<font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ ("In the Hall of the Mountain King")</i></font> I've wanted to get over
my phobia of rollercoasters for a very, very long time. This seemed like such a good idea
six months ago, when we planned it. Like... actually being here... actually being at Alton Towers... That was a problem for future me,
and now I am future me, and this sucks. To be clear,
this is an actual phobia. I am irrationally afraid of this. And if you're thinking, "Oh, he's done
all the elements before, he's gonna be fine"... It's the rollercoaster. It's the click-click-click up the hill. It's the being strapped in.
It's all the elements of that I'm afraid of. The team here are giving me backstage access.
They're letting me see behind the scenes. For the infrastructure nerd in me,
this is great. I'm gonna get to see how it all works. <i>(laughs)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> And I really appreciate it.</font> I love that I'm gonna get to see this.
I am so thankful to them. But... it's not gonna help.
<i>(anguished chuckling)</i> This is gonna suck...! No, it's not.
I need to remember that it's not— It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. I just need to breathe through it.
It's gonna be fine. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(music swells)</i></font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(crowd screaming)</i></font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(nervous chatter)</i></font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(crowd shrieks)</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFF00">Good morning, Tom.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Morning, Jordan.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">How are you?
<i>(chuckles)</i></font> Nervous, but I think less nervous
than I would be at a bigger ride. Like, Runaway Mine Train is...
it's all-ages, right? <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, all ages, mate.
Don't worry. I got you, mate.</font> <i>(exhales shakily)</i>
<font color="#FFFF00">Nice and steady, let's go.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(both chuckling)</i></font> <font color="#FFFF00">So Tom, the first thing we do, mate...</font> <font color="#FFFF00">we isolate the electricity
just at this point.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">Just so we can make it
safe to work on.</font> Yeah.
<font color="#FFFF00">There's no electric shocks.</font> This is a powered ride, right?
<font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, yeah.</font> There's no freefall drop.
<font color="#FFFF00">Nope.</font> It's— It's fine. It's like... You're not even
harnessed in here, right? You've got a lap bar, but you're not full-on.
<font color="#FFFF00">Yeah, you've got a lap bar.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">You're not strapped in from the shoulders.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Alright.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">And then what we do is
we check the operators' log.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">We check that previously,
the day before.</font> Yeah.
<font color="#FFFF00">We've had no problems, just in here.</font> Yeah. So everyone signs in, signs out. Anything even minor
gets logged here, and... <font color="#FFFF00">Safe as houses, mate.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Right. It's not the safety I'm worried about.</font> <font color="#FFFF00"><i>(laughs)</i>
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">It's the drop. It's just the drop.</font> <font color="#FFFF00">There's no drops here.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">No, there's not.</font> This is a powered coaster.
It's gonna be fine. Alright, Jordan. <i>(sighs)</i> This is fine.
It's a powered coaster. It's fine. It doesn't do a freefall drop. It's just— This is a rollercoaster. This is just a normal powered coaster. <i>(inhales sharply)</i> Let's do it. Let's do it.
This is fine. This is a kids' thing. It's a— That's locked in place now.
Alright, cool. It's a kids' ride. It's fine.
It's a kids' ride. It's not gonna do anything dramatic.
You've done so much more than this before. You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be absolutely fine. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>Please secure any loose items,</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>keeping your arms and legs
inside the train at all times.</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>Sit back, hold on tight,</i></font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>and enjoy the ride. Choo-choo.</i></font> <i>(laughs)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> I feel like
the "choo-choo" was patronising!</font> Oh, here we go, okay. Yeah, this is fine. It's fine. It's fine. I can do this. A-yup. Yep. Now, how's this drop? Yes, this is fine. Okay, as long as... What happens if I try and panic? Whoa, okay. Heh. I can control the panic feeling. Breathe through it, and you're fine.
