The Guy That Fell

oh no oh no no hey guys so today i'm playing fall guys this really fun new indie game that honestly is just mario party battle royale also yes i am a t-rex deal with it i am just a goofy dinosaur who is green and also blue falling through the sky without a single care in the world okay i've played a decent amount of this game on playstation and i've won nine times i think total over there so for this video i think my goal is one win maybe two i don't know though we'll see how it goes either way i just really love this game it's a lot of fun it looks like i'm the only dinosaur here which means i get to devour anybody who loses that's not really how it works but we'll pretend that it is get me over there boy i just want to stay up ahead i gotta qualify you know for this game you really just don't want to get caught up in the pack you can even kind of wait you know and just let them show you the right way to go so long as you're not in the cluster as i like to call it you'll be all right yeah so the way it goes is after each round people who don't qualify get axed and are no longer in the next round there's a decent variety of obstacle courses team games other minigames survival games and they're all really fun this one's about memorizing fruits look i may not be known for a lot of things but if there's one thing i better be remembered for it's my ability to memorize fruits because i do it better than anyone in the business baby banana banana is what i care about banana is my home will it be banana or grape the age-old question oh there's another dinosaur hello friend banana or grape cherry apple watermelon orange that's what we're working with you can't deceive me my eyes see all so i think that the strategy here is just to push the ball with your entire team the more people you have behind it the faster you can maneuver it you see my three teammates are splintering off right there to go try and sabotage them when we all meet up but it's my professional dino opinion that we should all just push this big ball down the road because nothing beats the superpower of teamwork you know all right over the ledge boom baby there we go look at that we're the first team gonna be done because we focused we worked together and i'm kind of doing all the work guys please help out it's looking rough for blue team i don't think they're gonna be able to do it they weren't able to do it okay it would be very incredible if i survived to this this is pretty much minesweeper but the penalty for getting it wrong is horrible death okay we got a safe path forming here we need to not fall which is what we've done a couple of times you guys are scared i'm not scared i'm also dead though so pick your poison i guess you kind of want to work with people follow them you know learn from each other and see what that has brought me check that out man that's first place finish this may be my favorite game basically the core concept is you don't want to land in the goo and the platforms disappear after you step on them so you want to stay on the platforms for as long as possible while everyone else falls into the goo fall down because that's the name of the game let's just run across here and what i like to do is when i know i'm kind of safe-ish jump one platform at a time uh can i reach this yes i can there's nothing else for me to reach though so now i'm down here which is very scary just want to be on my own set of platforms i'm gonna cut this guy off though i'm gonna cut him off something hard i've played myself now haven't i because he's got the big set of platforms and i'm on this tiny set of platforms luckily i've got gaming skill especially platforming gaming skill to keep me alive for at least a while longer up here it's really coming down to it now this is what men are made of right here how long can you stay alive on a platform the thing is is when you have the skills to pay the bills you're not scared of anything the platforms are flying away that's no problem dude that guy's dead and now it's only a matter of time before that guy dies man look at that victory on my first recorded set winning in this game feels so good this game is actually just so fun that i'm definitely gonna probably do more than one video i don't want to really say for sure no no you know what i'm definitely doing another one you have to subscribe when the green dinosaur tells you to subscribe look at my eyes when i'm talking to you i tend to try to leave people alone some people will try to grab you and sabotage you and stuff but i'm just trying to do my own thing you know like i don't want to go extinct that'd be bad news wow that was insanely clutch i can't believe just simply jumping is a hyped play to me but that's how much i love this game right now man i'm all in let go pigeon man all right one more person needs to be eliminated i don't want it to be me but people are really starting to get grabby over the dinosaur guy jesus dude someone just bite the bullet already not me though because i don't want that to happen to me stop touching me you pineapple stupid butt head that's the best insult i got apple in my face that sent me all the way to the back are you kidding me banana i'm seriously in trouble now i'm powering my way up to the front oh i did it i recovered i can't believe i did it i'm the goat that was a seriously big comeback god what a dive did you see that did you see this are you watching this thing that i'm doing are you witnessing my greatness oh you want to go pirate you want to go you little pirate i'm a freaking dinosaur listen to me i'll kill you you'd think that being slightly taller than everyone would give me the edge here but honestly it's making me kind of top heavy and i feel like i'm falling a lot because of it the blue team must perish they are nothing compared to our golden splendor and we will show them in the art of death ball look man i don't want to make too many bold comments but that was a slaughter nothing more nothing less there's no other way to put it get up there get up there no you dinosaur fool how could you do this to me okay just take it one hexagon at a time get the situation back under control this is looking pretty good i'm pretty up above everyone and i've got a decent amount of time to kill before i have to go down to their level can i make that no i can't and i've landed right in the goo for trying how unfortunate you look me straight in the eyes and you tell me i wasn't robbed just there no not those eyes the other ones yeah there you go you gotta wonder what goes through my head as i fall into an endless abyss he's probably just confused about how there are people out there that think it's okay to put pineapples on pizza i am speed one winner 42 losers i eat losers for breakfast look at all these people getting just bodied in front of me gonna nail these jumps can't be missing jumps like that that would prove me as a rookie gamer and we all know that that is not the case see that guy he was a rookie gamer but me i finished first and i looked down on those who could not finish as quickly as i and i scoff okay we've got the wolf man here in his natural habitat and he got blasted all the way into deep space okay no idea why that guy's going backwards but you know sometimes you just don't want to win you think i don't know how to