removing every keybind and winning

this video was made before the recent update don't spam my comments speaking of the update apparently you get a free wrap or skin if you use code laser beam in the item shop forget two million supporters i'll get code lasers being tattooed on me you aren't gonna hit that so i ain't worried i've done some real stupid crap in my day i once flew for an entire game i once won with only a shopping cart full of c4 but this is going down as easily the dumbest piece of crap i've ever done i'm gonna go through and remove every single keyboard i will physically not be able to move i won't be able to shoot i won't be able to heal all right so to make this remotely possible we're gonna make this a game every time i die i get to restore one key bond and then we can see the minimum amount of keyboards it takes for me to win oh this this is bad this dark this is not good oh i'm just seeing all these abilities going away i literally have no keyboards i have nothing all the builds are gone movement controls are gone shooting controls are going mate i can't even look at me map or me inventory why do i do this [ __ ] well apparently i can still look around you can't unbind the looking around controls i don't know if you can hear that i'm bashing my keyboard nothing's happening there's not even a button to jump out of the bus i can't even thank the bus driver normally it would say spacebar to jump but it says nothing i can't do nothing it should auto kick me from the bus there we go great well this is a great start hey maybe these guys are doing the same challenge hey guys man we're dumb aren't we um i think i'm in the circle i would love to check the map but i got rid of that keyboard didn't i all right let's see how long i last i'm about to land uh someone landed in that house up someone's literally right there i'ma stand still and see if they spare me but hey if i die at least i get a i get a keybind back man what a pretty view all i can do is look around can't do nothing else i've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still want to try hard no i'm reporting him kills disabled people if you think that's offensive no i was actually i was disabled i couldn't physically move all right i get to choose the keybind to bring back uh what do i want do i want movement nah emote i'll take an emote you know what i can't move or shoot but god damn can i dance oh i can thank the bus driver again praise be i made the right call all right coming in some bloke is literally shooting me and all i'm doing is sitting still and he can't kill me what if i emote don't shoot me i'm emoting i'm emoting default all right what keyboard i want this time i'm gonna go with toggle map let's go with toggle map all right here we go we're on the ground i still can't move but i can look at the map and the map is telling me holy [ __ ] i'm gonna die i've been recording for 20 minutes i still don't have a movement key storm about to come in sure wish i could run and there she goes hey man 21 not bad all right give me move forward back i want to be able to move again oh my god i can move forward again this changes everything all right where do we go now i've completely forgotten what it's like to be able to move oh i love that i can move again this is sick i can't pick up guns or shoot guns or anything like that can't jump don't swing my pickaxe but boy can i run i'm fast as [ __ ] i can use my map and i'm in the circle we're slowly gaining our abilities back sure would love to be able to gather some mats but can't hit anything i found a chest shaw would love to be able to open it oh god i got a long way to run let's begin our journey i can't do anything else but run i'm diplomatic [Music] don't no scope me you noob i'm dancing don't shoot me bro don't i'm dancing dude what hey look i got 12 20 ah i'm gonna get use now that i could pick stuff up i'm landing tilted i'm confident i have some of my powers back now that i can pick up guns i'm unkillable all right my first gun it's gonna be a great pistol all right i can pick i yeah so i realized i could pick the gun up can't actually swap to it can't actually use the gun oh god all right what else can i oh i can pick those up too but i also can't use those i could pick that shotgun up but i i can open the ammo crate oh cool ammo for the guns i can't use oh look at chest i can open these now sick look at all this stuff that i can't use obviously i just want to get some more keybinds back i'm just going to stand here and dance shoot me now yep kill me now imagine missing those shots you bought all right slot up that way i can pick guns so apparently fresh is in this game apparently land fatal i'ma meet fresh at fatal and i'm gonna kill him without any keyboards all right let's see what we get oh i'll take it hey look i can select stuff now oh i still can't shoot god damn all right that's fine fresh even though i can't attack in any way [Music] well that wasn't fresh was it kill him fresh kill him that's fresh right there get him freshy boy yes kill him yes freshy boy yes love to say it good man i can now shoot a gun all right fresh now we're actually going to kill in a game and i'm going to see if i can kill you with no keyboards all right well i can pick up a gun here this is great i can't i can't aim my gun but oh i can shoot it can't reload and i can't aim