the gas i wasted i say to her okay let me go get someone to help you now i will admit i said it in a snappy way i don't appreciate anyone talking to me like that she noticed and immediately starts cussing me out and that's when my friend comes out from the back asking what happened karen starts yelling at her and i went to the back i quickly asked the cook for a tartar sauce while i made a dr pepper and then walked back up to karen while she was still demanding a refund and 50 for gas now i'm thinking there's no way she used 50 bucks of gas the karen's still insulting my friend at this point and saying i was rude to her i just want to say that what i'm about to do some of you might think is wrong but after working years in customer service and having to put up with horrible customers like her i saw this as a once in a lifetime opportunity to finally give her a taste of her own medicine i mean what's she gonna do fire me i don't work here anymore i then take a deep breath and said hey nobody here effing likes you you are the biggest waste of oxygen that i've ever met the woman looked at me wide-eyed and frozen in shock i continue on and say you really think it's okay to just come here and not tip and then treat everyone like their worthless servants why are you like this always having such a nasty attitude thinking you're better than everybody like i'm so sorry your life is so damn miserable that you constantly have to put others down you are an effing here's your stuff you can take it and i hope i never have to see your face again i set the tartar sauce and the drink on the counter now i'm not gonna lie i really thought about throwing it at her then i just walked out with my check before she could say a word to me although i think she was stunned silent no one's probably ever talked to her narcissistic ass like that before i went home and started telling my boyfriend about that and before i could even get a few sentences out the store owner is calling me he wanted me to come in and apologize and i said no freaking way so now i'm forever banned from going back there my friend said that karen threw the biggest fit after i left screaming for the manager and the owner had to call police i did feel bad for leaving everybody with that mess but my friend said she was thoroughly entertained by the situation and she wishes she could have cussed her out too i really wish i said more to karen because on my way home i thought of all kinds of stuff i could have said honestly i don't regret a single word i said to her it's worth getting banned oh and of course karen was banned too man that would have been incredible to witness it's not every day where karen gets a taste of her own medicine and then some i really hope when the police came they saw her taking up a handicapped parking spot and gave her a ticket for that too that would have been the perfect cherry on top guys and that my friends brings us to another end of our slash i don't work here lady guys i hope you enjoyed today's crazy stories if you did hit that thumbs up and if you missed the last episode on the channel i'll link it right here and insane karen confiscates op's car because she feels he doesn't deserve it it's such a crazy story so go check it out if you haven't and myself and stevie boy will see you guys in the next one we 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Length: 22min 2sec (1322 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 24 2022