grab some eggs and put them in a basket when i was a lad i i eat five dozen eggs how did you do that i wasn't told that you could use the force in this game stop knocking me over i'm just trying to steal your eggs there's nothing wrong with that look at us all just stealing from the red team kind of makes you feel bad for a red team but on the other hand i just want them to lose and suffer so i don't really feel all that bad so the name of this game is tiptoe which means you're kind of supposed to be careful and investigate slowly but what if i didn't do that what if i decided to sprint out there like a true chad and it worked out for me that would be pretty funny wouldn't it target acquired qualifying for next round mission accomplished cut off the area cut off the area take it slow oh i can't take it slow cause this dude he's just running everywhere and ruining my steez man all right we're gonna cut off this whole chunking area right here and then now we're gonna take it slow for ourselves wow that would have been a perfect opportunity for me but i messed it up i'm a scrub get up oh my god that was freaking sketch how did i not make that jump are you kidding me i suck so bad i'm a level with you guys this separates the big brainers from the literal children idiot boys okay i don't know what it is about this game this singular mode in particular but people do not understand how seesaws function that or they're just so incredibly selfish that they're willing to kill themselves and everyone else around them just to maybe get ahead and i cannot vibe with either of those ideals it's tilted fully and they still won't stop jumping i don't understand what they hope to accomplish but i'm hurt and confused by their stupidity clearly i've made some mistakes i guess i'm a lamer since i lost round one to be fair was on seesaws though so it's not really my fault haha excuse always remember to stretch before engaging in rigorous physical activities that could involve your face getting hit by a giant ball this is a rare game where you actually kind of do want to be part of the cluster because the cluster sometimes can carry you through i refuse to be hit by these big balls and you can put that on my tombstone as well because that will never not be true no no the golden one get the golden one in stupid teammate you made me get hit by the hammer oh we won all right then everything's good team games are the best you kind of just want to stay to the side it looks like but it's never a guarantee as sometimes right at the fricking finish line you get plowed by every fruit known to man there's just too many people in one area i want to get away from the people there we go i've sliced out a nice plot of land for myself to jump around right here this will give me a moment of reprieve people are far below me now i just need to mechanically not mess this up if i can hop to each and every square sorry hexagon that's within my reach i should really be able to extend my time oh no oh no no i can't believe that just happened i'm mad about last time i'm in it to win it this time stop tripping on yourself you green dork get up and power through these balls we need to make it to the end and qualify why why why is this happening why is this happening just let the seesaw return to flat position you're not gonna make that jump i told you all right baby and with that we have conquered the masses to qualify in the seesaw nightmare we need to get away from the wall if you guys would stop grabbing tugging and pushing and otherwise knocking me on my side this would be a lot easier for all of us let's not get hasty and push the dinosaur off the edge this is a mess dude this game is really easy but then you add in everyone pushing and shoving and it just becomes a little bit of a nightmare dang we're coming down to the final five i don't think i've ever been in a final group so small that guy's got the tail he's not even moving so hot dog man is going to get it for free how are you going to be afk in the final round man that makes no sense to me thanks for the tail chump wait what how did i lose it this is lag in its purest form hot dog man i've got it you weren't even close to me though that's shenanigans i need to keep it for 20 more seconds i think i can do this i think this victory is mine no that is so whack i'm not ever gonna recover from this defeat what's happened to me is wrong gur see-saw more like i'll be seeing my way to my early grave now please wow i'm living i'm the greatest seesaw man of all time good lord what happened why were so many people eliminated just then that was insanity my favorite part about the survival games is that it's not about being the best player it's just about outlasting the players that are worse than you and with 19 remaining here comes the team game which i'll probably inevitably lose see the trick is to go to the one that's closing so that you can just jump over it and be first because you're a god match the icon on the screen to avoid the slime in other words have an iq that's higher than a nut and you'll be alright yeah that one's not exactly the hardest game out there and yet some people still manage to mess it up i tell you man this one takes me back in quite a special way i can very easily see myself with tv dinner in lap watching wipeout with my mom and brother good times man good times why don't we just take our boulder and push it somewhere else push push like your lives depended on it you blew bastards look at me do all the work i am dedicated dino oh my god it's all the way back up there idiot teammates thank god they weren't on my team this round okay this is my last chance to crank out a win before this video is over let's see if i can make something happen all right let's just land right here and get a scope of the land here and then turn around because it's not safe over there and then just hobble on these one at a time and pray that everybody else loses before i have to leave this blue set of tiles who's even left besides me all i see is fragmented parts of this platform i won yes yes i get to end the video on a win oh my god i'm so good yes dude come on that was awesome couldn't have asked for a better ending i am the greatest fall guys player to ever have existed and i will show you that it's not all talk winning on this map first round is the easiest thing that you could possibly do in your baby life if you lose round one on this game i don't even know if you should be playing video games man the fact is it's really easy okay all you have to do is be good at video games not get hit by balls cut that out you can't fight the spin anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar you shouldn't believe them because i have your best interests at heart come on solo red cups you can do this i know you're flopping and tripping all over the place and getting hit by every obstacle but i'm so invested in you making it come on oh my god i don't even need to move i am not afraid oh my god they're all coming for me it's only a matter of time before they get me that can only be blamed on bad teammates [Music] my god were there a lot of bad teammates now i got a fish tank in my belly i couldn't be any more ready if i tried time for it okay that's fine i'm on top of the gate no one ever made any progress by taking baby steps gotta learn