Red Dead Online but I'm a feckin' menace

well I was out of the game but then I don't know I got back into the game because I wanted this home and this home is everything to me I headed off into the hills in search of my Posse they're all the way up here did you did you like 10 minutes ago say the light in your office is awful Kevin the lighting in here is so bad as well that it actually changes like the actual lighting when I turn it on and off yeah why I'm not I'm just not taking it you know what you're offended on behalf of my line oh because you you helped a light are you gonna be hard with me now the whole time we're Cowboys look I'm riding off Over the Horizon let's just leave we've tried to just drive straight off this Cliff because of that jump you need to hit space for it get a run up and hit space there yeah there you go crazy you showed me I'm alive we'll be going to do a job shall we yeah shall we rescue the year was part of them all right we got work to do let's go terminal on Bagels moving out oh God defend terminal we're under attack for no reason all right this dude's insane oh my God I think I killed one of your horses I don't know what came over him what was that is that an MPC yeah you just went nuts for no reason all right hang on oh we can do this yeah there's a knack to it you just gotta like oh that will do uh hold on no there oh yeah um they're fine they're fine they're they're free now open to that one I'm gonna put him down I'm out of here I'm not involved with this I don't know what this is but we're doing a contract we need to find his stash let's go escort okay uh let's get out of here wait the train is coming oh it's the perfect Escape Brendan get out the way we lost a fine horse today all right stop the train stop the train he's not on no wait stop the train oh God he's so confused man he's so confused he doesn't like our plan at all come in here oh no he's going on top of the train he's adventurous dude is it a good time to tell you guys I never learned how to drive a train it's fine I mean you can't really take a wrong turn you'll be fine Brendan needs horse steroids raspberries okay I'll give him steroids I'll give him steroids he's fine he's fine too please and I didn't kill him the first time either that was an act of God okay he's not shooting I'm out of bullets backflip can this guy revive me or is he just gonna oh the NPC revived me I don't need you guys I'm fine with my new friend I can't believe he revived me I didn't know that could happen well Jeb we made it would be great if you could choose that would be ideal actually I know oh no it feels so good no Jeb can't lose you too let me give you the kisses you saved me do not kiss that man you leave him alone I'm leaving oh no he's dying can't believe Jeff is gone there's Brendan the jab who's next all right Jeb this is your moment you're going out the way you always wanted to go oh no I think he doesn't like him how could he not like him eat this man wait do you mean you are kicking it seems like a reasonable way to find it oh Jesus um you should lead them when he's ready I think people shattered like I knew it was gonna be will next and you were naming he's gonna die ah okay that was insurance fraud if I've ever seen it okay yeah definitely I'll give him the dance the code hello yeah there we go it's like a password I have made a fine gentleman in the saloon hello there sweetheart he is a fine dancer with a fine mustache you want to get in a bear fight Max hell yeah but give me a sec I need to sort this hair out we're in a fair fight oh my God look at the map oh my God the whole village runs is dead oh God I'm on the ground I don't even remember my horse oh gosh and then I dipped it in blue so the tail never goes down just stop in the middle of the road I can dude it's the wild west I need to make some coffee first I remember when they first invented coffee okay I'm dead that's one of our team lives there I haven't seen will this entire mission tonight I thought the team was here but it turns out no one was actually here even you're not even like close you have to pick a strong horse name it's the first step what do you call your horse in chess as long as they can identify them it should be okay right I think he's fireproof how have I not hit this person oh my God I can't wait to start over even worried that entire time all right we're doing a both a boat theft then we can go to a shop and buy Pomade oh wait get here don't run from me are you bullying a baby bear awful man all right I'm gonna go to the canoes because we're gonna run out of time in an alligator and a crocodile the spelling damn I'm wise people oh boy do I feel stupid now hello hello we've got the valuables and we're not going to split it with the other two yeah good job everyone I got three dollars three dollars finding weird that the whiskey in this game just comes straight from the bottle like just like a beer