r/Choosingbeggars · I WILL SUE YOU

yeah i'm not even touching this nope just toss that yep straight into the trash hello everybody i'm cougar i'm today's narrator welcome back to easy peasy and today we're looking at the summer that i honestly loathe as an artist on the internet r slash choosing beggars can you draw me some free art no just know with that said let's get to it any real employees looking for a worker not trying to win popularity contests i do not work to make friends so any competitive male dominant field is right up my alley will not pee in a cup or give you a police clearance for the love of god don't tell me to send a resume if you're not actually going to hire sick of employers wasting my time honestly i can understand the last part because like so many jobs ask for resumes and i just keep up and save them until people quit yeah if you're not hiring don't ask for resumes bro on friday november 1st at about 11 a.m i stopped by blank starbucks and had worse customer service that i had experienced in my life i bought a breakfast sandwich at another starbucks i didn't have a chance to eat it for about an hour i stopped at the starbucks and asked them if they could reheat it for me the girls at the counter i don't have her name said no they can't do that i asked why not and she said it's a health violation i asked her to make me another sandwich and she said no we can't do that and that i can buy another sandwich if i want any decent person would have either reheated that sandwich or would have offered to make me a new one these are the type of people that will destroy a business you're the type of people that we don't want the business from sweetheart township small farm help wanted experience preferred but willing to train the right person part-time mostly be motivated kind hard work and flexible and must love animals must have owned transportation be extremely reliable and consistent must have current health insurance have references and be able to pass a criminal background check duties include but not limited to grooming cleaning filing carrying water buckets cleaning tanks stall cleaning pushing wheelbarrow possibly drive tractor will teach of course moving horses around carrying hay carrying grain looking after the small animals watering plants garden some lat landscaping and such things serious inquiries only looking asap starting nine to ten bucks an hour pending experience okay okay okay hold on hold on hold on as i grew up on a farm farms are very small profit margins these days especially small family farms and like this is good pay for a farm when you're starting out as a kid man like i made 6 75 when i worked at my first horse farm yeah like trust me small farms don't make a ton of money like they used to please trust me is this still available yes i am in alma okay i can't go there just for a microwave unless you pay me 25 for gas i don't even know how to respond to you unreal are you stupid i'm offering a free microwave yo i am hiring okay so i've got a dead instagram account and i'm thinking of reviving it however i don't really have time to manage my instagram account i'm looking for someone who can manage their instagram account you must fit the following requirements one can post small little clips of my videos game update news every two to three days slash every day as previous instagram or other social platform account manager experience provide proof huge pp ooh a huge pp won't post random non-related crap willing to do this for fun and for the boys not for any money this will not be a paid job because i have no money if you would like to play please join my discord server and dm me and that my friend is why you only have 178 likes on this because just maybe pay somebody 10 bucks a day just to post a little snippet there you go 10 bucks a day for five minutes of work sounds fair to me so who's going to step up and feed the people that don't get anything from the government now that we can't work because that's me with two kids make cash each week to live and i need to pay rent on friday i need income and i need food for my children and i got nothing from wins so you all want this lockdown who's stepping up to give me cash and feed us one vegan two omni's if everyone could just make a little extra for dinner and put it in a plastic container send me a text and i'll pick up the food uh here's my number to all you essential workers out there and the people with jobs that will continue to be paid you're responsible for looking after us the ones that don't get anything and the ones that you're shutting down destroying businesses and lives no just no it's not hard to find a job right now people could say that my wawa wawa's been hiring legit they are understaffed now for four months starting at 13 bucks an hour good try lady just go get a job free tv let me know if anyone has a free tv 55 pledgins that i can take for personal use prep with 4k with dolby vision preferably in south bay so i can arrange for pickup are you insane are you just in like i get it maybe someone's got a free tv and you're just asking you're not demanding you're just like hey yo maybe if you got a free t let me know he's not saying it has to be 4k he's like if it's got four okay cool but you know come on man nobody wants to work in this then job posted be like testing services mobile drug selection alcohol tester 10.99 part-time but needs 24 7 availability will train should earn between 800 to 1200 a month oh dear god how much part time is that really though like i understand being available uh hun you know 24 hours a day but how much are you actually working because if you're working like four hours a day that's not terrible pay ah whereabouts in blank you hi blank okay not far would you take 10 if i send my left collecting a miniskirt you've been drinking no it's 20. lol no not at all she's done it in a few times for me before what a woman she sounds like akiba always good to get a discount and some good ones he he tried i'll say it he tried like whatever dude good for you for trying i guess and like they ended on good terms okay happy national centrist what kind of name is that trelisha trulisha i don't know ten dollars no go get a job for alicia also you're not gonna make it as an instagram betty just go get a job now before it's too late better access to knife sadly i have no other choice but to give this game a mere one star purely because the developers never invited me to help during the baited period despite me having filled out a form and everything for it i do not appreciate such behavior in the slightest and i am very disappointed in the way the developers decided to handle the beta bro what are you talking about there's plenty of baby here your beta male energy you're giving off calm down calm down it's a video game we need someone gonna take this seriously i have no family no nothing so my tv is important and no one is taking this seriously it's been three days now and unless someone can give me a computer or some ipad whatever i'mma only 56 how are older people coping with a tv i'm a human upset bit rude demanding people will give you a computer ipad there's more