to run before you learn to walk sort of thing and gotta learn to win before you learn humility i've been a nut has crossed the finish line i'm so proud of him well before people don't touch my tail i need to grab a tail from some unsuspecting soul and just like that my mission is now run away you thought i was going that way but turns out i'm coming right at you boy and you're not getting my tail try as hard as you want fruit shoot is one of the only races i'd argue that makes sense for you to lose are you witnessing these mad evasive tactics that i'm putting on did you see how close that came to my head how are you gonna see me just professionally tearing this level a new one and not think that i'm the best fall guys player i just don't understand how you wouldn't make that assumption this is definitely gotta be one of the easiest games but it is for sure a sabotage game you can really screw some people over if you know what you're doing oh no oh no oh no oh no i went the wrong way i'm a fool i was blinded by my own hubris the trick is just to go to the door that is closing because by the time you wobble over there i promise it'll be open see i'm going to go to the middle because it's closed but now it's open how about that huh it's almost like a magic trick of the brain oh my god getting smacked by this fan i'm just stuck in a loop get me out of here come here triceratops man i have something to show you oops i i qualified when i was trying to grief i won by accident that's not the kind of jumps you want to be making when there's only two spots left my guy duck you can't be making those mistakes twice in a row what's wrong with you at some point it's just all on you here i am in another team game and i'm not on red team which probably means i'm going to lose terribly look at this evil-minded individual trying to steal from me can you tackle egg holders okay i guess i don't need to tackle him if he's just gonna do backflips here i am again part of being the best is being humble and not letting stupid things cause you to lose way earlier than you should the sooner you recognize this the less you'll embarrass yourself on your youtube channel oh no that poor pigeon that took out a surprisingly large number of us not me though cause i'm the best and what better way to prove i'm the best than by getting a fat dub right in front of everybody the only thing standing between me and said dub are balls okay that's coming right before me don't get hit by the door that was a close one whoa that was even closer okay we're in the running we're in the running and we are doubly out of the running right there man that's what we call bad ball rng what where did that even come from the worst ball rng that i've ever had in my life you know what it is they just know i'm the best and you gotta keep the best down and if that means dropping huge balls on his head at the last moment then so be it i guess it doesn't matter it's just setting up my character's redemption arc for the season no matter how frustrating or unfair the circumstances may be i won't ever give up and i will definitely become the fall guys hokage this is round one practically child's play on the other hand there's nowhere for me to go why did i fall in mid-air i made one jump and fell immediately wait a minute i am a fall guy oh it all makes sense oh my god he got sent jesus people are getting creamed left and right always be watching your back okay see you later man oh send me send me i'm out i'm out of there i need this for the greater good you'll understand when you're older he's not understanding of it he's trying to get me send me okay that didn't send me exactly the direction i thought it would but it did send me and that's all i really needed to make it to the next round baby let's go don't you guys dare screw me on this just push the ball we have one goal and one goal only push ball make ball go where is the yellow ball one percent what were you guys doing and that is why yellow team is the stupidest team of all time and if you're on yellow team it means you've probably already lost this time there won't be enough balls in the world to stop me from getting my crown that rightfully belongs to me i just can't let it go down like that again jesus that's a big ball upside the head it's okay though we can recover let me go right why would you willingly push both of us into the ball are you some kind of stupid please not like this not like this this stupid wolf guy made me lose my dub it's other players dude it's just it's all other players they're holding me back i don't know what else to tell you i'm the greatest in the world i swear this one's gonna be it the determination in my dino bones is spilling over look at how far you get sent look at that big brain play and tell me i'm not the greatest fall guys player of all time naturally the greatest fall guys player of all time would be in front of the pack dude it only makes logical gaming sense you know what i'll even take it a step further maybe that was a step too far get up captain tank no captain tank don't make jumps like that man you got to be patient sometimes jump what are you doing captain tank have a sense of object permanence there you go that's the jump you need to nail nail it again how could you not nail it again okay this is probably your last chance why captain tank you're so terrible and yet i'm so invested in your success oh okay and then he just didn't jump you know what i've gotta cash out on my investment chips man and that guy quit right away he didn't want to deal with slime time that's what we call small dick energy stop pushing i had literally no influence over that speaking of small deck energy did i tell you that i'm the greatest player of all time back to around so easy any single baby on planet earth could do it and no i'm not going to stop being arrogant this game really just brings it out of me why would you take my tail from me we are on the same team i don't condone that kind of rascally behavior i know yellow team is destined to lose and suck but i'm on yellow team so this time we need to be awesome may i never be put on yellow team again it's the slime climb redemption arc last time i failed horribly but this time i'll reclaim my honor stop stop freaking out calmly handle the jumps as they come and you can survive it isn't that difficult right here never jump just walk onto that first one then carefully jump to the second one and you're pretty much home free after that unless you blow it big time which i'm not gonna do i don't wanna be next to you so please stop pushing me better yet yeah fall that works for me really well actually whoa invisible pink man he blended in and scared me deeply i've completed my redemption arc and have redeemed my honor oh my god dude be careful oh no oh that guy just straight up missed which means now i have almost all of these to myself which gives me a pretty good chance of having the next layer all to myself or you know i could fall because that's the thing that fall guys like to do look i'm taking up all my platforms over there like a jackass i don't need people like him and i bet that guy did not need people like me wow that blows i came in out of nowhere and wrecked his day they're taking all the platforms down there i'm not gonna have anywhere to land just me and him i