r/Dangerousdesign · Is this legal?!?!?

ah yes water electrical box and a sprinkler a great combo as always hello everyone welcome back to easy peasy and just like me today's episode is about dangerous design because my face scars and scares children with that said let's get to it car manufacturers what if we made a transmission to dial me let me just adjust my volume into reverse holy crap yeah i've done this in a rental car it beeps at you really loud what a great idea and you can keep the trucks running for warmth mmm yes yes this is great idea fall asleep in carbon monoxide totally wheelchair ramp of death baby i bet uh the guy from friday the 13th part two wishes he had this the guy who flies back in the wheelchair i think it's part two super fruity kinetable eraser each one has a different fruit smell sold at elementary school book fair mmm grape flavor don't eat a cougar grape flavor you know i respect you for living here living life on the edge on the wild side failure is not an option unless you drop the keys then you're not getting into your apartment it looks nice sure but i didn't even know that was a real extinguisher yeah the building's on fire you're like holy crap that's a fight oh never mind it's just a painting that can't help me and then boom there was the fire extinguisher the whole time caution gumballs and bouncing balls mixed together why how is this cemetery i feel like someone just put this sign on here to mess with people though food aid packages and cluster bombs both dropped on afghanistan in 2001. hmm i'm gonna eat the one on the right that seems tasty ha cougar hair guy i got my jawbone off uh that's the russian area it's going like this hope you don't drop anything yeah you're not getting that back also this is just dumb this is some stupid rich white people stuff and i hate it i say that as i could never afford to eat here i think we've hit a wall here guys yes you hit a wall to nowhere good job everybody step out of the bathroom down a flight of stairs anyone i had a bathroom just like this i have a big mark on my shin from falling down said stairs in the 1930s you could buy artificial snow made out of 100 asbestos artificial snow it's especially slices make sure to let your kids eat it it'll make them fire retardant when they're burning in hell what was their first idea stairs made from piles of rusty nails the answer is yes but you know the building code wouldn't pass but the rocks on the stairs great idea should just put in pebbles hey man if someone who drives a 97 honda civic with a tape down bumper that says i eat booty on the side i respect this but my ac works but still this don't seem safe if you get into a car accident seems like it's going to explode stalking juice next to dishwasher detention in walmart yeah walmart slowly thinning out the herd of the uh you know non-intelligent asbestos filter cigarettes can cigarettes get yourself a lung full of asbestos it'll keep the fire from turning on black but you'll die time for a nice refreshing drink of uh clear glue my favorite really makes my poops nice and sticky this 1930s design lets you hang your baby over the side of a building in a cage it's just fresh air they're getting nice fresh air look how happy the baby is breathing in all that fresh air jesus christ this is worse than michael jackson holding blanket over a balcony this hair bleach yeah it's bleach come on it's delicious star cereal bleach also that cow looks like it's seen some things is your shower wiring up to code no yeah we didn't think so yeah i've been here i have a shower head that is darth vader crying and throwing up on me and i zip tied a radio to it i'm poor leave me alone i can't afford proper wiring uber will soon know if you're drunk and could refuse to pick you up that defeats the whole point of uber yes but uber has to pay like 250 every time a car gets thrown up in so like this is their way of saving money it's not about lies it's about profits everyone stairwell in a hotel i stayed in yes you can have a seizure while falling down to your death and breaking every bone in your body god it will be exciting very sneaky stairs yeah look at you you sneaky little bugger trying to break my ankle and my neck look as you go i mean the potential is there allergy relief woman's laxative it's a mixum bag baby well he should be getting relief in one way either way warning label inside a helmet i received when we rented four-wheelers warning this helmet is a novelty item only and is not made for intended for nor designed for use as protective headgear under any circumstances the manufacturer's claims are responsibility if used in any manner other than as a novelty item made in china ah safety first my friends always at rental facilities do not unzip the mattress cover we really enjoyed this mattress for the first year and a half our sun had an accident on the mattress so we tried to clean it without removing the mattress cover but couldn't get the stain out we regrettably then decided to remove the outer cover and unleash an invisible fiberglass storm into our house we have spent thousands of dollars trying to ruminate this disaster we hired serve pro to help filter out all the fiberglass particles in the air we have little fiberglass shots in everything that won't wash out we will have to throw out all of our clothing bed mattress sheets blankets towels and pretty much everything with cotton including the cat by the way i called zionist and they said yes meow where that's why it says not to remove the cover then why don't you put a freaking zipper on it if you took the time to read this please listen to me do not unzip the mattress cover for the love of god you know i'm not gonna lie i used to have my old booth before i have a whisper room that i used rockwool i was breathing in fiberglass like every time i'd record and sometimes i'd bite down and just nice piece of glass in my mouth emergency door releasing a few trams in my city uh how do i release this do i have to go up down up and then down again what the freaking christmas warning taking your eyes off the road too long or too often could cause a crash resulting in injury or death to you or others focus your attention on driving but while you're at it switch the languages come on you know you want to sure let me just oh dear god hello everyone i regret to inform you cougar has died driving his 97 honda with the new gps installed it's a sad day but easy peasy will only get better now that he's no longer here to weigh it down yo i'm still alive oh yes that sucks happy second birthday not suitable for children under three years of age this apartment in london with no front door just stairs leading to a window wouldn't want to use this when i'm drunk i for sure would die i don't even drink it i would die i just i just think i could get out that way 1940 helmets with communication tubes this looks like something out of 1984 the movie and book where the burn the books jesus christ what were they thinking back then this spike in my shower just