r/Prorevenge "HOW TO HANDLE ENTITLED TEACHER!"

your options have embarrassed me and this school for the last time how dare you make such a fool of me in front of my friends Oh umbrage you thought that was bad just wait till you see what's next r slash bro revenge today's story is called I use the rules of the church to take vengeance on an entitled teacher after she humiliated me for years from user clay Andra won thank you so much for letting us read your story and if you're an author who would like me to read your stories next please submit them to the r / mr. reddit subreddit and if you're new don't forget to subscribe for new stories every single day I used the rules of the church to take vengeance on an entitled teacher after she humiliated me for years hello mr. reddit I hope you are well just a heads up this is a bit long and I am dyslexic so please forgive any mistakes that are found I'm going to call in title teacher umbrage because she was literally the real-life Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter so for a bit of background I'm Northern Irish and here religion is a bit of a big deal not as important as decades past but still basically if your family is Catholic or Protestant it can determine your whole lifestyle where you live where you go to school what groups you can join what party you support even who you marry I'm what's known as a half er meaning my father's family are Protestant and my mother's family are Catholic my sister and I ended up being raised Catholic because even though my parents nor my father's family are very religious my mother's family is so we got sent to Catholic schools and some of the teachers we've had were the kind of crazy that you try to keep far away from this story stars one teacher from high school so as well as being dyslexic I also have Asperger syndrome and I wasn't diagnosed until high school my mom was terrified of me getting bullied in high school because of it she made it very clear to my teachers that they're not to make a big deal out of it about two weeks into my first year I got called out of class to meet my counselor mr. hazard crazy teacher number two not very important to the story and my year head umbrage they said they wanted to explain to me and my friends about my Asperger's and dyslexic so that we could understand it a bit better I didn't really understand it myself by the time mom didn't want me becoming paranoid about it so only wanted me to have the essential details until I was older and I had only two friends so I said I would like that the next day my whole class which was about 50 kids small school was called doin assembly all about me my autism as they repeatedly said instead of Asperger's which is much less severe how that meant I would be a bit odd and how everyone should be nice to me and so on it was unspeakably embarrassing I was not at all like what they were describing and enough time had passed that everyone knew about it afterward every student in the year took turns to come up to me and say how sorry they were that I had to go through that even the Mean Girls that didn't like me and the boy I had a crush on my mom was furious but Umbridge just said that I had asked them to do it and they were only trying to help me this is how umbrage worked if she wanted to do something even if she had been told not to do it by a parent or student she'll go ahead and do it under this manipulative guise of I'm your teacher I'm just trying to help you this was the first major incident of two amongst many many others smaller times when parents didn't get involved but incident number two was the one that took the cake by sixth year I was junior head girl and my grades were some of the top in the school I worked hard for all that and I had some great teachers that weren't hazard or umbrage who supported me umbrage was so proud of me and loved to brag that I was the mentally disabled girl who her school got to come out of her shell and raised to success ah I was a means to an end for this woman something to make her look good one night me and my two friends had a sleepover at my house without my parents knowing we made and played a Ouija board I know stupid risky don't mess with demons and ghosts yada yada trust me I'm getting to that and just to let you know nothing came of it and I even still sleep in that room so about a week later I got to school having basically forgotten about the Ouija board and the whole place is buzzing I'm wondering what was going on when one of the second-years runs up to me and asks all panicky Opie are you really a witch Umbridge is telling everyone that you are yup not joking or exaggerating Umbridge had somehow found out about what happened in my home and was blowing it up I felt cold and one of my friends who was still at the same school as me met me at the canteen and wanted to know what was going on neither of my friends had told anyone and we had no idea what had happened only my name was being thrown around not hers or other friends and my friend was ready to punch Umbridge we decided to try to be fair and talked to Umbridge ourselves we made our way to the teachers room and past the principal's office on the way we found my mother the school had called my mother and she was laughing apparently when Umbridge called my mom she just said we need to talk about something your daughter has done so she set my mom down with the principal who also wasn't aware of what was going on and mr. hazard mom says that her exact words were mrs. Opie are you aware that your daughter is in a cult mom burst out laughing and the three teachers were silent umbrage and mr. hazard in disgust and the principal and shocked at the accusations umbrage insisted my mom take this seriously and that she has a very reliable source who says that Opie was trying to summon the devil with the Ouija board at a sleepover last week Umbridge had details she should never have had like that we had made the board out of paper and a shot glass that is scarier than the ghosts mom laughed harder Umbridge you've no no peace and she was 11 you watched her grow up you should know better than that I totally believed that she played a Ouija board but never summoned the devil if me and my husband had known at the time her father would have made her a proper