This is a kids' ride. This is absolutely fine. This is... ...you're fine. This is okay. This is, unfortunately... ...what I would call my limit. That little run through there... ...that's about all I want to do. And that's not
where we're gonna stop. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ (uplifting adventure music)</i></font> So I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, I am absolutely
fine with this ride, Jordan. That's fine. Thank you very much. The bad news is... that... ...that feels like it's my limit. That feels like that's about as much
as I like having my nerves wracked. And I know we're not gonna stop there. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ (hollow atmospheric music)</i></font> Oh, that is steep. <i>(sighs)</i> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(crow cawing)</i></font> You can shut up. <i>(chuckles weakly)</i> <i>(exhales, groans)</i> I'm aware that this is
a lot of people's dream. Like, closed theme park,
behind the scenes, I'm aware how lucky I am. They're doing maintenance and testing. Every time there's a little "pssht" noise, <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(music intensifies)</i></font> my heart jumps a bit. That is so much bigger...
and so much faster... and it drops so much more steeply. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(music climaxes, ends)</i></font> Franklin. Hello.
<font color="#00FF00">Hi Tom. How do you feel?</font> <font color="#00FF00">Welcome to Wicker Man.</font> That's really big. That's a lot... Runaway Mine Train... <i>(stammers)</i>
This is... <i>(stammers)</i> I don't have words! I don't have words. <font color="#00FF00">You'll be fine. Come with me.</font> <i>(half-hearted laugh)</i> <font color="#00FF00">So, this is the track.</font> <font color="#00FF00">What we're gonna do this morning,
we are checking, all along the track,</font> <font color="#00FF00">all of the sensors
and the electrical parts.</font> I saw the team out there,
doing the walkaround. <font color="#00FF00">Yeah, so we'll go there,
and up to the top.</font> We are?
<font color="#00FF00">Yeah, we are.</font> Oh! Okay, this I love.
This is great. This does not involve
being strapped in. Let's do it. <font color="#FFFF00">Yeah okay, let's go.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Awh.</font> <font color="#00FF00">So see, we're making sure
that the sensors are fixed.</font> So, is that sensor
checking the train position? <font color="#00FF00">Yeah, that flags the train,
all along the track,</font> <font color="#00FF00">to know where the train is.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Like an old railway.</font> It just checks there's one
in each section. Yeah. It feels so wrong to be walking
on a rollercoaster track. <font color="#00FF00">On the way up,
we're checking all the cables.</font> <font color="#00FF00">On the way down,
all of the sensors.</font> Yep. You're carefully inspecting.
I don't know what you're looking for. <font color="#00FF00">I'm just inspecting the cable,
to be sure that—</font> You need to check every link,
everything like that. <font color="#00FF00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#00FF00">Everything's fine up to there.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yep.</font> So... long chain up... into a sorta steady, slow drop here? I was expecting this
to be a — <i>(grunt)</i> — immediately, but this is—
this is a steady first descent. I might be okay with this? <font color="#00FF00">You'll be fine, yeah, no problem.</font> You have more confidence
than I do. So you've checked the lift hill.
<font color="#00FF00">Yes.</font> Team's checked the rest of the track.
<font color="#00FF00">Sure.</font> We're good to go.
<font color="#00FF00">Yeah, good to go.</font> <font color="#00FF00">Everything's fine.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Alright.</font> We're going to leave
terrified earlier-me in limbo just for a minute,
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you'll find the best deal they're currently offering. Right, I think when we left off, I was having a very stressful morning. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ (horror-themed music)</i></font> Full fear has just kicked in. Like... pit-of-the-stomach dread. <font color="#FF99FF">Are you okay, Tom?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">No.</font> <font color="#FF99FF">Do you want me
to come on with you?</font> <font color="#FF99FF">Are you sure?</font> <font color="#FF99FF">I can come on with you
and hold your hand.</font> That's not helpful.
<font color="#FF99FF">You sure?</font> I've done so much more
than this before. I've done— This is
so much less than aerobatics. This is so much less than
so many things I've done before. I'm just... just...
absolutely terrified. I don't wanna do this. <font color="#FF99FF">Do you want me to come on?</font> Don't ask. Don't.
<font color="#FF99FF">You sure?</font> <i>(roars)</i> Do it. Do it. <i>(growls)</i> <i>(groans)</i> 'Kay, 'kay, 'kay. No, you're calm, you're calm,
you're calm, you're calm, you're calm, you're calm. <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(track clicking)</i></font> No. <i>(shouts angrily)</i> No. You're not calm.
You're not getting calm through this. You're gonna yell, you're gonna shout.
You're gonna use noise. 'Cause there's no way you're gonna
be able to breathe through this. <i>(yells angrily)</i> I can't feel my hands. I can't feel my hands. I can't feel my hands.