waiting to catch me slipping oh it's waiting the question is is it tearing your scrote tearing your butthole or going into the back of your head i hope it's going up the butt personally imagine trying to turn the radio up and you end up going backwards on the highway bro again i have done this it doesn't let you go into reverse but you hear baby can you imagine if it did let you go into reverse or as i like to call it ray scared racing to a funeral ah carnival safety nothing like a good old cinder block on top of some bricks to keep the ferris wheel going round and round come on kids everybody on we're all gonna die as a family grandma's last ride last extreme ride yeah i'm having a great time kiddo she said before she hit the wall not a fan of that projector neither am i that classroom's gonna get really hot god forbid you have a baby or a little dog that's not the state's problem miss you shouldn't have kids we don't care about little babies dogs on the other hand keep them on a leash man we love our puppies welcome to brazilian engineer rules there are no rules you make a building that is literally as thin as your body and stairs that go straight up nothing could go wrong this bike track in zagarab croatia yeah i better be good at the bunny hops otherwise you're going over the front of the hannah bars wheelchair x games hell yeah i'm pretty sure there are wheelchair x games i like this hell yeah it's training ground for 25 bucks you can turn your yard into a death trap don't trip this looks like a lot of fun real fun looks like something instagrammer like a tick tock would have in the yard follow the roof and get stabbed through the face with i'm all for it buy it tick tockers please this russian stadium didn't meet fifa's regulation on capacity so they added 18 000 seats in the most terrifying i mean satisfying way it's russia baby from russia with love the cannonball loop waterslide a slide so dangerous it was shut down almost immediately after opening i would be the first one on this ride and let me tell you i would have broken my neck but god it would have been great this 1955 device for smoking a whole pack of cigarettes at once ah just got to get that nicotine all in one go really healthy for the lungs and the kidneys and all that other stuff lift is broke cause of fire alarm and my man can't leave oh sh he's done for her look look at look at him he's dying and he knows it apparatus for faculating facilitating the birth of child by centrifugal force oh boy uh why is it in the shape of a cross is it because the baby's gonna be seeing god real quick yeah this is cool and all but like you're gonna fall and break your neck you're just gonna fall and break your neck like jesus christ it's disgusting got a broken ban every time you slide down might i had a slide like this at a local uh resort i used to work at i literally broke my tailbone on it at a freaking lunch break that's okay i got four weeks of unemployment baby not unemployment at the workers comp leaving the do not out of the search result had a seizure now what hold the person down or try to stop their movements put something in the person's mouth that can cause tooth or jaw injuries administer cpr or other mouth-to-mouth breathing during the seizure give the person food or water until they are alert again ah so i'm having a seizure and i'm just gonna shove my hand in their mouth is what you're saying right okay this bad boy oh yeah baby i grew up with a three wheel on a farm let me tell you i broke my arm like three times on that bad boy and she still kept going three wheelers all the way i don't know if you amazing people can tell but i'm having a fantastic time with this subreddit just like you would have a fantastic time subscribing and following me on twitter seriously go do it now back to the memes astra totally safe building designs totally not gonna just tip over into traffic one day demonstrated above is a new fire signal box that locks the hand of alarm sender into release by policeman or fireman with a key thus deterring the sending of false alarms yeah that's fine everybody yup just leave the building i'll be waiting for the police officer you sure about that jury we could cut your arm off the fire's giggles nah nah nah they gotta know i didn't pull this as a joke just ignore the third degree burns what kind of stairs is that even this is what we call the ninja obstacle course stairs or the wipeout stairs either way you're gonna break your neck and there's no hundred thousand dollar prize candy sanded hand sanitizer tootsie roll mmm my favorite not only does it smell like tootsie rolls but it tastes like them too the kitties love them nuclear power plants spider farm what could go wrong well i know it can go spider-man homecoming finally i can be spooderman find the shower [Music] wow i see it's next to the toilets why are there toilets seriously is one for piston and ones for pulping either way all right then rectal oral uh if i went here regularly i would personally bring a label maker and switch them out it doesn't really matter because see the box next to left their little plastic covers but still there's gonna be some poopy going in some mouth at some point in their lives that would explain why my ankles hurt not for kicking made in china oh so that's why my knees go clickety-clack when i walk cause we used to play kickball with these bad boys and dodgeball you kids don't have that anymore but let me tell you there were a lot of broken noses in dodgeball yeah this isn't gonna start a fire or anything nah this is fair fine put this right in texas yeah good to go good to go what's wrong grandpa i'm having a serious billy no no grandpa it's just blurry blurry sidewalk oh it caused a seizure i see desert edition claymore well that's gonna be one hell of an airbag warning i'll tell you what baby silver design one can kill and one tastes good [Music] that bleach looks so tasty come on tesco what are you doing here man the bottle even looks better what are you doing tesco networks just don't touch it this is me i have a charger like this that has exposed copper wiring but i'm just like ah it's far just it and every outlet in my room because of my crappy wiring my rebuilt house is run off one extension cord it's not safe at all this architect accidentally built a death ray that melts cars and fry's eggs again ah he did it again you say this wasn't an accident this man is a super villain and i love him cosmic candy hair removal hard wax beans yeah these are gonna break my teeth aren't they well looks like i'm going to the dentist because i have to try at least one anyways if you made it this far maybe you should try just one i'm just saying try subscribing or liking or commenting or of course checking out the other videos on the channel or you can follow me on twitter have a good day be good people and remember stay safe and stay healthy and stay away from these designs

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Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 09 2022