Ouija board out of wood yep that's how serious my parents took religion and the supernatural umbrage got laughed out and the principal apologized saying this should have never happened and we are not that kind of school or those kind of Catholics and I have teenage daughters too who have posters of vampires and werewolves in their rooms I know teenagers don't take this stuff seriously mom left still laughing and I'm Bridget hazard I assume got a long lecture from their boss not that it helped my hard-earned reputation was in ruins I got teased and stupid comments for months after I don't know what umbrage was thinking doing this I mean she loves having thee I'm higher than thou Stan's and talking down to students about menial things about this this was taking it too far and then Advan came in case you don't know Advent is a series of church services in the weeks leading up to Christmas a kind of pre Christmas except without presents are fun and every Advent and Easter Umbridge would make her year walk across town to attend her church's services she couldn't make us go every week as she would like to but come heck or water she will get us there for the major holidays now this is the stage for my revenge I have a really awesome godfather more like an uncle to me he is a very religious man he became a priest some years ago here's what I imagine a good Catholic to be he's the most kind generous and forgiving person I know he's also the most supportive person you can ask for when it comes to religion this is very important and it'll all come together don't worry when I was a kid I was an altar girl for the same church that Umbridge attended the first ever as I was told it was another thing she loved to brag about when I started to stop believing in God I felt terrible I thought that I was about to hurt the priest I served father Mick cannon but I still wanted to quit being an altar girl I turned to my godfather for advice and he told me something very important first that father mckennon won't be hurt and will understand how I feel second forcing anyone even yourself to keep praying to God when they don't truly believe it is not supported by the church he told me the story of the prodigal son who wondered from God and home but returned truly seeking forgiveness they told me that the point is that it's okay to not believe God and I'll always have someone to turn to if I need he was right when I talked to father mccannon he just smiled and said he understood my god father also taught me a little trick to use if anyone tried to force me to church or more especially to take Holy Communion when I didn't want to at last my vengeance so umbrage makes us walk across town to church in the winter and no coats because y'all all representing this school and your uniforms must be perfect everyone hates this we had exams to study for and didn't like being yanked out of class so as everyone is filing out of the cold I already had everything planned in my head but I decided to give umbrage a chance I waited until everyone else had gone in then approached her miss I was just wondering for Holy Communion can we just sit down I just don't feel it's very respectful for me to take it when I don't really believe anymore Holy Communion frania view non-catholics reading is basically the most important part of Catholic Mass everyone lines up and the priest says a little prayer with each individual then gives them a small circle of holy bread to eat it's a way to honor the Last Supper and remember Jesus dying on the cross Umbridge looked like I had just walked up and slapped her across the face out of nowhere Opie you are head girl of a Catholic school and representing us in front of the whole community you will take Holy Communion with that she marched me into the church and set me in the front row well I tried to be nice so the first half goes is normal I got away with staying quiet throughout all the prayers and songs then it came to Holy Communion there were three teachers escorting us and they lined up first to be free to hurt us teenagers up to the altar I was first after the teachers and as I stood I happily noted that the church was packed not one free seat anywhere I also happily noted the priest conducting the service was father mccannon so I approached with my hands on my shoulders arms crossed that's the trick and next and no one knows about it where I come from anyway it's literally a way to tell the priest I'm just here out of respect but I'm not participating seeing me made the father pause then I saw he recognized me I said hello Father McKennon with a smile that said I knew what I was doing he gave me the same kind smile that he gave me years ago made the sign of the Cross over my head while muttering a small prayer and let me sit back down on my way I saw everyone's faces they were all thinking the same thing what is she doing um bridges face was the best just to explain why this revenge was so good of course this was our bridges church and everyone in attendance not with the school knew each other and talked to each other of course she talked about me she would even bring me over sometimes to introduce me have you met my head girl from high school she has autism and was so proud of how far she's come did you know she used to be an altar girl so I concluded that if she was talking about me so much then naturally the devil child incident hadn't passed without at least a mention probably being more anonymous about who because of all the boasting she liked to do what I had basically done was planted the idea of the truth if not outright outed myself as the rumored devil child her beloved had a girl if I hadn't made a connection between me and the occult bang well getting a blessing instead of communion is a scandal in itself i sat back down with a big smile on my face after church was over we started back to school one of the other teachers another really awesome guy and my favorite teacher came up behind me and said excuse me missus but what the heck did you do my smile never wavered when I crossed my arms like I did it told the Father that I didn't want communion but I meant no disrespect that's it that's it he was smiling now - he knew me and knew the real reason why I wouldn't take communion Umbridge is furious with you she is