Rectix - SNL

>>> WE ARE GOING TO GET SOME LEMONADE SO YOU TWO BEHAVE. >> OKAY. >> WELL, I'LL TELL YOU THAT EMILY IS GREAT. YOUR MOM AND I REALLY LIKE HER. >> THANKS, POP. >> SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND, SON? >> ACTUALLY, YEAH. I'M A LITTLE EMBARRASSED TO SAY THIS, BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PERFORMING. >> YOU MEAN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION? >> HAS IT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? >> SURE HAS. IT HAPPENED TO ME A LOT. BUT THEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT NEW RECTIX. >> WHOA, THAT PILL IS MASSIVE, HOW DO YOU EVEN SWALLOW THAT THING? >> HA HA, YOU DON'T SWALLOW IT, SON, YOU INSERT IT LIKE AN SUPPOSITORY, AND TRUST ME, IT LOOKS. >> SO YOU PUT THAT THING -- >> IT DIDN'T LIKE ORDINARY PILLS. IT CAN STOP ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DEAD IN ITS TRACKS. >> AND IT JUST DISSOLVES UP THERE? >> NO, NO, THAT'S THE BEST PART, SON, IT STAYS PUT FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT TO WORK AND EVEN COMES WITH AN ATTACHED LOOP SO YOU CAN RETRIEVE IT WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH. >> SO IT'S A BUTT PLUG. >> WHAT? NO. IT'S A PILL. >> RECTIX. THE ALL NATURAL, FAST-ACTING MALE ENHANCEMENT PILL. >> DAD, DOES MOM KNOW ABOUT THIS? >> WELL, IT WAS ACTUALLY MY IDEA. I WAS AFRAID YOUR DAD WOULD NEVER GET AN ERECTION EVER AGAIN. >> ONE NIGHT YOUR MOTHER SAID, LAY BACK, LET'S TRY SOMETHING. I REMEMBER ASKING, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE? >> I TOLD HIM, JUST RELAX AND BREATHE. >> I SAID, WHAT IS THAT, LIKE A PILL OR SOMETHING? >> AND I SAID, SURE. >> AND IT WORKED. IMMEDIATELY. >> OKAY, I GOT IT, DAD. >> I TRIED OTHER METHODS. >> BUT NONE OF THOSE THINGS WORKED LIKE RECTIX VIBRATING PILLS. >> WAIT, SO IT VIBRATES TOO? >> OF COURSE IT DOES. WHAT DID YOU THINK, THAT IT DOESN'T? >> YEAH. >> WELL, IT DOES. YOU KNOW WHAT, SON, WHY DON'T YOU BORROW MINE? >> EW, NO. >> RELAX, HONEY, IT'S CLEAN. EVERY PRESCRIPTION OF RECTIX IS 100% DISHWASHER SAFE. >> IT'S A BUTT PLUG. >> IT'S A PILL. >> THIS LEMONADE IS AMAZING. >> DON'T PUT YOUR MOUTH ON THAT! >> SIDE EFFECTS MIGHT INCLUDE SLIGHT DISCOMFORT, EXTREME DISCOMFORT, AND A SHIFT IN POWER DYNAMICS. >> WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? >> RECTIX. >> OH, MY GOD. >> IT'S A PILL. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 6,746,682

Rating: 4.9477682 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 44, snl 44, adam sandler, beck bennett, aidy bryant, heidi gardner, cecily strong, commercial, medicine, couple, relationship, sex, penis, butt, erectile dysfunction, suppository, rectum, male enhancement, snl commercial, s44, s44e19, episode 19, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, host, laugh, actor, Adam Sandler, 100% fresh, keys wallet phone, father of the year, Grown Ups, Just Go With It, Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Opera Man, Hanukkah

Id: O2FkgBIL-kI

Length: 2min 44sec (164 seconds)

Published: Sat May 04 2019

Reddit Comments

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