r/EntitledPeople - I Birth you... I OWN you...

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of reddit this is your host zach and today subreddit entitled people this story is called but i need to use your computer a tale of my mother for cathartic purposes and your amusement i should like to tell you a story some 20 years old about the mine of nerosis that was and likely still is my mother she was a special special kind of woman as you shall see one of the ways she manifested her deep deep resentment of her choices to marry and have children young was her absolute conviction that she owned her children and all they owned particularly impressively she owned her children and all they owned after she kicked the elder of the two out of her home permanently when the elder reached the mature and self-sufficient age of 14 years old the kicking out is relevant the age is not the elder moved in with her father's mother a sweet old woman just unknowingly beginning the symptoms of parkinson's disease and needing more help in company than expected that was nice the family took her there to live with her grandmother and her uncle gave her old computer parts from his side business of upgrading small business machines the hard drive was already wiped and let her build her first computer for schoolwork read video games perhaps being 14 is relevant after all and bought her internet access as well it was nice while this was happening the mother in question had discovered ebay the wonderful world of ebay where she could buy anything she wanted and experience excitement for once in her monotonous life it worked well with her immense store card debt and huge quantities of free time she became hooked she replaced her whole wardrobe of clothes and progressed to filling her very poorly kept and dirty home with new things one day the worst happened the internet went down oh no the horror with no internet how would she buy whatever it was that was finishing today terrible no but wait there was an answer for this problem the teenage daughter she had kicked out of her home a mere three weeks ago had an internet connection and a computer yes that would solve the problem and so she called up her daughter and told her i am coming over to use your computer it was this day that her daughter realized something that something was she was sick of this woman's crap no she said it was actually terrifying because she hadn't said no so abruptly to her mother since she was a toddler the woman was terrifying when she was angry quite possibly because of the missing and horribly discolored teeth and terrible breath when she got in one's face but the unhinged rage helped to i have an auction finishing said the mother no said the daughter again cause we are doing this this is a thing now i am coming over to use your computer mother said firmly i won't open the door said her daughter you will i am leaving now the mother growled menacingly this was before any of the family had mobile phones they were around but terribly expensive and so both had only the landline she hung up and so the daughter locked the door a door in a frame reinforced with steel sometime earlier after grandmother was robbed by a charity who look after the elderly this is relevant she also got a weapon and went to sit on the stairs opposite the door their homes were a 20-minute walk from each other the weapon in question was a reenactment snore sword because what kind of a child with a mother like this grows up normal so she sat at the door and she waited and her mother arrived and rang the bell no one answered she knocked no one answered then she began to scream to be let in no answer and then screaming about missed auctions she began to beat on the door she kicked it finally a response i'm not opening the door she got angrier and screamed louder and kicked harder i will call the police her daughter told her and thus the dragon was defeated she was momentarily enraged but it dawned on her apparently that this might actually happen and so she angrily stormed home to call her husband and relate the story of how their selfish child lost her in ebay auction by refusing to let her use her computer and even threatened to call the police on her her husband was deeply angry at their daughter because how dare she say no to her mother who birthed her her grandmother by contrast was relieved that this woman had finally been told no and was kept out of her house their daughter remained unimpressed with her mother and this was the story of the last time my mother ever failed to believe me when i said no to this day i have never been able to use that sword outside of setup fights we haven't spoken in 10 years except for one slip up when she got a new facebook account that wasn't blocked i hope you forgive my convoluted writing style i was having fun with it edit haha yes i'm going to make another edit i am sorry to all you out there with bad teeth who are not terrifying special people who scream in other people's faces if it made you feel self-conscious to mention this it is really only a problem with under three inches of distance between a screaming mouth and one's eyes and nose well first of all uh sorry your your parents suck be sucked i don't know but it is relieving to know that you did have your grandma on your side because i know in a lot of cases you can feel like there's nobody there for you especially when it's your parents who are the ones who suck um but anyway uh that was a really cool story thank you for sharing uh also don't kick your kids out at 14 unless they like do some really crazy stuff in which case well that's professional jurisdiction not mine alright this story's called entitled human show everybody that freaking face good afternoon loves i hope all is well i am currently in my room typing this out as my cat chica is chewing on my foot some backstory i work in a hotel i have for three years and i have dealt with some crazy people and some pretty entitled people however thanks to the usage of smartphones social media and brovid it seems like people have taken it to a whole new level i was working a normal to 11 shift my shift started out as normal housekeepers yelling at me they do it because they love me i think either way i deserve it along with me just fixing some errors my co-workers didn't know how to fix easy it was a pretty fast night no problems at all at 9pm though everything went downhill so fast however everything else wasn't significant or as bad because yeah guests started screaming at me i understood their frustration and they did realize they took it out on the wrong person they were very apologetic and i gave them a free ice cream from the marketplace we have as well as my manager's cards for them to help them further what they wanted was for management to decide simple however this one entitled jackass we will call dan decided to take it to a whole new level dan came in at about 9 45 p.m i had just gotten done handling a problem with somebody else but i was still very chirpy like chirpy to the point people thought i was on crack nope just three coffees and a red bull a lot of ha-ha's there well dan walks in and asks for a room price how much is it for a room with two bands it'd be 105 plus tax my good sir um i think it's cheaper online if you wish you can book it online it is perfectly fine whatever makes your life easier well in that case i'll go ask my wife she's looking in the car sounds like a plan i'll stay right here till you come back thank you dear dan walks outside to his car to ask his wife if she found something cheaper she did not so he comes back inside they're about the same we'll just book it with you if that's fine perfectly fine with me i don't mind at all i asked dan to set his id and credit card on the