Ray Romano Wants YOU to Date His Son!

GOOD. >> Jimmy: DOES ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY WORK ON THE SHOW? ON "GET SHORTY." >> NO, THEY DON'T. BUT SOMEONE IN MY FAMILY -- >> Jimmy: WORKS HERE. >> WORKS HERE. RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT YOU'VE BEEN KIND ENOUGH TO EMPLOY MY SON, ONE OF MY SONS, ONE OF MY TWIN BOYS, MATT HAS WORKED HERE THREE I THINK YEARS. >> Jimmy: THREE YEARS. HE'S A GREAT KID. WE LOVE MATT, ACTUALLY. >> AND THE LAST TWO TIMES I CAME HE'S COME OUT AND TOOK A BOW. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK WITH TRADITION. >> Jimmy: OKAY. WHY NOT? IS HE BACK THERE? THERE HE IS. HE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO. >> Jimmy: WHAT'S HAPPENING, MATT? >> I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THE QUESTION IS THERE A DRESS CODE WHEN YOU WORK FOR JIMMY KIMMEL. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, HE IS ONE OF THE BETTER-DRESSED PEOPLE HERE AT THE SHOW. >> MATT, SAY THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU, JIMMY. >> Jimmy: THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. BUT YOU'RE WELCOME. >> THANKS. >> GO TO WORK. GO TO WORK. [ APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HE'S A VERY GOOD KID. YOU AND YOUR WIFE MUST BE VERY PROUD BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD. HE'S A WORKER. >> HE'S A GOOD KID. YOU KNOW, HE'S GETTING A LITTLE UP -- HE'S 24. SO I LIKE THAT WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE WITH HIM. AND HE NEEDS TO -- MY WIFE WANTS GRANDCHILDREN. SO HE NEEDS TO PICK UP THE PACE THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: DOES MATT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? >> IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW WHETHER HE BROKE UP. HE HAD ONE, AND THEY WON'T TELL US -- THEY DON'T TALK. THEY'RE NOT LIKE GIRLS. AND HAD I DAUGHTER SAYS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO HER EVERY DAY. [ LAUGHTER ] WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT -- THIS WILL BE GOOD. HOLD ON. MATT. MATT. [ LAUGHTER ] COME HERE. COME OVER HERE. [ APPLAUSE ] STAY RIGHT THERE. JIMMY'S GOT A QUESTION. GO AHEAD. >> Jimmy: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. >> NO. NOT RIGHT NOW. NO GIRLFRIEND. >> AH. ALL RIGHT. THIS IS A GREAT WAY TO GET INFO. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR FAMILY. >> GO GET ONE. GET A GIRLFRIEND. >> I'M DOING MY BEST. >> WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE? YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING -- HE'S A GOOD-LOOKING BOY. ISN'T HE A GOOD-LOOKING BOY? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> Jimmy: HE'S CUTE. HE'S ESPECIALLY CUTE WHEN HE'S EMBARRASSED. YOU KNOW? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE? >> I DON'T KNOW. >> ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT THIS? HOW ABOUT WE GET HIM ONE? >> NO. >> YEAH. WHERE'S THE CAMERA? [ APPLAUSE ] >> LOOK IN THE CAMERA. >> I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. >> SAY HI. TO THE -- RIGHT THERE. SHOW THEM THE SMILE. SMILE. >> NO. COME ON. >> MAKE YOUR PITCH. DO SOMETHING. SAY -- SHOW THEM YOUR TEETH. I PAID MONEY FOR BRACES. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: GO AHEAD, MATT. >> I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. LISTEN, LADIES. [ LAUGHTER ] HE'S A GOOD KID. GOOD LISTENER. HE KEEPS HIS ROOM CLEAN. HE'S HAD ALL HIS SHOTS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I'M ON TINDER. THIS IS UNNECESSARY. >> TINDER IS [ BLEEP ]. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. SORRY. YOU HAVE A CAR. YOU'VE STILL GOT A CAR. HE'S -- WHAT ELSE CAN WE SAY? JIMMY KIMMEL IS HIS UNCLE. [ LAUGHTER ] SO YOU CAN GET TICKETS WHENEVER YOU WANT. >> Jimmy: YEAH. SURE. WHATEVER YOU NEED. >> YES. YOU KNOW -- HE KNOWS SPANISH. >> NO. I DON'T. I DON'T KNOW SPANISH. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. >> BUT YOU UNDERSTAND IT. GUILLERMO, SAY SOMETHING TO HIM. SAY SOMETHING. >> Guillermo: [ SPEAKING SPANISH ]. >> HE UNDERSTOOD THAT. HE UNDERSTOOD THAT. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] SO CALL. WAIT A MINUTE. HE HAS A TWIN. HE HAS AN IDENTICAL TWIN. SO YOU KNOW, GOD FORBID ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIM. [ LAUGHTER ] IT'S LIKE HE HAS AN UNDERSTUDY. >> WE'RE GOOD. YOU DON'T NEED -- >> ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS -- YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO? PUT YOUR PHONE NUMBER UP ON THE SCREEN. >> NO. [ LAUGHTER ] >> 818 -- [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I THINK THAT'S GOING TO BE GREAT FOR HIM. WE WANT TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN. >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE PARENTS IN SHOW BUSINESS, ISN'T IT? >> HIS MOTHER NEEDS GRANDCHILDREN. I'M RUNNING OUT OF STUFF TO SAY TO HER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: RAY ROMANO, EVERYBODY. HE COULD BE YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW. THE SHOW IS CALLED "GET SHORTY." SUNDAYS AT 10:00 ON NETFLIX. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PAULA PATTON.

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Keywords: jimmy, kimmel, live, late, night, talk, show, funny, comedic, comedy, clip, comedian, ray, romano, matt, romance, dating, girlfriend, parenting, dad, father, son, embarrassing

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Length: 4min 46sec (286 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 15 2017