r/Dontdeadopeninside · which one is it?!?!?!???

i'm yet b2 yes come yes come or is it i'm bs yet to come or is it i'm yet to be come yes i i don't know why does this feel like some snooty white woman's bag real women drive trucks real drive women trucks i like real drive women trucks that works better hmm all volcano korean you bbq can eat steak yes yes this looks really delicious i will say that but maybe get a better designer for son i will do it for forty dollars i will design you an amazing banner you're even if a star you fall you're a star even if you fall patrick patrick isn't his star though his last name is stop but he's not a star if stage stay fever you go do it today if you stay go stay do it ever today what what curbside call pick up with order when name you arrive curtside pickup call with order name when you arrive why would you do it that way you could just like any other way homie blow physics you will mind yes i love blowing physics they're just the best most attentive lovers so i don't mind blowing them distance door is locked your your door is locked distance what what 60 periods are seconds long tied game sudden death go to overtime 60 periods are yep yep who um who does the graphics for these guys seriously i feel like they make like 50k a year if you pay me a hundred dollars a banner i will redesign it in a day and it'll look fantastic and probably have some furry character next to it bringing all the millennials gourmet hot dogs loaded fries kids drinks and meals bb pulled pork ice cold drinks now this one looks really stupid i know what you're thinking but if you read it based on the color coding which is hard to see in the photo at least it's not that bad it's still bad but it's not that bad and these people look like hippies if you green brought deal the new owner tesla poser 603 yeah take that elon musk gear up poser 603 get doug ford it done for drivers yeah yeah this guy looks like an ex-wrestler doesn't he together is a poem is poetry okay let me try again together is is a poem po try ah yes that's it i just want to drink and pet wine egg cats yes i just want to drink wine and pet cats that cat's really cute looking though i like the graphic design hey me please toilet paper only flush hey please only flush me toilet paper what that's still not right what is going on happy we are fourth open july seventh of something else i don't freaking know this looks like a gym so like i i get it i guess new or tires used come in and get them baby also you can definitely tell that was a hummer in the logo before we do not have talk to each other wi-fi pretend it's 1995 wi-fi yes pretend it's 1995 wi-fi machara brad nicaraguan yeah i can't even read it even if what are you trying to say go or go hard home all right i'm gonna go hard home i i think i'm gonna take a nap thanks for the offer right right here now right here right now krispy kreme free donut day the youth box club the box youth club both of them could work but i still don't know which one it's supposed to be i do i'm i did done did you think about this before writing it on your car like how it would look no you're just like i'll make the letters a little bigger and it'll work out every is a beginning and new what it's supposed to be is every end is d new beginning because that a looks like a d i'm just saying need to lead want to hire off work we can help on track employment resource services i don't like that they left their phone number up there that's probably not a good idea don't go calling them now of course to look for a job in the hamilton forest right of arden mabel in the forest of arden hamilton wright mabel decorated by will h lowe will i'm not disrespecting you did a good job with this except for the text what are you smoking dog on diff a furly entire ville on a different level so cool so hip but no one can read it tacos burritos tacos burritos this this this this way way way way yay do not take do not take harm no poop yeah yeah do not take harm no poop don't want to harm your poops i don't drink i wake up coffee to drink to wake up coffee yeah i i wake up coffee to drink to wake up coffee it's like a saying about how coffee wakes us up but are we really awake in the society man see frank's hot food burgers heroes hot heroes delicious half double the fair the fun recently rode the la subway it's a very scary place that's all i have to say oh no sit every time dewey cox doesn't get out of here in walk hard yes yes totally the forbidden spell yeah that that sounds like a spell if i flick my wrist while saying it flick out of cold out of brew of oat milk i think i think that was meant to be out mouth but it's oatmeal it looks like it's oatmeal only fools don't urinate here urinate here yes it looks like someone pissed on it while the paint was dry and even i like that i like that a lot no limit no limits that's what it says i'm glad i could decipher that because that was actually really hard goodbye hello temperamental temperamental winter spring home home sweet i think it's supposed to be a home sweet home this could be a kids workshop project if it is i'm not going to judge it but enough adult made this you're a bad person hallam fish and and chips chips indian style yeah yeah i just want to say jesus trump is my is my savior president you know what this means trump is jesus i'm sorry i couldn't say it with a straight face oh god thank cashiers you chef fine tim garner for 40 years thank you tim for 40 years chief gardner cheshire's finest i i don't know i just chessier's finest 40 chief garner thank you tim for years why today's forecast a hundred percent wine chance of i was drinking one while i wrote this sign flag shop shop liquor store um crystal printing hmm let's go creating tomorrows or solutions make a better world for generations such finer words have never been spoken yo get a job need a job union connection or should it say get a need a job union connection working for you yeah yeah don't go with fight it the flow thank you thank you uh uh a christian saying on the back of an old car good good is mood is food what is who's this guy here roll doll what who is that dude it looks like ian dior if he was bleached his skin like michael jackson holt the same and amy person this isn't a special thumbnail for brooklyn line 9's youtube channel i've seen this i've seen this in real life outside of doing this video and it's disgusting others ours clog don't well i'll put that to the test i'm gonna clog the crap out of it where where open here for you sorry sorry where where open plus here for you thank you hungry poems to crunch on for science on these pictures by petty collins what what what is this book my dude like it's got a cool venus fly trap look at dick but jesus pets companions humans they are and healers of beings and and they the spiritual give connection us a between better life people and nature earth i'm out of breath and i have a headache after reading that begrade please hull keep access clear only rocky brett dogwest yeah my rocky break dog west beer wants us that is living proof that to be god loves us happy might happy might brewed ingredients with including passion premium using check the finest hops yes are you asking or telling me because if you're asking me probably not dude i'm pretty incompetent i can't even read sentences sometimes love and friends are welcome here laughter love laughter and friends are welcome here is how it's supposed to be right i think chicken bread i'll fiddle excuse me ah reading these bad words made me sneeze hold on can we can we talk about my sneeze for a second a jew it sounds like i'm whining my other sneeze i kid you not is that you i have like the most girly sneeze ever and man it's adorable

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Length: 9min 26sec (566 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 19 2022