i could shoot again it's all over for him oh come here freshy boy i can't reload i can't jump or build okay i can't aim or reload i'm gonna run that ammo come here come here let me refresh you boy i'm gonna get you i can't reload i had him on 30 hp i almost got him you almost did yeah i'm gonna give myself stairs back yeah here we go can't wait to bash a tree again oh look at that oh yeah materials it's been so long all right you ready i can finally build again swapped why aren't i building why aren't i building i i there's a place building keybind really i can't live like this i can't do it i just i i can't live like this nope there we go at least i can build now i can actually play now all right you see i can pick stuff up i can open chess oh you love to see it i can build and then swap back to my guns oh well at least i get another keep mine i'm gonna give myself crouch i want i want to be able to crouch again all right we're back point is i can build now then i can swap back to my guns now we're in business it's time we start giving this some proper attempts all right yeah are you i've got to use my scroll wheel for the guns dead center in a circle though hey maybe maybe we should just hide nick mina six other players remain i don't even have my hands on the keyboard because it doesn't matter half the keys don't do anything well twitch stream we just died that means we have a chance i'm trying i'm gonna go now i'm gonna run in now i'm gonna get into the circle now i gotta run it's a top two i don't know how i'm gonna do this [Music] [ __ ] god damn it hey at least i get another keyboard back i'm gonna give myself the ability to aim now that i can aim guns again it's going to change everything [Music] i'm trying to get a kill my first kill of the challenge i'm like i'm getting with the dig [Music] i'm getting with the dig oh first kill of the challenge oh you you just got killed by someone that literally can't walk backwards nick minute all right five other players left i still can't jump walk side to side or backwards uh can only build stairs really can't reload my guns the moment i leave this building i am dying i'm in a bush oh [ __ ] i can still find a bush there's people there's two players left god damn it i could have jumped the dodgy snipes god [ __ ] jump is my next goddamn keyboard all right i'm giving myself the ability to place walls something's in the house someone's in the house oh god damn it i had everything i needed i'll give myself move left [Music] god damn it i just got fbi opened up so bad that's it i'm getting my movement controls back god damn it i'm a god i'm getting kills i'm slowly gaining my powers back and i can get kills now this is going to be the dub i can feel it nick my nut god damn it hey at least i should be able to move properly now all my movement controls are back yeah god i should be able to kill or oh oh no i see that oh that guy's doing he's building oh you know he's got twitch in his name yeah what did i say you just you you knew it it's me and this streamer dude [Music] he's super light come on baby boy [Music] i can't swap to my guns properly god damn it [ __ ] god damn it i had him so low i just couldn't swap to the guns correctly one more hit i just couldn't swap to my guns correctly all right i need a weapon slot i'm giving myself a weapon slot [Applause] he's right there dude i had to do it to him i had to do it to him you were just sitting there dude i'm sorry i had to do it yeah i know everybody's alright this is gonna be it my controls are basically back to normal put a floor down put a floor down launch pad slowly but surely get in the zone i'm gonna hide i'm just i'm just hiding oh chances is my game lachlan's brother is in my game someone please get him in this get him in this discord i need to talk to him i need to make a deal with him he needs to delete the lobby and then let me kill him please oh he just got killed he just got killed by another streamer that was my only hope damn it were you alive i'm i'm alive i'm a snowman with no keyboards there's a twitch tv there i know there's a twitch tv all right there's three players left well that's scary hey rpgs this man's cheating come on your butt come on buddy go on buddy i just basically died the full image [Music] i think the streamer died awesome final two [Music] yes yes all right okay it took me pretty much getting all my keyboards back you know what though i'd be happy with that dub even if i had normal keyboards i don't care i've been here for five thousand hours i don't care okay care look i'm a bot so i'll celebrate any dub all right give me my give me my keyboards back let's have a look at my keybinds right now like most of them are still not bound like i got some back but most are still just not there welcome to laser beam channel where i'm [ __ ] at the game and i do dumb [ __ ] subscribe i'm going to bed

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 38,336,423

Keywords: fortnite, fortnite battle royale, gameplay, lazarbeam, update, removing, every, keybind, challenge, games, gaming, battle royale, fortnite gameplay, fortnite funny, fortnite new, fortnite funny moments, fortnite moments, fortnite best moments, fortnite highlights, funny, fortnite fails, fortnite update

Id: EXl0QTPQIqE

Length: 13min 36sec (816 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 16 2019