so i played the worst mario maker levels...

i want to view notifications you want to view my butthole i'm going to exterminate dopas if you ask me the peoples have lived long enough does it really matter how long they've lived do you think that the sword cares about the neck of that which it cleaves through now i hear what you're thinking you're thinking oh how can a dead thing be alive for too much and i'm here to tell you that i've already soft locked myself so your question is not relevant oh so many people must die all of them all of the peoples must die i'm gonna find and i'm gonna kill every last one of them the hot course tab is a mystery and today i'm gonna be getting painfully close to that mystery for your viewing pleasure of course let's bust out the green guy oh yeah he knows a thing or two you heard the man no murder allowed although that's never stopped me before okay we got a boom boom someone call him a mad lad oh who's gonna stop me huh he escaped this guy escaped it's okay i found him a better home i would say that the stomach is better than a cage anyway this is what i do when i go to zoos i find the nearest open cage then i proceeded to do sick gainers from one animal to the next all right now that i've liberated one of the zoo goers it's time to start murdering the other ones like how's a bomb a zoo animal better for him if he just explodes right that's the sound he makes in my head the fact that he had to say try it please really makes me not want to try it but he asked nicely so i'll give it a go also known as a thousand endless easy levels i think i'd let you live of course i wouldn't huh so insanity run is really just another word for a little timmy level no no no that was a troll they tried to troll me look at this look at this luigi just summons fire from within the boot is there anything better than being invincible luigi in a shoe if there is i don't really want to know about it excuse me excuse me get out of my way get out of my way or i'll kill you all oh big luigi versus big bowser my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined get get your ass out of my face this isn't that kind of dungeon and don't reverse kink shame me okay i said no i too want to know how does it do it how does it do it huh okay so if you time it if you time your acceleration like perfectly you can just ignore the the one-way gate it's interesting how does it do it that's a good question just need a little momentum and green mario's your uncle there we go they finally made minecraft too i'd been waiting for this your boy just dropped into the nether we have a hinder goomba probably the only thing we can describe that has right is that nether just filled with big goombas inside clown cars what a level the hot tab and the levels within they hit different dude there's some other kind of garbage the world famous level two the precursor to level one oh boy an auto scroller get your popcorn out ladies and gents we're gonna be here for a hot minute with this slow speed at least we know it's level two though no one wants to play in level three everyone wants to be in level two oh my god that's the end of the level ah it's all right it's all right i can handle it i've played like 700 levels of endless easy this is nothing to me [Laughter] oh truly a sus moment i love how there's not enough characters to finish the parentheses okay red suss sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad if that means playing stages like level two in order to play imposter drip song among us sus then i think i'm in it for the long haul defeating a meowser is no small task oh look at that there's the meowser okay now i have to hit him a million freaking times with this ding dang boomerang die die die you son of ten beans you son of a biscuit actually die please die soon die yesterday oh my god all right i'm gonna keep hugging these boomerangs at you are you feeling it now mr krabs oh my god i gotta wait for this stupid shenanigans oh and i looked away cool he scratched me in the body i hate being scratched in the body stop stop running away and then appearing from below this is like a million boomerang hits how many more boomerang hits can he take direct hit i gotta give him points for that one sucks this freaking sucks just a few hundred more please don't ever make me do that again nintendo i wish i had the strength to not click play green mario sus oh sweet i'm a crewmate you gotta fix the lights okay it's actually kinda cool i like this it's creative for what it is um is this supposed to be a dead body because that would be kind of awkward considering i'm uh wearing one on my head oh god what have i done bowser jr suss i've been shook oh my god that's you know oh my god he was coming for me he found me he i ran away but he vented [Music] he chased me down so i couldn't call him meeting on day's work for the green crewmate there's anybody who knows how to solve a mystery and eject a bowser jr it's him these courses are so hot they're on fire so blazing that i can't even touch the controller it's way too spicy oh no oh no oh no everybody knows that those were the brothers three the greatest cooking legends in all the lands everyone else's ability to cook pails in comparison to theirs i'm not that happy that i murdered them i think i want to take this opportunity and like um talk to the people you know get close to you guys what is something you guys would like to see i i recently got a ds emulator would you guys be interested in watching a playthrough of new super mario ds comment no down below because it probably looks like garbage i'm back you know that hits different coming from you josh dude7 it's gotta be a yikes from me dog oh the rare aquatic breed i hear their cooking's not as good as the other ones so he has to die oh god is that the mad lass which one do i hammer i'm beginning to notice a pattern here the among us bean shape really is distinguishable you have to give it that into a door down a pipe and then that's the whole level i'm disappointed but not surprised the hot stages are just really an enigma if someone could explain them to me and why they end up in the hot tab i would appreciate it this is madness this is sparta madness huh that's a funny way to spell little tiny level once again the hot course tab has betrayed me it was probably my fault for trusting it though shut up you're a wiener i'm taking this books with me i want to hold it it belongs to me now you wait there box i'll make the path safe for us don't worry i'll never leave you behind just a cat in its box two innuendos that i'm i'm not gonna make a comment about because i'm mature enough to resist oh guys this doesn't look good i think this is the end of the line for me in the box all right box [ __ ] you have a new life down here know that my heart will forever be with you i'll miss you don't do it i'm warning you oh you shouldn't have done it okay first of all that's terrifying second of all this victory just doesn't hit the same without box [ __ ] i miss him i don't really care about anything other than the sentence mario must rest those sound like famous last words here i go in