Resident Evil 4 IQ

all right listen douchebag apparently people think we look alike personally I don't see it oh yeah I see that we got the same eyes same nose same lips and the chin oh my God please the glasses the glasses are staying on permanently hey buddy looks so lame you can't even see you don't even know that he has sunglasses on right now you don't even know that you can't even see it it's only when he talks and the camera zooms on his face that everybody gets mad nope I gotta screw it behind his head what what's wrong with me why am I like coughing you know we haven't heard yet we haven't heard um that one the really grungy Gravelly one is this a zombie or is this a guy also playing Resident Evil oh it's a zombie you can't carry a grenade it's gonna just explode on you what am I doing maybe not right now but eventually I want to go back to the other areas bro what are you doing somebody just said that into their screen their teeth they were close what are you doing what are you doing what is he what's he doing he hates this chat no you guys are fine if I bite my toenails uh no I did not I don't bite my nails really either uh nothing I would bite my toenails but I don't bite my nails because it kind of I always feel like it hurts my teeth or something like going like this would be like a bite like it like it messes up my teeth that's not very xqc I love you oh all right now let's go get the fish shoot the nest let's get the nest you dummy what do you mean is that gonna do something God the back seaters today God God all that for five handgun ammo and I just destroyed a nest God back seating today you know what uh mods put it in no chat only today it'd be so weird to scream without a chat I'll give you a little bit of inside info back in the day making YouTube videos a lot of times I would just open up the game I would just kind of sit here like this and I would be talking and making jokes and trying to find funny things to do and it's so much easier to do this with it just people that you know are here right now I remember talking to nobody sometimes and that's why I would always kind of be hanging out on a call um a lot of those old videos had you know like uh stir italics ooh stealth we were kind of always just hanging out in a call and she's like all right I'm just gonna record um a lot of times it would just be in the videos because they were just in the hall all right foreign you could have done this in like four turns you know here's the thing everybody some of you go to puzzles some of you are very strong some of you are very smart some of you are very funny some of you are very some of you are very fast some of you are very slow some of you are slow and strong and and we're all different okay we're all different people I'm not very good at puzzles but I do other stuff pretty good we're all different people some some of you are really good at this kind of shit but that's good I'm glad that you are not me not me if I can do that though you didn't see me did you I fucking can't do this shit I hate these more than anything I I hate these more than anything yeah do you want people to go I can't why can he not do this every time I've ever seen a puzzle like this I don't do it I just don't what and where would I do these by the way that's not it's not like it's not like the Sunday fucking Comics it's not like oh yeah let me do the fucking weird three triangle slide puzzle today who I've where do you do these if not only in Resident Evil before if this is the only time I've ever I don't do Rubik's Cubes if you give me a Rubik's Cube I'm gonna go fuck this man I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do this somebody else do it I'm not doing this it's only these are only impressive and evil I've never completed I've gone like this with a Rubik's Cube oh there's green on the top and there's yellow down there I got one row it's gone I don't into the trash well not into the trash until you know on the Shelf somewhere but you get all right all right everyone stop stop stop stop stop stop why would I buy a Rubik's Cube just throw it in the trash hey this needs to be on the bottom how do you get it to be that way no this is this is the it's on the top this has to go on the top those ones up there at the bottom I don't fucking know guys I don't care get me in there I don't keep shooting it open give me a give me a crowbar I'll get in there in one minute all right so that's this is the bright this has to go over to the right it's because it's all circles and shit I can't do it my four-year-old got this in six minutes you're a bad parent for like your your four-year-old play Resident Evil for this blood and gutsiness 2020 German would have gotten this no 2020 German would have stopped playing Resident Evil 4 after the first frame and you know that's accurate yeah oh yeah 2017 General no 2017 German would have played Resident Evil three four but three hours and then played a different game the next day it was so he was so much smarter than me he's regressing dude puzzles like this nope nobody does these well I ain't getting into the magical fucking Fortress good for you Resident Evil 4 villains put these in front of your door you know what forget about locks you don't want to get rid of keys you want to make it so nobody gets into your fucking house no more keys that you can lock pick and shit no no put one of these on your front door I ain't nobody getting it ain't nobody gonna get it do one of these to get in your house to get into your front door to get into your Fortress no one's getting in this is way more secure than a lock with a key what if you forgot the