RICK AND MORTY: Summer's Best Moments EVER! (Seasons 1-5)

while summer didn't have much to do when rick and morty first began being refined to a stereotypical teenage daughter over the course of seasons one through five she's found her stride often having some of the best one-liners and zingers in the show so here are the summers summer moments of rick and morty seasons one through five oh my god i'm about to walk past frank polikki this is the story we'll be telling our children [Music] hi frank come on old man little boy let's make an intergenerational sandwich fun's over whoa dad you can't like endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away why not i don't know it's indian giving i can't believe how mean snuffles got just because he's smart this is why i choose to get c's oh my god i'm so sorry ethan i love you love you so much um you did it again cubby if we're gonna use this thing which i'm not even sure we should we need to keep it simple i'm mr macy i want to be popular at school okay notice anything different i'm sorry ours dad mom is a beautiful woman look at her you will lose her a real man stands by his woman [Music] so we're just going to pretend this isn't happening i'm not saying that's a bad idea just asking he's at that age let's just be proud of him jesus did i really set the bar that low but the fact remains if you impose gazorbazorp's laws on earth you're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken and if you think my top is cute you cannot execute i'm gonna have better judgment than you guys had at my age i'm gonna move to the southwest and i don't know do something with turquoise home and drink summer you know your grandfather's right this store curses people that's my business well yeah fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores have sweatshops is there a company hiring teenagers that isn't evil come on uh wait what am i doing i wish i knew cpr one two three one two three oh rick summer why because sometimes what you really need is for someone else to pay a horrible price [Music] we i found jello can you sneak your mom's vodka yes she does i saw it in your laundry room listen you can't both be in denial about it okay summer you can't throw a party remember what mom said yeah if anything gets messed up you and grandpa rick get punished i'm only a human being morty next time i party i'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked you're so wise oh my god is that mildew it's not my fault we froze time on a humid day you have dropped so many balls man do you ever get scared grandpa rick might make me his new sidekick what what kind of monster are you a competent one well i don't know where you expect me to think you got that crystal over there but the only way your dumb ass ass and ass asses could ever have one is if it was stolen you stole a time freezing crystal from testicle monsters i would have been happy to pay for it uh summer prostitutes are now scientists the homeless are now philosophers oh oh phisosophers philosophy oh my god where did you learn to talk you grandpa stealing [ __ ] i didn't start it they're the racists i i merely empowered them to follow their apparently misguided dreams okay thanks for clarifying oh unity i am so sorry i didn't know frida meant people doing stuff that sucks i was thinking more of a choose your own cell phone carrier thing you and unity are like like leggings and mid-calf boots you think you're great together but you're just bringing out the worst in each other oh why did all the drinks have to be extra large oh the hulk i just got that just pee your pants i did it the minute we got stuck oh oh yeah yeah shame me at least when i'm disgusting it's on purpose summer tinkles it's past my bedtime now to never pass bedtime land [Music] summer we're trying to sleep it was tinkles tinkles everybody back if you're not a parasite you have nothing to fear so what about summer why am i always your go-to never go in my room again i didn't she's real she's my [ __ ] of a sister oh my god i thought you went to a concert we forgot the tickets why in the kitchen i do it everywhere stop shaming me you're not the victim here i hate you and i was thinking about your friend grace is it god if it's god do we get out of school we hereby send these unwantable skyward that they might be inhaled by the many heads later to be sneezed back to us as better babies yes rise to the giant head you are free to be free praise be the head please don't do this please don't do this summer listen carefully i stole a paper clip and i have it in my cheek but i don't know what to do with it and it hurts you're going to be okay you will come back as babies i am a baby i'm a baby now ship keep summer safe keep summer safe ugh wonderful keep summer safe no stop don't kill him confirmed oh god i can't feel my legs summer is safe i don't feel safe confirmed no keep summer safe no no no don't hurt anybody confirm custom defense protocol keep summer safe no physical force yes processing hunter oh my god