the house and i'm going to sleep that really is it you just uh walk in here then you uh go to bed i have nothing else to say other than when you're holding something and you crouch over your butt hangs way out and looks really cute dang i'd pinch that booty only i would be able to find a way to lose on this level only me oh my god come on stop doing this to me just get up there get up there oh my god this is actually very frustrating it doesn't jump quick enough i jump but it doesn't jump do you know what that feels like do you know how i got these overalls [Music] excuse me i'm caught in a loop i'm caught in a time loop caught in a time loop and i feel personally attacked and i want out this is simultaneously been the most level and the actual most frustrating most frustrating that's gonna be my new cologne i'm gonna invent masturbating i've lost sight of what i was trying to say i'll be the judge of that gamer vlog but you don't even have a vlog i am playing the hardest levels running away from the arms that are falling out of the sky and [Music] i'll take your house and i won't give it back to you because i don't like you you are a turtle now i'll kill you i don't feel bad at all i am a murdering guy i just wanted to see what was over here i didn't mean to slam my face into concrete doesn't look like there's anything over here which begs the question why does it exist oh my god i didn't even have to do any of that i could have just ran this way gamer vlog i'm gonna need your gamer card because this ain't a level my guy this is a straight line with a detour in it i can do that oh my god oh my god it's so much worse than i thought it was gonna be it's too much i couldn't even see myself for half of that i will now kill an entire family for my for my next trick they're all dead why does the music keep stopping and starting why is this level called we or a wii u because the propeller thing this stuff is so dumb dude just saps away all my brain cells i feel like i'm being harvested okay we got the pipe to pipe true classic and pipe to flag [Music] oh my god this is my life my whole life just feels like endless easy cool thing about mario maker is that it's endless ow my body and by like endless i mean like literally there's too many levels for you to even play you can't play them all pokemon catch them all mario maker don't play them all for a couple of reasons too mostly your sanity but also so they don't end up like me what did i do to deserve being here lay me down on a bed of roses for all i care oh i had to take the car it wasn't an option i didn't think about that christ i still messed it up i still still mess it up and here i go oh hey back and forth and back and forth ah fourth did you die sadly yes but i lived but i did not live well and me now putting into my suffering so i can go play guilty gear guilty gift strive that's what i want but i have to make some content first i'm driving the wrong way again oh my goodness i hate the springs oh my god okay i thought i was gonna mess that up again tears would have come out of my face a lot of bullets a lot of bullets not appreciating all the bullets in my body you can do nothing you can't even fight back you can't even defend yourself you're like a helpless little child and i'm like luigi coming to murder you with a hammer sleep tight out there there's a wild green mario on the loose this is post villain arc we all know what kind of man he is at this point he leaves no survivors not even if they were helpful to him there cannot be one witness who's the bully now huh who's the bully now huh you stupid dumb idiot you should have had a hammer you should have been born with arms freak [Music] the amount of times this level has trolled the balls off of me it's only happened once but i mean i don't have balls anymore but then what about if i go up here oh i'm too clever i'm too clever it's a solved game i knew not to go into the ball trust your instincts go to the right subscribe to despot these are the three musts of life stupid key door means i gotta bonk him on the noggin and then bonk him on the noggin and then oh wait bonk him and send him to horny jail it's the simple things in life you know like anybody got shigeru's home address i blame this one on him think boom boom what will you have after 500 years of swinging your arms like a mad lad that is the noise that's in my heart i hope you'll accept it no it's bowser okay what am i supposed to do against bowser flying bowser wait look at his tiny little wings looks so weird oh he approaches like kind of cute but also like he's shooting me in the face so i don't appreciate that too much oddly enough not all the koopalings were present and there was a mad lad and a lot of fire and a tiny winged bowser but you know what i'm we're stronger for having been through the experience also we got the world record try to take that away from me i dare you i double dog dare you that's right i said it this is what we call a big darren level the uh it's the drunk adult equivalent to the little timmy level my old rival i'm notoriously good at find the difference levels it is a thing to be beheld oh come on this is an easy one it's the the thing this thing it's going down instead of right at least make it a challenge for me that was an adventurous reference more specifically a thor reference okay oh my god dude again two ghosts two ghosts one ghost and a deadman this is not an avengers level threat the final round i'll get my diaper ready really that's all you got i expected better review let's see what i tell you i'm a god at those stages it's in my dinner that's my dna baby miyamoto bro shigeru it's quite a lot of goombas no problem for me though i've never died to a goomba once and don't you dare comment anything on my youtube channel that says otherwise the plant lil adam 900 it's not little timmy anymore they've evolved all right little adam let's see if you can do better than little timmy oh little adam i already did this why do i have to do it again i hate this killing the meows is so annoying how do we get from meowser to the mad lab how does that make sense well adam you got to think about level progression you're going to continue to make levels and that was it two fights into the stage i don't know if it was better or worse than a little timmy level but it definitely was its own thing i christened thee the little atom level what it actually means i'll leave that up to you to decide never ever played this level or you will have nightmares forever challenge accepted creepy face way too creepy final there were other versions of this [Music] guys i don't think i can play anymore i'm too scared you

Channel: Desbug

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Keywords: Comedy, Gaming, Entertainment, Super Mario Maker, Super Mario Maker 2, Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, Super Mario Bros., Mario Bros., Super Mario, Nintendo Switch, Mario, Desbug, Toad, Toadette, Luigi, Super World, Endless Easy, Competitive Mario Maker, Cooperative Mario Maker

Id: wAV094pu_2w

Length: 16min 42sec (1002 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 09 2021