serious things going on than losing a few channels well said mike couldn't have put it better myself arrogant rude people like this really annoy me i i couldn't even describe what she was saying was that english or am i just tired or dumb or both today wendy's had their free breakfast item their own rules say one per customer my husband took our children there for breakfast they refused to give more than two free sandwiches even though there were seven of them and all were present they had been looking forward to a wendy's breakfast sandwich for days super discouraging that there are discrimination towards large families don't advertise free things if you refuse to give mad this is america world of the handouts damn it hello my fellow photographers i have a friend who is looking for someone to shoot his wedding it's in buffalo 416 2022. i'm booked so i can't do it but he offered to pay ten dollars an hour for eight hours eighty dollars total of photos he's looking for someone professional with great quality coming to inbox looking for recommendations again he's not he's not being choosy about it he's just asking like hey can someone do this videos i know it's not enough but like it's what i can afford so like i'm okay if it's a teenager with his first camera okay hi i play in a five piece christian rock band and we are looking at recording some of our music in your studio we don't really have endings to our songs but we are hoping we can figure something out while we are in there we have a strict time schedule so we are looking to book the studio for two days and we saw that you charge about 200 a day to hire out your studio i'll just stress this to you nicely if we don't have an album of nine tracks fully mix and master by the end of the two days then we will not pay you we take the ban seriously and don't settle for meteo cortinos hi so you want a nine track album fully mastered and mixed in two days when you haven't even finished writing the songs can i have some of the crackhead craigslist you're smoking because that's what you're on there buddy a challenge to engine mechanics near to see they said my hyundai sonata is unfixable with an engine knock and oil leak you could take the car for as long as you need to work on it several months even to get it drivable or sellable if you don't fix it i don't pay if you do fix it i pay an affordable price you probably need to think of it as more of a self challenge than a lucrative job anyone up for the challenge uh must be some college educated a whole things all blue collar people are beneath him and his time anyway buy a pos cop and this is what you get highly doubt that a college education is responsible for this post yeah it's being babied by mommy and daddy and telling them that they're perfect full-time sitter for work i'm a single mom and i work full-time monday through friday eight a.m to five p.m i have a one-year-old son that i need care for i currently have a sitter whom i pay a hundred dollars a week to care for my son it is affordable but i'm not satisfied with my son coming back home hungry dirty and with terrible diaper rash every day i can afford a maximum 125 a week out of the north houston spring area zip code 77090 so someone trustworthy on the side of town or somewhere close to my job near west little york park area greater inward area zip code seven seven zero four zero i don't i don't know man like i don't like this that it's solo but maybe this is all they can afford like they're not demanding it they're just asking this sucks that like you gotta can't afford child care but that's america is this autumn still available and can i have it delivered since i haven't got a car and need this for my sister for her homework ready for school i don't drive sorry but he's available oh i really need it well i can't go and pass my driving test and buy a car to deliver it but again it's still available if you wish to collect i just you know don't have car also it's a free desk so like shut up wanted bad booty woman fishing partner for video production should love to fish be willing to invest in some video gear and be reasonably photogenic all um i don't know man maybe maybe maybe they just want to sexy people want a fish i don't know require a dragon slayer i'm quite sure that most of you have seen the rather large green dragon that has been flying over northeast meredith for the better part of a week i am looking for someone to lure said dragon away from meredith to a more rural area for said dragon to land in this more rural area slay the aforementioned dragon in which way ufc fit note no pay dragon slaying is its own reward please that i am not talking about the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time he and i haven't slay my dragon for free your glory is your report is it in good condition the toaster is good there's some burnt crumbs stuck at the bottom but it works fine originally probably 30 bucks four four what do you mean four dollars sorry i'm not lowering the price from five dollars to four dollars i mean i i do that just to get rid of the dirty toaster do you have your own spot car and job sorry for the interrogation lol i'm just not into dating losers i'm sure you can understand i definitely understand it absolutely i bought a house a while back my dad helped me out a lot but yeah the house i have a full-time job in two cars lol one for strictly work one for pleasure sounds like you got it going for you thanks love so how about you how about me what grab job why would i need one that's why i'm looking for a man to take care of me and my kids meta providers didn't your mom ever teach you that i live with my mom i get child support and no car yet problem yeah yeah that's a problem i'm gonna go drive my luxury vehicle away from this conversation see ya to the person complaining about small eggs don't like don't buy that's simple you come to me not the other way around i would like to buy your xl pet carrier for ten dollars no thanks forty dollars is lowest okay i will offer you twelve dollars not one penny more sir you are hilarious that thing sells for over 200 bucks in the store i would rather throw it in the trash before i would sell it that cheap okay where are you located so i can get it from the trash thank you i kind of like his response like what if you're gonna throw it in the trash where do you live buddy my birthday is in five days july 20th for those who can't make it to me my cash up is blank anything is fine ugh i see that a lot of you all liked this yesterday but no one dropped anything my cash app let's try this again smh if i tag you that means i consider you a friend let's make it happen [Applause] give me free money anyways if you made it this far it is the end of choosing beggars for now they will always come back and they will always ask for free stuff with that said i would love it if you like comment subscribe check out the other videos on the channel have a good day be good people and remember stay safe everyone the world's a little crazy [Music]

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Length: 13min 48sec (828 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021