Losing Our Minds at the Zoo...

day we went to the zoo and it was cursed I met up with my friend Charlie slime Circle in New York and it was awesome but first to get to the zoo we had to go on the subway oh my God good morning New York I'm scared of the city and all the stimuli it has to offer us hi we're gonna be going to the zoo together we need to get on the train I'm not so sure [Music] oh my God it's stinky hey it's not stinky it's not stinky we are just very thanky because we're in the city whoa look at this surf the train and this ride could be your lap what wait what is that just race is a threat if only there was a here to help me boys in the tube you know one day you're gonna need to stop being a boy on the tube and you're gonna need to be man on the Metro where's the man gonna go man on the Metro the train is swaying I'm gonna join man be wary I've got birthing hips so Charlie what are you guys I'm noticing and so I'm a bit worried right because we've got all these tests and so far what we've done is is rap I mean at the end of the day you're not just a guy in America you're a boy in the tube boy in the tube what you gonna do boy in the tube what's he gonna do [Music] I just lost signal to the outside it's never been before accessed by man but we are no longer men at least in the tube you see a real glue so with the beast in the tube and we're here to say there's urine in the floor in another way oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God that's my piss I made this go to Dunkin Donuts is that tasks Donuts task [ __ ] live I want to get a donut hello please can you get this sorry is that is that burger and then can I also get a strawberry frosted with sprinkles do you want to be in it oh there's no shot that was a good picture there's no bacon I'm really sorry I got the bacon egg and cheese and this is just the this is just egg yeah yeah sorry you entitled piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] who do you think you are America runs on this place now you better run walk Montage to the zoo we got an umbrella on the way here why does mine not get around I'm not like the other boys it's okay here sometimes you need to ready yep three two one you look so stupid right now man if I'm gonna be honest I dropped out of college pound pound down the forest foreign [Music] laughs [Music] Charlie what's this this is a penny and we're on a mission to swear at every single animal inside the penny healthy healthy oh okay they're here now I don't know if you know this one but Charlie has a bit of a bad relationship with ostriches I have Google right now I'm how to beat an ostrich why are their answers holy [ __ ] there's a wikiHow keep it to the ostrich's side consider yourself at the most risk when the two of you are face to face American Bison they're not like those little tiny British bison you guys have gotten running around by the shores well now I'm hard honestly just a weird thing to say those are straight up animals there's a straight up animals what are we gonna say to him dude oh I don't really want to start them oh that's actually Jesus guys beautiful we gotta take one off the list drop it come on I like them all right I'll do it big heads she feels wrong to say something bad about them now you're supposed to swear at them though right hey bison [ __ ] you [ __ ] you Joe bison world of birds well no shots come on come on dude come on come on Chase there's a whole new world up here there's a whole world but only if people matches all the birds guys I swear at every bird fight or flight [ __ ] so horrendous so awful to look at that oh my God that's the cutest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen that's incredible enhanced Zoom times four times a action mode action mode action mode it's one word stop holy [ __ ] Jesus Christ oh my God you are a monster is it breastfeeding show us your uh blue your blue breasted boobies [Music] [ __ ] you hey man the least you could do is finish evolving oh hey man nice haircut Mother Earth get it to you oh man that's that's uh Jesus no man I don't know about that this glass it's all that's separating Predator from prey and I can't wait to see which of us as well smash let's go look at tigers well that sure was a world of birds oh guys I hate birds world of birds one out of ten no I actually thought it was all right here David's here come here look at a good animal a huge shut the hell tiger Valley this is kind of ominous so there's like tiger signs see any Tigers all right guys see a tiger this is definitely a task when I show my hero shine at the end of the day all of the zoo animals I've met Egon be so impressed what can we do to show this tiger we mean business [Applause] you like to donate 48 cents make it even 12. yes thank you thank you so much have a good one bye where did Charlie go Charlie Charlie where have you gone I'm looking oh I think I might know what for yeah there is a monkey I know what to do I bless you my Apes this one is still teething and the mother just ran out of milk so when a girl I just only works on Tigers but it's very important yeah okay two of these Charlie Army it is such a small store why are you yelling you need to get friendship necklaces now oh we do you want to be Ying or Yang I can't believe you got these man this is so sweet of you so what is it like Yin and it's yin and yang yeah this one's Yin well I'm clearly I mean I'm clearly this one no I really yeah I'm definitely I think I'm definitely we've got a great sort of Union going on inside no I mean I mean [Music] I didn't realize you were a tiger well kind of a [ __ ] Yang thing to die so this is for you there you are clear oh thank you yeah you've been tiger blasted what's up man yeah you actually I already put it on you oh wow where did it go oh well then I guess you can have you oh cheers guys I've got a big big boner and it needs sorting oh Jesus Christ man give me this oh you need to go to a doctor I'm hard but I'm floppy oh my goodness Charlie there's a bear whoa that is one hell of it absolutely I feel like Bears get people there's a bear up there how do they even get I don't know look at that bed just like Tapped Out look at him he kind of he's sort of swanging a little you see that that's all thick though that's a furry not a bear I can tell oh he is look at that he's sitting and I think he's [ __ ] what's the gelato Reserve High in the Ethiopian a rare community of wildlife let's go find out yo oh my God oh my God make sure it's beautiful oh my God I will never get that tongue licking those balls oh my God oh my God oh my God don't listen to the politicians it's natural oh my God oh my God holy [ __ ] oh Village Burger Village Burger I'm so hungry so hungry we want something we want Village Burger I want Village Burger excuse me Burger God you hate this I want Village Burger Village Burger Village Burger if you're in the Village Burger say hello we give you Penny we give you Penny we eat the burger