memes that the ROCK finds funny

what if dwayne the rock johnson never hit the gym i think in this case he would be dwayne the pebble johnson okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll go hey guys welcome back to the wait what you thought this was a normal meme video but it was i dio with nine seconds i will read all of the memes in this video people who don't run after turning off the light satan twig you come over here and read this one with me uh it's it's connor but okay if i would screw your mom would we be enemies no would we be friends no what then we would be even did you know the cheetah can stay eight hours at the same position gamers are you kidding me that's insultingly low if you're single you're either stuck on an x chasing someone who's taken ignoring someone who wants you no bro you and me are just ugly as heck humor based on my pain japan builds a 60-foot tall robot everyone wow what can it do japan flip us off apparently the chances of a sheep killing you is low but never zero sean the sheep is a pro-sheep propaganda film i'm telling you man they're demons girls listening to boys complaining about their voice changing during puberty yeah that sounds that sounds awful [Music] where are you i'm coming home home home freaking piece of crap the fbi guy i played a little trick on him i played a little deceit and now he's fallen right for my trap 10 year old me grandma i'm taller than you grandma who suffered through malnutrition and poverty when she was younger good on you kiddo good on you oh god fact the samsung safety truck shows the road ahead on screen so drivers can safely pass all fun and games until it starts lagging oh god when you go through the electronic anti-theft system without buying anything oh god what if something might have accidentally slipped into my pocket oh wait wait i'm a thief i must be a thief made it into the yearbook at montgomery despite the fact that i don't even go to that school i just biked in and got my photo taken it was a sweltering day so i wore a tank top it was also covered in sweat shout out to the freshman girls who let me cut them in line and acted like they knew me let me introduce to you the trickster 28 top secret spy hacks that you need to know now this man right here that is a spy worthy of spying on the joe stars with me buying a spring-loaded coffin the archaeologist that opens it surprise i left the historians a little surprised because i'm quirky like that nickelodeon releases spongebob meme toys and they are absolutely glorious well i think i'm gonna invest my friend was your favorite cartoon bent into me now my friend kim possible uh yes shigo was totally awesome in that show want a [ __ ] costume dress up as my professors they barely cover anything important now that's a lot of damage you just dismantled these poor people's entire careers when the water that was stuck in your ear from swimming finally comes out oh that's golden that's the feeling right there you know you're tough when you don't need a dog to guard you but a you to guard a dog the dog is okay beware of owner john wick noise intensify i actually haven't seen that movie but i have heard it is good a car powered on free-range chickens and designed by a team of hand-picked potatoes experience driving on mushrooms and coke what is this a crossover episode yeah kinda i've had dio dip in and out of here i don't know where he is right now oh my god he and jodaro are just staring at each other menacingly what's the wildest thing you threw at your siblings while fighting i threw my younger sister on the older one i'll be the jerk with another jerk and i'll do it again mankind invented the atomic bomb but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap albert einstein at least the cameraman survived albert einstein it is better to pee in the shower than to shower in the pee albert einstein stuff just went from zero to 100 real freaking quick well real freaking quick is kind of up in the air because as we know time is relative okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'll go i want your dong dog dog then we should bang hang hang hang prime response uh let me introduce to you mr cool that was really smooth us children speaking in british accents because of peppa pig ladies and gentlemen the empire strikes back no excuse for guys to be under six foot hit the gym fatty bye i'm gonna get so tall after this i remember i had read this uh twitter post for another video a few freaking 100 videos or so ago but uh i i didn't censor it by accident when taken i said fart but and i laughed for five minutes straight mortal combat characters when three of their ribs get shattered and lose fifty percent of their blood oh no anyway i hate it when i i hate it when i'm studying and a velociraptor i hate it when i lose my i hate it when i i hate it when i walk outside i hate it when i go outside and i hate it when i lose i hate it when i make milkshakes okay i'm gonna put all this stuff in here and i wonder what it's gonna make it start some milkshake god dang it it's a milkshake an apple fell on this man's head and i lost my ability to fly screw you isaac newton eight years ago my neighbor at the time had an obnoxiously loud roof turbine vent the whole neighborhood could hear it he went up one day because it had suspiciously become quiet the dude with the bow being held by the entire neighborhood carefully he's a hero anti-vaxx kid using face aft to see what he looks like when he's older what it's blank oh god having a boyfriend with anxiety is lots of fun because you can tease around with other guys then make him apologize for calling you out try it and call him possessive and stuff and he'll actually believe you and even blame himself when you leave him kirby has found your sin unforgivable this is what i did with jonathan dio that's kind of messed up but i did it anyway dude check it out it's like 45 degrees outside dude no way let me see whoa this is stupid me what are you doing my granddaughter i'm making a meme you don't know what that is me do not cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written i had even made a meme out of this conversation years before you were born holy crap well dio it really was a pleasure to have you on the show oh you're approaching me uh sorry should i not do that the world want if you liked the video you should like it subscribe if there's two other videos that are like this one that i'm sure you'll like i sent him into the stratosphere

Channel: Twigu

Views: 5,568

Rating: 4.954802 out of 5

Keywords: memes, twigu, realjake

Id: mDIrtHIobPw

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 14 2020