bottle that's that's probably how they had it right I didn't drink mine I just threw it on the ground divorce Eddie come on in it's called trade route oh nice dancing bring up the mood you know oh look it's world's reindeer is here all right you're gonna have to get back on quick let me on it's just gonna be the only person that dies in this event oh there you are hello hello nope thank you nope Hello Goodbye Oh Where are the enemies because this just feels like a nice train ride I love how he joined into it can you you've been causing enough trouble the session got bugged apparently we our sessions bugged oh is this so that's why there's no enemies wow we did it call me Kevin earn six sick did we do that one hunter mission where you have to kill a bear yeah we can like sit on the hill with our horses and watch will as he fights if you guys take me there I'm gonna go grab my food or we can just tie him up and put him on the back of the force it's an excellent idea they got a pretty decent plan we could just leave him on the train tracks and see what happens all right he's fine nothing we were helping you to the mountain let's go I've gone back I have three people surrounding me oh my God we've got so far to go oh they're almost here your miles over there I just took the wrong turning okay I'm just following your little dot on the map Anna I have bad news nightmare is critically injured at the bottom of this hill Oh right in my arms this is my God I'm just very ugly criers hey guys I'm here trouble I felt that hair is on the back of my neck tingling a little bit his well senses were tingling he's got a shuttle spare time is that a bit wow look that's what you're gonna be fighting will is he the bear he's whatever you want him to be look at him whoa this is set to the max difficult yeah that's why it wasn't doing this Mission earlier but we'll be fine capture the live by the way don't shoot the the dude we need to shoot the gun in the back but we can't kill him so we need to shoot him a hand or he's gone his ankle nice what the hell is that oh god oh dear Smith oh will you're a Madman he's down in the river look at him oh my god oh the current is strong it's pulling him away people [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] all right now get him oh no yes it's going okay actually oh he's running from me did you win your bear fight I didn't get to see it um the bear ran away and got shot by a random guy so I intimidated the beer good job everyone especially will who redeemed himself and he won his bear fight what a man he did what a man you guys are the reason I drink right I think we've earned hair Pomade shall we go to the store and grab some hair appointment for everyone yes yeah yummy yummy Pomade some gummy and delicious real good smell feel you know all right play it cool oh I fell off my horse yeah yeah just like that it's like normal cool should we get to our horses right oh we can take the wagon well it's perfect I'll drive the wagon no you will not miss it I will shoot you with my vomit rifle it'll hurt that it's a vomit rifle and it's like yes get him hit him with the vomit rifle out of my face at my face that's my face come on this is what you get for not following us oh yeah that's fair actually I'll drag the other one onto the fire so that he burns alive Anna what are you doing to torture them I'm trying not to look that'll show all these people he caught fire Anna what have you done Anna no I didn't I couldn't stop her legs okay we need to have Guillermo fight a bear for real we try to the mountains I tried and the bear ran away what the hell is happening to my guy every time we go into a mission oh there I am look at the squad wow we are bald where are your guys's cool hats yeah come on I don't want to cover up my bald spot oh do you reckon I can make that jump yeah 100 dude Hondo do it honestly I think I would have made it if I lost a little bit of weight nope I'm very stuck we're too good we'll never lose a few minutes later guys I'm next to this do we even want to do it wait you're down down oh uh this might go bad or it might go really well who knows to be fair I think we would have been fine if we didn't start running around knives they just see us coming in it's like oh no it's these guys please we're stuck in here forever I'm spawning back in are you kidding again I something anyway is happening I don't know what it is we'll do a normal Bounty instead I'll get the Bounty again good job you guys great stuff get them here you got the drop on them quite literally The Game of Life is only the is the only place where William can get a wife and kids what the hell I can't wait for my three dollars I hope we got three and a half this time 0.1 gold goodbye [Music] what is it they saying cowboy when they leave yeah I read a dirty here

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Length: 14min 0sec (840 seconds)

Published: Fri May 12 2023