stop cutting Cajun me a change are you in there look at the camera's there like we could clearly just reach it is oh get it what does that mean I mean damn if I could cheer up get it Carl [Music] come on believe what if we drove it like one inch you're going just try just try it just try it on [Music] okay quick get in and take the photo drive for a second drive for a second drive for a second oh sorry sorry okay really sorry that's completely well done see if we got our Village Burger we would not be doing that where is Village Burger HQ what do they make Village Burger off no shot no [ __ ] way no absolutely not real no way oh my God it's my mic on is this really real what I'm seeing am I really here she's stabbed I'm sure like I'm a dumbass I'll spin this around really fast stupid monkey oh we got a cave we're gonna need to go a little beast mode here can you just hold this absolutely absolutely thank you so much beast mode beast mode I just wanna if only I had some sort of burger that represented my beasties [Music] are they looking at each other oh look he's sticking his little tongue out you see that oh look at him oh there's real birds or MP3s I don't think I've seen a single real bird are the monkeys I feel like the gay goats were a peak no no Village Burger was a it was a good sequel [Music] okay for you from the future in some ways and in some ways you're us I'm sorry we trapped you but in a way you trapped us I'm sorry you don't have Goku in fortnite come to us come to us we'll give you our v-bucks just give us your V bugs [ __ ] it's my gator watch this because he's not sure yes I know biggest threat but big is okay today oh my God oh my God let's get along again oh my God what do you think of this what do you think of this circle oh my God this guy over here right around the corner there you see oh being chilling oh my God be careful Minecraft look at that ass dude that is a unit that would destroy me that would just kill me hey look [Music] I'm done oh oh what the hell what the hell wait I don't want to do I'm not into it anymore what the [ __ ] no I'm I was I just feel weird I just sort of don't really know about that I'm such a goat can we ride one together Charlie yeah I do quit bugging me about it oh golly this is a nightmare by Manchester you're a good little I'm a good little boy yeah what are you praying about what are you praying about to God I hope a good Christian oh geez we going oh man here we go on the bugs me and the boys oh that you got a good bug right there oh you got a good boy you like this bug yeah I love this boat yeah you like that book I couldn't like that book too I couldn't want to go on that do you want to get on this bug go go [Music] this is a good what are you oh no what are you what are you why are you if you have it again oh [ __ ] bro it's a good ride hey Charlie look at this buff Simons let's go find the ostrich let's go slack right we're gonna call schlatt you would not believe the monkeys we saw today so many monkeys some of them had some uh some of them had sort of like fat what what why are you with him well you wouldn't come and meet me I invited my friend out on like the day you didn't meet and he flew over to hang you're hanging with that Trader Tommy wait why is he a traitor you know you know yeah he's my head hey man let's uh let's let's keep this on the download I invited you on the first day you said you'd be here and at this point how much have you guys done today we've got some we got we got quite a bit a little bit less than usual but we've got we got stuff done we did tasks we [Music] yeah we did so many tests the past few days yeah can you show us what you did I just heard a slam noise we watched some goats have some you would have loved the ghost it really reminisced me of you really yeah they had hot gay sex what did I do to you I'm gonna bye it's just pretty laggy why does he hate me why does he hate me now well he hated me too but I just want us to be I just want to meet him it's because of the Apes is it because of the heart because of the gay clubs let's go let's find these ostriches no matter the cost here here triangulate if we go this way oh that's Burger that's Burger we were right by them no he's also just done no chance okay that's the bug carousel look at that look at that larva oh damn I actually want to ride it oh this grub won't stop going oh my God holy crap oh [ __ ] sorry giraffes African wild dogs ostriches ostriches five this way Tom he's gone that means they already got him come on get in your garden oh God I think we went the wrong way oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] oh God we went the wrong way did you know you [ __ ] knew didn't you are you working with him what do you have to game you are one you are one you are one you are we lost things no no no no no no no no you don't dude no you don't man what all that you're never gonna figure out what they are they're in here man look at this map do you see that right there that is the goddamn silhouette [ __ ] ostrich I wouldn't want a mile away that's no flamingo that's no bird of paradise that's a goddamn pheasant of hell we passed the mouse house it is the first left I think it's background that way because on the map over there the ostriches were on the opposite they're getting to you man [Applause] stop stop stop stop stop stop stop this is exactly what they want you don't even know look at it look at it holy [ __ ] okay now it hurt man oh my God that's all right no it's okay all right let's go let's get out of here please baby please come on no I know you're here come out coward Bird yeah God I guess we keep going around who are you stop following me are you working with the birds ostrich my God where's it going very scary dark staff no no oh my God that is an illusion look at this illusion that looked like an ostrich The Head and the beak in the back I saw it whatever stupid painted spotted spotted hyena spot oh geez holy crap have you seen where the ostrich excuse me guys uh big big bird probably about this big or this big pretty violent but I could maybe take him using the right tactics don't take some weapons and blood yeah they're not even paying attention God damn it Charlie I had it all figured out so what if I couldn't bring a gun into the zoo if I have a weapon okay it's a wrong weapon perfect for attacking the blind spot [Music] by the way today we raised two thousand four hundred dollars for our charity thanks to Aaron for the 500 donation to all these sick people for the 100 donut thanks again because honestly the fact that we can do this is so [ __ ] awesome if you do want to donate please anything helps I've talked loads about the charity in the other videos so check them out if you want to learn more thank you now go and enjoy the rest of the series [Music]

Channel: Tom Simons

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Length: 19min 40sec (1180 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022