staying behind to talk to father McKenna right now let her know I didn't do anything wrong and I gave her a fair chance before Mass started he laughed and I spent the whole walk back to the school repeating to myself about why I got special treatment to my fellow students I made it clear that I didn't just do it to get back at umbrage but because I found it is respectful to make people take communion when they don't believe apparently I wasn't the only one who had an issue with religion and many simply didn't know that they had a choice I could see the wheels turning in their heads when I said that anyone could do it so it's not just because you used to be an altar girl anyone can seriously do it even me for the first time ever we all hoped Umbridge would force us to church the following week of course she did and of course she ordered me to take my holy communion and I had better not pull the same stunt again obviously she had got nowhere with father mccannon last week and obviously had no explanation from her friends on Sunday of course I did it again and the whole class joined me around 50-something sixth year students lined up and got blessings and no one got communion all grinning like fools we've all been burned by umbrage at some point or another now we were burning back in the most personal way she had lost all authority over us in her favorite house I honestly think she lost it a little after because she was never the same the following week Umbridge called an assembly and gave a speech filled with crocodile tears how could you do this to me after all I've done for you kids you humiliated me and the school in front of the whole community my mother was attending last week do any of you understand how you made me look I demand that you all apologize right now say you're sorry silence she couldn't force even one fake sorry from any of us she looked to the other teachers for help but they just shrugged what could they do she was the year head not them did she want them to give the whole year detention suspend us we technically haven't done anything wrong Umbridge had lost she got no empathy from anyone but before dismissing us she did announce that father black father mccannon would be coming to the school to conduct mass and everyone will attend and take communion or else except for UOP you can stay set down it was a small victory but for most of us it wasn't enough father blacks mass was that afternoon chairs were lined up and a temporary altar was made in the PE Hall father black was a young new priest and he was coming in to replace father mccannon who planned to retire he was actually a really chill guy and loved telling stories I did feel bad that this was his first impression of our school I think Umbridge wanted to try to get the new guy on her side while he was still getting to know everyone that service was hilarious the arm crossing theme really was the visions that kept on giving once again Umbridge and the teachers went first for Holy Communion and the kids were lined up some students thought that Umbridge had had enough and they didn't want to make a bad first impression with father black most didn't care I sat there trying to contain my laughter as umbrage ran up and down the line like a frazzled chicken forcing people to put their arms down only for them to put them back up when she walked away eventually Umbridge just started telling people to sit back down these were just the normal handful of troublemakers who just wanted to mess with her everyone else though waited until they got right in front of father black though we were delighted that I got to stay sit down and happy to take it we knew Umbridge hadn't learned her lesson about respect and we were still rebels poor father black he knew the meaning of the arm crossing and seeing so many students doing it was probably making him wonder if he was definitely in a Catholic school afterward Umbridge chased everyone but the prefix out of the hall and us prefix were made to tidy away the chairs a couple of good teachers did stay to help us Umbridge had pulled father black into the hall after he put away all his things I couldn't hear what she was saying but I could see her through the window in the double doors her face was desperate and flustered as she talked father black just looked like he wanted to leave I did feel terrible for him and when he walked away and I saw umbrage taking a deep breath she was gearing up to come and rant at us again I told one of the teachers with us that I was going to the bathroom real quick and rushed out the other door after father black I caught him at the reception and I explained what was going on while apologizing between every other sentence father black just laughed looking really relieved oh I thought it was just me I thought it was because I was the new guy I was really worried he gave me his approval for standing up for ourselves and that's when umbrage came marching up the hall like an angry bull rhino I apologized again a bit louder for the receptionist to hear and he said also a bit louder it's okay god bless you my child he practically ran out the door Umbridge caught up to me why are you not in the hall what did you say to father black I just apologized to him I felt bad he had to go after that the receptionist jumps in to back me up on what I said as she had been focusing on the computer until then well then what about me Umbridge demands sorry miss don't you think you owe me an apology because of your actions you embarrassed the school in front of the town father mccannon and now father black don't you think you should at least say that you're sorry you should count your blessings that you're still junior head girl I have half a mind to suspend you if I weren't so fond of you fond of me she says I remember glancing at the receptionist's face the am I really hearing this face come now pink o P of how much support this school has given you over the years how many times I've helped you over the years don't you feel bad this stunt has gone too far don't you think that you should at least say that you were wrong and say you're sorry oh I remember I remember that manipulative tone and all the help she's given me I actually started to feel bad until she reminded me how she wrongly outed me as autistic in