Ray Romano on Annoying His Wife

. >>> I HAD THREE KIDS UNDER THE AGE OF TEN. NO SEX. MY WIFE WHEN WE WENT AWAY I WOULD GET OVERLY EXCITED. SHE WOULD SAY THE MOMENT WE GET IN THE ROOM, LET'S NOT HAVE SEX. SHE'S UNZIPPING LUGGAGE AND I'M NAKED IN MY SOCKS ALREADY. NOBODY IS HERE, NOBODY IS HERE. >> Jimmy: THAT IS RAY ROMANO. WHAT AN IDEA THIS IS FOR A COMEDY SPECIAL, WHICH IS FUNNY BY THE WAY. >> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE AT THE COMEDY CELLAR IN NEW YORK. >> WHEN I GO TO NEW YORK, THAT'S THE WAY I DO A SPOT. I POP IN AND ASK CAN I GO ON. THE 234RG IS SO GREAT THAT I SAY, LET'S DO THAT. >> Jimmy: I GUESS WITH WHEN PEOPLE ARE ANTICIPATING YOU BEING THERE IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT THAN YOU WALKING IN. >> RIGHT. LISTEN, I'M A REALIST. I'M NOT GOING TO GET THAT REACTION FOREVER. I SAID LET'S DO A SPECIAL NOW WHILE THEY STILL DO THAT. >> Jimmy: I THINK YOU'RE MORE PEST MIST THAN REAL ISKS. ONE OF THE RECURRING THEMES IN THE COMEDY IS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU STILL FIND SO MANY WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR WIFE. >> I DON'T THINK. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE NOT TRYING? >> NO. I DON'T -- WE WENT OUT -- WE WERE GOING OUT WITH A COUPLE WE DON'T KNOW THAT WELL. AHEAD OF TIME SHE SAID, LISTEN, WE DON'T KNOW THEM SO JUST -- JUST DON'T, JUST DON'T. THAT'S ALL SHE HAD TO SAY. I'M, ALL RIGHT, I WON'T. AND WE WERE AT DINNER AND WE WERE TALKING AND THEY HAD KIDS, TOO. MY WIFE BROUGHT UP THE SUBJECT OF WHEN KIDS ASK QUESTIONS THAT ARE KIND OF TOUCHING AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE PROPER WAY TO ANSWER THEM. SHE'S TELLING THE STORY OF WHEN MY TWINS WERE I GUESS NINE AND THEY CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL AND APPARENTLY, THEY HEARD THE WORD [ BLEEP ]. >> Jimmy: OK. >> I'M SAYING IT LOWER SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO [ BLEEP ] IT. >> Jimmy: OK. >> AND SO SHE'S TELLING THE COUPLE, I DON'T WANE THEM HEARING FROM A STRANGER. THEY'RE ASKING WHAT DOES IT MEAN. SO I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT [ BLEEP ] MEANT. AND I WENT WAIT A MINUTE. YOU KNOW? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHOA. HOLD ON. I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. SHE'S NOT HAPPY. >> Jimmy: YOU TALK ABOUT THE HORROR OF LISTENING TO YOUR MOM HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DAD. NOW YOU DO THAT VERY THING TO YOUR OWN CHILDREN, JUST REALLY RIGHT NOW. BUT ALSO -- >> I EXPLAIN NOT HAVING SEX IN MY SHOW. >> Jimmy: EXACTLY. >> SOMETIMES I WONDER AM I -- YOU KNOW, THIS IS ANOTHER REASON I'M SCREWING UP MY KIDS, YOU KNOW. BUT THEY'VE BEEN AROUND IT. "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND" STARTED WHEN THEY WERE THREE, THE BOYS WERE THREE. WHEN I FILMED THE PILOT, WE WERE LIVING IN QUEENS. I CAME HERE. WE FILMED IT. I WENT BACK HOME. THEY GAVE ME A VHS TAPE OF THE PILOT. I GOT HOME AND I PUT IT IN AND THE TWINS, YOU KNOW, MATT AND GREG CAME AND THEY'RE THREE YEARS OLD. THEY'RE WATCHING. THEY DON'T KNOW -- WHAT'S DAD, WHATEVER. THEY'RE LOOKING CONFUSED. TOWARD THE VERY END, PATRICIA HEATON WHO PLAYED MY WIFE, I KISS PATRICIA HEATON. ONE OF THEM LOOKS AT ME AND HE GOES "THAT'S NOT MOMMY." AND I WENT THAT'S RIGHT. IT AIN'T. I TRIED TO HIGH-FIVE A THREE-YEAR-OLD. >> Jimmy: WELL -- >> BY THE WAY, MY WIFE IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. >> Jimmy: SHE MUST BE. >> PUTTING UP WITH ALL THIS. >> Jimmy: OK. >> AND SHE HAS A LOT OF MONEY.

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

Views: 363,420

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Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 13 2019