don't know who's gonna win i just need to focus on doing my own thing though come on i need you to fall fall yes yes god that was so clutch i only had like three or four more tiles to jump on oh nothing feels as good as winning that game and now i'm a chicken mcgock i might be dressed as a chicken but let me tell you i ain't no chicken when it comes to jumping on narrow spaces brother open the gates before i get all scrambled wow that was momentary pandemonium i want four people to die i want it to happen soon i gotta stay in the zone bro i'm chicken in the zone dawg i legitimately don't understand how people actually get eliminated on this stage every single time it's pathetic dude oh thank god i'm not on yellow team instant free pass in my eyes i don't know where to go so i'll just score on them with my entire clucking head that man really decided to be goalie way too late boom free score that's how you do it every time easiest strategy in the game boom what the get over there boy i'm the best soccer player that this town's ever seen i also just so happen to be a chicken get in position football it matters not if it's football or soccer ball they all go the same exact way into the goal after i punch them i can't be stopped i'm a monster look at that this guy's already given up you think they learn but they just they're not learning they're not learning i mean are you seeing this i'm incredible go it's too easy no one's even trying to stop me at this point they know it's futile get it cuz i'm a chicken see ya right into the goal baby dive for it chicken man you will not be turned into chicken nuggets today you will live a long glorious life oh my god it's time to start jumping look at all that free turf oh my god i've got a minute or two before i even have to think about going down there it's already down to just me and one other guy and he's way down there i love it and now down to the purple and he is so out of room and this game is beyond mine baby two dubs in a row let's go you're witnessing the rise of the greatest fall guys player that you've ever seen it's all too easy and all too addicting give me more fall guys this is one of my favorite things look at how ridiculous come on red team don't let this go to ot somebody take a tail from green team oh my god there's an army of people behind him being completely honest with you guys sometimes i forget there even is a green team you never know what might you never know what might happen and when some people might get taken out by enormous apples but one thing you can count on is for me to finish first and look back on the absolute chaos that ensues before me it never gets old oh my god look at us go we're such an efficient machine red team best team dude this one feeble-minded yellow idiot cannot stop the inevitable the red team victory dude god and look at that again yellow team's ball isn't even where it should be god yellow team is so stupid come on give me good ball rng that's all i need to crank out a victory here [Music] whoa that was so close that was way too close i think that's another dub i think that that is another dub baby i'm the greatest i just make it look easy my absolute dominant skill makes it look easy oh geez here we go time to avoid the great pileup of 2020 if such a thing is even possible i saw you trying to sabotage i wasn't going to let you succeed but i saw it this dude is gonna have to get past the sabotaging triceratops but he's not even gonna make it because of a donut so many people got taken out just then that was round two uh hello i grabbed him why did i not receive tail are you really trying to juke me around this tiny little corner of land right here do you really think i'm gonna fall for any of those shenanigans dude give me that tail son are you winning son not anymore nothing can stop me now i stay getting doves i see two cans does that mean it's in the store i'm out i'm out i want to go check the store i need to check the store immediately i'm out toucan gang toucan gang for life i didn't miss a beef i'm so good at this game look at how far behind me everyone is where the froot loops at show me the froot loops hop through the hoop get point do good time to slow it down a notch hop around a bit you know let people start falling my victory is looking like a very surefire thing my victory is not looking like a surefire thing it's in question it's heavily in question but i'm not gonna give up i'm gonna persevere and i'm gonna win yeah and it was a five win streak i'm telling you man greatest fall guy player of all time what are you what did you expect was gonna happen dingus your anime protagonist boy too back at it again trying to get some dubs this time on the pc look my microphone is a little bit closer to my mouth than it usually is today so sorry if i'm louder than usual but i don't care i'm so comfortable i'm not gonna move they try to put me in the back to slow me down but it won't slow me down it'll only make my victory sweeter whoa i assume that he won't ever be back down i mean why would you want to come back down after that let me in let me in putting me on the yellow team in around two hoarders it's like the game that knows that i'm the best player and it doesn't want me to win because this is a recipe for a loss right here look at them bully yellow team we have one measly ball that isn't right justice for yellow team please on the other hand though yellow team is only the worst when i'm not on it because when i'm the best i balance out the worst typical yellow team hitting it the wrong way man get me off of this god awful team look at all those balls all the balls are belong to us no no no stop stop stop sending them that way protect the balls at all cost you ninja frick you're just letting the balls go right by you this is why i hate being on yellow team it's like they want to lose would you take a look at that the best player on the worst team and the worst team managed to pull out a win coincidence i think not my overwhelming arrogance levels can't let me down now that i'm off of the worst team and back on a team that actually knows how to work together push it slightly right we need to push it right stop pushing it direct push it right oh my god is blue team worse than yellow team confirmed it's crushing me it's crushing me a little bit oh wait never mind they're helping us yes red team anything to sabotage this stupid yellow team look at that the one time i'm not on it they lose sucks to suck man what can i say don't be put on yellow team i'm going for it i regret nothing i'm still gonna make it baby they can't keep too down for long oh waiting for the inevitable is scary i need people to start falling not a single person has fell and that offends me it's like they don't want me to win or something i'm sticking to this platform man i got faith oh my faith was misplaced all right we're down to the final three right here two in it to win it oh my hands are sweaty something about spaghetti belonging to my mother just stay focused and keep jumping it's down to me and one other man fall you turd oh he got knocked he got knocked yes he's getting knocked oh no my hubris i thought he was dead so i didn't jump i played myself don't patronize me with a level ups i need crowns so that i can become the scout sometimes we fall these things happen but the