I can't feel my hands. Argh... come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Here we go! <i>(grunts)</i> <i>(growls)</i> <i>(roars)</i> Waaah! Waa-haa! This is fine. Gaaaaaah! This is fine, this is fine.
I can do this. <i>(squeals)</i> I can do this. ...I can do this. I can... <i>(laughs ecstatically)</i> Woohoo! Yes! Yes! Yes! Come on! I can do this! <i>(laughs)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> Yes!</font> Have it! <i>(groans)</i> <i>(sighs)</i> Yus! <i>(grunts)</i> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ (music on speakers)</i></font> <i>(wheezes exhaustedly)</i> I can't— I can't feel my hands. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>Please exit to your left.
There is no escape to the right.</i></font> Anyone who's scared of rollercoasters, Anyone— Like, if you hate
that stomach-drop feeling of going over a hill, something like that... That's fear. I thought it was a physical thing. I thought it was your stomach,
your internal organs detecting— It's not. It's just fear. 'Cause I went over the first hill,
the first descent, and I felt that, and I was like,
"I'm gonna hate this", and then it wasn't there. And then that was one of
the best things I've ever done. Can we... Can we do that again? <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ (dramatic music)</i></font> My heart rate just spiked, just looking at the sign and
hearing noise off in the distance. <i>(sighs into groaning)</i> I don't wanna do this, I don't wanna do this,
I don't wanna do this. <i>(inhales sharply)</i> I blatantly do want to do this, but... <i>(sighs)</i> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(distant coaster rolling)</i></font> That's so much more! That is so much more,
and your legs are dangling and... Mmmph! Gonna be honest,
it's 50-50 whether I'm getting on this. Even after Wicker Man,
it's 50-50. That's... Ohhh, I don't like that. I am extremely lucky
and extremely privileged to be standing here out-of-hours. And I hate it. <i>(wheezes)</i> Oh! Oh, I just saw that! <font color="#FF99FF"><i>(laughs uproariously)</i></font> You must be Andy.
<font color="#FFCC88">I am, yes Tom. Good to meet you.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Welcome to Nemesis.
This is your final stop.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">We've done the ride checks.
We've done the walkaround.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Checked it's all safe for you.</font> It's not designed to be friendly.
It's designed to scare the hell out of you. <font color="#FFCC88">Yeah, that's part of the thing,
getting your adrenaline going.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">It's part of the experience, you know.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">It's 700 metres long, 250 tons of steel.
81 kilometres an hour, top speed.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Don't wanna frighten you any more,
but you know.</font> This is the leg-dangly one, right?
<font color="#FFCC88">It's the leg-dangly one, yeah.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Left, right, up, down.
You'll be okay. It's fine.</font> <i>(growls)</i> You can stop laughing
behind the camera! <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(machinery whirring)</i></font> <font color="#FFCC88">Just gonna take you through
some of the checks we do on a daily basis.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">This is the Nemesis "pod",
we call them.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">We have to undo the pod, lift it up,
check the wheel bogie assembly underneath.</font> Oh wow!
<font color="#FFCC88">Yeah, so...</font> <font color="#FFCC88">What we're doing in here, we're checking
for free movement of the wheel bogie.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">So it moves freely, as it should.</font> That's got a lot more movement
than I thought it would have. <font color="#FFCC88">So what it is, in the garage,
the track's actually a lot thinner.</font> Oh, okay! <font color="#FFCC88">So we can actually check these things,
for free movement, the wheels spin.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">When you're out on the track,
it's a lot bigger.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">So everything's tighter and
doing as it should.</font> So everything here
gets checked every morning? <font color="#FFCC88">Yeah, everything.
Every wheel, every train.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Everywhere on park.
All the chassis, everything.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Everything you're looking at
gets checked every day.</font> Right. <font color="#FFCC88">Then obviously, weekly, monthly,
we go a bit more in-depth.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">So yeah, that's me done.
Let's go power it up.</font> <i>(rasps)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> Okay.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(track clicks on)</i></font> <i>(sighs)</i> I was really into this.