you all right uh-huh do you think mom and dad are you know gonna get a divorce i think it's okay to dream morty oh yeah yeah you really know how to sport that color blue really you're looking real good oh my god listen to it tiny rick listen to elliot smith no feel what he's feeling no holy [ __ ] thanks kids you figured it out well summer did kind of weird that you were that willing to sell my existence out for some trim morty one last swing for the road god get dressed we're on a planet that's purging summer purging we lost our car and my gun and we're in a purge oh is it daddy mason like the movie the perch yes i need you to take that movie sucked oh my god hold on oh he might have said to take it outside up next teenagers are calling it and it's not what you think what do you what'd you do that for dramatic effect what are you doing grandpa rick must have some secret lab right with like laser guns and jet packs and a space tank and we can go break him out of prison look at these dead flies maybe if we arrange them in a certain order it plays a hologram or it opens a secret door what the [ __ ] not cool jerry man's garage is his castle and you know we're not doing so bad we're miserable morty there's a mandatory curfew their weird calendar made me 47 and they weaponized the eiffel tower i like being 35 oh my god i have that exact same top summer next time we're hiding in a calorical echo nest can you do me a favor and turn your ringer off it's called carpe diem morty look it up you look it up you you don't even know what it means that's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carving all them dms whoa that was cool kill me please okay but not because you told me to i am summer summer state your deal my deal is that i am like totally fine i am mad that i can't huff enamel without people assuming it's because my family sucks i hope to be seen one day as someone that just likes getting high good job boob yeah oh yeah that's what i'm talking about okay just a little more on the other side then oh come on [Music] excuse me but i ordered the large evil space word i know it's like is that a demon slug in your stomach or are you just happy to start you guys doing morty's mind blowers morty's mind blowers grandpa is this a scenario three uh what's that and who who are you oh man it's a scenario four wow he's really getting executed after all this time you know the son that he ate was your best friend tommy we know stop true crime bragging i was traumatized summer okay your generation wouldn't get that [ __ ] my generation gets traumatized for breakfast i would never hunt a human your father and i are soul-bonded so bonded um does your planet have shorter days because you guys are moving kind of fast no i think you have to stab them through the heart or something you think or you know i thought you were the alien expert isaac assahl you're a baby and an idiot okay i think that's been established summer now help me first i want you to admit that you're a closet racist a beta male sexist and you dragged everyone into a horrible situation by only thinking of yourself okay what does your breakup have to do with us yeah we chose mom hands down i thought we made that clear at the lawyer's office and in the comments under your weird rant on facebook nobody gets it nothing you think matters matters this isn't special this this is happening infinite times across infinite realities including this yes there's infinite timelines morty why would i stay in the one where i trashed the white house became an enemy of america and the lowest status character in my idiot family because of the fart morty's on jessica's instagram again get out of here jerk it is a hot photo i think grief flushes your cheeks dad you hardly put any syrup on honey stop raising your father's cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie never get to do anything me and my friends want to fly around and look for something sting tonight be careful not to waste all your venom i'm not a bee dad hold on what the [ __ ] did you just say nothing i didn't say anything i was just playing along with you guys you know i record everything right garage isolate summer's voice and playback oh and then you guys can get married and like each other off in a testosterone third what the hell summer that's disgusting now if you'll excuse me i've got a quick solo adventure to go on and this one will not be directed by ron howard he's gonna go put when grandparent pats his belly like that and leaves without morty means he's going to go poop he's a shy where he has a secret pooping place you summer whoa this new app just matched me with a guy that is sue mai tai super my type learn to abbreviate hi i'm my underage daughter's mother nice of whoa come on under authority of our treaty twixt the realms of dragon and man oh my god it's my first gay wedding what the hell taylor swift pumping her hands in the air what does it mean when's your lame let's go get through that quarter grandpa do something or i will tweet and you will