key is getting back up and acting like they didn't happen to preserve your sense of ego where do you think you're going with those those belong to me i'm like a wall you'll never get past only chats go mid well fine only chad's go mid twice look at that only chats go mid twice that's how you assert your dominance over the common folk whoa looking like i air dodged this is a problem there are too many of us the solution me going first it continues to go well for too so the bummer about playing on pcs i don't get to read funny names because everyone is limited to numbers thanks to sweet hackers get up get up get up get up stand up don't get hit by fruit my god such big apples i don't want to eat my fruits and veggies i just want a fat dub whoa i really like the way this guy looks oh he's getting messed up though push your ball to the finish as a team to qualify keyword guy who's running ahead as a team notice how we lost one man one tiny bit of manpower and now we're in last it's almost like splintering off to sabotage is not the right play oh my god oh my god people came together and sabotaged yellow alright b being on yellow team dude it literally is a death sentence these days oh no we're getting separated that means we've inherently created a 50 50 here yo that was mad close i can't believe i squeezed my big beak in between that tiny little chasm oh they died the guys over there died that eliminates the 50 50 possibility now it's just all of us here fighting it out why did i fall i touched nothing because of the latency it keeps looking like they get hit only to still somehow recover why are some of my jumps just not registering that makes me very nervous i don't even know what just happened right there i think i barely managed to squeeze through it's really picking up speed ah get up get up get up okay okay i gotta take it out oh my god this is this is brutal levels of brutal no it's time for me to hang up the feathers tucoon is no more i am now the potted astronaut as if to send me a challenge they have put me in round one seesaw in the back of the pack you know wolfman you want to try to get ahead huh you want that how about i take us all down huh how about that oh i got pushed up i'm the luckiest boy that ever done went to space in a potted plant i'm sorry that you did not make it pigeon sir but that does not concern the potted astronauts first round one seesaw then you put me on the yellow team on jinxed wow you really want me to lose don't you fall guys i'm not going out so easily my teammate just jinxed me this is the price you pay for being on yellow team you can't escape me triceratops man that's not how this works hi nice to touch you come back here pirate boy i want to touch you an uninfected ninja get him spread it to him don't let him be unspread dude you can't stop me with round one see-saw and you can't stop me by putting me on the yellow team you're gonna have to up your game tiptoe round three that's fine this game is easy this game is straight up rigged i choose you i chose right i don't even care about whatever happens to my body at this point things are flying on the screen anyway so why should i be affected by any of it don't grab me scout from team fortress 2 i do not condone these actions you need to get your hands off me if you know what's best for you ice cream dude oh that guy's getting dragged that guy is getting dragged you notice no matter how many gee thanks dude i love it i love it so much it's the return of too kept you waiting huh you always need to be you have to be ready for it to hit you in the back i did a terrible job at defending i don't know there was just too much options right there the latency on this game sucks the latency just makes tail games in general suck but he can grab it a mile away from me but i'm literally touching him and i can't grab it off of him a lot of sense that makes he was so far dude i hate it i can't fathom it the yellow team l comes for us all just take me away from here please i don't even want to be here anymore carrying all this big dick energy into the final part of whirlygig is actually the only thing keeping me going because other than that it's all a load of bs object permanence jump it's the biggest flex of 20 20. the reason i haven't won is because i keep getting put on yellow team that's the only logical explanation grab him grab him yeah nice move no oh the latency there's nowhere for you to run jellybean man my teammate just blocked me and made me chase him while letting my target get away i hate it here i swear to god all my homies hate yellow team yeah sure dude sure dude just string me along until it's time for balls to be in my face too is the underappreciated over-abused protagonist of this anime like all things should be it needs to be perfectly balanced i don't want to go on either of these i don't want to go on to either of these man yeah that is exactly what i did not want to be a part of blah blah blah joke about how the masses don't get seesaw's next clip god this is the easiest thing okay apparently i don't speak for everybody what the heck is going on dude what happened why did so many people die i don't think i've ever seen so many people die on block party of all things and the bad latency sets in already as everybody moonwalks in place well i might as well try it [Music] i hate my life oh have i yeah have i really that's really interesting that feels like a very fair way to lose right on the final round what the hell don't worry these are just the dark times in this arc of the two anime we'll come out stronger on the other end together just hit subscribe and like and that'll give me the power that i need i have no fear of the slime it's the regular people that scare me i i hate you stripe it man i knew that was gonna happen today has not been my most successful outing in my own fall guys history to say the least to my credit i have been making it to the last round most times which is not bad and the other times well the other times i've been on yellow team no way i went through that first fix your trash latency like the millionth time today i find myself in jump showdown but will i be able to squeak out a win getting my track record today probably not i sort of got it jumped oh oh no existence is starting to hurt more and more hit me that was nothing i can take away more than that hit me again [Music] thrilling gameplay to be sure come on yellow team we gotta break the streak we gotta rise above the motif oh my god this is it this is the yellow team victory that everyone's always wanted we did it for the people a surprise to be sure but a welcome one if ever i were to get back on track it'd definitely be with hexagon gaming skills don't fail me now i hate it right now man don't put me on yellow team again i swear god damn it i have to live for my clan for the yellow clan oh my god no we gotta get out of here yes we survived brother they keep throwing me on the yellow team and i keep surpassing all expectations oh my god oh no oh are you serious how does that not count look at me i'm over the finish line i just hate my life i hate everything about being on this team i'm going to embrace it people want to say that yellow team's the worst no yellow team is the best and i'll show them exactly why that's the red team's area you nincompoot rise of the