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So not everybody is romantic, and that's okay. Personally, I hate that s***. This is more my kind of s***. Some people just don't get it. Some people are
just really bad at it. Some people try really hard, but it's not good enough, but you know what? It's the thought that counts. My boyfriend just
put his hand down, and said "Your leg is so cold." He reaced over,
grab our power right bottle? Oh where you got all these
ridges on your legs for? What's this so cold for? Why does it jiggle? I'm sorry Miss but it appears
your boyfriend is stupid. She is a goddess to me. My sun and my moon. A luscious garden of beauty. My ship through the storm, and dat butt hot. Nothing says, I love you baby like fridge magnets
that say "dat butt hot". 'Cause we love the butt. See, I mean this is cute. If he just wrote the first part, you'd look at it and be like, what's wrong with this guy? But you add in the and dat butt hot. She'll like that. Perfect man quality. Leave the room
when he needs to fart. Does such a guy exists? I do this the first couple
months I'm dating someone then I slowly start to
farting in front of them. Then it gradually turns into
me trying to fart on them. I know this from experience. Sausage used to never fart in front of me. Until I took him to Wienerschnitzel
and got him chili cheese fries. That's when it all began. He kept farting and
farting and farting and he couldn't hold it
in around me anymore. And just had to let it go, and now he's constantly
trying to fart on me. Or it's like we'll just be
standing, having a conversation, and I'll smell
something really nasty. I'll be like, "Did you just fart?" He's like, "Yeah." What?! Why? Send me words of encouragement
so I don't murder someone at work. There's no Netflix in prison. A loving supportive
boyfriend like this please. Whenever you wanna
do something illegal, always think of this. There's no Netflix in prison. There should be. What? They just watch daytime TV all day? Why don't they have Netflix? Netflix is literally cheaper. Man I can't live without Netflix. Like if you can't live without Netflix, I just watched The Staircase. Oh my God mind blown. So good. If y'all like murder documentaries, It's really good. Not sponsored. But you know I should
be Netflix, holler at your girl. So this guy sent
his girlfriend cookies. Oh we got a cookie delivery today! And the card says, "You better not cry and
embarrass this delivery person." Man, who got time to cry
as soon as you get the package? No, I've never had
cookies delivered to me. So I don't know what that's like. At least close the door. Go inside and then start crying. I don't like crying in front of people. I asked my girlfriend what
she wanted for Christmas. She jokingly said, "A rainbow unicorn
with rhinestone heart on the front who fart skittles." And somehow he found exactly that. If she ain't happiest
girl in the world, y'all better break up. She don't deserve you! Like how you just gonna
pull someone out of your ass, like something random,
like as random as that, and he's gonna get you exactly that. Look at it. It's so damn cute too. What's it so thick for? This girl was having a rough day. You know. Time of the month. And this boyfriend
did the best possible thing that you could do in this situation. He got her a cake! Red velvet cake! I'm sorry you're on your period. He's gonna apologize! And! Get her a cake. Red velvet. Man, some people can't
even get a text back. My girlfriend got me
the greatest gift of all time. I'm so happy right now. It is literally her
picture printed on shoes. I mean as cute how
he's so excited about it. But but she seemed crazy. I feel like only the
crazy girls would do this. Like someone else's b****
just look at your feet, and be like, "Hmm... You know
what they say about big feet?" And then they'll look again
and like oh never mind. He's taken by a lovely woman. I best show myself out. Bye! Worked! So this couple was about
to watch their show in bed, and then the girl falls asleep. So you know what her boyfriend does? He sticks the phone, and it sticks onto her back
sweat and watches his show! He made her into a damn belkin
vent mount! He's just using you. This girl sent her boyfriend a pic. Candid pics I take for my boyfriend
vs. ones he takes of me. Why? Why though? I feel like some guys,
they just hate taking pictures. They ain't got the patience. Like girls are just like,
"Yeah, just stand there" "And you like look so perfect right there." "Let me just take a picture," and they do all these
