r/ChoosingBeggars | fresh

what is up my aesthetic boys it's fresh back with another video of the classic are / choosing beggars we keep today's episodes st with some useless currency conversions and a few jokes that I pretty much just tell from my own entertainment we got a free TV that's right free TV I said free is this still available a pending pick up if they don't show I'll let you know okay okay I don't drive though well we can't bring it anywhere why because I don't want to okay well I still don't drive okay I don't know you want me to say to that 120 sound good I only have a hundred thanks I'll take it and buy a 63rd and it's a it's a cheerio kiss a street it's a street name yeah okay but I will need gas so it'll be $90 never mind you were so close buddy why'd you have to say that Deen Razorback in gunmetal guitar $350 it's still available yup still available would you trade what are you looking to trade for how about a Jackson Rhoads flying a V guitar have any pictures of it I forgot to mention the neck is broke so it's just the body and stuff and no I don't have pictures but I can come take some soon well I mean I probably wouldn't be in the market for a broken guitar unless it was something easily fixable it's a hundred percent okay it just doesn't have a neck I could say the same thing about most people I know but a guitar without a neck is a bit of a hard sell to me you feel I understand but I really need a guitar I have a guitar lessons tomorrow and I don't have a guitar to play and that means that I specifically very specifically need your $350 gunmetal guitar my teacher will just be irate if I don't show up tomorrow with specifically your Dean Razorback in gunmetal guitar you're told is a bit high for this can you do a cheaper yeah sure but instead of the Mona Lisa you can get Dora Winifred shout out to any PBS oh geez who know that one ps4 still available yeah pickup only okay I'm an hour away though so can you do a hundred it's less than half my asking price lowest I can go is two twenty one twenty five no good bye it's called negotiating dumbass and actually if you look up successful negotiating strategies calling the person you're negotiating with a dumbasses funnily enough number one on the list what do you know it does always seem to bring negotiations to a rather abrupt end it looks like they're selling a Darth Vader action figure seventy nine centimeter giant it's twenty five dollars now I'm no expert on imperial units but it looks like seventy nine centimeters and inches is about thirty one now that doesn't seem too giant to me but boys really be overestimating like that yeah sorry I didn't get back to you I ended up in the hospital and her puppy got extremely sick three thousand dollars in three weeks cuz the lady sold him to us when he was still on mums milk and he was diagnosed with hypoglycemia feeds with every two hours would you take $15 for it mainly because I have $25 to my name and I'd have to put in petrol money to come over really a hypoglycemic puppy story for $10 off a two and a half foot tall Darth Vader action figure now I may not think that highly of Star Wars fans despite myself being one but boy you're not helping our case is it still available yeah it's still for sale will you tack a trader no yeah what for how about a TV now I'm looking for more like a two-stroke bike or a golf cart would you like to trade for an iPhone is that is that any of the things I just mentioned no I don't want to off you I got your location and I will still it yeah whatever man and I will your pick whatever you say I am I am waving you man I got to stop doing that voice hello I'm interested in the white IKEA table I have the same and just need the tabletop I can D assemble it and throw it away for you so I keep the table - only can I have it for half the price thus 100 since I need just a part look guy you need one part I'm selling both you run the numbers looking for a editor 50 cents per chapter 1000 words per chapter DME thanks 50 cents per thousand word chapter that's gonna be a whopping point zero five cents per work as enticing as the ha'penny might be or as my friends call it a post assassination Lincoln get it he uh he's on the penny but he got shot in the head that's how he died it's like not all they're like it's a joke because the penny would be worthless because Lincoln lost part of he lost part of his head too soon I guess anyhow 1/5 of a cent per word won't even get Clippy to get out of bed in the morning and he's literally built to annoy you by constantly being there 1985 XL 350 Honda $600 see I had my fortune read it said I shall not pay more than what has been known to me as three hundred and sixty US dollars it shall be delivered to Minnesota if possible No would you leave it at a lower price sorry need 250 okay I have only 200 sorry need 250 okay thank you okay how about 125 and that's the wrong direction that is exactly half of what they need says the person said already sorry need 250 though I guess if Phil Matier pays in Post assassination Lincoln penny shoes spot on hello could I post your song on my profile I think it is very good and I think it will fetch a lot of attention for me and you okay I don't know if you really do just tag me or something all right I will post it immediately for a small fee US dollar 10 but that's not the US dollars anyhow it's very cheap once you sent the money I will immediately post it on my profile so you'll get lots of viewers Wow bro what you only have 2000 followers plus I'm not gonna bei someone to post my own song it's okay sir even I only have 2,000 followers you're still able to get views quick send money yet now for easy deal dude no I'm not gonna pay you huh you missing out I need content to support my profile and you need advertisement I said no how you thinker I care so what if you don't pay I still can post your song for myself haha you should have asked for a discount maybe I would have let you love okay man I'll just [ __ ] you I guess also if you do post the song about permission die legally kansui so go ahead love stupid love stupid love stupid ha look at this dumbass if you don't pay me for this