yellow team rise of the yellow team please let me go this is so dumb oh my god is this what it feels like to suck no it's the yellow team curse it's poisoning my ability to win at this game please don't put me on the yellow team i can't handle any more defeat son of a why why does that count as his i dove through there first explain you have got to be yanking on my beak i hate it here like a triple flip come on learn to jump over the thing what is going on with this dude right here ew that was creepy stop bogarting me i dislike you i want your skin but i dislike you oh my god that sounded terrible get away from me you stupid jerk i can't believe you tried to do that to me come on undies man you've gotta get there dude the slime is approaching you're chonies watch the chonies they're gonna get slime on them dude the donuts what are you doing choney man you willingly ran into that dating people in slime climb is the most stressful thing yeah it doesn't really matter i'm not on yellow team which means i'm going to win security feels good whoa who's eyeballs i really need a victory to end this video on so that people don't think i'm a fall guy's fraud oh no a divide has been created that makes me uncomfortable i am down to a singular piece of floor now and i lost my pineapple companion come on man why does it have to be this way no game is garbage dude goodbye hot dog man today i will go out there and disrupt the natural flow of things as the vanilla bean people never suspect the vanilla bean so when they get taken out by him at the last moment it'll be all that more surprising and all that more sweet of a victory please let me get up now something about the personas in this game and just being like a different person every game is such a good time the customization in this game really is on point man and even just on top of that being a solid color bean only chads know about the solid color bean i hide behind this fan they'll never see it coming well i mean i kind of didn't do anything to him but i'll get somebody uh not like this though come on help me out here water canned man we can do this together we can stop them i blocked them with my bod i'm not really sure how i could sabotage anybody on this one maybe i could grab them right at the end right at the jump or something like this oh my god that works so much better than i thought it would the vanilla bean strikes again apparently not today though thanks nintendo imagine getting disconnected from the server and then being forced to play round one see-saw feels bad man on the other hand the potential for sabotage is high so maybe the vanilla bean won't get what he's wanted all along oh there we go i took out one person oh i'm just messing around and people are paying the price for my actions oh it's a race to the finish here oh and he clutched it with the dive they have taken my individuality away and cast me aside to the yellow team where things surely won't go well the latency on some people is just out of control they will be grabbing tails like they're mr fantastic funny triangle goat boy i'm not afraid of these balls take balls upside the face on the regular anyway okay i think my best bet is to grab somebody on this jump right here uh this guy no no please it's not funny if i don't get to win it's not funny if i can't do it and win still oh my god no stop stop hitting me with the balls i can make it i can make it i couldn't make it pretty sure i just raked my beam nuts across that dude's face where do you think you're going with that ball son that doesn't belong to you i've somehow ended up in front of the ball and i feel very guilty about my actions but don't worry i'm more than willing to put in the bean power to turn this ship around whoa whoa the lag it's making the ball go places i never thought possible you guys want to know the only thing more messed up than being put on the yellow team in a team game in fall guys well it's the fact that only 50 percent of you right now are subscribed if you guys don't hit subscribe i'm gonna get mr guillotine out here and he's gonna do what he does [Laughter] oh have i developed a new strategy for this game and oh is it degenerate step one of my strategy try to stay with the crowd honestly there's no reason to chance getting split off because what if you get split off and you chose wrong then you just lose step two of the strategy is to play really super nice some might say that we're all in this together for now and now most of us are on this platform which if this is the one to go oh look at that it's not we're in luck then there's a chance my strategy might reach phase three all right now that it's just me and this guy i can employ phase three of my strategy die me brother [Music] all right i guess we're just hugging right here then that's fine i'm not afraid i have nothing to be scared of at all whatsoever okay all righty we'll see you triceratops i'm sorry you had to go out that way a tail will be mine boy you cannot escape this destiny not that you even really tried something so funny about getting absolutely smashed by the hammer go blue dude go into the hammer i just got his tail stolen and then i disappeared like a shadow of the night they never see the vanilla bean coming dude i tell you they're unsuspecting of me because i'm a neutral being until i'm not this level's got to be the funniest level i'm gonna wait here until the time is right i'll take my leap eventually right when people are done getting smashed by this absolute unit of a hammer oh it's the little blue dude from before hey dude are we really just gonna chill here we need to go we need to go i need to i need to be out of here is that a secondary vanilla bean my evil doppler ganger that was just me i saw myself and i thought it was somebody else oh clipped it with my face right there i'll risk it all right all right that's success right there don't push or grab well that's not so raven that's for sure get out of my way it has to be right there all right all right all right all right all right i knew it we can share this real estate okay or you could get really pushy and you could fall and i could have the real estate to myself i'm just a simple being trying to get some crowns for my family if you take issue with that then hey that's your thing i got my own bean problems to worry about that's the beauty about losing as a content creator though if i win it's because i'm the best and if i lose it was just for the content it's a win-win either way for me one foot in front of the other and soon you'll be hopping across the floor i see him right there i see him on the yellow there's not a whole lot of blue for him to land on but he could pull something out die you little insect do things die when i command them to if that's the case then uh subscribe or i'll call mr guillotine again don't worry it's okay that's not a legally binding threat now i'm a bullet sure why not great i'm on the yellow team again if only i could shoot myself i have seen stolen one egg look there's a realm of possibility and things that can happen you stealing this golden egg from me is not within this realm they can't grab me if i keep jumping god my face oh my god why stop him fellow bullet oh my god over time in egg orders we can't let them remove a single egg no stop it grab him don't let him go treat him