front desk i am not allowed to touch their belongings i type in his first and last name along with phone number however the credit card he gave me didn't match his id sir is this your wife's card yes it is so i need to see her id with the card before i can put the card into the system because i can't take any credit card unless the owner is present with an id well then just put her name on the reservation and take the car that's not what i mean sir i need to see her id before i can further the check-in process this is policy well whose name did you put on the reservation your name this is the id you gave me but i can't take this credit card unless you give me your wife's id no you will just put a name on the reservation and you will take the credit card without her id i i can't sir i need her id before i can accept this credit card i don't like your attitude at all um attitude you're expecting me to give you her id but you're taking the credit card anyway i don't think that is legal uh is it crack they smoke like legit crack no sir that isn't at all what i said i said i need your wife's id because i can accept the credit card please provide the owners of this credit card's id and we can proceed no i will not you will check in the reservation without a rd right now you heard me loud and clear sir and we are not doing this insert me handing him his id and the credit card excuse me please vacate my property you are not allowed to stay here for refusing to provide id of the credit card and raising your voice at me get me your manager on your freaking phone now i will not you're more than welcome to grab the cards in the front with their information they're in on mondays please get out now no you are renting me a room right freaking now nope i am not get out please he stops laughing cox's head at me i just remembered you never asked for my awards number you can't kick me out because i'm part of the awards club you better get your crap together and check me here now as of this point now that doesn't matter at all and we also didn't get that far ahead in the check-in process for me to be able to ask you that information because you refuse to give me a matching id for that credit card i'm not asking you again get out of my hotel right now i was staring at him with a straight face what's your freaking name i'm gonna report you that's fine it's blah now leave what is it it's blah what does it say on your name tag it says blah get out now dan grabs my general manager's card slowly and starts laughing again i'm going to email you general manager right after this you're gonna get fired that's perfectly fine i am actually going to call her right after this so she can be expecting your email and an email from customer service i am not asking you again get out now oh i have a better idea let's show the world who you are dan takes out a cell phone and tries to film me i said nope i went into the back room oh you don't want the world to know who you freaking are is that it huh come on now show the world your freaking face dan is laughing like a clown even louder come on out show everybody it right freaking now i'm not asking again he had clearly lost it i didn't realize though there was a guest in the lobby that stays with us a lot he has a little dog named penny and so we all know who this guy is because his dog is very known around the hotel get out right now and do not come back dan got really quiet and started laughing really hard like a clown again well it turns out she has back up so sad she can't fight her own battles leave dan leaves you can come on out dear he's gone i slowly peek out around the corner and i thanked him a lot and waived his pet fee for the night and for every stay he has coming up he slowly walked away whistling with penny at this point the wedding party we had had in the meeting room came out and was like is everything okay they're drunk takes time to process i told them what happened and the groom and his groom's men went outside and looked around and told me to run to the meeting room if he comes back i texted my general manager and let her know she was pissed my general manager can be a karen when needed she doesn't mind fighting back and is a karen in the sense of sticking behind her employees backs no matter what my manager actually came in 10 minutes later because her cousin was in town and at the hotel for the night so she came to say hi to them she found me in the back hitting my head against the wall saying frick over and over again she asked why i told her what happened she too was pissed off she too can become a karen when needed they are both waiting for the emails from dan side note my meeting room can hold up to 50 people with provit happening we cut it down to 25 person limit for social distancing the wedding party had less than 25 and were wearing masks the whole time and they even rented out a second room by the meeting room to filter out and everything they were responsible people with everything and respected our new policies put in place wowie kazawi that was that was quite the story i actually really like this one financial elephant by the way i hope you're a viewer if not then great minds think alike i guess i think it's pretty funny how uh the op just like as soon as he pulled out the phone they're like nope and just went away that's great and also cool guest your cool guest this story's called but they don't have tables so if anybody has seen my post i own a small bistro type cafe coffee sandwiches pastry all that jazz i have been open since december ouch that was unfortunate timing we are located in a strip business type building where all the storefronts are next to each other a few doors down from me is a domino's when brovid hid i started putting tables out on our section of the sidewalk for people to sit and eat at as things loosened up a bit and i could have customers sit inside i kept putting tables outside as customers were enjoying them and the weather still allows it then the other day i had this happen and dear lord i got a great laugh out of it two women went into dominoes got food and came and sat at our table now i have labeled them for my business customers only however they came and sat down at the tables to eat their dominoes now had there not been customers in line ordering and potentially going to sit out there to eat i probably would have let it go but in this case i couldn't so i went outside and said sorry ladies but these tables are for our customers only and one of them looked at me very displeased and completely serious said to me but domino's doesn't have any tables to sit at not my problem i almost burst out laughing so again i said i'm sorry but you have to leave so my customers can sit there so the other asks well or can we sit again not my problem i responded i really don't know maybe you should go ask dominos the expression on their face clearly showed they were not happy with that response then the first one that spoke said you should have a sign or something but you probably like kicking people off the tables with a smile i point to the sign she turns red they got up to leave and one says we're never coming back here to which my first thought was you never came here in the first place yo you should have freaking used that opportunity to be like yo you need some drinks with that pizza what about some freaking uh some some coffee with your pizza that's what italians do right espresso with a slice of with a slice of pizza i'm joking but anyway man it's not an easy time to be a restaurant owner you gotta line them pockets buddy boy don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode

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Length: 17min 43sec (1063 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020