Red Dude (Mario) Pays The Price

please let me in if i'm not continuing to collect gaming points am i really even living the answer is yes there's more to life than just video games grow up find me some multiplayer versus players to crush because you know when the controller's in my hand none of them stand a chance not even the edgy old man well what do you mean there's lag in competitive mario maker this has never been the case forget all that i'm going this way i got a good feeling about heading to the right it usually serves me pretty well why do you have to pick the same pipe as me what is your problem [Music] other than the fact that you've now died ah everything has become clear to my giant bulbous brain we are just looking for a key don't do it you really just threw away getting to the goal to murder me with a shell this man went out of his way to ensure that i lost as many points as possible even if he brought himself down with me he didn't care he's too edgy that was nothing but collateral damage in his eyes one blue man entered the forbidden forest and eden was never seen again [Applause] oh i thought i would need to go in there this is fine i've always wanted to be linking a shoe what else could there be [Music] yes i jumped out of my shoe and became something more just in time to not lose all the points oh it still hurts huh nice shirt loser oh wait a minute you guys should wait for me i don't know why because i'm pink that seems like the right thing to do this is so many jumps it's so many jumps and it's so annoying that i've fallen literally where i have fallen [Music] stop this stop doing this to me i don't need this in my life i'm so far behind i just gotta make my little legs come on little legs come on little legs you can do this go quickly i mean it's your choice if you want to lose more points that's pretty much all on you look at them struggle those idiots what the hell am i supposed to be doing right here i don't understand i don't what the heck how am i how do i get through here this maze is completely impossible to navigate i don't even see anybody else's circles at this point that's not a good sign yeah i didn't really do that well please no i won't survive this at least it's not a one for one one one remake you know those are the ones that really kill me there are plenty of goombas though so i must be cautious i can't let my hubris get the best of me success my hubris was kept in check and i won a victory is being humble the secret to opening your third eye oh no it's not looking good for me yeah i guess i belong back here when you think about it i'm willing to accept that this is how things need to be for the world to be in balance [Music] oh too bad maybe next time don't obey the laws of gravity i don't know who's in more pain my me or the fish that's on my head who hurt him why is there a checkpoint up there go ahead start the climb without a power up see how far that gets you fools when i'm the only one who can take a free hit of damage then you'll respect me oh you think you're so special now that you're fire mario don't you well guess what i'm not even fire luigi anymore he who controls the shell controls the universe well maybe if you'd move your giant head out of the way bad things like shells flying into your body wouldn't happen so often why have you done this to me i only know how to go to the right so making me go back to the left is very confusing i don't want to take the shell to the body that's how it's going to be he gets rewarded for damage boosting right there oh to be an edgy old man and mario maker well i probably won't survive the bomb on factory okay sure so we're just stacking our goombas in the ba-bomb factory now that's safe factory i hope that i can get a win but i am very far behind yeah for some reason i have infiltrated the bomb factory only time will tell if i'll make it out alive i respect the hustle of trying to steal my firepower but not this time you absolute green piece of garbage let me in there yes i think after i went in the blocks came back so he didn't make it in that's all right though i'll just wait for him i waited for so long mario it's not my fault that you couldn't get to the flag in time me and the boys at 2 am swimming through the ocean as frogs oh no the end of the level i should have just powered through damn you edgy old man [Music] there wasn't enough cannonball for the four of us one might say that that was a load of bs oh i'm getting more and more nervous by the second and it's only a matter of time before that makes me mess up oh no i've been hurt that means the next mess up means death and there it is there's the next mess up swear to god i'm gonna go commit subscribe dude to be fair they were all pink ass plus i never stood a chance yeah this will be easy to hold on to i'm sure i won't lose it at all certainly not at the last moment nobody told me that that was a possibility so much pain so much pain and there goes the last luigi bender no freaking air mole i don't want to do this level again you want to explain that hitbox to me shigeru miyamoto son god no god no i hate this level it's gonna be the strongest boo of all time take that i just avoided the mushroom only i could avoid a helpful item oh sick dude sick lag right there sick time for that to happen to me thank you nintendo i just hate everything i hate literally mario i hate blue mario i hate ice for sure as well icicles is a big enemy on my list right now but most of all i hate buzzing ben you did this to me yeah i don't need that checkpoint i'm not a freaking baby like you green baby what are you doing man grab a bomb and start blowing stuff up we need to get a move on here toad look out that's a bomb what are you doing let's explode yo my boy just referenced oops all berries the second best captain crunch there is okay we better go really slow here boys we don't want to get poked in the booty or the bulbous head calculated [Music] oh mistakes have been made mistakes have been made oh big mistakes have been made oh moles moles moles no moles not like that that's not how i'm going out today god luigi run run for your life luigi i don't think we ran hard enough oh give me the power up give me the mushroom yes mushroom imagine if this wasn't in space and it was fun because things weren't slow motion ew are those my arms that's [Music] [Applause] [Music] disgusting oh my god i've never seen anything so sad i really hate those to be honest with you well boys we did it don't be scared today i'm here hi brother bye brother probably not the best level to put in the multiplayer versus pool don't worry toad i won't let mario win i'll get you there i'll get you there and i'll make you the winner of this match it's the last thing that i do is pink mario i tried my best i'm sorry i would appreciate it if like two of my inputs could be registered no s plus bot i just had a pipe to go through and i could have joined you there you're an s plus bastard oh i should have gone above it i hate my life oh my god i hate it so much i never lost because of a clear pipe before i damned subscribe i guess don't drop me into the lava man you know i'm not fire proof how are you ever going to expect to make any friends around these parts if you keep dropping guys into lava pits shake my head while shaking my head enough is enough already i am toadette friend to all master of none i seek only to carry a weary traveler to the goal nothing more nothing less my god we got so close there brother uh what just happened to you i'm doing my best here sir i'm trying to catch up the pink one is just mad far ahead oh i won good good let's go luigi kachiga i literally have no idea how that worked out in my favor but i'm not gonna question it shut up buzzing pin the only thing you got is a case of about to have a fist up your butt and i'm the only one around here with a fist that man's face is the letter a this is so stupid this is so dumb i hate this video game look at how long he's played this game for 1500 hours is too much same brother same that was my nickname in high school the whole thing not just the first part there once was a toad who lived in a shoe he asked you to subscribe please i'm begging you there we go super power speed super powered toadette super power toadette wins a game because if there's one thing you can't stop it's the pink bulbous one when she's on a roll which is all the time [Music] god [Music] is

Channel: Desbug

Views: 431,106

Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario Bros., Mario Bros., Super Mario, Nintendo Switch, Mario, Desbug

Id: 0NNQ06mcRpI

Length: 10min 45sec (645 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 27 2020