Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition

Oh Markey ever play a good old game of time coughs coin toss boring is it over there and isolation for you that's bad well today we are on reddit 50/50 which is a big game of coin toss we're going by true so what this is it is a single link that has two possible outcomes there's a 50/50 chance of either taking it to like for this first one red panda doing ring exercises or man eats his own freshly made [ __ ] yes so there's probably gonna be a lot of blurring also if you haven't noticed mark and I are both in quarantine cleaned staying healthy preventing the spread and you can to wash your hands and don't touch your face that's right have you touched your face since the beginning of this game this video we're gon going challenge right now if you didn't see our face do not are don't touch face challenge video any time either of us touches our face tally it in the video write a comment just kind of aggregate the total number just generally agree with each other of what the accurate number is we will each pay $100 to charity for each time we touch our face charity's trying to find out the Kovach 19 or or helping people who need or helping to support supplies so we'll just do like 3 2 1 press yeah yeah and then judging by our reactions we'll see who got what alright ready 3 2 1 press oh wait it goes to the post all right 3 [Music] Oh No I bailed no no all right well yeah god I can't believe we both got it on the first one all right this is either a naked woman showing in shower fondling her breasts or a picture of a parrot eating a live sheep even eating a living sheep okay yep three two one click I got the boss is happening there is it burnt what happened I don't know why I was picturing like a giant parrot eating a normal-sized sheep this is just a very small parrot that's eating a little bit of a sheep and I don't understand what the context is uh amazing golf swing safer work injured man in Anchorage okay dig that's fun all right ready yeah right two one click I got an injured man I got an amazing golf swing that was killers as far as things that I've seen not that bad I feel very bad for that person but it's not that bad it's just what happened is like right above his eye like on his forehead was split open all right this next one seems weird Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or regular horny teenage kernel turtle what does that mean okay ready yeah one click it's Dee I gotcha I got turtle I gots a horny turtle oh you gotta specify I got the videos called turtle orgasm yeah I've heard the sounds well that's that's just uncomfortable all right what do we got what do we go oh topical a toilet bowl full of [ __ ] or a toilet roll and then that toilet roll probably gonna be a not-safe-for-work it's gonna be a sexy roll of toilet paper or I'm gonna get the toilet bowl foolish all right you ready sure yeah three two one go Oh as a proactive employee I replace the toilet paper will I work today okay I would just like to point out this person put it on backwards and that's annoying but I appreciate you putting on oh my god oh my god oh my god I cannot describe how terrible this is oh my god it looks like pretzel bread is oh my god all right thief scared by own reflection or Pig disembowelling deter toriel oh all right you ready to counter off three two one click oh no it's going to live leak I met live leak 200 click continue in three two one go Oh three two one oh no no oh no oh no oh they're going in the butt yeah yeah oh no oh no why is there like piano music play how old does this pick I would feel like it would be like gushing blood no they bleed the pigs first that whenever you're slaughtering an animal or butchering an animal you would bleed it how do they do that they hang it by their legs and they slit its throat and they just let gravity do the rest baby cake cut into pieces and eaten or cute puppies and babies playing together it doesn't say not say for work so I think it's gonna be okay yeah ready 1 2 3 click oh did you get the baby cake no I get the cute puppy oh I got the baby cake what is it it's a cake that looks like a baby like really looks like a baby yeah man I gotta go back and try to get this one it's oh no oh no that's really really that's uncomfortable no really disturbing I do not like that at all oh no that's horrible Oh God why would you cut in that way I know right along come back you [ __ ] psychopath next one monkey eats its own [ __ ] or beautiful clouds okay yeah here we go ready three two what click clouds oh I was in the Cincinnati soon the Cincinnati Zoo with Amy and Sean and we were there at the mine I was also there oh you were there too oh yeah sorry I forgot you were there yeah that was a good time the monkey yeah literally like dug into his own ass and then ate his own [ __ ] yeah and he looked at us all in the eye it was right me I was terrible adorable lizard waving back at its owner or every man pushes : out of his anus love the camera not say for life these are the worst ones okay ready okay yep three two one go Blizzard I'm good yeah I got the watch to pull it there dodged a bullet oh look at it wave oh he waved hi whoa don't mess with the big cat or Hello Kitty uh-oh that's also not safe for like oh oh oh three two one click oh no I got liveleak I'm fine I'm fine oh no oh no oh what's happening it's a lion just like roared and it scared me I think this idiots gonna put oh my god what a [ __ ] idiot what do you do this dude put his hand in a lion cage why cuz he's an idiot see ok no aftermath of person's leg cut off dead bike funny ass animation of someone giving a presentation I bet it's so funny I bet this is going to be a funny ass enemy I bet it's gonna be a markiplier funny moment I bet it will be animated okay ready yeah one two three go it's all--it's ground beef do you think that's 85/15 beef or do you think that's a lean 90/10 that's a 90/10 yeah yeah he's a biker oh okay one last one okay an interesting image generated in my dream an AI or a Veruca plant aris laughing off the foot I saw sloughing up the foot and I immediately got scared oh yeah three two one click [Laughter] it's like triggering my trip to phobia it's like horrible look at Oh oh my god oh well guys that was ready at fifty fifty don't go there cuz it's terrible don't do that yeah this is interesting we might be the first person two people to do this to pointers do players Wow who won yeah editor tally up the number of points like who got the good ones who got the bad ones ding ding oh that's the winner oh well that makes sense cause scoreboard also editor sorry oh yeah sorry sorry remember everybody at home keep a tally in the comments of how many times we touched our faces how much honey money thus far we I know I touched by face of quite a few time yeah I caught myself every time I was like oh yeah yeah but it's all for charity um I hope you guys are all staying safe at home hope you're washing your hands and we will be back every day with unas 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Channel: Unus Annus

Views: 3,190,203

Rating: 4.9798169 out of 5

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Id: LDRma-3YGkM

Length: 12min 2sec (722 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 25 2020