like he's your father that's abandoned you when you found him after five years hey pink man why did he let me do that damn i'm shooting my oh gun pun oh i'll see mr guillotine now that wasn't the best dive i've seen all day not the worst one not the best one oh dear i'm on the final level i might not win it hexagon my jam my steez how could this be never mind of course i wouldn't lose that hexagon which is why i'm gonna slide you guys this proposition real quick how about every time i win a game you subscribe i think you should take the deal it's a win-win for all of us you guys get more dank content and i can tell my mom that more people than just her have subscribed the freeze frame lag is a little bit disturbing always go mid nothing could possibly go wrong always go mid nothing could possibly go wrong things went wrong here dang it who will i sabotage today stick around and find out after this messages sick backflip hot dog guy come here did i get him no where are you going we need all the manpower we can get son oh this is not good we are struggling already go go over take yellow they're struggling overtake them overtake them now help me push you fools why are you running all ahead you must help me push why can't you understand that if you help me we'd finish faster if this right here isn't telling that people have their priorities mixed up i don't know what is one man versus balls who will come out on top uh did you not get hit by that ball what eliminated my who i touched that no no no way he was literally behind me on the outside i'm a mixture of lead steel and smiles but on the inside all i am is a mixture of gunpowder and pain i've been wronged by the latency one too many times and i have now become the shadow bean wow the shadow beam got some air time the best part about this level is just the copious amount of beam bodies flying all over the place sabotage sabotage fail sabotage mission success you ever just get put on the yellow team and remind yourself that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell an entire cactus huh grab it works every single time uh did that guy just get dragged into the wall okay they have five players we have four that's not exactly fair but neither is life so we'll have to make do with what we've got silver lining though i'm not on the yellow team they only have two people on me they won't be able to stop this let's pass one i gotta pass the second guy too that's right babies yellow team can't even win when they have an entire extra teammate well i hate to call it but uh that's a fat dub for the shadow bean and you know what we talked about earlier one sub for one dub it might be forward at this point go check it out guess it wasn't forward it's all right brother don't take it personally some people be gaming other people be laymen and we all know which the shadow bean is doing and always remember folks a dub for a sub [Laughter] [Music] the true shadow beans plan will be executed now oh no i missed he knows too much [Music] i am peabody and i am ready to begin testing i'm just a robot living in a beans world only the beans in peak physical form can survive and move on everybody wants you to look out for round one seesaw the round two seesaw is where people get truly destroyed because there's a little wiggle room some room for failure in round one seesaw given that so many people can make it to the next round but around two seesaw you mess up a couple of times your ass ain't qualifying no that's fine go ahead be selfish see how far that gets us wow i barely made that one poor water can man was not as lucky that's okay he'll forever be with me in my thoughts i don't like it when latency is the reason that i lose video games so if we could all just stay eight feet away from me i'd very much appreciate it hey how did you get up there uh i risked it all to get on top of the yellow thing and it's not even worth it i'm pretty sure people can still reach you from up there thank you horse man i needed that in my life remember in any mini game that involves tails it's not truly about the first minute and 50 seconds all that really counts is those final juicy ten come on do the wave do the wave with me monkey man can you not i was trying to do a wave with my monkey friend this duck is trouble right here never trust a mallard remember those words i just want you guys to know i like putting background music in these videos but it's really awkward without music while you're playing the actual game itself so i'm just gonna give you guys like a two or three second little taste of that the silence is deafening isn't it i'm not trying to sabotage anybody i'm just trying to keep my hands clean at this point i don't want anyone thinking that i'm a mean bean now is not the time for fear after all that comes later wow that's a lot of deaths what how did he survive that he's a mystical mallard i trust him even less than i did before and with only four other beans it might not be as difficult as it usually is i need not hide my true colors for as long you can't go grabbing anybody before it's just you and one person you cannot arise suspicion you gotta keep all eyes off of you fly under the radar well my strategy isn't gonna work as well as it usually does because i have one dude who i can't interfere with at all very uncomfortable there's no telling how this might go let it be known right now that i don't trust pineapple guy i don't trust anyone who's pineapple or wolf in nature these are just people that i can't vibe with although it doesn't matter who i vibe with when i'm dead but stay out of their door here we go sabotage wow that backfired immediately oh wake me up when the boring ends lately i feel like this is the game that i find the least fun just because it's so so slow all they need to do to fix it is make it so that each ring spins faster with time thus making it not a snooze fest as it is right now the only time i've ever storm is brewing a little storm 14. this potted monkey seems to know where he's going i'll just keep following him it's working out for me so far tell me little storm 14 made it oh thank god he had me worried there for a second there's a little storm 14. i have faith in him i need him to make it to the end with me it's very important to me oh my god was that little storm 14 did he just die no i have to believe i have to have faith in little storm 14. nice shortcut idiot still trying huh go ahead keep going you'll get it i'm sure navigate the deadly donuts do not let your hubris overtake you for even though i am a perfect gaming machine anyone can make mistakes at the end of the day where are you little storm 14 please tell me you made it i'm waiting to see a pigeon come up that ramp storm 14 no i don't think he made it oh that was weird he got frozen there for a little bit it's with a heavy heart that i must report that little storm 14 died in the goo it's been a long day brother but rest assured we'll see each other again what are you diving at sir the balls are in different locations oh caveman got hops excellent hit excellent hit they're gonna have a hard time recovering from that one now i just slide in with a quick grab and i seal their face go go go brother scoring them while they're not looking and just like that it's time for the do nothing into the last moment game this is it