r/EntitledPeople - Karen YELLS at a Drill Sergeant's Wife! Worst Mistake Ever!

hello my wonderful beautiful friends welcome back to our slash entitled people where you'll hear stories about people who truly believe they can do no wrong and that they should always always get what they want guys you know the drill before we dive into today's stories i've gotta show you a video so apparently an entitled homeowner feels that he shouldn't have to pay for the work done because the person doing the work wasn't on time and this is what happens this is absolutely glorious hey if you refuse to pay for the work after it's done you shouldn't get to reap the finished product am i right guys my friends in this episode you're going to hear some super entitled stories so the first story you'll hear about a time that karen took op side the second story and the one you're here for karen gets absolutely destroyed in a grocery store after messing with the wrong person the third op's entitled family demands a vacation and will finish up with a revenge on an entitled sister my friends i do hope you enjoy the stories today and do hit that subscribe button for future stories about karen's let's dive in so this happened earlier this evening i'm still shaking my damn head over this one so i work in a hospital as an er nurse which means i start at 7am and by 9 in the morning all the cares i possess are gone and by the end of my 12 and a half hour shift i'm pretty much just done with people in general now don't get me wrong i love my job but fighting darwinism can be exhausting so after a rather grueling shift i stopped by the grocery store for dinner i'm tired and feeling super lazy at this point so even though i'm only grabbing a couple of things i use a regular cart because you know i can lean on it i do my shopping pay for my goods and head out to my truck just to inform there's no khakis involved here store employees usually wear dark brown slacks white collared shirts and ties i was wearing an incredibles scrub top and yes the animated movie and no you can't judge me and also bright blue scrub pants after loading my groceries i of course return my wheeled crutch i mean shopping cart to the corral and return to my truck when a woman screams across the lot she says boy i'm done you can take my cart now huh i know i look young but really boy she then says come over here and take my cart i told her yeah no sorry and she responds what do you people get paid for just do your damn job and take my cart i told her yeah that's going to be a hard note from me sorry i start again back towards my truck the woman at this point decides to thrust her cart towards me it rolls as carts with wheels usually do and to me it's like a train wreck i want to look away but i can't i'm mesmerized by the free range movement of this cards as it runs right into a jaguar a nice clean brand new shiny jaguar and a woman who totally looked like a karen you know the type just getting out the karen obviously starts screaming and hollering as only a karen can the woman's trying to blame me for not running to catch the cart i'm trying very hard not to start laughing i finally get back to my truck as she's screaming at me to stop because this is my fault i should have collected her cart in the first place the last thing i heard before closing my door and driving off was the karen screaming at the woman about how he's wearing scrubs how could any idiot think he works here are you stupid i think this was the first time i've ever rooted for a karen oh my goodness my friends that was fantabulous listen i know peter described the woman in the jaguar as a karen but in my opinion i don't believe the woman in the jaguar was a full karen she's that superhero that opie never asked for that swooped in and saved the day i also love this person's comment right here maybe she's a sharon karen's slightly smarter sister i don't know maybe she is but i can tell you this that the next story doesn't involve a sharon but a karen so before i start the story i have to tell you about my husband i'm french and we met while he was on vacation in europe one thing led to another and i now live in ohio with him he's a hard-working gentleman and an army veteran of two conflicts and though he has a very serious and almost hostile demeanor think resting [ __ ] but angrier he's really a big teddy bear quick to make a joke or pull a prank and really easy to laugh he is also very protective of me since i'm not here to gush on him i'll go on so we were out getting groceries last week and as we were checking out i was bagging up all of our stuff because the store now requires that you bag your own goods if you bring your own bags no big deal he pays and i stay to help a senior citizen behind him i was helping her bag her groceries and put them in her cart and we offered to help put them in her car she shuffles away from the register and i move to follow and as i turn away i hear behind me where the hell do you think you're going i turned to see a very angry looking karen glaring at me i told her politely that i didn't work at the store and i just stopped to help the lady to be polite and i was now leaving with my husband to go home i had never met a karen before so i thought this would be the end of it i turned to walk away and feel a vice grip on my arm and she says don't be lazy just do your job and bag my groceries now i didn't even have time to respond she had barely finished speaking when my husband wrenched her hand off of me and was yelling in her face this was the first time in 10 years we've been together that i saw the old soldier come out his nose must have been three inches from hers and his voice was loud and frightening and he says who the hell do you think you are how dare you put your hands on my wife she's told you she doesn't work here are you too god damn stupid to understand simple english go pay for your stuff beg your own damn groceries and don't you dare utter another sound out of your goddamn mouth the silence after that was intense a store full of people could hear a pin drop the look on her face wasn't even angry it was pure terror she shuffled back to her aisle and waited for the cashier my husband went to the old lady and said i'm so sorry you had to hear that ma'am i apologize if my behavior was offensive i hope that you'll still allow us to load your groceries into your car it was surreal like he just flipped on a switch and then flipped it back off also we got chased down by the store manager who suggested that we could be banned because of the yelling and causing a scene my husband just shrugged and said they'd better ban the karen too for assaulting me and that there's other grocery stores in town and we just go to this one because it's close and we did not get banned guys what a satisfying story if this isn't enough to stop a karen's entitlement and have her change her ways i'm not sure what else will so i bet she'll think twice before she yells at anybody or grabs a random stranger ever again or maybe not karen's got a karen right but seriously though do not ever grab anybody forcefully she's lucky she only got an earful from that husband i remember a story that i read a few months back where a karen gets tasered by op for putting her hands on her it's an incredibly incredibly insane story and yes it did deserve two incrediblys and i'll link it right here if you missed it my boyfriend's