be cancelled summer what the hell are you doing take this seriously morty stop trying to pretend like magic involves skill or thought summer make it look like it's coming out of your butthole yeah yeah [Music] without consent you want to go to boob world summer uh not today this sucks [Music] hello i'm that supreme court lady and you did it we did something come with us if you want to live at a lower standard than this guy guess god damn empress is everything all right um seize them [Music] took you so long you left me here we didn't know you were with us do you know how much i've had to deal with you're in a cape summer how bad could it be no bad story ends with a cape you don't know anything about my story all is glorzo god wait so all you do is live half an hour eggs and die yes we love it i'll do it right now okay you guys don't have to listen to me but i vote you don't do that and who's up for changing things around here later chodes hit me on the next one summer i wanna oh really why are you building a faraday box to block out the signal oh my god grandpa's ghosting someone i'm not ghosting hey give it back summer nick please answer me i'm pregnant oh my god grandpa you boy i'm not a boy summer why is it so hard for you to let nature in cause this sucks ass camping is just being homeless without the change that attitude is exactly why we're out here here take a bite of this tasty treat oh you think this s'more makes you special what because someone said good job to you once when you were 10 that's actually really sad dad let's be real you've been high routing us non-stop forcing us to do nothing in the middle of nowhere because it's the only way you're gonna level the playing field isn't it because if you move the bar so low you might actually seem like you're worth of jesus christ you really need to stop hanging out with rick if i die don't eat my ass that'd be weird well i think we got this bro are we dead did we die i don't ever want to be high again i i got scared straight oh my god i got scared straight can i have the belt it would really piss off morty fantastic idea what the hell you jerk give it i'll just see you at cheerleader practice should i bring a poncho shower fire the shower's on fire step aside girls i got [Music] what it i doing wrong ugh her eyes are closed dream team rides again oh yeah we're like luke and leia uh except no kissing part what's another famous brother sister team the hansel and gretel okay right those two were [ __ ] let's lick tits okay i don't love that of course you don't cause you guys aren't getting any actually your father and i have been very sex-positive lately ew dr wong suggested we experiment we've been watching pornography together i might never come back from the ocean oh you'll have to tone it down babe what do i do i have the shell should i blow it wait is that don't blow it destroy the horn what the hell you were supposed to destroy the horn how was i supposed to know that i told you he's an ice-cold dick killer nimbus oh wait so how can he he's a summer he's mr nimbus he controls the police can i kill god stop summer beth do you hear this sweetie don't get all worked up before your job interview job interview yes is that so hard to believe actually yeah something's off grandpa rick do the decoys know their decoys wouldn't be very good decoys if they did some some so they think they're us that's the deal how do you know we're not decoys oh my god we're decoys oh god i i'd never joke about this there's a bar code morty a barcode on the interior of my left ass god damn it just tell me if i'm real sporty do it bro summer you [ __ ] idiot we're not decoys what when squid started killing decoys decoy started checking their decoys and learning that they're making decoys that's making them seek out and run into other decoys say decoy again [ __ ] you this costume smells like ass god there's no pleasing really bad rick did you let a gym coach break it in why are we wearing these cuz we'll fit in and avoid detection as we take out all the squids what about the squids there were squidwards who realized their decoys and wanted to kill the other decoys yeah it is a lot huh well peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item who's next we're losing the costumes thank god this decoy outfit smells like ass summer wait we don't have to do this we're both summers shouldn't we at least try molly before we die you know what yeah this noise oh wait i don't know who to shoot i can't deal with this i had to kill myself you have to too summer he's a sentient amalgam of natural elements so i don't believe age applies to her great taylor murphy dumps me the day before his hella big pool party and my little brother's dating a phase four superhero just shoot me in the [ __ ] head until i die and i'm gonna drug it up and suck it up before each one goes kablammo and i'm taking my favorite grandkid along with me hell yeah ten seconds on more gluts and you'll be up to your neck and i could give two shits about what's-his-ass and also