r/WholesomeMemes | i like froge

to me you are perfect thank you all right everybody welcome back this is justice today we're talking wholesome memes let's do it you hungry i don't have any money i asked if you were hungry yes i'm very hungry all right you can order off the dollar menu man this break massive memories [Laughter] oh hitting up the fast food joint after a night out on the town and you ain't got no money in your pocket hey fry check it out i snuck out a dog oh he's so cool oracle how can i live forever be difficult to forget how should i create art should i be famous or powerful you should be kind ah thanks oracle frog is here things are fricked but we stay sober okay if you're talking to a frog you might be super but you're definitely high on something grandma do you want more food me no i'm full grandma so you have chosen more food get you someone who looks at you like this beer looks at me that's it buddy drink up we'll get through this together finally the perfect specimen for my collection ready aim shoot gotcha uh you're such a cute little guy you suck timmy that's the wrong answer timmy timmy what are you doing i just want to play games you are great yeah i love games how come grown-ups don't give valentines to their friends it's just a kids thing i guess well i give my friends cards because it makes my friends happy and i love my friends wow that's super sweet missy yes jeff it's a valentine's day card deal with it and you think i'm dinomite you're gosh darn right i do ah thanks nobody is in danger however you can pull the lever to make the train get closer just so you can wave at all the people yeah let's do that hi guys your life is simple and good i wish we could swap but you are capable of much more and i can't wait to see what you do with your big complicated human life you're not gonna be around for the whole thing cat i'm gonna have to watch you die way to turn it dark justice hey according to my research in years of knowledge i've concluded that you're wonderful when every single generation agrees that tom and jerry is cool gen z boomers and millennials yeah it's such a great cartoon when you visit your parents and the dog still runs to you first i'm still worthy i missed you boy yeah keep winning son ah whatcha doing reading up about your mental health issues so that i can understand and support you better you're perfect no it's just basic kindness i want to know how crazy you are so i can know how to counter it an appreciation shout out to the parents who painfully put their children up for adoption because they knew they would not be able to give them a full and happy life at the time your sacrifice was not selfish and we understand that what you did was the best option for your child i hope someday you have a full and happy family my grandpa i'm watching five-year-old me doing nothing yeah good job i thought i was doing good mental health pretty high but all of a sudden i was sad again mental health low was i slipping doing something wrong somehow mental health low no it just happens sometimes mental health increasing make sure to rest and you'll feel okay again soon mental health getting stronger i don't even know if i should post this art who would even want to see it bam posted have a little confidence in yourself man just now friend liked your post just now friend commented i freaking love this and i love you what's wrong i'm sad no [Music] better now you know to make a voodoo doll okay thanks for listening finally done oh yeah that's good [Music] [Laughter] this is the best massage ever well i'm off to the mountains you're gonna be cold i'll loan you my snow clothes [Music] thanks no problem girls i feel depressed don't worry queen everything will be all right boys i feel depressed don't worry king everything will be all right yeah it'd be nice if this was real and that's the reason why oh god i forgot the joke ah don't worry man you're good go on thanks a lot man how relationships work the way you think it is happy ever after love kissing all the time the way it really is you gotta work together to make it strong when my parents say i can keep the change oh thanks i was planning on doing that anyway me when i tell a funny joke and it actually makes people laugh that was hilarious maybe we can do one thing today uh half a thing fine dear diary today i got half dressed how sad dear diary today my friend started investing in himself again one trouser leg at a time how great still trying to do all the chores my sick mom me no no mom i got this yeah bang bang is cool but have you ever to a cat on the street and it came running towards you ugh i don't touch stray cats gotta stop my wife from doing that don't touch that cat you don't know what he's got when your homie is a lot older than you but you still like to hang out with each other here i still got a few tricks in my bag let me show you something with a snapper my girlfriend and i after she asked the server for ketchup on my behalf so which one is your girlfriend good can my boyfriend get some ketchup please she's the grumpy one seven-year-old me when my grandma makes cookies oh these are gonna be great 21 year old me when my grandma makes cookies oh grandma you make the best cookies in the world are you okay i don't feel special oh come here yeah thank you did this flower just complete seven-year-old me on a car ride waiting for my raindrop to win [Music] oh that brings back memories i used to do that too anorexia you can't defeat me me i know but he can my mom who used to be anorexic who is trying to help me get better we'll do this together baby how i feel when my mom says that i look good in a picture uh you really think so mom thanks if you get tired learn to rest not to quit i feel so much better now you must be this shape to enter ah let me go work out lifting weights drinking right eating right screw them and they're shape-shaming paris give this apple to the goddess you think is the most beautiful choose me and i'll offer you power i'll offer you gold i'll offer you beauty i will support you in whatever you do she's the most beautiful me after having surgery helping with chores i can do that my family whoa slow it down champ you go rest up we'll take care of this me killing demons and doom my extremely religious grandmother gosh sinners thanks grandma when you finally complete your office work i can spend time with your family oh i really love my family visitors i should say hi hi ah sharks ben i know i'm a good white shark but i don't feel great you're a great white shark kevin thanks dude i just needed to hear that today well aren't you gonna say the same thing about me me checking on my ill dog at 3 am and i hear her snore she's still alive hang in there girl could today get any worse sick flip dude amazing this is the best day of my life my work here is done i'm so glad you came am i worthy of love yes yes but in yellow huh i'm absolutely worthy of love when you feel like you just can't do it anymore just remember just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things it's called a garbage can not garbage can not well thanks oscar reading about sad stuff going on in the world no i'll pass on that looking at pictures of otters oh this is absolutely wonderful me presenting the hell out of a group work knowing i didn't do anything so basically you do this and that and this the shy guy who did everything you're killing it bro if providing unconditional love was a sport moms we are the champions uh what about us dads i'm sure he broke up with me because i'm ugly oh no don't say that you're beautiful you're a snack me my dad protecting me even though he's petrified harmless thing which scares the daylight out of him oh i got the son i'll stay right here depression fear anger hate draw your sword and we shall do battle me you heck and what mate exercise friends hydration food love doggy sunshine peacefulness family fear um never mind how do i get close to others oh i have an idea [Music] uh yeah welcome guys girlfriend how could you possibly love me i'm just a chubby nerd who likes games and memes me joke's on you i'm into that i'm surprised you like me me afraid of looking not manly enough the girl i'm currently dating joke's on you i'm into that did someone give some subs bro you don't have to do that can i give the money back you can watch this stuff for free it's the best thing you can do just because you don't look like someone that you think is attractive doesn't mean that you aren't flowers are beautiful but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike how do i look like a bomb freaking chick how do i look like my butt a real snack have you been helped sir by so many people my entire life oh that's great yeah it sure is don't forget to close all the tabs in your head too don't hold on to that old crap let it go let it go my dad who is proud of me for knowing a lot about fish me who just plays a lot of animal crossing learned it all on the game dad learned it all on the game me an introvert the uber driver who didn't talk the entire ride you are great sir five stars my boyfriend yes babe you can borrow my clothes me our clothes it's always nice when your girl walks around in your t-shirts and shirts sexy alright everybody that's all we have for this episode i hope you guys enjoyed if you made it to the end then you are awesome sauce my friend let's all do our part to help chris get to 200 000 subscribers so like share and subscribe make sure you stay up to date by following the snapchat and the twitter until next time justice served

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Id: neRSoB5yw4U

Length: 12min 59sec (779 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 14 2020