cousin has four children each of their kids is the personification of the word bratty the sad cousin refuses to discipline them and constantly makes excuses for their behavior she's also very judgmental of our decision to not have children she's often made some snide comments towards me implying that i'm the selfish wench who's depriving my boyfriend of the joys of raising children for these reasons and for her generally entitled behavior my boyfriend has cut ties with her however when he and i visited his parents home three days ago for his parents anniversary celebration we ran into her again my boyfriend's dad had urged him to use this occasion to mend bridges with the cousin so we both tried to make nice and engaged in small talk with her so during the conversation my boyfriend mentioned that we were leaving for melbourne for vacation in a few days at this cousin's eyes lit up and she says oh that sounds like so much fun my husband and i haven't gone anywhere since our honeymoon she whined some more about how hard it is for them with four kids and if only they could afford such luxuries etc etc i could tell where this was going my boyfriend probably felt sorry for her in the end and being kind and generous offered to buy them a weekend resort in mount abu the cousin's face all scrunched upset that's nice but why can't you just take us to melbourne with you my boyfriend's getting a bit annoyed but still patient at this point says well we just want to spend some alone time together plus we'll be meeting some close friends there and besides mount abu is a beautiful place your kids will love it the cousin in the annoying karen tone says i still don't see why you can't take us to australia you're being so selfish going on this great trip and sticking your family with a cheap weekend getaway cousin wearing the expression that morons wear when they think they've had a bright idea said oh i know why don't my husband and i go to mount abu and you can take our kids to melbourne i responded what it's a great idea the kids can have fun in melbourne with you too and my hubby and i can enjoy a peaceful weekend this way the kids can actually spend some time with their uncle you never make time for them at this point my boyfriend says i'm offering for the last time it's either the weekend in mount abu or nothing at all and why the hell would we ruin our vacation taking care of your kids cousin response how can you say that my kids are so well behaved you'll have so much fun spending time with them besides my husband and i could really use some quiet time together you and op don't have any responsibilities you don't have any idea how hard it is to raise four kids you can afford this trip i don't see why you won't share with family boyfriend tells her one more word and you're losing my mount abu offer on hearing this the cousin shut up we all had a nice dinner together and she was mercifully quiet if only her kids had followed her example now you'd think this would be the end of it but no we seriously had underestimated her dedication and her careness so this morning the cousin shows up at my apartment with the kids in tow i was shocked to see her of course and asked if something was wrong she smiled and said i'm just here to drop the kids off you're leaving tonight right after taking a second to recover from the shock i asked did you fall and hit your head on something we told you that we weren't taking your kids with us what part of that did you not understand so she then tried to convince me that my boyfriend had called her later on and agreed to take her kids i knew this was complete bs and called it such so the cousin becomes enraged and asked if i was gonna break her kid's heart why would i break our promise how my boyfriend could be so cold etc etc i called my boyfriend after telling him what was going on and turned on the speaker my boyfriend proceeded to chew her out brutally telling her that he was no longer going to pay for their weekend getaway and that this is the exact kind of behavior that made him cut ties with her so the cousin takes her kids and stormed off boyfriend and i are having a laugh over this and are still wondering what made her think that this plan would ever work hold on how the heck did that karen cousin think that opie and her boyfriend was gonna be able to take the kids to australia last minute does she not know how flights work you gotta book the tickets dude you can't just show up to the airport with four extra kids in tow and say oh by the way uh i gotta bring them with me or was she planning to ruin op's vacation by leaving the kids with them preventing them from going on this amazing vacation to australia without them [Music] when my sister and i were in middle school our favorite snack was cool ranch doritos most of the time my mom would keep a bag in the pantry for us in a perfect world my sister and i would have split the bag 50 50. but that never seemed to happen my sister was super entitled and greedy and would usually eat more than her share and she'd even eat an entire bag with her friends without any regard for me i'd complain to my mom that i wasn't getting the doritos i was entitled to and she'd tell my sister to stop hogging them but that never worked i remember being upset often because no matter what i did my sister always seemed to beat me to the doritos but one day i got home from school before my sister i noticed that there was a brand new unopened bag of doritos in the pantry so i did what any person experiencing my frustration would have done in the situation i opened the bag licked all of the seasoning off of each dorito set them off to the side on a pile of paper towels to air dry and dumped the residual seasoning out of the bag i then put the doritos back into the bag afterwards and secured it with a chip clip my sister arrives home shortly thereafter with her friend she eventually went to the pantry grabbed the doritos and plopped down on the couch with her friend they began eating the doritos i stood from afar watching them they were like two vultures tearing apart a dead raccoon i managed to stifle my laughter until my sister's friend blurted out these don't taste like anything and then i ran in there time to claim my victory tears of joy running down my face snot dripping out of my nose the whole nine yards laughing maniacally i looked at them and sang cause i licked all the seasoning off my sister yelled mom and her friend looked at me in disbelief so fast forward i was punished afterwards but it was totally totally worth it guys the level of vindictiveness that op possessed at such a young age is truly impressive i want to grow up to be just like opie i bet she's out there fighting karen's right now as we speak and that my friends brings us to another end of our slash entitled people guys we survived if you enjoyed the stories today do hit that thumbs up and if you're not subscribed make sure you hit that subscribe button so you don't miss out on any more ridiculous karen stories and if you didn't catch the last episode of our slash entitled people a karen prevents a doctor from saving a patient's life absolutely ridiculous check it out if you haven't and i'll see you guys in the next one i love you my friends stay safe out there

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Id: YUfczBztod8

Length: 14min 38sec (878 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2021