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hey hey do you think wouldn't it be funny if if a plant could flip you off yeah i know dude welcome back to crisscross everyone i am xva your host for the evening and right now we're gonna have a look at some things where you just go ah thanks i hate it have fun well this might look a bit horrifying but look at the bright side buddy you can draw little faces on all five of them and you'll always have some friends looking up at you give it a kiss oh boy this is a long one okay the flower and i are friends the flower gives me energy i find sunlight and water for the flower the elder remembers more than anyone he says the humans made us and then they disappeared he says the humans were made of flesh and bones and powered by red water i'm sad that they're not here anymore they build statues of themselves but all that's left now are pieces sometimes i think about what the humans must have looked like oh god okay yeah that's what we're all gonna look like that in about 20 years if uh the threat of nuclear annihilation is anything to go by dad red wine is the blood of jesus me after realizing what white wine is oh no no you didn't have to go there but you did and now jesus is crying are you happy you made jesus cry if you call right now you can have any face on your favorite socks don't know why you'd want that but you can can i get some with putin uh some kind viewer please i want these but with putin please and thank you found in a plumbing group i'm in someone's dentures fell in the toilet oh that is horrible oh my god oh legend has it if you pull on the white stuff coming out it'll grant any and all wishes is there any reason why i shouldn't dry flatten and use my pong algae as sushi paper i did a thing you australian bastard yes there are many reasons for this i don't have to tell them to you i'm going to rely on you having common sense oh wait you live in australia iphone lover i'm not sure why but i can see your nose from the hole in the cover um might be because there's no iphone in there and that's just a hull oh you're a big snack fan that's cool did you get flamin hot trademark cheeto registered dust permanently tattooed on your fingers today though oh that is horrible i would not ever want you to come over for any reason because i know one of those days that cheeto dust is going to be real this this image here it invokes some kind of emotion in me maybe it's the way the bananas are holding the cards maybe it's uh no this this one oh this is that this one's got a bad energy mommy daddy i'm off to the baker to get you breakfast in bed so don't get up uh oh look he gets eaten by a bear and and then the and then the parents just stay in bed this is a very low effort thanks i hated post isn't it dwayne the flock johnson i am so sorry no you're not who stop messaging me i'm on tune up to stop how do i keep getting these pings is this is this what they talk about when they when they call it an egg roll is this it are these egg rolls must be egg roll or something i don't know i'm not asian okay let's see what we have here uh a very red bowser and oh what does he do oh oh okay yo whoa whoa whoa whoa the playing russian roulette he turned her into a goom oh oh let's just get yeah i'm i'm with luigi on this one i'm i'm with my i'm with my man lugi dude that's effed up my mom said i could be anything i set my mind to oh it's lord farquaad ah great cosplay and you've got the you've got the face for it too the bone structure that's an amazing cosplay well done oh look it's it's making rorty i don't i don't much care for face swaps but that one looks particularly stupid well done two internet points for you that's that's just a cool picture uh sorry for anyone that dislikes body horror but i i just appreciate the art on that one yeah that's sick that's sick that ah lava i haven't had this taste for a long time hmm also ah i spilled milk on my cat i'm sure the cat's happy um your significant other won't be though better clean it up just use a second cat and you know there's a mop for you when you hug a guy and you smell his colon when you can still smell his colon on your pillows even though he's not there i love when i can smell a guy's colon as he walks by after you hug a boy and you smell his i smell like his colon now damn girl you all went real deep on him didn't you ah knowing how to spell it makes things so much less funny that's uh that's a lot of bricks oh oh even the windows are is it is this a piece of art this is not real someone made this in like photoshop right oh that picture has my brain next okay spiderman here comes the baby oh oh goodness she looks happy though easiest birth ever oh that's a cute cat a little cross-eyed baby i'm just gonna ignore what's underneath that is no no that's that's a big no-no it's doctor strange with his magical floating discs and there is a turntable i wonder what's going to happen next [Music] oh yeah magical those beats ain't them hey you look different yes i'm a irl image now you look more [ __ ] now yeah i know that was a that was a dumb one what do you do with that white ball after drinking mozzarel cursed cursed cursed this is thanks i hated cast comments anything i v per veep v petri chuck screw you pikachu level 20 diglett level 20 diglett used scratch oh look it's that scene from oh look it's that's what a terrible day to have eyes where's the all right give me the bleach give me the freak oh that's better oh i can't see good okay so he uh he took some some duct tape wrapped it that's not actually he didn't actually that that is way too much duct tape for a single that no rupert the tv is acting up just hit it again all right come here you little turd top layer pure hot dog water jello middle layer hot dog water jello with chunks of hot dog suspended in it bottom layer hot dog jello finally some good food welcome to the states of america uh yes we have the republican side and the democrat side and both of them are just throwing up over each other because that's american politics as far as i'm concerned he's like oh god not again how does every week honey can you get the flex tape thanks europe but europe colonized it hmm i don't like that i don't enjoy that at all look at that tiny square where liechtenstein is oh look at it the tiniest square jewish veggie tales it's funny because it's true well hang on jewish people aren't the only ones that's that that do that well there's a lot of things going on in this picture so we got the hoof shoes they are high heels and they have a fashion i i don't i don't get fashion i'm sorry everyone i really don't send toe pics no random act of kindness softly kiss the postman's fingers when he puts them through your door to let him know that you are thankful for his gift is it a puppy no it is me thank for the post hey i got a great idea color code your infant so strangers know what their genitals look like well when you put it that way it sounds freaking weird yeah yeah it does doesn't it oh god the whole gendered products horse crap is just oh it frustrates me like oh no you can't get that that's pink yeah what why you stupid tired of stubbing your toes be smart be like in a kit an echidna ankle go crunch pacific mountain center oh it was actually the phoenix and ferb cast i see now when the whole squad's on the same love sense goes if you don't understand this one you might be a bit young i'll give you a hint though the higher the slider the harder the rumble and that's all the hints you're getting moaning during sex is primitive both people should just say bruh at gradually increasing volume i'm all for a bit of a overused internet lingo but keep that crap out of the bedroom i will accept nothing other than passionately saying json over and over come on babe let me see no i look silly roy oh yeah play koi with me frank i mean oh darn that's uh that's a bad pun oh now you don't need a girl for them to smell like fish anymore now that's what i already read the rest of the text and i don't even okay fine no i can't do the voice ah rot roll now that's what i call a scooby snack god i hate myself so much you're technically your parents pet until you grow a distinct conscience having a child is just keeping almost choked there having child having a having a child is just keeping calm as a pet i mean you're not wrong just don't say it again ever in my presence please and people say you can't get bdsm kinky on a budget look at them they don't have the cash for a latex suit they make do oh it's uh it's a head of a oh i don't know what i was expecting it wasn't that just put that thing into your ass turn around to your partner and say hey give it a kiss ratatouille controlling linguine in the kitchen accurate very accurate is that from a gay porno when you whip it out and she say you might as well just finger me oh arthur it's okay women can be pleasured in other ways too just ask your dad we really freaking love coal it makes our christian nipples so hard oh man oh so all christians get really aroused around christmas time because if they've been bad okay and that's all the despicable content i have for you today i have been xva for your listening pleasure hope you had a blast if you stuck around till the end of the video you are amazing and i love you i love all of you anyway subscribe to the channel to get crisscross to 200 000 subscribers comment down below share the video like it etc etc we have a snapchat and a twitter if you want to keep up to date with us but for now i will be taking my leave and i will see all of you in the next one hang tight survive bye bye [Music]

Channel: Chris Cross

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Id: tlBW9xremCw

Length: 13min 23sec (803 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020