r/Blursedcomments · sorry I prefer Wendy's

i guess we could say it's figure looking good oh daddy he's so much more than that the future president is watching coco melon right now it's always the real one cause he's not there also upstairs slim halpert thanks i hate jimin m does he wear beats by dwight yes yes he does wait until you learn that wob stands for weaponized assault penguins yeah yeah that's what wobb stands for yeah it's not wet ass penis one two and he's coming for you my bf is so handsome i just wanna crawl up into his urethra and slide down into his balls and hug his sperm cells how do you have a boyfriend with sentences like that homie love it i don't like anything about it duh how is my dad completely immune to the black and white filter because you haven't unlocked that character yet dad's missing oh that's a little that's a little sus there bud dessert doesn't go to the stomach it goes straight to the hot so that's why my sister died repost if you like jrpgs or hate the united states only one of these things should have a class system oh that's funny reminds me of what my dad used to say we golfed a lot if you ever struck out on the course when a thunderstorm rolls through just hold up your three iron because not even god can hit a three iron missy dad that missy dad really makes it seem like god proved your dad wrong dude come on man they're typically not aggressive to anything that's not food puffers are really intelligent as far as fish go they're friendly towards owners and have a playful personality it's why they make good pets for people that can afford to take care of them you just describe my wife i don't think i can afford to take care of this guy's wife but a puffer fish i definitely know pepperfish costs like 600 bucks with tank maintenance i am above average yay why do so many la apartments come without fridges inside the chip the answer is i stole all of them i have 10 000 refrigerators in my backyards i am the fridge bandage i knew it kevin barked the fridge bandit fbi pull up to his house the hamster urged to duck the hamster urged to die tragically and abruptly my friend's hamster had testicular cancel and became obsessed with eating his own balls and died why why'd he eat his own balls my ps5 won't turn on at all what do i do ship the console to me and i will fix it definitely gonna ship it back don't worry then you'll get your blanket out of the dryer is that gay no it's somebody after they get their blanket out of the dryer of course it's definitely not gabe he's not biting the pillow or anything got those double thick thighs michelin man spent too much time in the sun perhaps he crap in his shoes maybe he did maybe he did unless there's a snake that's both venomous and poisonous then it's edible once getting hired as a condom tester is the receiver both of you to assume i'm not getting flicked over constantly at my current job i wish i could be a condom receiver that'd be great someone telling me i have nice higher me thanks i grew myself i say the same thing when someone compliments my kids i grew them myself someone just freaking drew gandalf in a sweet chair nbd or someone has the weirdest butt ever and left the interesting sweat mock oh bro if you look his nose looks like a wiener so yeah it was definitely a butt mark before i played this i had small tits small but no boyfriend and no will to live none of these things have changed but the game is pretty good 73 people found this review helpful led helped some lives or she i don't know gender is what's in your pants ah crap here we go again darn it i'm squirrels squirrels in my pants great song by candace from pinning some furbs i got your reference let's go he's in fact silly for he hath not cover his willy if miss buster's had a not safer work episode what would you want to see on it does pineapple make your taste better for sure i normally mix two parts pineapple juice for each part the cup no the pineapple thing is a myth and it's been proven there's probably a guy out there that thinks he has a strong pullout game when in reality he is not capable of making you have to eat your last emoji how screwed are you not again i already ate my first family drin excuse me i have a friend who until their esso had a kid claimed 100 successful pull out nearly two years later he was in a kitchen crying because he found out the child wasn't his after a few minutes of comforting he began laughing and kind of shouted all at once that he still had the perfect pull-out record good for that dude he's looking at it on the bright side wow here's a better explanation a robot sims so hard he saves humanity i like that sub-sexuals they're called doms i think hey i know i wait i have no idea what this image is from what i had to stop playing alien isolation because i accidentally saw rule 34 of the alien and every time it jump scared me i got hard you really didn't have to share this story whoever conceals their sins does not prosper but the one who confesses and renounces them finds mercy proverbs 28 13. i have so many sins to confess the xenomorph's mouth is attractive this was the most creative way of begging i've ever seen that johnny depp right there yeah this is if he lost the trial to amber up and left there's a foe that spits fire you bash on those fireballs and aim it to a breakable wall there's the lever that opens the door you bash up on the fireballs pull the lever cronk on the fireballs my dad with david bowie in a vacation in greece 1988. you're dead and david bowie fricked man i'm just saying he'd be a lucky man david bowie got kind of weird eyes like i do i like it girls picking things boys fixing things as a boy i can confirm this is how i try to fix things that includes your mother's problems sadly yes i am and now in jail the naked man fears no pickpocket well unless you're in prison then the only pocket you got the prison one piss to water ratio seven to one i would have never thought i will see that sentence in my life you clearly haven't read my recipe book pissing and cooking by the piss man all the dislikes are from the people who died in smart-wise yeah an old man luring kids into his lair and tries to get them to lay their hands on his magic staff so he can transfer his power that's a great explanation for shazam a movie everyone liked and then just happened to forget about cause it wasn't that good my dog is named natural causes did someone die because of natural causes only a few hamsters name a few hamsters that died of natural causes i'll wait masturbation is much better than sex because you only disappoint yourself i disappoint myself without doing it so yeah i died when i saw the scene oh my god so sad i hope you rest peacefully this is what canadians have to go through every day hey their buddies someone who's got dual citizenship including in canada can confirm the geese attack us every day please cover the numbers before sending as to prevent harassment towards the user the user does not exist i fabricated this post hydrophobic skin of the onion so it's scared of water yes but the truth be told it's just filled with hate onion supremacy is still a major problem in this country fox nude would have you believe we're past all that but that shallot of bull crap and most onions i've seen still have very thin skin luna love good summons huh patronus oh it's a wiener uh it's a wiener i saw what it was i thought this is a cute harry potter nope not at all for real i can't wait to be a dad sometimes i pat my balls to tell my future kids i'm proud of them hey let me try that doing good oh god it hurt this is literally the definition of an american plays a french song and chooses cold pizza over italian pizza damn right son damn rad okay i know we're at the end of the video but let's have an honest conversation cold pizza is sometimes better than warm pizza i don't care if it's italian american french pizza i don't know what that is but still cold pizza can be freaking fire dude i'm just 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Length: 8min 4sec (484 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 20 2022