this is the strategy my only goal now is just to wait until the timer runs down to about 15 seconds then i will take action all right now it's time to take action give me that thank you ladies and gentlemen it is that easy you do nothing until it's time to do something it shouldn't work but 60 of the time it literally works every time and there's nothing more really i need to say about it that's how i went on royal fumble pretty much every single time before you judge me for my degenerate plays remember there's a reason i'm peabody and you ain't why would you throw me off course like that what is going on here why can't you guys escape past the door people wonder how i get so many w's because i'm playing with stinky mcbaby over here don't you push me little man i have no interest in your games oh why would you fall right there if i was you i would have not fallen i would have succeeded and been the first one to cross the finish line let's go vitolo gr you've got this you just need to be a little bit more careful than that but i'm still believing in you my god you need to hurry though the slime is coming i think he's gonna die no don't dive oh no the tolo gr cool and i'm on the yellow team thank you obama all too easy oh wow that was nice no thank you get that ball off my side i don't want it over here it's all right it doesn't matter it was a little off center it'll probably end up going in anyway because when i'm around things always go in know what i'm saying fellas yeah peabody more like penis body he could go all the way ah and then a water can might stop him right at the end i won even though i was on the yellow team suck it god no no no no no let me get up okay oh i pick over here i pick over here i'm with the monkey monkey see monkey do right i think we need to get back over here buddy wow i've made questionable choices but i lived and hopefully this platform doesn't fall next you've gotta be kidding me what the hell i should have stayed with the monkey the monkey dude monkey should have seen and done as monkey has always been monkey see monkey subscribe monkey brain systems set for revenge have you ever seen a man get so robbed after i nailed that fat gainer too which pigeon do i trust my god both pigeons were on the money do pigeons know something that i don't because this pigeon has been right an awful lot of times double jump hell yeah dude look at how far ahead that pushed me dog probably would have lost if i hadn't done that son no i won't stop referring to you as a vague family member's cuz so long i'm going for the con play he fooled you bye-bye the huge con they were all fooled they have an army of goalies they have a whole army of goalies oh a blue guy with an assist what a dumb idiot all right isaac newton i'll give you five seconds to explain what just happened right there what the hell what the hell crispy broccoli i got some bad news you're not qualifying this time i don't know if they patch this or not but i gotta get up there before i get jinxed to live an everlasting life of peace and tranquility okay okay stay the course stay the course right here here we go boom that set me way too far maybe that got patched out i don't know but i have to keep trying that didn't send me nearly high enough get up get up get up get up he grabbed me from so far away i don't like it how did he know how did he know what a big chad play yo did that ball just get hit up twice gravity do be taking the day off though no no no get up why would you get knocked over what are you trying to lose at the last second or something that's not how i do man i'm all about the w's on ws it's kind of easy when everyone else blows chunks call me arrogant call me overconfident call me whatever you want but call me maybe after you hit the subscribe button oh sick backflip that was a freaking tasty gainer oh that was a body whoopsie daisy more like oops why was i born i'm gonna call my mom that'll be funny right hello hey mom hey i'm uh recording right now say something funny um you're funny-looking damn why'd you gotta do me like that that's brutal yeah you wanted something funny i'm gaming with one hand right now what do you think of that that's professional skills right hey can i tell a good story i was telling some friends yesterday about you sure sure uh sure okay i was talking about when you and i and aunt brenda went to san francisco and that you were like i think 10 years old or something like that and we went to that video game tournament and you're like the youngest kid and people are like what is he doing here and stuff like that and brenda was like why are we going here i said because i want to support my son and stuff and then you put all their butts yeah and i won that tournament when we walked out after she was like he has my nephews and at first she was like why are we here they love to hate on the gamers until the gamers get results and i was like because i want to support myself and stuff i go this is where he wants to be and i want to think i thought was the most amazing thing is how big the screen was when you guys got to play well yeah i was literally in a movie theater and then you were so excited you got all these games and all this stuff that they gave you we had to care we literally had to help you carry this stuff out because you had so much stuff yeah i got a couple of games for free and then i got um a game that was just about to come out two weeks early he had like some pins and some other stuff like some little men guys i don't know sorry guys out there in game land it's fine oh my god i just killed it i won that game with one hand and talking to your mom about old stories huh oh yeah is that enough yeah okay i love you love you too bye bye okay there you have it straight from my point of origin i'm a gaming god wow that guy really persevered right there i thought he was going to die whoa a little bit of lag that's right though because i lived apparently i died thank you lag very very kind of you to kill me even though i clearly jumped over the thing everything is clearly all right here god bless you nintendo god bless you taking buttholes what kind of a name is that uh i wasn't trying to push you off don't look at me like that fellow peabody uh did he just commit shoots and ladders cactus man no we need to be we need to be we need to be careful you bastard i find this game enjoyable because i hold forward on stick it's real easy for my monkey brain to comprehend that's all the piece is gone all 10 of us or whatever are just gonna fight it out on this tiny little platform look i don't think i really care about winning i just don't want this other peabody to beat me if bush comes to shove i might just bring him down with me your time has come brother nobody needs your robot ass lying around i told you i'd have my revenge mission accomplished boys let that serve as a lesson to you all hell hath no fury like a robotic being scorned [Music] is

Channel: Desbug

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Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Fall Guys, Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout, Ultimate Knockout, Funny, Desbug, Battle Royale, Mini-Game, Fall Guy

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Length: 63min 8sec (3788 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 02 2020