solution you've locked yourself out of the house under the Patrick's everybody I don't know why but a bunch of fishing equipment a fishing hat two free fishing poles a tackle box a big box of bait and stuff and they keep they're like what the fuck is happening I up you can't get in the house come on give me a little bit let me try it's like yeah just I don't know you put this on here shut up hold on a minute no no it's the other way you screwed it all up oh shit we're gonna get a locksmith in the locksmith shows up it's like I don't bro I don't know how to fucking get in your house I don't know how to get in here you're gonna have to use like fucking C4 to get into your front door to knock your door in I'm so fucked here okay I know I have to focus I know I know there's a lot of people that don't like these and I'm one of them and you I know that some of you are one of them too okay you guys have to help me you guys have to help me I actually I'm having a lot of trouble you have to help me I want to ask if we get ones hey guys I can't get in my house one's in the chat if I should rotate this all right do I spin this one okay everybody talking do I spin this one again no okay all right all right all right do I spin this one this must be humiliating no not really I just don't do I'm not like a puzzle guy you know I'm just not I don't care I'm not a fan but you're doing such an easy puzzle maybe for you but my brain when I turn this it's like it's like when fucking what's his name the weird dog weird Doctor Strange when Doctor Strange has said this in every fucking timeline and he's like when I spin this I see every possibility in my brains like dude just walk away all right spin this one fuck they're weird I'm fast as fuck though I guarantee you if I had a crowbar I would solve half a problem I could solve it I can solve most problems with a crowbar I think getting in somewhere helping I just just give me just give me the Crowbar and I can fix everything you are two steps away what spin left holy shit how did you guys do that how did you do that collectively in two turns what I am no I am actually fucking losing my mind how that's not I did all that work I did all that work I did all that work that's bullshit and you know it I did all that work in two fucking moves you finish it I did all that work that was barely any of your work there's no way there's no way to move yeah I was I loosened the lid I had the pickle jar and I was like and then you took it and after like 25 minutes of me doing that you went I don't understand it's easy no I did all the work I ran the lid under hot water I got a paper towel I oh I did all that it's funny because you are theoretically smart exactly in theory I'm very very intelligent very intelligent but in practice not so much I should have been a I should have been a philosopher you know what I mean just like just talk and just I come up with theories and maybe some solutions other people will do all that though I'm just gonna drink wine and talk that's what I should have done I do that anyways I hope that was entertaining because it was very embarrassing and very painful I'm all right I can't wait to see you know all the clips German's performance IQ is zero and it's gonna be that whole rotated all the comments are gonna be like I actually can't even how is it even possible like how does he how does he drive a car it's like not even how's this guy operated I'm gonna be like no I have a performance IQ level is pretty low I'm wearing the the gamer vest that vibrates and shocks when things happen dog you want to help because I could use it oh no what the fuck am I doing yeah talk is so bloody on one side it's like two face the dog half a dog's body is like fucked up Ashley Graham are you in here just let me go listen wow I think there should be some kind of code word to be like you know that I'm here and I'm like a good guy to me Escape salvation we both just had the same dream what what's going on oh shit okay all right all right stay behind me oh my God I just shot Ashley in the fucking head all right I'm gonna put this one on just keeping the sunglasses on casual or romantic I think it's this one trying to save ammo oh shit that guy's a mask on this way this way this way this way this way oh my God go go go go go go go go go go go go actually up here oh my God get up get up get up get up get up get out of the way get out of the way get out of the way oh leave oh no oh no I'm in trouble um I think I killed him about that imagine I saw him like two hours ago in game and now I'm dressed like this what's the explanation here I dyed my hair since we talked two hours ago don't you feel like I saw his outfit and was like I gotta one-up you I'm sorry I'm fucking such a weirdo oh I thought it was my hands fuck my arms would be skewered right now I blocked out with my fingers what the fuck dude honestly there's something about anybody else feel like this it feels just so wrong watching Leon get killed is so it's so fucked up looking isn't it because everybody knows it's it's like watching the main character just get killed so violently it's like Leon doesn't die he's in Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 4 Resident Evil 6 Resident Evil Dead 10 probably he's such an iconic character that watching some random guy snap his neck is just so strange looking oh I'm fucking dead here he's gonna hit me right in the head get the fuck away from me dude get away from me oh my God what do you mean pay attention oh yeah you're the reason why the devs put bright yellow paint on everything no it's because the contrast of the new graphics made having the