service I'm pretending to be doing I'm just gonna do it anyway for free that's right you don't even have to pay for what I said you had to pay for before how do you like them apples I haven't really gone out to eat since me and my boyfriend broke up like six months ago and I miss it so much well someone please take me out to dinner oh please scoff I've taken you out to eat and paid several times in the last six months sushi does not count a what the sushi not count I would love to hear that explanation lg microwave free is this still available address please yep it's still available I am in aylmer okay well I can't go there just for a microwave unless you pay me $25 for gas I don't even know how to respond II unreal Gary really Gary you expect this person to pay you to take their free microwave okay Gary hi is this still available hello yes it is okay so how much is it I'm looking for 460 dollars I'm a student can you by any chance decrease the price by a little bit please yeah I'm the student to 420 is the lowest I'll go okay I'm willing to pay for 60 but I don't have it together can I pay you monthly or weekly please yeah absolutely not you can have the phone after you've paid in the full oh then it's okay you greedy stingy person you're absolutely disgusting you don't care about humanity just yourself you don't know what a person is going through get out of here yeah that's right get out of here you will let me set up a monthly payment plan for my $400 phone yeah get out of here build a PC with the budget of $2,000 and send it to me I dare you I want a PC now so you will build me one so I don't have to buy one lays it out pretty clearly the whole post makes sense I'm not sure what it's doing in the subreddit the last supper cross $10 mint consumers and is hitting religion hard huh is it still available I get paid to 's day it is available but I'm doing first-come first-serve might still be around Tuesday I can message you if someone else is asking about it and if you can venmo or Zelo I can hold it for you or you can message on Tuesday and see if it's still here if for $10 and you're all the way in Franklin nice you're gonna have to come halfway some people are just not kind ah a choosing beggar fun if you well you're a jerk over $10 yeah that's right buyer cus the guy out over at $10 last supper cross it's what Jesus would have wanted hello I'm asking for $10 to make sure I can get something to eat I haven't eaten at all I can only accept cash app since Facebook pay is linked in my account and I won't be able to use it that way thank you all is Subway's still doing the free six dollar promotion if you download the app and make a new account 30 minutes later reopen it and you'll have a six dollar reward yeah thanks but I'm not interested I don't really care for Subway subs like I'm hungry right I haven't eaten all day or at least that's what I'm saying like I'm not walking to a subway hungry you know what I mean you got a graphing calculator 60 dollars I can pay twenty dollars can't take 20 sorry really why not what can we do because it's worth near a hundred and twenty dollars new and I can't bring the price down that low I can do 55 dang it's just sitting there though why not just take twenty dollars and if cash to spend because it's worth more than twenty dollars I'm sure you know that twenty is like one adult dollar let's run a quick conversion for some of the currencies I've referenced in this video and no this isn't me wasting time to hit ten minutes for all you commenters I've definitely done that already I'm just a smartass I compared a Lincoln Post assassination penny to both a ha'penny and point zero five cents none of which makes any sense no pun intended unless we assume John Wilkes Booth's bullet only took five percent of Lincoln's abnormally large dome except that the ha'penny is still half a penny not a twentieth but that's the comparison I made and if we assume then that one adult dollar equals 20 standard dollars we ended with a conversion rate of 40,000 Lincoln Post assassination pennies or LP ApS for short per one adult dollar but simultaneously only 4000 LP APs if we go with the hey penny I don't even know if that's a word none of this means anything art is a construct redacted created a fundraiser need a new controller I have won 12 tournaments on my broken controller need buy-in money for tournaments I need the newest Call of Duty and I need a place to live with good fiber and food so I can practice full-time and raise to be the best this season so I can get picked up and signed this man's made a Facebook fundraising campaign for the call of duty modern warfare seasoned pro life ain't free my guy I'm really good at what I do though I don't ask for anything like this gamers have to live off donations until they're on salary Plus no one you know has worked as hard as me and as long as me to make not a single rapper or gamer in Utah has made as many sacrifices as me at this point in my career I'm asking out of love I don't want to roll the dice with the devil and use the other side of me this is definitely the kind of guy that would use the Joker in a profile picture to talk about how twisted he can get when you get on his bad side I'm looking for a female dog sitter 7 days a week I'm hoping to get a Maltese looking for someone that would do this free of charge well you're gonna be looking for awhile Vanna can people donate clothes to me I need more I'm like goodwill but not like ugly well this is a kid apparently the posters in the seventh grade and his wack as it is is choosing beggar as it is that they're asking for certain kinds of clothes the pressure that middle schoolers put on each other is ridiculous so I feel more bad for this person than anything redacted send you a request for $20 I bought you drinks and we didn't hook up yeah I know it's fake it's obviously fake that's not the points the a if the idea of the it's the social cut it's the social commentary of our political Club it's it's I'm gonna end this videos as a trash

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Length: 14min 19sec (859 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 05 2019