Beta Force - SNL

>> WHEN YOU GET OLDER, YOUR BODY PRODUCES A LOT LESS TESTOSTERONE. AND THAT EFFECTS EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN. AND YOU KNOW SHE CAN TELL. BUT BEFORE YOU FACE A FULL ON VITALITY CRISIS, YOU FIND TESTOSTERONE BOOSTING SUPPLEMENT ON TV AND YOU KNOW IT'S EFFECTIVE BECAUSE IT'S IN A GIANT BLACK CANISTER AND ENDORSED BY THE STRONGEST RETIRED ATHLETE MONEY CAN BUY. >> GET YOUR BALLS BACK. >> YOUR SOUL. >> AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE A BRAND NEWMAN. YOU'RE RUNNING FASTER. TRAINING HARDER. AND LASTING LONGER. YOU DID IT, HOS, YOU ARE A MAN AGAIN. ONLY ONE PROBLEM. YOU'VE TURNED INTO A FULL PSYCHO. LOOK AT YOUR SELF, MAN. YOU'RE WEARING SKIN TIGHT MUSCLE SHIRTS TO WORK NOW. YOU'RE IN YOUR MID-50s WITH JET BLACK GO TEE. THAT'S NOT NORMAL. YOU THINK IT'S COOL PORNO YOUR WIFE, SHE HAS OSTEOPOROSIS, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE WITH HER? CRACKING EGGS WITH A HAMMER. AND NOT GET INTO THE INTERN YOU ARE FREAKING HER OUT. YOU DO REMEMBER YOUR WIFE, RIGHT? THE ONE ON THE COUCH ICING DOWN HER SHATTERED PELVIS. SHE NEEDS A BREAK. ALL THAT EXTRA TESTOSTERONE HAS MADE YOU AN AGGRESSIVE ALPHA NIGHTMARE. THAT'S WHY YOU NEED BETA FORCE. THE ONLY SUPPLEMENT THAT CAN COUNTERACT AND UNDO ALL THE OTHER JUNK YOU'VE BEEN TAKING SO YOU CAN BE A REGULAR MIDDLE AGED MAN AGAIN. WITH ODORLESS, TASTE LESS, COMPLETELY UNDEPARTICULARABLE, BETA FORCE. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BE BACK TOUR OLD SELF AGAIN. >> I LOVE YOU, HONEY. >> OH, I LOVE YOU TOO. THANKS, BETA FORCE. >> WHAT'S BETA FORCE? >> HUH? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 4,979,248

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl 44, snl season 44, season 44, seth meyers, commercial, testosterone, aidy bryant, beck bennett, beta force, s44, s44e3, episode 3, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers, weekend update, Golden Globes, talk show host, Paul Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, In the Blue Light

Id: S7voPx_U5EM

Length: 2min 8sec (128 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 13 2018