I forgot that I'm getting on this thing. I was really into—
"Oh, this is really cool! I'm gonna get to—" <font color="#FFCC88">You've gotta get on it now.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">"I get to see all the behind the scenes!"</font> Yeah, then I realised
what we're setting up here. <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(hydraulic brake hisses)</i></font> That noise!
I don't like that noise! So this whole track is
gonna move over now? <font color="#FFCC88">This whole track's gonna go.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah, I'll get out of the way.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(locking pins clicking)</i></font> Wow! <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(piston hisses, lock clicks)</i></font> Wow.
<font color="#FFCC88">If you notice,</font> <font color="#FFCC88">when the track comes over,
the locking pins come in.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">And we have to have that
gap in the track, because when it heats up—</font> I mean, it's like five millimetres.
<font color="#FFCC88">Yeah, the track expands.</font> Oh, of course it does!
<font color="#FFCC88">Too close, they'd end up touching.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">That's one thing you gotta think about.
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Huh.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(door creaking open)</i></font> <font color="#FFCC88">One step closer to you riding.</font> Oh, that control panel! <font color="#FFCC88">Ancient, isn't it?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Oh, that's lovely!</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Right, shall we bring it in?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah, let's do it.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">So these two buttons here.
I'm just bringing it in now.</font> Oh, so it's two buttons.
You can't accidentally hit anything. <font color="#FFCC88">No. And it's a two-person operation.
So what we've got here is</font> <font color="#FFCC88">a maintenance key for engineers,
so we can bring it on around.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">But the ride stuff, when they're sending it,
they can only do a two-person operation.</font> Right, so one person here, and one person—
<font color="#FFCC88">And one person over there.</font> <font color="#FFCC88">Okay, shall we bring it in?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">Yeah, alright. <i>(sighs)</i></font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(mechanical grinding, hissing)</i></font> <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(train clattering)</i></font> It's the noise! It's always the noise! <font color="#FFCC88">It's a pretty iconic noise, isn't it?</font> Yeah... <i>(exhales slowly)</i>
<font color="#FFCC88">You ready?</font> <i>(mouths "No")</i>
<font color="#FFCC88"><i>(chuckles)</i></font> But I never will be, so yeah. <font color="#FFCC88">Let's get it over with.</font> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>♪ (tense pulsing music)</i></font> <i>(roars)</i> <font color="#00FFFF"><i>(music intensifies)</i></font> <font color="#FFCC88">You good?
</font><font color="#EEEEEE">No. But...</font> <i>(growls)</i> I don't wanna do this.
I— I— I do want to do this,
but I really, really don't wanna do this. That doesn't go down
any further, does it? <i>(pained shout)</i> <i>(wails)</i> <i>(track clattering)</i> Ohh! Oh, I don't like this! I don't like this. This is much more. This is much more. Oh no! Oh come on, be tighter!
It doesn't— Oh! This is much worse than Wicker Man. <i>(wails)</i> Breathe, breathe,
breathe, breathe. Shout into it, shout into it,
shout into it, shout into it! Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go! Oh boy! <i>(roars)</i> Come on! Gah! Gaaaaahh! Yes! <i>(groans)</i> Yes! Have it! <i>(laughs triumphantly)</i> Woo! Yes! Come on! <i>(giggles)</i><font color="#EEEEEE"> Woo!</font> <i>(giggles and cackles)</i> <i>(cries with laughter)</i> I like rollercoasters. I love rollercoasters! That's— That's all I needed to do. Anyone... anyone... To anyone who's scared
of rollercoasters, you just... <i>(cries, pants)</i> Thank you! All the years... All the years that...
I could've been going on that. All the years of my life...
that I spent... ...not going on things like that,
'cause I was scared. I could've gone on that when I was,
what, twelve, thirteen? I've been to Alton Towers
enough times. I have spent so many years
being scared. And... I'm not anymore. I wanna do that again.
I wanna do every rollercoaster in this park. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Andy, all the team here,
thank you! <font color="#CCCCCC"><i>(crew cheering and applauding)</i></font> <i>That's one of the best things
I've ever done.</i> I've... I've wasted so many opportunities
to do cool stuff like that, just because I was...
I was too scared. Stupid thing to cry about. <i>(breathes slowly)</i> Genuinely. Genuinely, actually
emotional about that. I can't... Alright, let's go on every rollercoaster. <font color="#00FFFF"><i>[Caption+ by JS*
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