reenactment of a classic British Pub Joke

football player he's about 25 years old he's in his problem he goes down a doctor for just a checkup you know innocuous checkup and he comes out he says hey Doc all clear yeah if it's a fear of me and the dog says no no clearly you're not okay at all mate see what you mean he says I've got some Terrible Bad Nursery mate he said bad news what the [ __ ] going on tell me he says you've got HIV you [ __ ] what HIV I don't even shag anyone how can I get [ __ ] HIV [ __ ] I know it's just not just that you've got really aggressive strain this new very HIV it's HIV 556 [ __ ] h of these five five six what's that mean you about a week to live if that way [ __ ] ill the doctor says I know and that's a shame he said his shame anyway this football player he goes on when he's he's really sad and he sees his mum and he says he thinks I won't tell him I'll be like a [ __ ] eye I can't do it he says mum what do you want to do tonight I just realized I never spend enough time with you what you want to do you're right her name is Right Bingo we're going to [ __ ] bingo so he takes his mum down to Pink hole I say yeah she says you're going to join you and he said yeah [ __ ] I'll join you why not why not well I've got to lose so he's his thing went away there you know I always suddenly real he wins the ass oh [ __ ] a few minutes I went to footage they do the next game four corners he got he wants the Four Corners he can't [ __ ] believe it he went for Union Jack he's won a Union Jack he go he wants to he wins another one the biggest prize there the full ass off the the Bingo owner the Hitler committee he comes walking over he says excuse me I just noticed you wanna ask the full ass the Union Jack the Four Corners they even Fuller you want everything is to win can I just say mate I think I just met the luckiest film I've ever met in my office you he said lucky you're calling me lucky I just found out I've got HRV 556 the people and it goes [ __ ] me you've won a raffle and all

Channel: TommyActsOut

Views: 23,050

Keywords: pub jokes, joke, stand up

Id: 3688P6c1GWE

Length: 2min 14sec (134 seconds)

Published: Fri May 19 2023