barrels be a lighter color be kind of distracting and they changed it for that reason they changed it because it was contrast it go look at the death notes okay wait here what okay hmm I'm having her play a horror game every hard game you go into the uh a blocker like that and then you just that happens every time [Music] it's not good why would you do a backflip oh my goodness oh I'm so dead what are you doing over here get out of here I just look over she's just sprinting towards me oh there's two people with chainsaws here you okay oh shit are you all right nice shot just like through the fucking head oh here he is welcome to my castle such a pleasure to Nelly make your make you holy shit the hell are you he looks crazy in this one it's down here quick Ashley hide okay I remember I do remember this part [Applause] apparently I don't remember this part I remember this part so these guys are awful I forgot about this enemy okay um I forget I know you have to like bait them ah [Music] oh shit oh shit oh my God oh those guys are so bad I distinctly have a memory of a part of this game in a little bit maybe like an hour or so it's one of the worst parts of the whole game it's so scary and it's so awful and it's including those guys that is not the enemy I was talking about there's another one after that that I find to be worse I'll give you a quick hint [Laughter] come on go go go whoa what happened to her why can't Liam just give her a gun for at least a brick you wouldn't believe what you could do with a brick honestly if somebody threw a brick and it hit you right in that face I think that's as bad as as getting like shot right I mean that would probably just kill you you could be a backpack with a bunch of bricks and I I think we'd be all right in here you'd be a backpack full of bricks and okay and the front compartment is like six bricks and in the side compartment or four you know the other compartment in the backpack of four bologna and cheese sandwiches wrapped in uh in Saran Wrap I would and a crowbar and put a crowbar on my belt I'm making it out of there how far can you throw a rock probably really far I would be like hop hop hop run yep you have to be I'm gonna be in a pulse print how much how much how far can I Sprint before I do it are we talking standing still from here no pivoting just kind of throw or do we mean one two three four five done it because with like a power walk into a triple quadruple Crow Hop I could probably throw it 100 yards is that all right foreign that should do it I guarantee I can run faster than you I guarantee it I guarantee it can't imagine all of us all fucking 13 000 of us are at like a fucking 100 meter dash and I'm and so here we go start I blow by all of you and I'm gonna be looking back I'm gonna be you're all gonna be in the review some of you gonna be like okay I can't do it and I'm already finished you're 37 and you only eat raw radishes and mayonnaise that's not my diet man I eat fucking chicken I eat lean turkey spinach lettuce kale hummus chickpeas fruits apples carrots I've started eating an apple pretty much every day they're going to be sprinted in 100 meter dash I'm gonna be so far ahead of you and I'm just going to take an apple out and just be like in this fucking place just keep running would you run with your arms out like Naruto no I would run like this oh I hate this gun so much I feel like that's chat it's like it's all right hey nice job you're doing great you're doing a good job don't worry you're doing good I'm just sitting here like I hate this fucking game I know it doesn't matter foreign oh my goodness he moved right at the very end let me up it's gonna be out of here let me out of here I hate this weapon what would you do if you were cloned it'd be bad because initially I would make the Clone do everything be like oh wait hold on I gotta go to the grocery store you go I've hey clone I need you to stream you should go stream well I need you to uh to work on the the washing machine broke you can like call somebody who figured I'll fix it and I would I would become gradually over like a two or three four month period I would gain probably 150 pounds so that I would be like the big unhealthy version of myself so it wouldn't be like oh look it's germa the people would know that it was I wouldn't be able to hide it anymore I would be like yeah you go do that go through this go do that go do that and eventually I would just kind of probably be really unhealthy we would have to split it we would have to split okay so if you're gonna okay if clone One You're Gonna stream on Monday I'll stream on Tuesday I'll do the laundry on on Wednesday you do the laundry on you know next what you know what I'm talking about we'd have to make a system it'd be like having a roommate it would be a roommate but it would be a roommate that looks exactly like you that can do things that you in place of you do you think what about if the Clone like if I attacked me see I don't know if the Clone is me and it knows exactly like what I would be doing and where I I don't know we wouldn't it would be a stalemate twins exist you know yeah twins exist we're talking about a clone like a carbon copy of me a clone that means it has all my I'm assuming it has all my memories it has all my my preferences my my whole life right I mean it would be a carbon copy of me oh [Applause] get on the fucking ladder oh a beetle nice you see how weird that was that was weird that person slid in they skated in I got him adios

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Length: 29min 52sec (1792 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 13 2023