Best Joke In Ireland

all right this one's called actually I don't know what it's called but it was voted the best joke in Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of my wife well that won him the top prize of the pub for the best toast of the night John went home and told his wife Oh Mary I won the praise for best toast of the night Mary replied I did you know and uh what was your toast john said here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife oh that is so very nice indeed John Mary said the next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner the man chuckled leering Lee and said Oh John won the phrase the other night at the pub with a toast about you Mary Mary said I he told me and I was a bit surprised meself you know he's only been in there twice in the last four years once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him [ __ ] Oh must be heaven for me mother came from ah the father he was orange and me mother she was Green oh that's good one I liked it

Channel: Bart Flynn

Views: 202,940

Keywords: Bart Flynn, jokes, Irish jokes, Ireland, 2010

Id: IJKD9r8JqYY

Length: 1min 33sec (93 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 11 2010