herpes oh my god thank you grandpa rick you're not going i'm not last time i checked this wasn't russia not russia jerry my heart is broken and i deserve to let loose and if you don't like it you can suck my bigger tit adios c-words [Music] all right time to set the rules lay it on me no whining done no crying and absolutely positively no getting attached we're here to smash mac's ass quantity over quality deal deal sorry but no man's tying down simpson tonight hit the dicks he oh lords honey you could had all this oh you broke the rule hello oh yeah baby sorry i messed things up with daphne shut up i get it really you're not mad i'm furious um sperm from space very impressive verbal forensic work jerry holy [ __ ] how big are space days don't answer that damn they must be huge gentlemen what do sperm want the same thing as a lumberjack in the morning or a fox at night pants eggs you want to control giant sperm you need a giant egg wait wait a minute sperm are hunters and what does sperm hunt eggs exactly and what would happen if we enlarged one they'll head right for it get mit on the phone and get this guy a nobel prize you became a woman today oh ready for all of the responsibility with none of the credit that's nancy reagan this [ __ ] [Music] mom i promise to use condoms even when it's butt stuff okay we have a lot to talk about tonight it's only a matter of time before bruce learns you're a creepy little grandpa's boy always climbing up into alien assets or the summersmith shampoos or pubes rumor okay you came to play we both need to acquire chet fact's loyalty before he finds out we're losers i think it's in our best interest to work as a team yeah most people would call that family you're so you have to like it or you're sexist is that classic snake boy that guy just keeps getting bigger hi summer smith morty's older sister wants some sofa wine it's been stashed four weeks should be good tasting tight i'm more of like a hard seltzer guy tight dude this [ __ ] plays it close to the vest yeah he really knows what's for sale i mean we're we're drowning out there we need to get interesting fast we're touching rick's stuff summer he said no can you guys drive it yes we just need to get the keys which i am you guys hang out or don't i'm not hang out hitler you are not rick that's correct car it's me summer remember keep summer safe buds i am aware of your existence yo guys bruce you're kind of a drip but know what's worse than self-appointed cool kids people who think they're better than they are oh he's really pissed this time why don't you guys just get it over with okay well thank you summer but i think i've got a better option god the bass is unhinged there won't be a single bird left in dc oh wow wiping out a native population on thanksgiving that's never happened before what did you just say well i i associated thanksgiving with genocide it's what young people do i gotta say morty it's weird that you wanted me to come but i'm actually excited about it that's excited stoked insane i didn't want you to come talk to rick that was the moment everything changed wait what i had gotten my first taste of respect and my first voiceover and i knew then and there i wanted more of both no hold on gene the homeless your kids and their grandpa are asking you to do an activity with them when did that stop being a parent's wettest dream i guess around the time our family created a giant incest baby oh my god we made a giant incest baby oh my god you might be a clone i exist because you guys fail to abort me we get the family we get not the one we want and if you want to keep the one you got get your asses into some anime spacesuits sometimes enough is enough morty what are you doing he gets obsessed summer when are you going to find your shape grandpa just gave everybody the high point of their lives and before he did every single one of you was trying to talk him out of it what the [ __ ] now he says we can go higher and big surprise it's time to drag him down again well i vote no voting no debate it's not a democracy it's a rick public you're in or you're out obviously i'm in i never said i wasn't me neither give me the key you'll regret this you level-headed obviously we predicted that might happen which is why we have yo-yo rick on standby but he got beef with yo-yo i kept rick removed from the ugly step if you got in his way i got you out of the way and that made more room to move up the head of my right arm i'm not sure what you do around here then [ __ ] off oh [ __ ] you excuse me i want your id mom are you mom can you control your rookie jerry's uh i'd like him to stay 40 so he can keep buying my friends molly i'd rather throw my vote away than use it to support a flawed system those were just some of our favorite summer moments over the past years but what were yours let us know in the comments below and i'll see you guys next time

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Length: 24min 10sec (1450 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 02 2021