like crazy angles to like get the perfect picture. But a guy! He just gonna whip it out! Be like done. Put some effort! Into your relationship. My husband travels for work. He gave me this so
I am never really alone. Of all the pics you could
have printed out on a blanket. Oh it was nothing. A ghost just casually
pushed my phone off my desk. You know, he lives here sometimes, he's just feeling spontaneous
and does things like that. Look at her face. I'd rather be alone than be with this. Boyfriend of the year. Ashley posted a pic on Instagram, and her boyfriend x_jimenez
was like, "I hit that," and she's like "Xavier, my family
follows me on Instagram! You can be commenting
s*** like that dumba**. Why can't you just
be like a normal boyfriend and comment "My Queen" or
something like white people do. Yeah man! You can't just
be like I hit that! I'll tell you a secret. Girl secretly love that s***. Date with my mans. I love blowing bubbles. Hi. I'm bubbles.. Just don't say anything. Just like if you get it. This is genius. I'll never understand the male brain. Can you grab the wedges
that are in my room? In my apartment? It was in your kitchen not in
your room but I got it. The wedges? Oh my God! Is that lettuce? Yes wedge of lettuce. Wedge of lettuce. She asked for her wedges! You know shoes. And he done brought
her a wedge of lettuce. No honey, honey. That's a head of lettuce. Isn't my boyfriend
the luckiest boy ever? I even paid to fill the mug with sweets. This girl ordered her man's a mug. I don't know why this angle. Hey check out my deviated septum. That says I'm your girlfriend. And he got the mug. Oh this is great. Just great. Best gift 10 out of 10. So every time he drinks
his morning coffee. He can look right up your nose and see all the love
that's inside your brain. My dad has a crush on this lady. So when we went hiking, he wrote her name in the sand
and sent these to her. Uhhhh. Umm, this is a little weird. Get you a man's like this. That'll write your name in the dirt. Does that's say Helen? Hullen? He just sit by it,
put the grass around it. Man, I feel like this is
something a psycho would do. She's either married him after this, or got a restraining order. Which one? You come home from a long day at work. You find your boyfriend on the
couch all dressed up for you. What you do? Really. Nothing says quality man, like wearing an inflatable
Jabba the Hutt suit. Imagine just kneeling by the couch. He just pet you like this. Oh man. Nothing gets me in
the mood like Jabba the Hutt. Do you wanna get Chipotle? But you don't like Chipotle. But I like you. Adorable. She sat on my face and broke my neck. Really? He ain't kidding! She broke his neck. Let me break your neck
so I know it's real. He's still gonna do it again. Anything for the booty. I told my girlfriend
I wrote her a poem but it was just the theme
song to King of Queens. My eyes are getting weary. My back is gettin tight. I'm sitting here in traffic. On the Queensboro Bridge tonight. But I don't care
'cause all I wanna do is cash my check
and drive right home to you. 'Cause baby all my life
I will be driving home to you. Oh my god! He's got a way with words! Get you a Edgar Allan Poe! I love it! Get you a mans like this
that'll plagiarize your essays. This boyfriend left a note
for his girlfriend in a place where she'd definitely see it. Toilet paper on the toilet
that says I will always love you. I have the sweetest boyfriend ever! What?! Man, nothing says I love you though
like toilet paper in the toilet. It's the thought that counts. This dude Snapchatted his girl a pic. Hey boo! With his damn nostrils. Man, nothing says romantic
like some nostrils. Sometimes I just want to
throw my whole phone away. When you tell your man
you caught the bouquet. Guess who caught the bouquet! Throw it back. When you've only been dating 38 hours. Guess who caught the bouquet! Girl we just met a week ago. You better calm down. Tried being cute, and surprising my boyfriend with wings but he surprised me
with wings too! Oh my God! Both of them bought wings
for each other. A relationship like this! Shane, you melt me into
a puddle in my panties. You make my brain
stupid and my head hurt. I wish you were never born. Sorry, I'm bad at this. He just like make me
feel so many feelings. Like I don't know what to
do with all these feelings. I can kind of tell what
you're saying but not really. Anyways that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. Comment below which one
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