the most grand way how she needlessly had me followed and babied for years every time I had to make small talk with some perfect strangers because she wanted to brag about my accomplishments how even a month ago she told everyone I was a witch now she expected me to swallow my pride and say that I'm sorry like a good little doormat because I gave her a taste of her own medicine I don't think so I glared at her I glared at her so viciously but she actually took a step back I owe you nothing I walked away without being dismissed Umbridge and receptionist were left in stunned silence I didn't look at people like that I didn't talk to teachers like that I was Opie the good girl the one that was always polite that always followed the rules to the letter the one who always did as I was told and spoke to my year head with so much hate naturally I didn't get head girl the next year which everyone said was bull I didn't care I had worse stuff to worry about by then that's several entirely different stories I didn't spread any rumors I just told anyone that asked the truth that Umbridge just didn't get it she didn't understand why we decided to turn on her and they told others their friends and siblings in other younger years when I said that she was never the same before this was why her students didn't listen to her anymore her colleagues could barely stand her anymore I cannot empathize how important people's opinions were to her I haven't met anyone that knew her as a teacher that doesn't swear that she went a little mad in those last three years would it surprise any of you that until then Umbridge had been the religious studies teacher at our school I think he would be as surprised as we were when she became the science teacher when one of the elder ones retired no one had any idea how this happened she immediately set up a little altar next to the door of the science room with a little bowl of holy water and made students bless themselves as they came in and out she taught the Big Bang Theory like listen children you have to know this to pass your exams but don't take it seriously grades and science got so bad they actually brought in another science teacher to pick up the slack Miss Lin was very nice but very strict she looked out for my youngest sister after I left school Umbridge even became vice principal and she used that position to turn a study room in the library into an oratory a little room you can go to pray in whenever you want it was never used she made father black come back to the school every major holiday and at the end and start of the year's to hold mass and even got the bishop to visit who I had a very awkward meeting with the old man patted my head then just stood there talking with Umbridge the principal and father black with his hand on top of my head for like ten minutes again and again she had local newspapers come and report on the school sports team wins high exam results every sports day if it was noteworthy enough for a small County newspaper she made sure they talked about it and of course she slipped herself into every photo not even the principal did that joke was on her though her mention in articles basically amounted to on the far right of the pitcher is vice principal umbrage we don't know why she's there the more she tried to shove religion down our throat the more she tried to take credit for our accomplishments the students pushed back against her more and more and people just started to tune her out the higher position she shoved her way into the more ridiculous and mad she made herself look kids that came to the school after us were told by their older siblings that Umbridge was and not to listen to a word she said after I left she and hazard actually had the nerve to try and go after my two younger sisters like they expected them to be more passive than their big sister nope I'm actually the quiet one of the three my sisters didn't take any of what they tried to dish out if they try to push something on them - which was out of their control like a detention or a suspension for someone else's issues they didn't hesitate to get our mom involved I usually handle these problems myself very well when it was me and rarely got mom involved but my sisters never saw the point in trying to do it themselves when Mom did such a sublime job mom is a very very scary woman you just don't mess with her babies by the time she retired Umbridge was a broken woman she was honored by the school for 30 years of work but I heard the ceremony was quite half-hearted things most definitely improved after she left the school got some money and a lot of old rooms got redone and updated I wouldn't say that I planned all of that initially I was happy just to humiliate her in front of the whole congregation with the priest and all of my year backing me but I think I was the one that started it all definitely I can say that no one felt sorry for her in the end I met one of the ladies that still works in that school canteen today at work and I asked if she remembered Umbridge calling me a witch that one time her response was umbrage oh that woman was a cow mom once brought my godfather to one of my sister's parent-teacher meetings and full priests get up Umbridge apparently broke down in tears with the light and said Opie is so lucky to have such a good influence on her life ha that's the man that taught me every trick I used against you Umbridge still you're not wrong edit we did eventually learn about how umbrage found out about our Ouija board you see those two friends in me were also senior members of what is essentially our version of Girl Scouts we were there the night after the sleepover and were talking about the board in the bathroom when we thought we were alone turns out one of the counselors had also been listening at the door she told my old primary school principal and he called umbrage at my high school it was all done very quietly so there's a whole network of crazies out to get us lovely and congrats to our regionals of the day Isaac potato King sir all Jennifer and Joshua become tomorrow's Regenerist by dropping as many reasons you can in the comments below

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Length: 29min 32sec (1772 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 07 2019