r/EntitledParents - Entitled Aunt DEMANDS Birthday Money For Smokes! | Ep.10

hey everyone welcome back to another episode of your favorite subreddits entitled parents I hope you stay for all the stories and subscribe for future videos this story's titled but they're just kids why should I pay for the stuff they ate so this happened to a friend of mine here in Brazil let's call him M so M was in a supermarket with his mom let's call her an beginning of the month everyone got paid so there were a lot of people getting the month's groceries the line to the cashier was so long it went to the fruits department M&N were waiting on the line next to the apples and behind them there was a mother the entitled mom with two girls one was about 10 years old ek1 and another one was about six years old PK - that's when Eman and turned around to witness one of the entitled kids grabbing an apple giving in a single bite and putting it back with the other apples the entitled kid proceeds to get another Apple and do the same thing the kid did this - about five or six more apples and the entitled mom was right next to her pretending she wasn't seeing anything one thing y'all need to know about n she's not one to hold back her thoughts especially when something like this happens she then told em to hold her purse and proceeded to talk to the mother here's how the conversation went and says excuse me lady your kids are grabbing apples taking a single bite and placing it back with the other apples be entitled mom responds yeah I'm seeing that but they already stopped and you aren't gonna do anything not even pay for the ones they already ate but they're just children oh so children are allowed to eat free food in the supermarket if I knew that earlier I'd bring my kids so they could get free food - Ann is Italian in German so she has zero chill and tends to raise her voice sometimes the entitled mom looked at Ann with a dead face picked up each one of the apples and put it in a bag to pay for them this story's titled entitled bride finds out her kit isn't a superhero entitled kid finds out the hard way that a bad stage area and a wedding isn't a playground so I'm a musician in a wedding band and as such you'd expect the odd bridezilla now and again but this particular occasion managed to be a lovely crossover between parents and entitled bride hold on to your butt's so basically I don't know what weddings are like in other parts of the world but here in the UK at about 8:00 p.m. everybody makes their way into the main hall and takes a seat for the bride and groom to enter afterwards and begin the first dance I'd had a few email conversations back and forth with a bride before the night and she seemed perfectly amicable I spoke to her in person and we set up and were good to go she seemed a bit stuck-up but normally I just put it down to them being a little nervous or in some cases too drunk to care so how was she stuck-up well I introduced myself extended my hand to her stew shake it and she basically ignored it and went back to talking with one of her bridesmaids I waited for a gap in their conversation and said hi just to let you know that it's good to go for the first dance at 8:00 looking forward to it bride then turned around to me and said hey can't you see I'm busy just go away and do your job that's what I've paid you for alright so she's a [ __ ] that's fine I've dealt with horrible Brides before couldn't spy the groom anywhere so I did exactly what she said and buggered off for a while so 8:00 p.m. rolls around we're on the stage waiting for everyone to pile into the room about ten minutes later we get the thumbs-up from the wedding coordinator to announce them into the room I announced them in ladies and gentlemen please welcome onto the dance floor for their first dance as husband and wife mr. and mrs. blah blah blah everyone's clapping they walk in but the bride looks fuming she marches right up to me and says I wanted you to announce us as the blah blahs so I smiled apologized and tried not to let it bother me saying ladies and gentlemen give them a big round of applause as they take to the dance floor the blah blah's the bride then says yeah that's better for [ __ ] sake stomping onto the dance floor so by now you've got a decent idea of what kind of person I'm dealing with here very rude a control freak I've met brides before who are control freaks but 99% of the time they're still lovely so we get stuck into the first dance perfect by Ed Sheeran so original there are videographers photographers and about 70 or 80 guests there so as you can imagine for most wedding bands the first dance is the main part of the night you simply have to get right it's pretty stressful but as long as you're confident and know the song you're golden that is unless the bride's not knows infant decides it's time to enter your life the kid appears out of nowhere and starts running around the bride and groom he's just above knee height so I don't know maybe three years old for some reason he's carrying some sort of stick with a ball on the end of it kind of like a Wizards wand they're laughing everyone thinks it's funny and cute haha great then the kid decides it would be a great idea to abandon them both while we're performing the most important song of the evening he runs up to the drum kit and starts furiously smashing the cymbals while my drummer is trying to play the [ __ ] song now cymbals are very expensive and they don't appreciate being hammered by things that aren't drum sticks this is literally property damage but what the hell it's nothing we haven't dealt with before for some reason people assume that bands are totally cool with having their equipment played with and damaged despite the fact that it's our primary source of income anyway I'm just singing away trying to ignore it and assuming that someone anyone will come and collect the kid and Aunty and uncle a grandparent nope that would be the logical thing to do but nobody came up I'm trying to sing the song just