Rick Outsmarts the Devil | Rick and Morty

this aftershave made women want me but it also made me a pretend a price for everything mr. goldenfold a price for everything [Music] negative effects holy cats ladies let's get out of here back you didn't use it sure I did to develop this it detects and catalogues all your twilight zone Ray Bradbury Friday the 13th of series voodoo crap magic I thought you might want it so you didn't accidentally sell anybody say a typewriter that generates best-selling murder mysteries and then makes the murders happen in real life Oh what don't you want to make sure people know what they're getting you're not intentionally selling beauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind I find this all quite preposterous oh I say good sir Oh harumph Oh Oh Popo that's beautiful you know it's gonna be wearing you in three hours do I need to call the police here you can use my phone don't worry it won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack grandpa Rick I like working here you work for the devil so what so what yes so what if he's the devil Rick at least the devil has a job at least he's active in the community what do you do you heat our food and make gadgets buh-bye I'm sorry mr. needful I'll clean that up I don't know what I can do about the ghost lady that came out of it but it's fine summer you know your grandfather's right this store curses people that's my business well yeah fast food gives people diabetes and clothing stores have sweatshops is their company hiring teenagers that isn't evil this is my first job you've been nice to me mr. needful you respect me please call me the devil I'd rather not during business hours if it's athletic prowess you desire principal vagina I might take it thank you very very much great store great place bye huh okay I must say summer I thought your grandfather's outburst would have disrupted business but this is the best weekend I've had since Salem nice wholesome too late for lunch she's at the vegan place yeah I love their soup I'm kind of soup down mrs. Tate is it what do you desire Oh slow down honey Oh is there a limit everything's free right let's just say you don't pay with money you pay with the curses right well mrs. Tate why do you want cursed items well I'm going to get to curses removed at curse purge plus you know the guy on TV what have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but both you and unforeseeable ways bring it to curse perch plus I use science to uncurse the items for cash and you get to keep the powers this guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster but guess what he would have had to run until he died making them worthless I've removed the curse making them worth like I don't know eight million dollars see you at the Olympics this eerily intelligent tall was threatening to murder its family now it does their taxes don't pay for cool stuff with your soul pay for it with money you know like how every other store in the world works we're located at first and main in Old Town come on aah come on down first diabolical son of a mother you

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Id: lN5ZZ64P4PM

Length: 4min 17sec (257 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 08 2019