at the second chorus and all you can hear is ting ting ting smash smash smash my drummer stops playing for a couple of bars to politely gesture the entitled kid to move away the entitled kid stops for a few seconds so I think it's going to be good so we're almost at the end of the song and the kid is running back and forth from my side of the stage to the other there are cables all over this area and speaker stands which with enough force could be knocked over if tripped into not only that but the drum kit itself bride seems to be oblivious to the fact that her son could be about to get his ear sliced off by a cymbal yes they're surprisingly sharp edged who would have known we finished the song we made it bride doesn't applaud true him seems happy enough though the kid goes away for a while and I'm amazed that nobody in the room thought it would be a good idea just to hold him until the first dance was over so we kick off the night halfway through the second song of the evening I have to stop the song halfway through because the entitled kid keeps throwing a balloon and it keeps either going straight at my face or in my stage area so I just say to the kid try to keep the balloon away from where we are please and I smile at him the entitled kid looks confused for a second then takes the balloon and goes away we keep playing boom two minutes later bride walks up and stops the next song demanding to speak to me holding her entitled kid who's now crying the bride says did you tell my son he can't play what no I only asked that he stays away from our stage area as you can see it's quite dangerous she interrupts me and says he can play where he wants you've made him cry I'm really sorry I didn't mean to upset him I was just saying we don't want him to get hurt the drum kit can be quite dangerous and he could trip over some he's perfectly capable of looking after himself you know this is my wedding you're right we just don't want him to end up being injured so would you mind just keeping him away from where we're playing brides has nothing looking like I've just taken a [ __ ] on her carpet and walks away with the kids still crying and holding as a balloon alright so I feel at this point I've done enough to warn her about the dangers of letting the entitled kid near all of our equipment I realize I'm really dragging this out now so here's the kicker about two hours later the entitled kid is still hovering around my stage annoying me I've been forced to guide him away several dangerous positions the entitled kid is running around the dance floor the dance floor isn't really far away from the band and the kid is running like crazy he slips he puts a hand out he slices his [ __ ] finger on a cymbal there's blood on the dance floor which I don't notice until my guitar player stopped playing with a horrified expression the kids screaming the bride is nowhere to be seen I stopped the song I take my bass off and have a look the kids index finger is like hanging off you can actually see the bone so a guest finally comes up while another one runs to get the bride I'm freaking out telling my drummer to phone an ambulance I know it sounds absolutely stupid now but I was genuinely panicking thinking oh my god this kid's got a [ __ ] die or something I can laugh about it now but at the time I was freaking the bride comes in announces her presence with an ear-splitting shriek picks up the kid and instead of carrying him elsewhere then screams at me this is your fault look at what you've done look what you've done to my boy the hotel doctor comes down ambulance comes to take the kid to hospital shortly after bride and groom leave with the kid needless to say we packed up all of our stuff and left we didn't get paid obviously and the bride left us a review which was genuinely full of so many expletives that I could barely read it basically she tried to imply that I was being horrible and bullying her kid all night so the moral of the story is if you're gonna bring kids to a wedding make sure you can either eight control them be get someone else to look after them or see don't act like your kids a [ __ ] superhero who can't do any wrong and can withstand the sharp edges of a cymbal this was all two years ago thankfully nothing like that has happened since but the amount of parents who've just let their kids do whatever the [ __ ] they want at weddings amazes me edit just to answer a couple of questions when I say we didn't get paid we still kept the deposit which is half of the fee and our agent eventually after two months of back and forth with a bride she coughed up the rest of the cash after he threatened to sue her some are asking how the hell this could have happened as cymbals are generally not that sharp I absolutely agree apologies if I made them sound like the deadliest weapons on earth but I'm pretty sure for a child anything could be a deadly weapon it was a freak accident I wish I could have actually seen it happen so I could tell you more but the whole night is a pretty horrific long lasting memory in my mind so I understand why people think this is fake but my memory of the kids finger hanging off speaks for itself I've even got a couple of lovely DM saying I should make the story believable next time yes because I'm so starved of attention I make up a story about a small child almost losing a finger this source titled antennal parent laughs when entitled kid poisons my dog and makes us pay over five thousand pounds in emergency vet bills so yesterday we had a family gathering for Easter at my Nan's house my pregnant aunty was there with her two kids aged three and five I was there with my family and my two dogs my nan made a large chocolate cake and placed small Easter eggs wrapped in foil around the edge my cousin's collected them and were throwing them around crawling under the table with them while my aunty sat across from them chatting mine and told her that chocolate can be poisonous to dogs so she said to them don't feed the dogs chocolate it can make them sick but she had no serious innocent voice so they carried on I spent the rest of the day keeping my dog away from the room as she's so small that only a small amount can make her really sick but she kept going back whenever she could when her kids got bored of that they spent the whole afternoon being really badly behaved and refusing to let people into the garden shutting each other's fingers in the doors and throwing things at people she just ignored it all and no one would say anything to her because she always kicks off when someone mentions how badly behaved her kids are and how she should control them when we got home at 7 p.m. my dog doesn't eat her dinner which isn't like her we brush it off as mine and probably fed her lots of treats two hours later she's throwing up chocolate covered liquid everywhere shaking won't stop walking around we decide at 10:30 p.m. to take her to the emergency vet that costs 400 pounds just to check her over due to it being a bank holiday we get there and she's thrown up several times before we even got inside and the vet is very concerned her heart rate has almost double what it should be and she's very dehydrated after a few tests they suggest we keep her on fluids for seven hours and come back in the morning it's 12 a.m. at this point we get a call at 5 a.m. to say she's worse and they think she's got a blockage in her digestive system so she needs an x-ray the x-rays show something that looks like a bit of foil blocking her stomach she needs surgery to remove it that'll cost three thousand pounds on top of the two thousand already owed for her stay in meds we call my auntie and tell her what's happened she laughs and says there are only little boys they didn't know what they were doing these things happen my mum says how she should be controlling them and she kicks off about how she's pregnant and her little angel didn't mean to hurt anyone they shouldn't be told off for having fun it's safe to say that's the last time we're taking our dogs to a family gathering edit da go is home the vet said to see if she can pass the blockage on her own today so we're taking her to her normal vets tomorrow for another x-ray and deciding what to do from there I'll get some legal advice on what we can do about suing as I don't know the laws or how to prove she was responsible this story is titled entitled aunt thinks she deserves my cousin's birthday money to pay for her addiction my cousin's birthday had recently passed meaning she had a decent amount of money that our entire family had given her in our family it's really common to just give your relatives money and a card once we passed like the age of 12 full-on gifts aren't really given much anymore anyway my aunt stopped going to work because she claimed to have medical issues what were those medical issues oh just being a raging alcoholic that's all this meant she didn't have a lot of money to spend so of course she does the only logical thing a parent does this conversation is between my aunt and cousin she says see come here hang on me and Kay are finishing our game my aunt comes storming into my cousin's bedroom clearly a bit intoxicated I told you to get your ass over here that wasn't a request it was an order I'm sorry we can't just pause this game of course I'm trying to be quiet it's none of my business when my aunt and cousin argue she then says where's your birthday money my cousin asks why I need some why do you need my money you never pay me back when you take it she then says where's the [ __ ] money I'm not asking again tell me where it is right now I'll tell you where it is when you tell me why you need it remember my cousin and I are still finishing our game of call of duty at this point beyond says it's none of your concern what I need the money for it's my money I deserve to know what you're buying with it fine I need some [ __ ] cigarettes I'm not giving you my money so you can buy cigarettes I'm your mother your money is my money now where is it my cousin still isn't paying attention to my aunt but I can clearly tell she's nervous my aunt never hesitates to hit her children as punishment my cousin then exclaimed one more time that it's his money and that he's not giving it to her this pissed off my aunt to no end she slapped my cousin not super hard while my cousin cried out in pain and I remember being so terrified in that moment she then said now where the hell is your birthday money my cousin continued to refuse to tell her she knew that her mom would take all of it if she knew where it was she tells her that she's not going to give it to her and that's her birthday money who do you think you're yelling at this is my house all the money in it is mine too she smacked my cousin again my cousin got up off the floor and ran to the bathroom I just sat there silent the entire time I just wanted to play some [ __ ] Call of Duty with my cousin I didn't know what the hell to do it was so scary my aunt didn't even address my existence instead she just stormed out of my cousin's room and went to shake money out of my younger cousin he was only about eight or nine at this point and he'd been saving up money he got in a piggy bank she took his money and went to the store to get cigarettes there's no happy ending here no Instant Karma for my entitled aunt and fortunately she got her cigarettes while my cousin just ended up with two pretty decent snacks so yeah my aunt's a [ __ ] psycho but don't worry karma eventually caught up to her but we can save that story for another time edit tons of people have been telling me to contact CPS I'm a teenager I cannot do that they would never believe me over a grown adult my parents are aware of everything but if we do contact CPS there's a huge chance my cousin could end up in the system they are much better off with my aunt even though she's psycho hey everyone thanks for 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Length: 17min 10sec (1030 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 23 2019